Movie titles with different meanings.

Duggy747 · 24-01-2008 2:11pm #1

This is probably meant more-so for the Film forum but I thought it be more fun here with more people.

The idea is to use a movie title and pretend it's for a completely different movie.

My Example:

The Terminator

A heart-warming quirky indie drama about a lonely insect exterminator (Steve Buscemi) with a hidden passion for knitting. Faced with social problems and an unsuccessful love-life he travels across America to compete in the New Orleans knitting contest, and to find himself. Along the way he meets many strange characters including a spotty teenager played by Will Smith who tags along with him to find the world's biggest piece of popcorn seed.

Karl Hungus · 24-01-2008 2:12pm

More afterhours material tbh. It's the kind of thing that myself and Ixoy general frown on.

KingOfFairview · 24-01-2008 2:15pm

I Am Legend.

The heartwarming tale of a Cretan half-man half-bull abomination, trying to make it in a world he never made. Finding himself in modern day LA, Minotaur (played by adam Sandler) blunders his way in front of Sarah (Jessica Biels)s car, and eventually, her heart. but it all falls apart when he gores her during sex.

24-01-2008 2:20pm

I think this could get funny, ok ok . My example :

The Thin Red Line -

Girl now knows shes a woman starring Winova Ryder.

24-01-2008 2:21pm

KingOfFairview wrote: »

I Am Legend.

The heartwarming tale of a Cretan half-man half-bull abomination, trying to make it in a world he never made. Finding himself in modern day LA, Minotaur (played by adam Sandler) blunders his way in front of Sarah (Jessica Biels)s car, and eventually, her heart. but it all falls apart when he gores her during sex.

ROFL

seamus · 24-01-2008 2:28pm

The Shining.

Furniture restorer Jack Torrance (Jack Nicholson) has been down on his luck recently. Faced with a failing business and a family to support, he's forced to take on his biggest challenge yet; A gigantic viking ship. It needs a french polish and he's the only man for the job...

KingOfFairview · 24-01-2008 2:33pm

28 days later.

4 hour collage consisting of a woman inserting a tampon again and again and again with monotonous regularity. Starring Kate Hudson, Casper van Diem and Ted Nugent.

Blackhorse Slim · 24-01-2008 2:36pm

Titanic

Joe is a down-on-his-luck mechanic, until he and his out-of-work buddy hit on the perfect money-making scheme - breast enhancement maintenance!

KingOfFairview · 24-01-2008 2:36pm

No country for old men.

Comedy romp featuringMickey Rooney and Bob Hope starring as Fred and Gene Winglemeyer, two brother who are cruely denied the opportunity to set up their own nation state by a heartless government official, played by Ralph Fiennes.

24-01-2008 2:39pm

The day after tomorrow

Roger(Charlton Heston) & Mindy(Judi Dence) have experimented viagra & have been having sex for 2 days. Mindy wakes up the next day to find Roger dead. Is Mindy to tell the truth about what happened or is she going to cover it up?

Pompey Magnus · 24-01-2008 2:45pm

X-Men:

A moving tale charting the lives of two post-op transexuals and their attempts to make their way in a hostile world and their hopes to one day be accepted for who they really are.

Agamemnon · 24-01-2008 2:46pm

Reservoir Dogs

Heart-warming Disney animated film about a gang of lovable dogs living in a reservoir. Things take a turn for the tragic when Blondey is infected with rabies and bites the ear off a passing cop. The ending will have you in tears as the mutts find themselves captured by dog catchers and gassed in a Mexican stand-off at the dog pound.

Baudelaire · 24-01-2008 2:47pm

Aliens

Harrowing tale of a family of Roma Gypsie illegal aliens who, having emigrated to Ireland, struggle to hide from the authories in tents on the M50 roundabout surviving on berries, discarded half eaten Big Macs and poached Swans.

Crazy Christ · 24-01-2008 2:51pm

Heat

A moving account of the Stardust disaster starring Samuel L Jackson as the fire

The Hill Billy · 24-01-2008 2:52pm

Michael Collins

Big-budget docu-drama starring Liam Neeson as the poor lonely astronaut left twiddling his thumbs in the Apollo lander while Neil Armstrong & Buzz Aldrin make history & win the hearts of billions by being the first to set foot on the moon.

Neeson's hang-dog face accurately portrays how píssed off Collins is to be left scratching his hole & not being made famous while his two brown-nosing fellow astronauts get all the glory & have a fcuking ball & he remains a nobody.

spurious · 24-01-2008 2:52pm

Brief Encounter

Love blossoms amongst the skimpies.

Pompey Magnus · 24-01-2008 2:53pm

Hill Billy wrote: »

Michael Collins

Big-budget docu-drama starring Liam Neeson as the poor lonely astronaut left twiddling his thumbs in the Apollo lander while Neil Armstrong & Buzz Aldrin make history & win the hearts of billions by being the first to set foot on the moon.

Neeson's hang-dog face accurately portrays how píssed off Collins is to be left scratching his hole & not being made famous while his two brown-nosing fellow astronauts get all the glory & have a fcuking ball & he remains a nobody.

Brilliant

24-01-2008 2:54pm

Depeche_Mode wrote: »

X-Men:

A moving tale charting the lives of two post-op transexuals and their attempts to make their way in a hostile world and their hopes to one day be accepted for who they really are.

agamemnon wrote: »

Reservoir Dogs

Heart-warming Disney animated film about a gang of lovable dogs living in a reservoir. Things take a turn for the tragic when Blondey is infected with rabies and bites the ear off a passing cop. The ending will have you in tears as the mutts find themselves captured by dog catchers and gassed in a Mexican stand-off at the dog pound.

Baudelaire wrote: »

Aliens

Harrowing tale of a family of Roma Gypsie illegal aliens who, having emigrated to Ireland, struggle to hide from the authories in tents on the M50 roundabout surviving on berries, discarded half eaten Big Macs and poached Swans.

Crazy Christ wrote: »

Heat

A moving account of the Stardust disaster starring Samuel L Jackson as the fire

Hill Billy wrote: »

Michael Collins

Big-budget docu-drama starring Liam Neeson as the poor lonely astronaut left twiddling his thumbs in the Apollo lander while Neil Armstrong & Buzz Aldrin make history & win the hearts of billions by being the first to set foot on the moon.

Neeson's hang-dog face accurately portrays how píssed off Collins is to be left scratching his hole & not being made famous while his two brown-nosing fellow astronauts get all the glory & have a fcuking ball & he remains a nobody.

All ****ing excellent!! Keep em coming. In histarics in the office here and my colleagues think im a nut.

Ruu_Old · 24-01-2008 3:02pm

Man on Fire

A quiet man from a quiet town, all he wanted to do was keep warm for the night. No one told him to let go of the petrol can..

KingOfFairview · 24-01-2008 3:05pm

2001 A Space Oddessy

Mere days after the terrorist attack in NY, Indie survivors Space play a gig in Belfast's premiere arena... can their jangleworthy popsensibilities heal the jangled nerves of the frightened nordies?

24-01-2008 3:05pm

King Kong

A movie outlying the career of Mary Harney starring Rosie O' Donnell.

Crazy Christ · 24-01-2008 3:06pm

Flightplan

(Working Title - Get Rich or Die Flying)

Otis (50 Cent) has always dreamed of being a pilot. Unfortunately, the only wings he can get his hands on around the hood are chicken wings. Follow Otis as he struggles to realise his dream of being the first international rapper pilot against the background of the '92 Los Angeles turf wars. Guest appearance from Morgan Freeman, playing the voice of a flight simulator.

roughan · 24-01-2008 3:09pm

WOMB RAIDER !!!

When wealthy treasure hunter Cara Loft (LAUREN HAYS - Playboy's Girlfriends 2) is delivered an invitation to meet renowed art collector Dr.Scrotus (ROLAND LANZA), the sexy adventurer is thrust head-on into the greatest and most dangerous erotic adventure of her life... the search for the three sacred wombs. With danger at every turn, and beautiful but lethal spy Natasha (ANTOINETTE ABBOTT - Playboy's Springbreak) hot on her heels, Cara must travel to the scorching deserts of Arabia, the untamed jungles of Africa, and the mysterious mountains of Tibet in order to reunite the legendary womb idols of creation. Written by Scott, Randolph

EamonnKeane · 24-01-2008 3:09pm

V for Vendetta:

A dispute between two 6-year-old classmates degenerates into violence, intimidation and finally murder.

Pompey Magnus · 24-01-2008 3:11pm

The Untouchables

This historical tear jerker, set 2000 years ago in Judea, follows the tale of a group of lepers whose lives (and bodies) gradually fall apart.

Jesus Wept · 24-01-2008 3:13pm

'Silence of the Lambs'

Heart warming documentary following local Farmer Randylonghorn as he nurses his new flock through their severe dose of chronic laryngitis, set in rural Galway.

Baudelaire · 24-01-2008 3:14pm

The Matrix

Tale of Neo the junkies'(Keano Reeves) search for a utensile to burn his Heroine on in time for his next hit after he is transported into a wonderland of rubber buildings after excepting a red pill offered to him from a hobo(Laurence Fishburne) who found it in a dumpster but his quest is doomed because unfortunatle...in Wonderland there is no spoon.

Blisterman · 24-01-2008 3:18pm

Lord of the Rings

Having conquered the dancing world, and becoming Lord of the Dance, Michael Flatley takes on a new challenge- working his way through the ranks and becoming world heavyweight boxing champion.

Leeby · 24-01-2008 3:18pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gf7h6o3I8yw

Jesus Wept · 24-01-2008 3:20pm

'There's Something About Mary'

Documentary detailing the 8th wonder of the world, Mary Harney.

junior_apollo · 24-01-2008 3:20pm

A touching story of a quiet and shy teenager Jimmy Nelson (Matt Damon) who's turning of age changes his life forever.

Unsure of what to do with himself, Jimmy enbarks on a spree of sexual assaults, not only on his fellow classmates (male and female)... but also turns on the ones he loves... Fido...

Jimmy's journey culminates in a boy-hunt led by his transexual mother Crystal (Tommy Lee Jones) who blames his/herself for all of Jimmy's problems

Movie titles with different meanings.

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