Movie titles with different meanings.

Earthhorse

An American Werewolf in London

Deciding to vacation in England, an American werewolf soon finds his loud shirts and even louder mannerisms are not welcome. Constantly looked down on wherever he goes and tired of defending President Bush's policies (he voted democrat) he decides to cut his vaction short and massacre everyone he meets.

Starring Robin Williams.

Glengarry Glen Ross

Classic Hitchcock tale in which innocent dog lead salesman Glen Garry gets mistaken for MI5 double-agent Glen Ross. Worth watching for the funeral parlour set piece alone, which introduced the now infamous "Always be closing" catchphrase.

Two Days in the Valley

Starring Paris Hilton as the valley.

mr kr0nik

300

Roddy Doyle drama about an everyday lovable rouge named Anto looking to fence 300 stolen e-voting machines.

The guy he stole them from (Mr Cullen) isn't too happy and talks to the main boss (Mr B.A. Baracus) about getting medieval on his ass.

The highlight of the movie is a car chase around the Red Cow for 30 minutes...

Starring:
Michael Douglas as Michael Cullen
Clint Eastwood as Bertie (I mean BA)
Anto as himself..

Baudelaire

Falling Down

The harrowing tale of Paddy O'Shaughnassys' (Michael Douglas) claims case against coporate big dogs CIE after a door was closed on the 46A just as he was getting off and his foot got caught and he fell and chipped a tooth and his subsequent torrid love affair with his Solicter Ragina Valangi (Catherine Zeta-Jones) who he thought loved him even though, ironically, he has a face like the back of a bus but in truth was only after his 21,897 euors he got from the claim.

TheVan

The Man With Two Brains

Starring Steve Martin as George W. Bush(ruhurr), the man with no brain to speak of, but technically two brains. Who is this man behind the curtain, this "second brain"? Enter Dick Cheney!

The oilman pines for his late alcohol addiction - but slinky siren Jesus sashays into his life and changes all that. They're soon married, but the truth quickly emerges: Jesus has pals - they call themselves the Christian right!

Baudelaire

Dog Soldiers

A movie documentry about the type of woman that joins the FCA.

Small Soldiers

A movie documentry about the only type of soldier that they can pull.

Conor108

All quiet on the western front

A documentary on the falling population in the West of Ireland

Superbad

Documentary on Fianna Fail

Shoot 'em up
Willie O'Dea biopic

The Day after Tomorrow

Follows a woman called Jacinta as she plans what indeed she will do....the day after tomorrow.

Baudelaire

Baudelaire wrote: »

Gone With the Wind

A love story that starts with Micko having his last 50 blown away by a freak gale and now he won't get his dole until Tuesday. We join him on he's search the lenght and breath of Dublin looking for a dealer who'll give him a ounce on tick when, in Rialto Mansions, he meets, and falls in love with, Samantha and her two nippers Beyonce and Beckham.

Be on the edge of your seat as they apply for rent allowence but have to face an un-understanding Community Welfare Officer, laugh as Micko teaches Beckham how to gay bash and Micko sheds a tear of pride when Beckham says the words every farther wants to hear "Frankly you queer I don't give a damn!" as the gay guy pleas for his life, cry as Micko and Samantha share their first intimate moment in a skip on the North Circular Road and Micko whispers his first declaration of love in her ear "Lay it again Sam" and be in suspence as we wonder will micko ever get tick? Is Samantha up the duff? and how come Beyonce is 14 and hasn't got a kid yet?

Gone With the Wind is a love story rollercoaster ride set against the backdrop of a corrupt social welfare system, Dodgy dealers and unfair arrests in a world gone mad.

300

Part two of "Gone with the wind" where we see the struggles of Micko, Samanta, Beyonce and Beckham try to get the 300 quid together that they need for the deposit for "da flat" in Cabra. See Micko give head for the first time (well except that time with Dano when he was just 14 but he was just curious loike) and earn his first tenner ever, not his first tenner just the first time he ever had to earn one, See Beckham hotwire and then burnout his first set of wheels and see the love between Samantha and the now 17 year old Beyonce as they share a crack pipe and wonder which celebrity they'll name Beyonce's third child after.

It's a roller coaster ride of....blah, blah, blah...in a world gone mad.

WhiteWashMan

Jurassic Park

Join Sam Weaver (Hugo Weaving) as the Paleontologist with a heart as he attempts to set up a state sponsered national park around the recently archiological find of the century; teh remains of the Symbiant Blow Fly. Will Sam get past the bueracratic Chief of national parks (Snoop Dogg), will he win the girl of his dreams, archiologist with a specialisation in ancient anglo-panamanian sandwich makers (played by celebrated actress Mary Kate Olsen), and will he get to enter the Guiness book of records with his estimated 3 square inch national park?

WhiteWashMan

Meet the Fokkers

An endearing documentry of the German Luftwaffa during the early 1940's

WhiteWashMan

Meet the Parents

A new Channel 4 game show where orphans try and guess who their biological parents are, and try to win a new family life!

Baudelaire

WhiteWashMan wrote: »

Meet the Parents

A new Channel 4 game show where orphans try and guess who their biological parents are, and try to win a new family life!

I LOL'd does that make me bad? :D

Baudelaire

Darby O'Gill and the little people

A tale of professional dwarf tosser Darby O'Gill (Sean Connery) and his dream to travel to America and rise through the ranks of the professional dwarf tossing league to be number one.

Baudelaire

Bednobs and Broomsticks

An information video for priests on the proper impliments to use to make sure your alterboys ALWAYS do as you say, as an aside this can always be used in any Christian Brothers School in Ireland too. As in all of gods good work lube, as always, is optional.

Crazy Christ

Schindler's List

Will Schindler get all the items on his shopping list? If he doesn't, 125 Jews will be drowned in a tank. There are no oranges left??

WELL GOD HELP US ALL!!!!

Pompey Magnus

Depeche_Mode wrote: »

The Untouchables

This historical tear jerker, set 2000 years ago in Judea, follows the tale of a group of lepers whose lives (and bodies) gradually fall apart.

My Left Foot

The much anticipated sequel to The Untouchables. A quarrel over the ownership of a detached foot leads to high tension and anguish in the leper colony.

randylonghorn

The-Rigger wrote: »

'Silence of the Lambs'

Heart warming documentary following local Farmer Randylonghorn as he nurses his new flock through their severe dose of chronic laryngitis, set in rural Galway.

Sore throats?! How tf did they get sore throats? >_>


Babe

A coming-of-age film with a serious underlying theme ... Virginia is the local babe in a Dublin suburb, a cameltoe so hawt that when she walks into school in the morning, every male, including the 64 year old principal stands to attention in respect, and the day's allocation of toiletroll is used up within 5 minutes. But Virginia is determined to save it for the right man, and the football team is beset by an epidemic of sprained wrists ...

However, on her 18th birthday, Virginia discovers Southern Comfort for the first time, and decides to pass on her new-found discovery to the entire school football team in one night. Unfortunately, given that these are Dublin lads, her individual exercise programme for the entire team takes less than an hour to implement ...

6 months later, Virginia walks into the team's changing room just as team captain The-Rigger is on all fours praying loudly to God while personally determining who is the biggest member of the team ... she is obviously pregnant. Jaws drop as all the team realise that potentially they could be the father, except The-Rigger who has had a vasectomy when he was 8 to prevent his voice from ever breaking.

Film ends as the coach walks in, glances at his shocked team and remarks "Jaysus, lads, I didn't think it was that cold out!! That's a poor show, even for Dubs!". Virginia glances down at the coach's helmet, smiles cynically, and strolls out of the changing room. Screen fades on the sight of her twitching her pajamas out of her arsecrack ...

Baudelaire wrote: »

Dumb and Dumber
-found discovery to the
The life and times of Posh and Becks

Nah ... Becks and Roy Keane. The adult (alternative) story of two knobs who would love to knob each other ... if only each wasn't so in love with himself.

Crazy Christ

Sleepless in Seattle

Tom Hanks finds it hard to sleep at night. Why? Because he's a PAEDOPHILE

Xavi6

Looks like we have a winner for 'Thread of the Year' already

WhiteWashMan

Where Eagles Dare

A new Japanese game show where rare species of eagle are asked compete over multiple rounds of bizarre assualt courses, including the octopus tank, the scorpian tank, and the old favourite, the african savannah hunter tank

randylonghorn

Lassie

The tale of an American female sports coach who spends most of her day in the storeroom helping her male counterparts to destress, and baying at the moon ...

(spot the retro reference! )


Bend it like Beckham

A quasi-documentary about an English footballer who struggles to come to terms with his real sexuality ...

Along the way, a number of colleagues from the English team are happy to demonstrate to him just how they prefer to score goals ...

Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone
Tragically injured in a tin-opening accident in his youth, philosophy student and wannabe wizard Won Hung Lown Li is determined to get his hands on Harry's magic wand and finally prove that "Coitio ergo sum ..." is the ultimate existentialist statement ...

Desperate to pass scrutiny with Harry's suspicious ginger friend CM Ron, he replaces what he has lost with a marble, unaware that Ron loves to play with other guy's marbles ...

In the end, it is Hermione who discovers the secret of the Ever-twitching Cucumber in Hogwarts: A History and finally passes it on to its hereditary keepers the Longbottoms, after exhaustive personal testing. Neville is pleased that Dumbledore is so willing to assist him in discovering the secrets of the Cucumber, though he is surprised to find that it has the ability to transform, being sometimes long and green, and sometimes stubby and pink ... Dumbledore assures him however that the saltier it tastes, the more he is following in his father's footsteps ...

Peyton Manning

So I Married An Axe Murderer

Based on actualy events. Gerry McCoy (Ralph Fiennes) and his wife Kate (Gwyneth Paltrow) are a happily married couple. They have all the could ever want in life - a family, a nice house, friends and wealth. However, things turn sour when Kate's temper gets the better of her while on vacation in southern Portugal - brutally bludgeoning 4 year old daughter Margerie (Dakota Fanning) in a fit of rage. Psychological thrills ensue when Kate threatens to implicate Gerry in the murder unless he complies with a false alibi. Will Gerry crack under the spotlight of the media coverage of the biggest news story of all time?

Jrad

SeaBiscuit

The Japanese are mercilessly slaughtering natures most punctual mammal ie 'the Whale' ,and one custard cream has had enough. blaa blaa blaa you make up the rest!

Sam Vimes

supersize me - mary harney biopic


bad santa - starring gary glitter as santa

Saint_Mel

Depeche_Mode wrote: »

My Left Foot

The much anticipated sequel to The Untouchables. A quarrel over the ownership of a detached foot leads to high tension and anguish in the leper colony.

Or ...
My Left Foot
The Heather Mills Story

Saint_Mel

Saint_Mel wrote: »

Or ...
My Left Foot
The Heather Mills Story

LOL ! ! !


Sum of all fears
The story of Daniel O' Donnell's incredible journey becoming Taoiseach played by Ben Afleck with his love interest Beverley Flynn played by Aisling O'Neill(Yer one from Fair city). Follow Daniel as he malests & sleazes his way into the top spot in the country with hilarious consequences.

seraphimvc

i guess i saw a movie called something like Lie!Lie!Lie!

in the end of the movie is telling you never lie...

i say they tried too hard for that...

Earthhorse

randylonghorn wrote: »

Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone

In the end, it is Hermione who discovers the secret of the Ever-twitching Cucumber in Hogwarts: A History and finally passes it on to its hereditary keepers the Longbottoms, after exhaustive personal testing.

Use spoilers FFS!

Wossack

Million Dollar Baby

When Mary (Helen Hunt) discovers her ex-husband Jeff (Rob Schneider) has auctioned off their baby on eBay, the courts are quick to grant sole custody to her. Trying not to lose out on the 1 million dollar sum of money the baby sold for, Jeff disguises himself as the baby.... with hilarious consequences. Rated PG-13.

Xavi6

Slap Her, She's French

At a house party of four people, Katy French passes out on a table, prompting one of the other party goers to suggest revival-by-slapping. Things get serious though when Katy doesn't come round. They call the police, with hilarious consequences

Earthhorse

Strictly Ballroom

Top ballroom circuit dancer Chad Guy's (Guy Pearce) unorthodox dance style leaves him without a partner for the upcoming national finals. Deciding to quit, Chad walks away from the life he has known only to discover his daughter, Nell, (Dakota Fanning (South Dakota (North Carolina (Oh Carolina, gal prowl off)))) needs a heart transplant.

Determind to win the nationals, Chad returns to the circuit, first dancing on his own, then with new found partner Tia Leone (Tia Maria (Mariah Carey)) and refusing to compromise on his dancing style despite his father's (mother's) objections.

All comes to a head in the final dance off when Chad has to face his former dance partner and the crowd begin to cheer, over and over, Chad Guy (Guy Pearce (Pierce Brosnan (Charles Bronson (Bronski Beat (Chuck Norris (Senator David))))) Server: Msg 156, Level 15, State 1, Line 14 Missing parameter bracket.