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18-09-2020, 22:53   #16
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Today I learned that if you run on wet tile you may end up with a sore bottom, and that onlookers will laugh at your pain.
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I learnt today that I have the patience of a saint
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18-09-2020, 23:00   #18
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Do you know all the sexy single women on boards?
correct answer
there is none
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18-09-2020, 23:02   #19
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I am all the sexy single women on boards.
is that a 12 o clock shadow
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18-09-2020, 23:06   #20
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That I am thicker today than yesterday but am smarter than I will be tomorrow..

The scary thing is I'm not joking, so f##king stupid later..honestly...
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18-09-2020, 23:15   #22
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correct answer
there is none
That's absolutely ruthless bobby, besides the law of averages says their has to be some. I'm an optimist i'm gonna say their all sexy
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18-09-2020, 23:18   #23
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Where Hoffa is. You'd be amazed.
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Scorpions glow under black light. They've even discovered that scorpion fossils glow under black light after hundreds of millions of years.

That's crazy Ted!

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Mrs Crinklewood?
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I am all the creeps that don't bug the non sexy women
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I am all the creeps that don't bug the non sexy women
Can you slightly elaborate on the above post I can't understand it?
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That the cat has been peeing in the dogs water bowl.
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