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Random Survey

  • 18-01-2005 5:09pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,828 ✭✭✭


    Thought I'd share a random survey I got sent - thought it could get some mileage in After Hours:




    1: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4, Write down what it says:


    2: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?


    3: What is the last thing you watched on TV?


    4: WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what time it is:


    5: Now look at the clock; what is the actual time?


    6: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?


    7: When did you last step outside? What were you doing?


    8: What was the last website you visited?


    9: What are you wearing?


    10: Did you dream last night?


    11: When did you last laugh?


    12: What color is on the wall of the room you are in?


    13: Seen anything weird lately?


    14: What is the last film you saw?


    15: Give a Random answer.


    16: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?


    17: Tell something about yourself that many people don't know.


    18: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?


    19: Do you like to dance?


    20: Imagine your first child is a girl. What do you call her?


    21: Imagine your first child is a boy. What do you call him?


    22: Would you ever consider living abroad?



    ::: ven0mous :::


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Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,027 ✭✭✭alleepally


    Love this thread
    ven0m wrote:
    Thought I'd share a random survey I got sent - thought it could get some mileage in After Hours:




    1: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4, Write down what it says:

    their bank balances but on the performances in the

    2: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?

    Cushion of seat next to me

    3: What is the last thing you watched on TV?

    the weakest link

    4: WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what time it is:

    4.45


    5: Now look at the clock; what is the actual time?

    5.21

    6: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

    Television and the wind

    7: When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

    About 1 hour ago, filling the car up with petrol

    8: What was the last website you visited?

    digiweb.ie

    9: What are you wearing?

    Clothes!


    10: Did you dream last night?

    Yes

    11: When did you last laugh?

    This afternoon

    12: What color is on the wall of the room you are in?

    Cream

    13: Seen anything weird lately?

    not particularly.

    14: What is the last film you saw?

    Shawshank Redemption


    15: Give a Random answer.

    The square root of 144

    16: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?

    A house

    17: Tell something about yourself that many people don't know.

    I am easily rattled

    18: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

    Put a super tax on the super wealthy and redistribute it to those in need.

    19: Do you like to dance?

    NO



    20: Imagine your first child is a girl. What do you call her?

    Sinead, Caroline or Grace

    21: Imagine your first child is a boy. What do you call him?

    Conor

    22: Would you ever consider living abroad?

    Yep

    ::: ven0mous :::


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,730 ✭✭✭✭simu


    1. imreas, strife is in store for him (H.); | chum ainchinn ort, do not frighten the

    2. computer screen

    3. a few minutes of some afternoon show on RTÉ 1

    4. 14:45

    5. 17:38

    6. Water machine, people typing

    7. about an hour and a half ago, was going to buy biros

    8. boards, hotmail

    9. blue jeans, black boots, black cardigan, silk top, jewellery

    10. most likely but I don't remember

    11. yesterday

    12. white

    13. Yes - People acting like zombies at the bus station yesterday

    14. Ferris Bewler's Day Off

    15. Turnips

    16. Breakfast

    17. I had a kiwi at breakfast time

    18. Have healthy democracy in every country

    19. Sometimes

    20. Sibéal

    21. Parthalán (ha ha!)

    22. Yes


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,842 ✭✭✭steveland?


    1: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4, Write down what it says:

    cout << celcius;

    (it's a C++ book)

    2: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?

    Wash basket

    3: What is the last thing you watched on TV?

    ER last night

    4: WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what time it is:

    half five

    5: Now look at the clock; what is the actual time?

    twenty to six.. not too shabby

    6: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

    danzig - am i demon

    7: When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

    Witnness, camping

    8: What was the last website you visited?

    apart from this, aaroadwatch

    9: What are you wearing?

    black tshirt, black trousers, black shoes, black socks

    10: Did you dream last night?

    I don't remember any dreams from last night

    11: When did you last laugh?

    At someone in college who couldn't eat properly

    12: What color is on the wall of the room you are in?

    cream

    13: Seen anything weird lately?

    team america... that was pretty weird

    14: What is the last film you saw?

    team america

    15: Give a Random answer.

    banana phone

    16: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?

    a fender telecaster

    17: Tell something about yourself that many people don't know.

    i hate the internet's addictive affects

    18: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

    George Bush.... I think this'll be a popular answer

    19: Do you like to dance?

    No.... god no... but i do it anyway... but only when im drunk

    20: Imagine your first child is a girl. What do you call her?

    Purple

    21: Imagine your first child is a boy. What do you call him?

    Microsoft

    22: Would you ever consider living abroad?

    Naah


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,077 ✭✭✭joe.


    1: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4, Write down what it says:
    the practicability of placing and compaction the mix, and maintaining consistency throughout the job.

    2: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?
    computer screen

    3: What is the last thing you watched on TV?
    new

    4: WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what time it is:
    6.20

    5: Now look at the clock; what is the actual time?
    5.47

    6: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
    chemical brothers and dinner sizzling

    7: When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
    1.40pm. going back to college

    8: What was the last website you visited?
    www.hattrick.org

    9: What are you wearing?
    clothes

    10: Did you dream last night?
    yes

    11: When did you last laugh?
    about an hour ago

    12: What color is on the wall of the room you are in?
    blue

    13: Seen anything weird lately?
    all the time

    14: What is the last film you saw?
    scum

    15: Give a Random answer.
    whatever

    16: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?
    a car

    17: Tell something about yourself that many people don't know.
    that i am intelligent

    18: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
    make it more warmer in Ireland

    19: Do you like to dance?
    when drunk

    20: Imagine your first child is a girl. What do you call her?
    mary!!!!!!

    21: Imagine your first child is a boy. What do you call him?
    Joe

    22: Would you ever consider living abroad? yes


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,505 ✭✭✭irlirishkev


    1: station WMPS, Neal had a lucrative sideline regularly promoting schoolhouse hops within a 200 mile radius of Memphis.


    2: The wall. The grey wall, with some phone numbers on it?


    3: What is the last thing you watched on TV?
    Ferris Bueller for about 15minutes.


    4: WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what time it is:
    about 5.45pm


    5: Now look at the clock; what is the actual time?
    5.45pm.. booyah!


    6: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
    Couple of the lads behind me saying goodbye


    7: When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
    this morning on my way to work.


    8: What was the last website you visited?
    before boards? www.elvis-collectors.com


    9: What are you wearing?
    Jeans, t-shirt, pair of runners, underwear :rolleyes:


    10: Did you dream last night?
    can't remember if I did or not


    11: When did you last laugh?
    Talking about the state of the changing rooms in Westwood Gym with one of the lads in work.. about 15 mins ago


    12: What color is on the wall of the room you are in?
    Grey


    13: Seen anything weird lately?
    no, but I've seen the sexy lady cleaner on my floor.. hubba hubba!


    14: What is the last film you saw?
    Ferris Bueller's Day Off


    15: Give a Random answer.
    17


    16: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?
    Honda S2000


    17: Tell something about yourself that many people don't know.
    I'm one HAIRY Mutherfukker!


    18: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
    I'd try to do something about Religion. it causes too many problems.


    19: Do you like to dance?
    Do I like to dance!!???? I invented dancing! My mates call me 'Dancing Kev'.. give me a dancefloor and some funky beats, and stand back people!!!!


    20: Imagine your first child is a girl. What do you call her?
    Marie


    21: Imagine your first child is a boy. What do you call him?
    James


    22: Would you ever consider living abroad?
    Yes I would. But I love it here..

    K.


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  • Legal Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 5,400 Mod ✭✭✭✭Maximilian


    1: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4, Write down what it says:

    DeaR DiarY, WhErE HaS Mindy gOne.

    2: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?

    Hair. ewww...

    3: What is the last thing you watched on TV?

    Mindy in Apt. 12. Doing her Ironing as usual. (hello Mindy)

    4: WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what time it is:

    Eleven O'Clock

    5: Now look at the clock; what is the actual time?

    Good lord, 5:41.

    6: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

    The voices again.

    7: When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

    1st October 1998. Hiding the body.

    8: What was the last website you visited?

    www.chainsaws.com

    9: What are you wearing?

    cling film. sweat bands.

    10: Did you dream last night?

    yes. Always the furry hovercraft. always.

    11: When did you last laugh?

    1st October 1998.

    12: What color is on the wall of the room you are in?

    Zebra. With a hint of cerise.

    13: Seen anything weird lately?

    My reflection. I need to remove the bandages.

    14: What is the last film you saw?

    Mindy: Vol. 12

    15: Give a Random answer.

    KILL M.

    16: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?

    Platinum Spade.

    17: Tell something about yourself that many people don't know.

    I am good with children. Oh yes.

    18: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

    line investigative journalists up against a wall and slash, flay.

    19: Do you like to dance?

    Yes, with wigs and my mangina.

    20: Imagine your first child is a girl. What do you call her?

    Mindy.

    21: Imagine your first child is a boy. What do you call him?

    Mindy.

    22: Would you ever consider living abroad?

    I may have to shortly.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,890 ✭✭✭embee


    1: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4, Write down what it says:
    "the list of foreign borrowings introduced over the past two centuries is near endless" - from "The Meaning Of Everything - The Story Of The Oxford English Dictionary" by Simon Winchester.

    2: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?
    The staircase.

    3: What is the last thing you watched on TV?
    Sky Sports News.

    4: WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what time it is:
    Quarter to six.

    5: Now look at the clock; what is the actual time?
    Ten to six - not too far off :)

    6: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
    The television, traffic outside and my Dad cooking in the kitchen.

    7: When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
    Earlier on today, I went up to my grannys house.

    8: What was the last website you visited?
    http://www.aib.ie

    9: What are you wearing?
    Brown cords, a navy Korn hoodie and black trainers.

    10: Did you dream last night?
    Yes, and it was vaguely sexual.

    11: When did you last laugh?
    A few hours ago. My aunt was here tearing strips out of a woman she met for the first time today, and she has a great way of describing people.

    12: What color is on the wall of the room you are in?
    Magnolia, I do believe.

    13: Seen anything weird lately?
    An old lady with a face full of white whiskers.

    14: What is the last film you saw?
    I watched Panic Room on Sky the other night. Its a load of crap.

    15: Give a Random answer.
    Custard.

    16: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?
    A house.

    17: Tell something about yourself that many people don't know.
    I was born on a Saturday.

    18: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
    I would patch up the hole in the ozone layer.


    19: Do you like to dance?
    Absolutely.


    20: Imagine your first child is a girl. What do you call her?
    Amelie.


    21: Imagine your first child is a boy. What do you call him?
    Drew.


    22: Would you ever consider living abroad?
    Maybe for a few months, but not forever.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,523 ✭✭✭ApeXaviour


    1: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4, Write down what it says:
    -of each quantum particle following a unique, even through unknown,

    2: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?
    moniter (is this not the same for everyone)

    3: What is the last thing you watched on TV?
    Poker

    4: WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what time it is:
    6ish

    5: Now look at the clock; what is the actual time?
    17.55

    6: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
    About 20 people around me talking, and girls outside making annoyingly posh quasi-laughing noises

    7: When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
    Walking from the lecture theatre to go get tea.

    8: What was the last website you visited?
    O2 to send a webtext to ask my mate if she was coming to japanese class tonight

    9: What are you wearing?
    Long-sleeve t-shirt, jeans, thundercats belt buckle

    10: Did you dream last night?
    Yeah think so but don't remember.

    11: When did you last laugh?
    bout 30 mins ago. Something someone said about a running up&down stairs and buying snacks competition being in the olympics. You had to be there.

    12: What color is on the wall of the room you are in?
    white

    13: Seen anything weird lately?
    erm.. red beer, quite nice actually

    14: What is the last film you saw?
    no-idea

    15: Give a Random answer.
    slartibartfast

    16: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?
    Dutasteride aka Avodart. I suggest you google it.

    17: Tell something about yourself that many people don't know.
    I like tomboyish women

    18: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
    It's sappy I know, but remove war and all forms of lethal fighting all-together

    19: Do you like to dance?
    Only when piddleyeyed

    20: Imagine your first child is a girl. What do you call her?
    Sadbh or Yuki

    21: Imagine your first child is a boy. What do you call him?
    Some mad irish name that nobody can pronounce

    22: Would you ever consider living abroad?
    Hell yes!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,397 ✭✭✭✭azezil


    1: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4, Write down what it says:
    my books don't go that far :(

    2: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?
    i'm not sure but its sticky O_O

    3: What is the last thing you watched on TV?
    the real ghost busters

    4: WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what time it is:
    6:17pm

    5: Now look at the clock; what is the actual time?
    6:15pm

    6: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
    vacuum cleaner, people talking

    7: When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
    2:30, was going to the shop for lunch

    8: What was the last website you visited?
    www.o2.ie

    9: What are you wearing?
    jeans, tight top, thong

    10: Did you dream last night?
    yes... woke up in a mess

    11: When did you last laugh?
    um bout an hour ago at a stupid customer

    12: What color is on the wall of the room you are in?
    lime / yellow

    13: Seen anything weird lately?
    a mouse eating a cat

    14: What is the last film you saw?
    donnie darko, in spanish, i was very confused

    15: Give a Random answer.
    i like to touch myself

    16: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?
    toilet roll, double quilted!

    17: Tell something about yourself that many people don't know.
    is there anything?? em... i'm not even remotely tickleish

    18: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
    manditory diets for all

    19: Do you like to dance?
    dancing queen baby *\o/*

    20: Imagine your first child is a girl. What do you call her?
    OMG!!

    21: Imagine your first child is a boy. What do you call him?
    as above

    22: Would you ever consider living abroad?
    nope...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,458 ✭✭✭CathyMoran


    1: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4, Write down what it says:
    "Platonic Mathematical world in the physical world - that I am allowing" from "The Road to Reality" by Rodger Penrose

    2: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?
    books

    3: What is the last thing you watched on TV?
    news

    4: WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what time it is:
    6.15


    5: Now look at the clock; what is the actual time?
    6.14

    6: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
    TV

    7: When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
    Walking in the door


    8: What was the last website you visited?
    www.vodafone.ie

    9: What are you wearing?
    Nightie and dressing gown


    10: Did you dream last night?
    Nothing/don't remember

    11: When did you last laugh?
    Last night with my mum


    12: What color is on the wall of the room you are in?
    Magnolia yellow


    13: Seen anything weird lately?
    Shooting star - beautiful


    14: What is the last film you saw?
    On TV - Resident Evil, in cinema - Lemony Sniket...


    15: Give a Random answer.
    Bluebirds


    16: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?
    Would wait - a house for my parents and give money to charity


    17: Tell something about yourself that many people don't know.
    I have size 7 feet


    18: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
    Stop world hunger


    19: Do you like to dance?
    Yes - if badly


    20: Imagine your first child is a girl. What do you call her?
    Deirdre


    21: Imagine your first child is a boy. What do you call him?
    Sean


    22: Would you ever consider living abroad?
    Yes - but only if I could commute home on a regular basis - would love to live in Paris


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  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 32,286 Mod ✭✭✭✭The_Conductor


    1: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4, Write down what it says:
    buses will arrive every 7 minutes between the hours of 10AM and 7PM

    2: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?
    My fish tank

    3: What is the last thing you watched on TV?
    Simpsons

    4: WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what time it is:
    6.30PM

    5: Now look at the clock; what is the actual time?
    6.20PM

    6: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
    Aoife typing and playing with her toes

    7: When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
    4.30PM to catch the bus home

    8: What was the last website you visited?
    http://news.bbc.co.uk

    9: What are you wearing?
    black clothes

    10: Did you dream last night?
    Yes

    11: When did you last laugh?
    too long ago

    12: What color is on the wall of the room you are in?
    cream

    13: Seen anything weird lately?
    my next door neighbours laundry

    14: What is the last film you saw?
    Richard Attenborough's visit to Everest

    15: Give a Random answer.
    screw you

    16: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?
    fresh milk for my coffee in the morning

    17: Tell something about yourself that many people don't know.
    I like to sleep, doh! everyone knew that one.....

    18: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
    abolish politicians

    19: Do you like to dance?
    eh, no.

    20: Imagine your first child is a girl. What do you call her?
    Deirdre

    21: Imagine your first child is a boy. What do you call him?
    Sean

    22: Would you ever consider living abroad?
    What- is it included in the decentralisation options- awwwwww!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 783 ✭✭✭Skellington


    1: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4, Write down what it says:
    sex addicts may crave the petide phenylethylamine,that might be triggered by danger

    2: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?
    my boxer pup, moe

    3: What is the last thing you watched on TV?
    fists of the north star

    4: WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what time it is:
    18:40

    5: Now look at the clock; what is the actual time?
    18:32

    6: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
    song called bob, by rancid

    7: When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
    30 minutes ago to feed my dogs

    8: What was the last website you visited?
    www.aerlingus.ie

    9: What are you wearing?
    snickers work clothes

    10: Did you dream last night?
    yep

    11: When did you last laugh?
    2 minutes ago

    12: What color is on the wall of the room you are in?
    blue

    13: Seen anything weird lately?
    a junkie kicking another junkie(i love working in ballyfermot)

    14: What is the last film you saw?
    team america

    15: Give a Random answer.
    i hate cheesecake

    16: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?
    a house

    17: Tell something about yourself that many people don't know.
    i'm unable to cry(botched facelift)

    18: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
    make everything equal

    19: Do you like to dance?
    when i'm drunk

    20: Imagine your first child is a girl. What do you call her?
    molly

    21: Imagine your first child is a boy. What do you call him?
    jim

    22: Would you ever consider living abroad?
    yes


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,466 ✭✭✭Blisterman


    1: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4, Write down what it says:
    Architechtural Plans Are drawn to Mechanical or Architectural Scale.

    2: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?
    Nothing

    3: What is the last thing you watched on TV?
    Don't remember, I haven't watched TV in 2 weeks

    4: WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what time it is:
    6.24

    5: Now look at the clock; what is the actual time?
    6.32

    6: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
    Siren, traffic

    7: When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
    Going to buy second hand vinyl.

    8: What was the last website you visited?
    That weird notpron puzzle

    9: What are you wearing?
    Oxegen T shirt and Jeans

    10: Did you dream last night?

    Not that I can remember

    11: When did you last laugh?
    This morning in class.

    12: What color is on the wall of the room you are in?
    White

    13: Seen anything weird lately?
    That Notpron site. Also a south african issue of Mad Magazine.

    14: What is the last film you saw?
    Indiana Jones and the temple of Doom

    15: Give a Random answer.
    Banana Phone

    16: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?
    Probebly go crazy ordering stuff off amazon.

    17: Tell something about yourself that many people don't know.
    My second toe is longer than my big toe on each foot

    18: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
    Bring Europe and America closer together(literally, so it would be as expensive to fly there.

    19: Do you like to dance?
    Yeah, if I like the music. And other people are dancing.

    20: Imagine your first child is a girl. What do you call her?
    Jenny

    21: Imagine your first child is a boy. What do you call him?
    Richy Junior

    22: Would you ever consider living abroad?
    Already do!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,579 ✭✭✭Pet


    1: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4, Write down what it says:
    "division, which results in the production of daughter cells" (some biology book)

    2: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?
    The floppy disk drive on my PC.


    3: What is the last thing you watched on TV?
    Coronation St. or some other such ****e with my mother

    4: WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what time it is:
    1835

    5: Now look at the clock; what is the actual time?
    1837, I have an excellent sense of time.

    6: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
    RTE news on TV in the kitchen, father attempting to cook dinner

    7: When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
    about two hours ago, to feed cats and dogs.

    8: What was the last website you visited?
    www.csc.tcd.ie/~durns

    9: What are you wearing?
    Blue jeans, an incubus t-shirt and a fleece

    10: Did you dream last night?
    No.

    11: When did you last laugh?
    This morning, cat slipped off windowsill.

    12: What color is on the wall of the room you are in?
    Various shades of green and gold (wallpaper)

    13: Seen anything weird lately?
    The bone on my finger when i cut it open.

    14: What is the last film you saw?
    Resident Evil on C4 on saturday night.

    15: Give a Random answer.
    Introspection.

    16: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?
    A boat.

    17: Tell something about yourself that many people don't know.
    I have very fast reflexes.

    18: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
    Eliminate religion, it's the cause of most wars.

    19: Do you like to dance?
    Only when I'm stocious.

    20: Imagine your first child is a girl. What do you call her?
    Niamh.

    21: Imagine your first child is a boy. What do you call him?
    James.

    22: Would you ever consider living abroad?
    Definitely. Don't like this country much.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,466 ✭✭✭Blisterman


    Wow weird, someone else gave the same random answer as me. I didn't read anyone elses answers, before I did it.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,959 ✭✭✭Nala


    ven0m wrote:
    1: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4, Write down what it says:
    "her, when the time came to open the parachute and enjoy"

    ven0m wrote:
    2: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?
    Monitor.

    ven0m wrote:
    3: What is the last thing you watched on TV?
    Probably some crap on MTV.

    ven0m wrote:
    4: WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what time it is:
    6:45

    ven0m wrote:
    5: Now look at the clock; what is the actual time?
    6:54
    ven0m wrote:
    6: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
    Myself typing.

    ven0m wrote:
    7: When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
    This morning, to let the cat in.

    ven0m wrote:
    8: What was the last website you visited?
    Hotmail.com

    ven0m wrote:
    9: What are you wearing?
    Dressing gown+PJ's.

    ven0m wrote:
    10: Did you dream last night?
    Nope.

    ven0m wrote:
    11: When did you last laugh?
    A few minutes ago.

    ven0m wrote:
    12: What color is on the wall of the room you are in?
    Peach.

    ven0m wrote:
    13: Seen anything weird lately?
    Not really.
    ven0m wrote:
    14: What is the last film you saw?
    In the cinema? Finding Neverland.

    ven0m wrote:
    15: Give a Random answer.
    int nala = math.Random();

    ven0m wrote:
    16: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?
    A big house with loads of land and a St Bernard.
    ven0m wrote:
    17: Tell something about yourself that many people don't know.
    I shot JR.
    ven0m wrote:
    18: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
    I don't know.
    ven0m wrote:
    19: Do you like to dance?
    When I'm drunk, cos then I neither know nor care anout how **** I am!
    ven0m wrote:
    20: Imagine your first child is a girl. What do you call her?
    Sophie or Sienna. (NOT asfter Sienna Miller!).

    ven0m wrote:
    21: Imagine your first child is a boy. What do you call him?
    Fiachra or Martin. Or Matt.

    ven0m wrote:
    22: Would you ever consider living abroad?
    Dunno.


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


    1: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4, Write down what it says: "perils and dangers of this night;"

    2: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?
    soft blanket

    3: What is the last thing you watched on TV?
    SG1

    4: WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what time it is:
    18:30

    5: Now look at the clock; what is the actual time?
    18:57

    6: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
    the tv, the radio in the kitchen and my mum moving about

    7: When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
    About half an hour ago, getting off the bus

    8: What was the last website you visited?
    gmail.com

    9: What are you wearing?
    warm skirt and jumper

    10: Did you dream last night?
    don't remember any

    11: When did you last laugh?
    early today at a joke my friend told

    12: What color is on the wall of the room you are in?
    yellow

    13: Seen anything weird lately?
    yet another old lady with a beard

    14: What is the last film you saw?
    Shaolin Soccer - bizarre

    15: Give a Random answer.
    fish

    16: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?
    shoes!

    17: Tell something about yourself that many people don't know.
    I can touch my nose with my tongue.

    18: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
    Ban ra-ra skirts for eternity

    19: Do you like to dance?
    Most of the time.

    20: Imagine your first child is a girl. What do you call her?
    Ellinor

    21: Imagine your first child is a boy. What do you call him?
    Michael Henrick

    22: Would you ever consider living abroad?
    Yes


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,689 ✭✭✭orangerooster


    1: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4, Write down what it says:

    He tried to arrange the bricks into two stacks so he could see out the window,


    2: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?

    Monitor

    3: What is the last thing you watched on TV?

    Battlestar Galactica.

    4: WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what time it is:

    18:45

    5: Now look at the clock; what is the actual time?

    18:54

    6: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

    Friend practising piano.

    7: When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

    Letting a cat in.

    8: What was the last website you visited?

    vodafone.ie

    9: What are you wearing?

    jeans and t-shirt.

    10: Did you dream last night?


    Yes.

    11: When did you last laugh?

    About ten seconds ago-am listening to a billy conolly cd.

    12: What color is on the wall of the room you are in?

    Blue.

    13: Seen anything weird lately?

    Yes, a dog running into a bin and trying to carry it away.

    14: What is the last film you
    saw?

    Team America.

    15: Give a Random answer.

    Clams.

    16: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?

    Drug boat.

    17: Tell something about yourself that many people don't know.

    I talk about buying catfood in my sleep when drunk.

    18: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

    Make us all equal and legalise things like drugs,abortion,gay marriage etc.

    19: Do you like to dance?

    No.

    20: Imagine your first child is a girl. What do you call her?

    Abby.

    21: Imagine your first child is a boy. What do you call him?

    Ray.

    22: Would you ever consider living abroad?


    Yes.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,322 ✭✭✭Repli


    1: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4, Write down what it says:
    int b = 8 ;

    2: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?
    a chair

    3: What is the last thing you watched on TV?
    x- files this morning

    4: WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what time it is:
    7.30pm

    5: Now look at the clock; what is the actual time?
    7.17pm

    6: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
    someone moving a chair

    7: When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
    coming back to college from the pub, 1 hour ago

    8: What was the last website you visited?
    o2.ie

    9: What are you wearing?
    jeans, black runners, blue shirt, navy top

    10: Did you dream last night?
    no

    11: When did you last laugh?
    5 mins

    12: What color is on the wall of the room you are in?
    white

    13: Seen anything weird lately?
    no

    14: What is the last film you saw?
    austin powers 1

    15: Give a Random answer.
    blehehehheheh woookabakalakowaha

    16: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?
    lexus gs

    17: Tell something about yourself that many people don't know.
    i hate surveys

    18: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
    sunny weather all year around everywhere

    19: Do you like to dance?
    sometimes

    20: Imagine your first child is a girl. What do you call her?
    Rebecca

    21: Imagine your first child is a boy. What do you call him?
    Justin

    22: Would you ever consider living abroad?
    Nope


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2 Kidd


    1: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4, Write down what it says:

    int b = 8;

    2: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?

    computer screen

    3: What is the last thing you watched on TV?

    The Simpsons

    4: WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what time it is:

    half 7

    5: Now look at the clock; what is the actual time?

    half 7

    6: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

    People talking and typing

    7: When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

    bout an hour ago, smoking

    8: What was the last website you visited?

    Yahoo email

    9: What are you wearing?

    Jeans, runners, t-shirt and a jumper

    10: Did you dream last night?

    Yup

    11: When did you last laugh?

    about 10 minutes ago

    12: What color is on the wall of the room you are in?

    White

    13: Seen anything weird lately?

    I saw in the paper yesterday that Colin Farrel is being sued by this phone sex girl for standing her up.

    14: What is the last film you saw?

    Dunno the name of it. It was about this guy who survived his own execution and could predict the future.

    15: Give a Random answer.

    Linux kicks ass

    16: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?

    Stephens green, then I'd dig it up for the laugh.

    17: Tell something about yourself that many people don't know.

    I used to be in a band

    18: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

    Take back the North

    19: Do you like to dance?

    Not really

    20: Imagine your first child is a girl. What do you call her?

    Rebecca

    21: Imagine your first child is a boy. What do you call him?

    The hulk

    22: Would you ever consider living abroad?

    Yeah for a year or two but not forever.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,684 ✭✭✭FatherTed


    My answers:
    ven0m wrote:
    Thought I'd share a random survey I got sent - thought it could get some mileage in After Hours:




    1: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4, Write down what it says:
    Tablespaces can be taken offline immediately....

    2: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?
    A picture drawn by my daughter

    3: What is the last thing you watched on TV?
    The Daily Show with Jon Stewart (last night)

    4: WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what time it is:
    2:24pmEST

    5: Now look at the clock; what is the actual time?
    2:35pmEST

    6: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
    Someone yapping on the phone

    7: When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
    This morning when I came to work

    8: What was the last website you visited?
    www.ussoccer.com

    9: What are you wearing?
    Brown cordurays, tan shirt.

    10: Did you dream last night?
    probably, cant remember

    11: When did you last laugh?
    This morning at my son

    12: What color is on the wall of the room you are in?
    Tan

    13: Seen anything weird lately?
    Yeah, pic of Diego Maradona: http://msn.foxsports.com/pgStory?contentId=2333268&pageNumber=24

    14: What is the last film you saw?
    Jungle Book 2 (with my kids)

    15: Give a Random answer.
    No

    16: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?
    DeLorian car

    17: Tell something about yourself that many people don't know.
    I feel a coldsore coming on

    18: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
    Give everyone more holidays/vacations

    19: Do you like to dance?
    yeah, but I'm bad at it, doesnt stop me though

    20: Imagine your first child is a girl. What do you call her?
    Caitlin

    21: Imagine your first child is a boy. What do you call him?
    Justin

    22: Would you ever consider living abroad?
    I am


    ::: ven0mous :::


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,554 ✭✭✭herobear


    1: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4, Write down what it says:
    Wayne.

    2: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?
    deodarant

    3: What is the last thing you watched on TV?
    friends

    4: WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what time it is:
    7:50

    5: Now look at the clock; what is the actual time?
    7:39

    6: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
    complete silence

    7: When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
    about an hour ago, walking dogs

    8: What was the last website you visited?
    before boards.ie. deathball.net

    9: What are you wearing?
    clothes, thanks for asking, specifically my velvet revolver shirt and others

    10: Did you dream last night?
    probably

    11: When did you last laugh?
    last night

    12: What color is on the wall of the room you are in?
    magnolia

    13: Seen anything weird lately?
    the movie, natural born killers

    14: What is the last film you saw?
    see above

    15: Give a Random answer.
    potato

    16: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?
    my parents house for them

    17: Tell something about yourself that many people don't know.
    im half-greek but i was born in dublin

    18: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
    (fake answer) legalise crime. (real answer) destroy globalisation, among other things

    19: Do you like to dance?
    depends on what im dancing to

    20: Imagine your first child is a girl. What do you call her?
    amy

    21: Imagine your first child is a boy. What do you call him?
    nathan

    22: Would you ever consider living abroad?
    yes, and i have several times


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,684 ✭✭✭FatherTed


    My answers:
    ven0m wrote:
    Thought I'd share a random survey I got sent - thought it could get some mileage in After Hours:




    1: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4, Write down what it says:
    Tablespaces can be taken offline immediately....

    2: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?
    A picture drawn by my daughter

    3: What is the last thing you watched on TV?
    The Daily Show with Jon Stewart (last night)

    4: WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what time it is:
    2:34pmEST

    5: Now look at the clock; what is the actual time?
    2:35pmEST

    6: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
    Someone yapping on the phone

    7: When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
    This morning when I came to work

    8: What was the last website you visited?
    www.ussoccer.com

    9: What are you wearing?
    Brown cordurays, tan shirt.

    10: Did you dream last night?
    probably, cant remember

    11: When did you last laugh?
    This morning at my son

    12: What color is on the wall of the room you are in?
    Tan

    13: Seen anything weird lately?
    Yeah, pic of Diego Maradona: http://msn.foxsports.com/pgStory?contentId=2333268&pageNumber=24

    14: What is the last film you saw?
    Jungle Book 2 (with my kids)

    15: Give a Random answer.
    No

    16: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?
    DeLorian car

    17: Tell something about yourself that many people don't know.
    I feel a coldsore coming on

    18: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
    Give everyone more holidays/vacations

    19: Do you like to dance?
    yeah, but I'm bad at it, doesnt stop me though

    20: Imagine your first child is a girl. What do you call her?
    Caitlin

    21: Imagine your first child is a boy. What do you call him?
    Justin

    22: Would you ever consider living abroad?
    I am


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,684 ✭✭✭FatherTed


    My answers:

    1. "Tablespaces can be taken offline immediately...."
    2: A picture drawn by my daughter
    3: The Daily Show with Jon Stewart (last night)
    4: 2:34pmEST
    5: 2:35pmEST
    6: Someone yapping on the phone
    7: This morning when I came to work
    8: www.ussoccer.com
    9: Brown cordurays, tan shirt.
    10: probably, cant remember
    11: This morning at my son
    12: Tan
    13: Yeah, pic of Diego Maradona: http://msn.foxsports.com/pgStory?contentId=2333268&pageNumber=24
    14: Jungle Book 2 (with my kids)
    15: No
    16: DeLorian car
    17: I feel a coldsore coming on
    18: Give everyone more holidays/vacations
    19: yeah, but I'm bad at it, doesnt stop me though
    20: Caitlin
    21: Justin
    22: I am


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    here ya go
    ven0m wrote:
    Thought I'd share a random survey I got sent - thought it could get some mileage in After Hours:




    1: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4, Write down what it says:
    the river, by the old diving pool with its mossy brick wall,

    2: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?
    screen

    3: What is the last thing you watched on TV?
    Simpsons

    4: WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what time it is:
    7.43

    5: Now look at the clock; what is the actual time?
    7.55

    6: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
    the radio

    7: When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
    was walking home

    8: What was the last website you visited?
    boards

    9: What are you wearing?
    my uniform

    10: Did you dream last night?
    no

    11: When did you last laugh?
    earlier

    12: What color is on the wall of the room you are in?
    sky blue

    13: Seen anything weird lately?
    no

    14: What is the last film you saw?
    not sure

    15: Give a Random answer.
    bleep

    16: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?
    a bose sound system

    17: Tell something about yourself that many people don't know.
    i lived in turkey

    18: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
    no Stds

    19: Do you like to dance?
    yeah

    20: Imagine your first child is a girl. What do you call her?
    orla

    21: Imagine your first child is a boy. What do you call him?
    john

    22: Would you ever consider living abroad?
    no


    ::: ven0mous :::


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,554 ✭✭✭herobear


    1: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4, Write down what it says:
    Wayne.

    2: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?
    deodarant

    3: What is the last thing you watched on TV?
    friends

    4: WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what time it is:
    7:50

    5: Now look at the clock; what is the actual time?
    7:39

    6: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
    complete silence

    7: When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
    about an hour ago, walking dogs

    8: What was the last website you visited?
    before boards.ie. deathball.net

    9: What are you wearing?
    clothes, thanks for asking, specifically my velvet revolver shirt and others

    10: Did you dream last night?
    probably

    11: When did you last laugh?
    last night

    12: What color is on the wall of the room you are in?
    magnolia

    13: Seen anything weird lately?
    the movie, natural born killers

    14: What is the last film you saw?
    see above

    15: Give a Random answer.
    potato

    16: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?
    my parents house for them

    17: Tell something about yourself that many people don't know.
    im half-greek but i was born in dublin

    18: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
    (fake answer) legalise crime. (real answer) destroy globalisation, among other things

    19: Do you like to dance?
    depends on what im dancing to

    20: Imagine your first child is a girl. What do you call her?
    amy

    21: Imagine your first child is a boy. What do you call him?
    nathan


    22: Would you ever consider living abroad?
    yes, and i have several times


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,684 ✭✭✭FatherTed


    My answers:

    1. "Tablespaces can be taken offline immediately...."
    2: A picture drawn by my daughter
    3: The Daily Show with Jon Stewart (last night)
    4: 2:34pmEST
    5: 2:35pmEST
    6: Someone yapping on the phone
    7: This morning when I came to work
    8: www.ussoccer.com
    9: Brown cordurays, tan shirt.
    10: probably, cant remember
    11: This morning at my son
    12: Tan
    13: Yeah, pic of Diego Maradona: http://msn.foxsports.com/pgStory?contentId=2333268&pageNumber=24
    14: Jungle Book 2 (with my kids)
    15: No
    16: DeLorian car
    17: I feel a coldsore coming on
    18: Give everyone more holidays/vacations
    19: yeah, but I'm bad at it, doesnt stop me though
    20: Caitlin
    21: Justin
    22: I am


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,292 ✭✭✭gonker


    1: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4, Write down what it says:

    allowing prompt and efficient service.


    2: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?

    Music stand

    3: What is the last thing you watched on TV?

    Emmerdale

    4: WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what time it is:

    7.15

    5: Now look at the clock; what is the actual time?

    7.23

    6: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

    tv

    7: When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

    going into town at 4:30

    8: What was the last website you visited?

    boards
    9: What are you wearing?

    jeans and t-shirt.

    10: Did you dream last night?


    dont remember

    11: When did you last laugh?

    dunno

    12: What color is on the wall of the room you are in?

    orangey yellow

    13: Seen anything weird lately?

    no

    14: What is the last film you
    saw?

    Butterfly Effect

    15: Give a Random answer.

    yes

    16: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?

    yes

    17: Tell something about yourself that many people don't know.

    I can touch my nose with my tongue

    18: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

    boring i know peace to all
    19: Do you like to dance?

    yes
    20: Imagine your first child is a girl. What do you call her?

    Jenny

    21: Imagine your first child is a boy. What do you call him?

    andrew

    22: Would you ever consider living abroad?


    Yes.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,039 ✭✭✭rmacm


    ven0m wrote:
    Thought I'd share a random survey I got sent - thought it could get some mileage in After Hours:




    1: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4, Write down what it says:
    Isaacs's enrolement card and copies down her personal details

    2: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?
    Laptop screen

    3: What is the last thing you watched on TV?
    RTE News at 1

    4: WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what time it is:
    19:15

    5: Now look at the clock; what is the actual time?
    20:17

    6: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
    Music - Rammstein

    7: When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
    Around 18:00 - goint to PC World with a housemate

    8: What was the last website you visited?
    www.slashdot.org

    9: What are you wearing?
    Jeans, jumper and fleece (its cold)

    10: Did you dream last night?
    Haven't a clue (if I did I don't remember)

    11: When did you last laugh?
    About 15 minutes ago

    12: What color is on the wall of the room you are in?
    White

    13: Seen anything weird lately?
    Yes

    14: What is the last film you saw?
    Die Hard 3

    15: Give a Random answer.
    No

    16: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?
    A new laptop

    17: Tell something about yourself that many people don't know.
    I like classical music

    18: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
    Eliminate religious fundamentalism

    19: Do you like to dance?
    Yes

    20: Imagine your first child is a girl. What do you call her?
    Laura

    21: Imagine your first child is a boy. What do you call him?
    John

    22: Would you ever consider living abroad?
    Yes


    ::: ven0mous :::

    Cheers Rory


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,026 ✭✭✭Killaqueen!!!


    1. "I'm sorry, I didn't realise I was crowding you."


    2: A wall


    3: Family Guy


    4: Um...8:30?


    5: 8:50


    6: Tv...German tv...:-S


    7: Um...when I got home from school...bout 4:00pm..wow thats ages ago...and it was snowing!!


    8: http://www.queenzone.com


    9: Jeans, a top, and a pink hoody-jumper thing!


    10: 'Course.


    11: I laughed a couple of minutes ago, at some people on Queenzone.com


    12: White


    13: Nope.

    14: Phantom of the opera...why I dont know....


    15: Give a Random answer.


    16: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?


    17: Tell something about yourself that many people don't know.


    18: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?


    19: Do you like to dance?


    20: Imagine your first child is a girl. What do you call her?


    21: Imagine your first child is a boy. What do you call him?


    22: Would you ever consider living abroad?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,048 ✭✭✭Lainey


    1: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4, Write down what it says:
    a punk capital, albeit not through the radical politics of Bad Brains

    2: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?
    wall

    3: What is the last thing you watched on TV?
    eastenders

    4: WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what time it is:
    8.30 pm

    5: Now look at the clock; what is the actual time?
    8.58 pm

    6: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
    stereo

    7: When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
    going to shop

    8: What was the last website you visited?
    air corps home page

    9: What are you wearing?
    jeans and t-shirt

    10: Did you dream last night?
    yes

    11: When did you last laugh?
    today

    12: What color is on the wall of the room you are in?
    gold

    13: Seen anything weird lately?
    no

    14: What is the last film you saw?
    ferris buellers day off

    15: Give a Random answer.
    montgomery burns

    16: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?
    holiday

    17: Tell something about yourself that many people don't know.
    i'm nice :-)

    18: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
    a home for everyone

    19: Do you like to dance?
    yes

    20: Imagine your first child is a girl. What do you call her?
    clodagh

    21: Imagine your first child is a boy. What do you call him?
    james

    22: Would you ever consider living abroad?
    yes


    ::: ven0mous :::[/QUOTE]


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,068 ✭✭✭stagolee


    1: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4, Write down what it says:
    "Colombian on-loading crew as to timetables, codenames," (from Cosmic Banditos: A Contrabandistas Quest For The Meaning Of Life by A.C. Weisbecker)

    2: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?
    my wooly hat

    3: What is the last thing you watched on TV?
    news

    4: WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what time it is:
    22.30pm

    5: Now look at the clock; what is the actual time?
    22.29pm :D:D:D

    6: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
    server fans

    7: When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
    walking from the bus to work where i am now

    8: What was the last website you visited?
    amazon.co.uk

    9: What are you wearing?
    jeans, the remains of a pair of runners,jumper, coat

    10: Did you dream last night?
    probably

    11: When did you last laugh?
    cant remember

    12: What color is on the wall of the room you are in?
    white

    13: Seen anything weird lately?
    my feet sliding forward on an icy path this morning as the wind blew me forwards

    14: What is the last film you saw?
    collateral (not bad, wierd end though)

    15: Give a Random answer.
    not unless you give a random question

    16: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?
    ganja , skins, a lighter and guinness

    17: Tell something about yourself that many people don't know
    ive given up the booze indefinatley

    18: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
    make it so that good people dont die young or suffer

    19: Do you like to dance?
    NO

    20: Imagine your first child is a girl. What do you call her?
    squidface

    21: Imagine your first child is a boy. What do you call him?
    daisy

    22: Would you ever consider living abroad?
    spent the last ten years considering it , maybe next year


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,225 ✭✭✭JackKelly


    ven0m wrote:
    Thought I'd share a random survey I got sent - thought it could get some mileage in After Hours:




    1: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4, Write down what it says:

    Its Calvin and Hobbes so.....

    2: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?

    Left Speaker

    3: What is the last thing you watched on TV?

    Cant' Remember...Actually hamlet in school

    4: WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what time it is:

    10.45

    5: Now look at the clock; what is the actual time?

    10.33

    6: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

    Headphones on, so Manu Chao

    7: When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

    Stepped Out going to School, Stepped in coming home

    8: What was the last website you visited?

    www.allmusic.com

    9: What are you wearing?

    Jeans, Polo neck and a t-shirt

    10: Did you dream last night?

    no

    11: When did you last laugh?

    About 10 Minutes ago

    12: What color is on the wall of the room you are in?

    Light Blue

    13: Seen anything weird lately?

    Possibly

    14: What is the last film you saw?

    Hamlet

    15: Give a Random answer.

    2x-5x=6, x=-2

    16: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?

    A car.

    17: Tell something about yourself that many people don't know.

    no

    18: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

    no

    19: Do you like to dance?

    no

    20: Imagine your first child is a girl. What do you call her?

    no

    21: Imagine your first child is a boy. What do you call him?

    no

    22: Would you ever consider living abroad?

    yes

    ::: ven0mous :::
    I trailed off a bit


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,894 ✭✭✭Chinafoot


    : Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4, Write down what it says:
    "life which their conquest by the Huns had so rudely interrupted. Many of"


    2: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first? Monitor


    3: What is the last thing you watched on TV?
    The Commander

    4: WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what time it is:
    22:30

    5: Now look at the clock; what is the actual time?
    22:41

    6: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
    the tv


    7: When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
    at about 6pm...i was trying to get my coat wet before my parents came home so i could convince them that i went to college!!


    8: What was the last website you visited?
    http://twentymajor.blogspot.com the man is a genius.


    9: What are you wearing?
    jeans and a white t-shirt

    10: Did you dream last night?
    yea had a dream about the fella i fancy but the floor was covered in loads of those little brown hair clips. it was weird

    11: When did you last laugh?
    about 2 minutes ago.

    12: What color is on the wall of the room you are in?
    blue

    13: Seen anything weird lately?
    nah not really

    14: What is the last film you saw?
    team america....again

    15: Give a Random answer.
    cabbage

    16: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?
    probably a house.....and loads of drink!

    17: Tell something about yourself that many people don't know.
    hehe of people dont know....they dont know for a reason!

    18: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
    i'm goingt o give the miss america answer and say "end world hunger"

    19: Do you like to dance?
    yep....only after a few pints though

    20: Imagine your first child is a girl. What do you call her?
    Aoibhe

    21: Imagine your first child is a boy. What do you call him?
    Ben or Jack

    22: Would you ever consider living abroad?
    yep....but not forever. want to have my kids here


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 45,640 ✭✭✭✭Mr.Nice Guy


    1.Grab the book nearest to you,turn to page 18,find line 4,write down what it says:
    "Where is Waldo now?"

    2.Stretch your left arm out as far as you can.What do you touch first?
    That invisible bird from the Fantastic Four.She does not look amused.

    3.What is the last thing you watched on TV?
    A TV Programme

    4.WITHOUT LOOKING guess what time it is:
    I looked

    5.Now look at the Clock;what is the actual time?
    11

    6.With the exception of the computer,what can you hear?
    Music-Mercy Drive

    7.When did you last step outside?What were you doing?
    A couple of weeks ago.I was visiting a bank in Belfast to..um..borrow some money ;)

    8.What was the last website you visited?
    HowtoDisposeofWhiteTransitVans.com

    9.What are you wearing?
    Hey,dinner and a movie before I go there!

    10.Did you dream last night?
    Maybe

    11.When did you last laugh?
    Ha Ha Ha!What a question! :D

    12.What color is on the wall of the room you are in?
    Grey

    13.Seen anything weird lately?
    I just groped the Inviisble lady.Does that count? ;)

    14.What is the last film you saw?
    Hollow man the other night I think.How ironic.

    15.Give a random answer.
    Arse biscuits!

    16.If you became a multi-millionaire overnight,what would you buy first?
    The hand in marriage of a female multi-billionaire. :)

    17.Tell something about yourself that many people don't know.
    I have hairy toes.

    18.If you could change one thing about the world,regardless of guilt or politics,what would you do?
    We can all change the world if we want to.Most of us just aren't bothered.

    19.Do you like to dance?
    Doesn't everybody?

    20.Imagine your first child is a girl,what do you call her?
    Amanda Hug n'Kiss

    21.Imagine your child is a boy.What do you call him?
    Hugh Jass.

    22.Would you ever consider living abroad?
    Are you mad?I live in the greatest part of the world!Go Ireland!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,780 ✭✭✭JohnK


    1: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4, Write down what it says:
    "I'd recommend it," Marsden said. He had a nasty look in his eyes.

    2: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?
    PC Case

    3: What is the last thing you watched on TV?
    Stargate SG-1

    4: WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what time it is:
    11.05pm

    5: Now look at the clock; what is the actual time?
    11.16pm

    6: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
    A light switch

    7: When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
    7am. Went to the airport

    8: What was the last website you visited?
    mail.yahoo.com

    9: What are you wearing?
    T-Shirt, Jeans

    10: Did you dream last night?
    Don't know

    11: When did you last laugh?
    Today

    12: What color is on the wall of the room you are in?
    Yellow

    13: Seen anything weird lately?
    No

    14: What is the last film you saw?
    Resident Evil

    15: Give a Random answer.
    Orange

    16: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?
    A pint

    17: Tell something about yourself that many people don't know.
    Thats a secret :p

    18: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
    Abolish organised religion

    19: Do you like to dance?
    No

    20: Imagine your first child is a girl. What do you call her?
    Jennifer

    21: Imagine your first child is a boy. What do you call him?
    David

    22: Would you ever consider living abroad?
    Yes


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,945 ✭✭✭BEAT


    1: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4, Write down what it says:

    The cusp, or edge, of the first house is where an astrologer would place your rising sign.

    2: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?

    Infront of me, the pc screen, left of me...nothing

    3: What is the last thing you watched on TV?

    Simpsons

    4: WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what time it is:

    7pm

    5: Now look at the clock; what is the actual time?

    7:15pm

    6: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

    cars driving down the street...the sounds of my fingers on the keys :P

    7: When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

    at 5:30pm, I let the dogs outside

    8: What was the last website you visited?

    Yahoo to check my mail...then boards to fill in this thingy :P

    9: What are you wearing?

    a sleevless mock turtle neck, red and black pants

    10: Did you dream last night?

    I dream every night, duh :)

    11: When did you last laugh?

    about 15 minutes ago

    12: What color is on the wall of the room you are in?

    off-white

    13: Seen anything weird lately?

    hmmm, now that u mention it....no, not latley :)

    14: What is the last film you saw?

    White Noise

    15: Give a Random answer.

    a random answer

    16: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?

    a plane ticket far far away :)

    17: Tell something about yourself that many people don't know.

    well, that would defeat the purpose of them not knowing wouldnt it? pfffft :P

    18: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

    wow, thats a tough one...I would reverse time so that the guy who shot John Lennon got hit by a bus before he could cross the street to John.

    19: Do you like to dance?

    yes, generally to Salsa or Merengue music though ;)

    20: Imagine your first child is a girl. What do you call her?

    Cecilia Francesca Evanthia (yes that is one name)

    21: Imagine your first child is a boy. What do you call him?

    Either the name of the father or, Cathal since I like that name.

    22: Would you ever consider living abroad?

    yes, I have and I will again ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    1: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4, Write down what it says:
    "See, Laura? You won't change everything around like"

    2: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?
    Wardrobe

    3: What is the last thing you watched on TV?
    The Office

    4: WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what time it is:
    00:56??? awe, five mins out at 00:51...

    5: Now look at the clock; what is the actual time?
    oops... :D

    6: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
    Silence..... Can one hear silence? hmmmm.....

    7: When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
    Last Saturday, to go out...

    8: What was the last website you visited?
    That stupid god site some twat posted a few mins ago...

    9: What are you wearing?
    T-shirt, jeans, socks, and my spiffy space invaders slippers that flashed when i walked til i they broke and just flashed constantly so i ripped them out.... the left slipper makes the sound of a bomb falling and exploding! i'm praying that one doesnt break in a similar fashion.... but the little ships glow in the dark!! Sorry.....

    10: Did you dream last night?
    No

    11: When did you last laugh?
    At the off.... no wait, at the thread about beating down five year olds, such is my sense of humour!

    12: What color is on the wall of the room you are in?
    Cream

    13: Seen anything weird lately?
    A tooth extraction....

    14: What is the last film you saw?
    EVP. terrible.

    15: Give a Random answer.
    I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts, there they are all standing in a row dum dum dum, big ones small ones some the size of your head.....

    16: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?
    A house

    17: Tell something about yourself that many people don't know.
    I'm circumsised(sp?). many people also dont want to know that! :D

    18: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
    Buttfu(k George Bush and record the stupid words that come out of his mouth!

    19: Do you like to dance?
    No

    20: Imagine your first child is a girl. What do you call her?
    Willow

    21: Imagine your first child is a boy. What do you call him?
    Alexander

    22: Would you ever consider living abroad?
    Probably...

    Well that was fun, and enlghtening, but too long for people to want to read me thinks...

    Adam


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,811 ✭✭✭✭billy the squid


    ven0m wrote:
    Thought I'd share a random survey I got sent - thought it could get some mileage in After Hours:

    1: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4, Write down what it says:

    "Centaine Courtney had discovered it. Under Shasa's direc-" book "rage" by Wilbur Smith.
    2: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?

    hi-fi.
    3: What is the last thing you watched on TV?

    Sky news Ireland at 10pm
    4: WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what time it is
    :

    half past one
    5: Now look at the clock; what is the actual time?

    01:20
    6: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

    music on my headphones.
    7: When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

    12 am after work going home from work
    8: What was the last website you visited?

    httop://www.net-weather.co.uk
    9: What are you wearing?

    blue jeans black shirt shoes socks glasses headphones.
    10: Did you dream last night?

    no

    [/quote]11: When did you last laugh?[/quote]

    earlier today.
    12: What color is on the wall of the room you are in?

    white
    13: Seen anything weird lately?

    no
    14: What is the last film you saw?

    Troy
    15: Give a Random answer.

    ask me a random question
    16: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?

    twenty smokes
    17: Tell something about yourself that many people don't know

    I've 15 brothers and sisters
    18: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

    I'd incarsarate george w bush in guantanimo bay for four years
    19: Do you like to dance?

    with a lovely lady yes alone no
    20: Imagine your first child is a girl. What do you call her?

    Sarafina Carroll
    21: Imagine your first child is a boy. What do you call him?

    Aidan
    22: Would you ever consider living abroad?

    will be moving to the caymans as soon as i win the euromillions.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,028 ✭✭✭oq4v3ht0u76kf2


    1: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4, Write down what it says:
    Mathematics - Higher Level

    2: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?
    Irish rugby jersey.

    3: What is the last thing you watched on TV?
    Office Space

    4: WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what time it is:
    02:15am

    5: Now look at the clock; what is the actual time?
    01:53am

    6: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
    The TV.

    7: When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
    At aout 11:50pm on Tuesday... I was running around to Tesco to see if they had my phone which I lost. :(

    8: What was the last website you visited?
    Ars Technica

    9: What are you wearing?
    Boots, black slacks, white tee shirt, navy Canterbury hoodie.

    10: Did you dream last night?
    I'm sure I did, I can't remember though.

    11: When did you last laugh?
    About 2.5 hours ago.

    12: What color is on the wall of the room you are in?
    Yellow?

    13: Seen anything weird lately?
    Seen a side of myself I've never seen before...

    14: What is the last film you saw?
    Cinema: Team America, at home: Office Space

    15: Give a Random answer.
    John.

    16: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?
    A house.

    17: Tell something about yourself that many people don't know.
    I have a mole on my 2nd toe on my right foot.

    18: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
    Make life more fair.

    19: Do you like to dance?
    Yes, although I suck.

    20: Imagine your first child is a girl. What do you call her?
    Becky

    21: Imagine your first child is a boy. What do you call him?
    Dermo

    22: Would you ever consider living abroad?
    Yes.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,148 ✭✭✭angelofdeath


    1: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4, Write down what it says:
    So here are a few tongue-in-cheek comments to keep the game in our thoughts. (pc gamer, couldn'y find a book :o)

    2: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?
    program list sheet on the wall (i'm at work)

    3: What is the last thing you watched on TV?
    desperate wives i think, haven't watched tv in a while

    4: WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what time it is:
    11 o' clock

    5: Now look at the clock; what is the actual time?
    10:52

    6: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
    the heater fan and traffic

    7: When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
    this morning, going to work

    8: What was the last website you visited?
    apart from boards, cs-ireland.com

    9: What are you wearing?
    brown boots, black socks, boxers, dark cream combats, grey polo neck and a black jumper

    10: Did you dream last night?
    yeah, i had the cast of father ted in a bar and i was making them do impressions and stuff

    11: When did you last laugh?
    last night when i downloaded an mp3 of some guy who calls up valve support number cause he has a problem with counterstrike retail and he's not getting anywhere with them, so he eventually has a breakdown, and finally tells them the problem he's having, that it wont aim, he keeps dying! (ie. blaming the product for his total lack of l33tz0r sk1llz)

    12: What color is on the wall of the room you are in?
    white

    13: Seen anything weird lately?
    this survey bout tops it

    14: What is the last film you saw?
    Team america: puppet porn

    15: Give a Random answer.
    maybe, but im not 100%

    16: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?
    a computer capable of playing unreal3 as if it were tetris

    17: Tell something about yourself that many people don't know.
    i actually CAN cook, but i dont want to

    18: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
    id move it a couple o' hundred miles closer the sun, bloody cold today

    19: Do you like to dance?
    no

    20: Imagine your first child is a girl. What do you call her?
    leela

    21: Imagine your first child is a boy. What do you call him?
    fry

    22: Would you ever consider living abroad?
    definitly


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34 Jahl


    ven0m wrote:
    Thought I'd share a random survey I got sent - thought it could get some mileage in After Hours:




    1: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4, Write down what it says:


    2: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?


    3: What is the last thing you watched on TV?


    4: WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what time it is:


    5: Now look at the clock; what is the actual time?


    6: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?


    7: When did you last step outside? What were you doing?


    8: What was the last website you visited?


    9: What are you wearing?


    10: Did you dream last night?


    11: When did you last laugh?


    12: What color is on the wall of the room you are in?


    13: Seen anything weird lately?


    14: What is the last film you saw?


    15: Give a Random answer.


    16: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?


    17: Tell something about yourself that many people don't know.


    18: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?


    19: Do you like to dance?


    20: Imagine your first child is a girl. What do you call her?


    21: Imagine your first child is a boy. What do you call him?


    22: Would you ever consider living abroad?



    ::: ven0mous :::

    1. ...with a scream across the room and latches onto the mans neck and he tries...

    2. Chuckles the Rehabcare Bear

    3. Peep Show

    4. 3.25

    5. 3.33

    6. The radio and other people typing

    7. About two hours ago, I was getting lunch.

    8. www.picquiz.com . . . the bastards

    9. Cords, black shoes, hicking socks, olive top

    10. Yes, it was very bizarre

    11. A few minutes ago at the idiot on the radio

    12. A thrilling shade of white

    13. God yes, surfing through conspiracy websites causes that sort of thing though . . .

    14. "A Short Film About Killing" some polish madness

    15. Beyond hope

    16. Top of the line computers . . . legions of them

    17. I have a large sum of cash in my coat pocket

    18. Rule with an iron fist

    19. Yes

    20. Eve

    21. Jack

    22. I plan to


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,193 ✭✭✭[Jackass]


    1: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4, Write down what it says:
    Light Sabers or some ****. The beauty of my idea, roysh, is.... (Ross O'CK)

    2: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?
    Chst of drawers

    3: What is the last thing you watched on TV?
    Dr.Phil

    4: WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what time it is:
    3pm

    5: Now look at the clock; what is the actual time?
    4pm

    6: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
    TV

    7: When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
    last night!!! was on the p!ss

    8: What was the last website you visited?
    Gmail.com

    9: What are you wearing?
    T-shirt, jeans

    10: Did you dream last night?
    no, was in a comma

    11: When did you last laugh?
    when i read the "beat down 5 yr olds" thread...2 mins ago

    12: What color is on the wall of the room you are in?
    kind of a peach colour

    13: Seen anything weird lately?
    yes, two trannies in spirit last night, and some poor fella scored one of them!! Haha, bet he'll never drink again!! hope he didnt bring them home!!!

    14: What is the last film you saw?
    Resevoir dogs

    15: Give a Random answer.
    twice a week

    16: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?
    pent house appartment in town, merc slk convertable

    17: Tell something about yourself that many people don't know.
    i have weird feet...big gap between my big toes and next toes, and my big toes look like mushrooms.

    18: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
    make every girl on the planet amazing looking, thus making me a stud!

    19: Do you like to dance?
    sober: no.... p!ssed: no

    20: Imagine your first child is a girl. What do you call her?
    rachel/ jennifer

    21: Imagine your first child is a boy. What do you call him?
    nicholas

    22: Would you ever consider living abroad?
    yes


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,743 ✭✭✭StupidLikeAFox


    1: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4, Write down what it says:
    Book of RECI certs for the ESB

    2: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?
    Picture of my nephew

    3: What is the last thing you watched on TV?
    Sky News

    4: WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what time it is:
    6pm

    5: Now look at the clock; what is the actual time?
    5:52

    6: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
    Well the computers playing music, does that count? The Pogues anyway

    7: When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
    Out for a cigarette

    8: What was the last website you visited?
    www.cao.ie

    9: What are you wearing?
    underdogs jersey, black tracksuit bottoms, socks, underwear etc

    10: Did you dream last night?
    yes

    11: When did you last laugh?
    im quite a happy person, dont remember exactly, it was fairly recently anyway

    12: What color is on the wall of the room you are in?
    sorta pale green

    13: Seen anything weird lately?
    yes

    14: What is the last film you saw?
    i watched a whole series of bo'selecta last week, cant remember the last film

    15: Give a Random answer.
    well only once, but i was in college so its ok

    16: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?
    a holiday

    17: Tell something about yourself that many people don't know.
    i have a scar just under my right nipple

    18: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
    make everyone just get along (where is the love loike?!?!)

    19: Do you like to dance?
    sometimes.....

    20: Imagine your first child is a girl. What do you call her?
    no idea

    21: Imagine your first child is a boy. What do you call him?
    royston?

    22: Would you ever consider living abroad?
    without a doubt


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,111 ✭✭✭tba


    1: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4, Write down what it says:
    made a whining noise and lurched towards her, the rubber threads

    2: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?
    Then wall.... ouch

    3: What is the last thing you watched on TV?
    Scapheap challnge

    4: WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what time it is:
    02:15am

    5: Now look at the clock; what is the actual time?
    18:17

    6: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
    Katie Meula singing in my ear

    7: When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
    Got a roll at about 16:00

    8: What was the last website you visited?
    http://www.emp3world.com

    9: What are you wearing?
    Long sleeved t-shirt, jeans and runners.

    10: Did you dream last night?
    Yeah about TRANSFORMERS!

    11: When did you last laugh?
    About 23 seconds ago

    12: What color is on the wall of the room you are in?
    Off white

    13: Seen anything weird lately?
    Yeah

    14: What is the last film you saw?
    Cinema: Team America, at home: Once upon a time in Mexico

    15: Give a Random answer.
    32

    16: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?
    A house.

    17: Tell something about yourself that many people don't know.
    No, theres a reason nobody knows

    18: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
    get rid of weapons

    19: Do you like to dance?
    Yes, although I suck.

    20: Imagine your first child is a girl. What do you call her?
    Jennifer

    21: Imagine your first child is a boy. What do you call him?
    Carrig

    22: Would you ever consider living abroad?
    Yes.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 318 ✭✭Knifey_Spoony


    1: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4, Write down what it says:
    "As the weeks go by, you might want to switch to the other plan"

    2: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?
    Sachet of hot chocolate, yum!

    3: What is the last thing you watched on TV?
    Dom Joly's new show on BBC1

    4: WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what time it is:
    11.40pm ish

    5: Now look at the clock; what is the actual time?
    11.35pm, very close!

    6: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
    The tv and my tummy rumbling

    7: When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
    Bout 7pm coming home from a tough day of shopping

    8: What was the last website you visited?
    Hotmail

    9: What are you wearing?
    Clothes ;)

    10: Did you dream last night?
    Yep I did. Not gonna tell you what it was about though! ;)

    11: When did you last laugh?
    Dont think i've laughed today which is weird! Ive giggled but not laughed. Feck.

    12: What color is on the wall of the room you are in?
    Pink

    13: Seen anything weird lately?
    A grown man jumping into a puddle on purpose in town today and totally splashing himself and laughing out really loud to himself. Twas quite funny to see! :)

    14: What is the last film you saw?
    Team America: F.uck Yeah!

    15: Give a Random answer.
    Pooper Scooper

    16: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?
    mmm, probably a car even though I cant drive yet. Actually i'd probably pay off my Mams mortgage first, then a car etc

    17: Tell something about yourself that many people don't know.
    A have 13 toes and 3 nipples. (just kidding,honest!)

    18: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
    I would make sure people like Pol Pot, Hitler etc were never born.

    19: Do you like to dance?
    It has been known...

    20: Imagine your first child is a girl. What do you call her?
    Phoebe

    21: Imagine your first child is a boy. What do you call him?
    Phelim

    22: Would you ever consider living abroad?
    Yep Yep Yep!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,604 ✭✭✭irishgeo


    I didnt know ihad to type something outside the quote tags to get it to post my message.
    ven0m wrote:
    Thought I'd share a random survey I got sent - thought it could get some mileage in After Hours:


    1: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4, Write down what it says:

    "Complete window appears,click OK" -- My laptop manual.


    2: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?
    Filing Cabinet

    3: What is the last thing you watched on TV?
    When Harry met Lyod


    4: WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what time it is:
    00.30am


    5: Now look at the clock; what is the actual time?
    00.14

    6: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
    The freezer.


    7: When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
    Getting my laptop out of my fathers jeep.


    8: What was the last website you visited?
    www.koptalkinsider.com

    9: What are you wearing?
    Jumper jeans shoes socks all the other bits under them.


    10: Did you dream last night?
    Yes


    11: When did you last laugh?
    Today at Work

    12: What color is on the wall of the room you are in?
    Cream


    13: Seen anything weird lately?
    This survey


    14: What is the last film you saw?
    When Harry met Lyold --- its crap


    15: Give a Random answer.
    244


    16: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?
    The best car recommended by Top Gear.

    17: Tell something about yourself that many people don't know.
    I never had a girlfriend.


    18: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
    Get rid of George Bush.


    19: Do you like to dance?
    Only when drunk, never when sober.


    20: Imagine your first child is a girl. What do you call her?
    Bridget


    21: Imagine your first child is a boy. What do you call him?
    Alan


    22: Would you ever consider living abroad?
    Maybe for a few years but i would move back to Ireland later in life to raise my family.


    ::: ven0mous :::


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,928 ✭✭✭✭rainbow kirby


    1: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4, Write down what it says:
    There's actually no books in this room!

    2: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?
    the monitor

    3: What is the last thing you watched on TV?
    I haven't watched TV in about 3 weeks! Probably the Simpsons.

    4: WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what time it is:
    12.10am

    5: Now look at the clock; what is the actual time?
    12.25am

    6: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
    My iPod, playing Stemage's Lower Norfair theme.

    7: When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
    When I got off the 49 on the way home from work this evening.

    8: What was the last website you visited?
    http://www.samus.co.uk

    9: What are you wearing?
    rainbow coloured jumper, black cords, black skate shoes

    10: Did you dream last night?
    nope

    11: When did you last laugh?
    at something on IRC about 10 minutes ago

    12: What color is on the wall of the room you are in?
    yellow

    13: Seen anything weird lately?
    yeah, seeing that I wasn't scheduled to work on Sunday!

    14: What is the last film you saw?
    Team America: World Police :D

    15: Give a Random answer.
    Pai?

    16: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?
    A really good new computer...I'm a nerd.

    17: Tell something about yourself that many people don't know.
    I have a bruise on my eyelid from sparring that only I seem to be able to notice.

    18: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
    End hunger.

    19: Do you like to dance?
    Not really, I'm a really bad dancer.

    20: Imagine your first child is a girl. What do you call her?
    Lauren. I have no idea why, I just like the name. Though Syth is convinced it'd be Samus...

    21: Imagine your first child is a boy. What do you call him?
    Haven't a clue. Possibly James.

    22: Would you ever consider living abroad?
    Of course, I'd love to live in Japan at some point.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,575 ✭✭✭elivsvonchiaing


    1: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4, Write down what it says:
    (Just as it is) important to organize information in logically accessible ways in a user (interface,...) :o

    2: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?
    The wall.

    3: What is the last thing you watched on TV?
    Movie: Fade to Black

    4: WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what time it is:
    00:35 (wow - only 3 mins out!)

    5: Now look at the clock; what is the actual time?
    00:38

    6: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
    TV in background

    7: When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
    Last stepped outside at about 10:30 - to go to work

    8: What was the last website you visited?
    boards.us :o

    9: What are you wearing?
    My work clothes!


    10: Did you dream last night?
    Had some kinda weird dream - just can't remember it!

    11: When did you last laugh?
    About 10 mins ago, can't remember post.

    12: What color is on the wall of the room you are in?
    Lime white

    13: Seen anything weird lately?
    Saw myself in mirror this morning :p

    14: What is the last film you saw?
    Fade to Black

    15: Give a Random answer.
    I seem unable to this... je90t5tfe#5


    16: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?
    My life back - would kill the mortgage straight away

    17: Tell something about yourself that many people don't know.
    I secretly want to visit Iceland

    18: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
    Develop a cheap hypersonic aircraft and a cure for jet-lag

    19: Do you like to dance?
    No. But if you're a good looking female that want's me to I'm prepared to make an a$$ of myself :p

    20: Imagine your first child is a girl. What do you call her?
    Jezobel

    21: Imagine your first child is a boy. What do you call him?
    Legion (I like biblical names :p )

    22: Would you ever consider living abroad?
    Been there done that! (Tbh - would consider it again - we'll see if the port tunnel delivers)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 95 ✭✭irishboy99_


    1. English - Higher level - Paper 1

    2. My Computer Monitor

    3. Sky Sports News

    4.00.30

    5. 00.28

    6. The telly behind me

    7. I stepped outside to collect a pizza and chips and it was nice compliments to Manor Take Away, Manor St., Dublin 7

    8. http://www.skoool.ie

    9. Grey T- shirt grey school uniform trousers

    10. This Survey

    11. 3 mins ago

    12. Red

    13. No

    14. Foolproof

    15. TrasH

    16. A Car

    17. I just ate a yoghurt

    18. Get rid of scumbags

    19. yes

    20. Rhianonn

    21. Rhys

    22. yes :cool: :cool:


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