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LATE LATE TOY SHOW THREAD

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  • 30-11-2012 12:21pm
    #1
    Registered Users Posts: 74 ✭✭


    The Late Late Toy Show Drinking Game
    • A child forgets where they are and has to be hauled off stage by a crew member.
    • Jedward appear.
    • The batteries are dead in a toy even though “it worked in rehearsals”.
    • A kid gives ten out of ten to every toy they have to review.
    • Something is given to everyone in the audience.
    • A robot malfunctions.
    • The camera spots a middle aged man in the audience that looks mortified to be dressed up as an elf.
    • A member of a boyband comes to visit with one or more of their unenthusiastic children.
    • Two kids on tractors/bikes crash into each other.
    • Dana appears in the book section, trying to flog more copies of the constitution.
    • In the baby section from earlier you see a child BAWLING.
    • The Billy Barry kids come on.
    • Any sort of Irish dancing.
    • Any reference to the Recession.
    • You must down your drink if:
    • If any charity single is played.
    • If there is a broom dance or Seanos singing.


    Any other ideas?

    Will you watch the Toy Show? 202 votes

    Yes, I Love it!
    0% 0 votes
    No! I hate it!
    68% 138 votes
    Atari Jaguar
    31% 64 votes


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  • Registered Users Posts: 3,808 ✭✭✭FatherLen


    turn off late late,
    go to pub,
    drink.


  • Registered Users Posts: 20,414 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    your gonna be on your ear after an hour.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,125 ✭✭✭westendgirlie


    I'm in !!! :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,761 ✭✭✭Aglomerado


    Sounds like fun! You'd need to have drink in you to be looking at Tubs.


  • Registered Users Posts: 567 ✭✭✭.Henry Sellers.


    Who's watching the Toy Show tonight? I hate watching it but it's tradition at this stage, own up now or Tubridy will get you in your dreams tonight.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 7,814 ✭✭✭TPD


    I will not be watching it. Had to post for fear of dream-Tubridy 'getting me'.


  • Registered Users Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    no


  • Registered Users Posts: 12,789 ✭✭✭✭mfceiling


    Fire will be lit, can of bulmers and a hape of sweets for me and my daughters...looking forward to it from last year!!


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,818 ✭✭✭Lyaiera


    Nope. I have grown up toys to play with now.

    Computers you perv.


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    nope all year it was all singing put me right off


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,372 ✭✭✭im invisible


    i want an Atari Jaguar from Ryan Santy


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,154 ✭✭✭rednik


    Just got the dark knight rises blu ray, I think I will watch this tonight.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,199 ✭✭✭Shryke


    I have worked in a toy shop. No I won't be watching it. Gaudy cheep Chinese crap being flogged with jaw dropping mark ups. And it's all crap, and anything that isn't entirely crap will break within a few weeks. And I don't like kids.


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,919 ✭✭✭Schism


    God I hate it when they sing, I will watch it but intermittently.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    illl be watching it, regardless of the presenter. ive always loved it. going to order my indian for about half ten, then sit down with the 5 for a tenner world beers from tesco
    and the wife


  • Posts: 50,630 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    So I checked and yes, we are indeed allowed to have a seperate Toy Show Thread \o/

    So I've moved Dollypet's posts back out of the christmas thread but left .Henry Seller.'s poll.


  • Registered Users Posts: 14,246 ✭✭✭✭leahyl


    I've got a bottle of mulled wine so that will have to do.....


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,376 ✭✭✭Anyone


    Ryan Tubridy+ annoying children???

    Drink everytime you want to strangle either or both of the above.

    Anyway, An Idiot Abroad 3 starts tonight, Sky 1 at 9.00.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,072 ✭✭✭Max Power


    illl be watching it, regardless of the presenter. ive always loved it. going to order my indian for about half ten, then sit down with the 5 for a tenner world beers from tesco
    and the wife
    I love how you put your wife after the beers. :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,369 ✭✭✭LostBoy101


    Everytime Turbidy breaks a toy, you must down your drink.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 339 ✭✭martyeds


    You have to take a drink if Ryan soaks the audience with a giant water pistol. You have to down your drink if a child lists more than 5 faults when reviewing a toy... But still gives it 10 out of 10.


  • Registered Users Posts: 308 ✭✭spodoinkle


    I'll be watching, it wouldnt be Christmas without it. Tubirdy is still a douchebag though.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    I love how you put your wife after the beers. :D

    that was actually a ninja edit, in case she saw the post:o


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,111 ✭✭✭lucylu


    down the bottle if you spot anything that was pre-recorded


  • Registered Users Posts: 567 ✭✭✭.Henry Sellers.


    Who will be the next John Joe?


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,761 ✭✭✭Aglomerado


    Who will be the next John Joe?

    He was one of a kind. Some of the other "precocious" kids that feature on there are annoying, he was great!

    My wish list tonight is:

    Weeing and Pooing dolls - hopefully really messy ones
    Dustin (or is he old hat these days?)
    Jedward on amphetamines.


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,111 ✭✭✭lucylu


    I wonder will Ryan be controversial and pull out the breast feeding dolly tonight


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 555 ✭✭✭Hippies!


    So I checked and yes, we are indeed allowed to have a seperate Toy Show Thread \o/

    \o/


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    Every time a special ed child appears on stage you have to take a drink and hold it in your mouth and try not to laugh!


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  • Registered Users Posts: 43,028 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    The regulars in The Ryan Turbirty Late Late Show Death Cult thread won't like this


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