Monaghan, the last county standing

Kermit.de.frog · 20-03-2020 06:27AM #1

Monaghan is the only county without a recorded COVID-19 infection in Ireland. Even Leitrim (Leitrim!) has cases.

And I want to know why?

What is it that they are doing that the rest of us can learn from?

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secman · 20-03-2020 06:31AM

From what I understand they have several suspected cases awaiting tests, ... are you asking me or telling me ?

20-03-2020 06:40AM

Good at washing diesel and their hands it seems....

dunno where i seen that wrote last night

ThePiedPiper · 20-03-2020 07:13AM

We’re just seriously hardy people, tough as nails!
As my wife rightly suggested though, there’s probably loads of people with it, but saying “this is a raw ol dose, be jaysus” and not doing much about it. We’d be a stubborn bunch like that.

sydthebeat · 20-03-2020 07:14AM

Isn't monaghan a deserted wasteland??

degsie · 20-03-2020 07:22AM

Where the hell is Monaghan?

nthclare · 20-03-2020 07:36AM

degsie wrote: »

Where the hell is Monaghan?

Google is handy for questions like that.

Its a border county Feen

Rufeo · 20-03-2020 08:09AM

The OP must be a Dub, or been dumped by a Monaghan woman.

heldel00 · 20-03-2020 08:11AM

Deleted User wrote: »

Good at washing diesel and their hands it seems....

dunno where i seen that wrote last night

Oliver Callan ^^^

Someone's response was "inbreeding seems to be the cure"

ThePiedPiper · 20-03-2020 08:11AM

Maybe our thick skin helps in preventing virus or other cr@p getting to us.

biko · 20-03-2020 08:22AM

Where do you get your info OP?

pawdee · 20-03-2020 08:48AM

Mr and Mr's Coronavirus and their 50 billion kids cross the border into Monaghan (driving a very large estate car)...........

Mr Corona: Have we done here already?

Mrs Corona: Not sure. Have we?

Mr Corona: The people seem very ruddy faced.

Mrs Corona: Yes, a bit flushed. Let me check my notes.

Mr Corona: They seem to be unable to breathe through their noses.

Mrs Corona: What's this place called again? It's not on the map.

Kids: We're BORED!

Mr Corona: Christ this place is a tip. Let's turn around.

Kermit.de.frog · 20-03-2020 09:20AM

Rufeo wrote: »

The OP must be a Dub, or been dumped by a Monaghan woman.

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s7ryf3925pivug · 20-03-2020 09:30AM

Justacoughitis and Nevergotoadoctoria are probably rampant.

Ciaranis · 20-03-2020 09:44AM

We're lousy hosts.

ThePiedPiper · 20-03-2020 10:01AM

We’ve perfected the blanket defense in recent years.

GreeBo · 20-03-2020 10:02AM

Its because people only leave Monagahan, no one goes back in.

Witchie · 20-03-2020 10:05AM

Or stupid Dubs forgot that we are part of the Republic of Ireland again so aren't counting us in the cases.

pawdee · 20-03-2020 11:18AM

ThePiedPiper wrote: »

We’ve perfected the blanket defense in recent years.

Ye can be refining it further in Div 2 next year.

fryup · 20-03-2020 11:25AM

sure does anyone live in monaghan?

Kermit.de.frog · 20-03-2020 11:26AM

Is this a good time to push for peace in the region between Cavan and Monaghan?

Should we appoint a mediator for the warring tribes?

Calypso Realm · 20-03-2020 11:37AM

I would doubt very much it's truly the case.

Just because there are no reported/confirmed cases doesn't mean they don't exist. As time goes on I'm sure the picture will change.

Kermit.de.frog · 20-03-2020 07:33PM

Still virus free AFAIK

Donald Trump · 20-03-2020 07:48PM

The virus is a zoonotic disease. It jumped from some other species to humans.

That does not necessarily mean that it can jump to all species. For example, from humans to Monaghan "people".

AllForIt · 20-03-2020 07:55PM

biko wrote: »

Where do you get your info OP?

The weather radar I'd say.

Conall Cernach · 20-03-2020 09:00PM

It's because we're next door to Cavan and there's no chance of them ever giving anything to us for free.

degsie · 20-03-2020 10:00PM

That stony grey soil is some quare stuff, kurona would stand a chance...

Ciaranis · 20-03-2020 11:33PM

Donald Trump wrote:

That does not necessarily mean that it can jump to all species. For example, from humans to Monaghan "people".

Is this what passes for wit here?

Donald Trump · 21-03-2020 12:34AM

Ciaranis wrote: »

Is this what passes for wit here?

A bit too close to the bone maybe?

JP Liz V1 · 22-03-2020 12:14AM

Conall Cernach wrote: »

It's because we're next door to Cavan and there's no chance of them ever giving anything to us for free.

Eamonn8448 · 22-03-2020 12:32AM

They have a plan to get sam , only one team in the championship with the all clear , they always were patient bastards

Monaghan, the last county standing

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