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Where can you bulk buy condoms?

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    #32
    [Deleted User]
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    An interesting fact of the science of human biology is that the penis is the one single part of anatomy that is practically the same size (in full flight mode) in every individual. Females have similar expansion capacity, but with varying tunnel lengths (latter has little functional significance). Like in world of plumbing, electricity, computer ports, universal fits. I have personal proof of this (re male length), a ruler can come in handy outside of the classroom and workshop.


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    #33
    Get Real
    Registered Users Posts: 889 ✭✭✭Get Real


    https://m.alibaba.com/product/62040036769/Professional-condom.html?s=p&spm=a2706.wap_new_search.1998817009.7.1394284fDx6ppc

    Just under 2 cent per condom OP. Ranges up to 6cent a condom. Minimum order 100,000.

    I presume the 6cent ones are with the flavour added option.

    100,000 you could have a ride a day for the next 28years. Or more realistically, you won't run out of banana flavouring.


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    #34
    whiskeyman
    Registered Users Posts: 12,564 ✭✭✭✭whiskeyman


    Reduce, reuse and recycle


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    #35
    limnam
    Registered Users Posts: 9,152 ✭✭✭limnam


    Quandary wrote: »
    A posh **** is a nice treat every once in a while


    I thought a posh **** was bringing your phone into the larger cubicle's in work.


    :o


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    #36
    judeboy101
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,246 ✭✭✭judeboy101


    JayZeus wrote: »
    Too late.

    Try your mothers wheelie bin.

    ha ha ha, jokes on you. she fly tips.


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    #37
    Zorya
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,194 ✭✭✭Zorya


    Deleted User wrote: »
    An interesting fact of the science of human biology is that the penis is the one single part of anatomy that is practically the same size (in full flight mode) in every individual. Females have similar expansion capacity, but with varying tunnel lengths (latter has little functional significance). Like in world of plumbing, electricity, computer ports, universal fits. I have personal proof of this (re male length), a ruler can come in handy outside of the classroom and workshop.

    About the men, I don't think that's true? Is it? There are men with bigger and smaller penises in full flight. Aren't there? Jeez, I don't want to betray my ignorance on the matter :o but I don't think it's true they are all the same size erect. I mean even the Kama Sutra goes with Hares/Rabbits, Bulls, and Horses depending on size of penis. Women are correspondingly Deer/Doe, Mare or Elephant depending on size.


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    #38
    Peatys
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    Balanadan wrote: »
    Serious suggestions only please.

    You first


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    #39
    Bojill
    Registered Users Posts: 346 ✭✭Bojill


    Purple Mountain wrote: »
    Crisp bags do the job in emergencies.. Just not salt and vinegar..

    If all you have is salt and vinegar, just turn it inside out, problem solved.:)


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    #40
    Radharc na Sleibhte
    Registered Users Posts: 2,534 ✭✭✭Radharc na Sleibhte


    https://www.lovehoney.eu/product.cfm?p=34307


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    #41
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    Zorya wrote: »
    About the men, I don't think that's true? Is it? There are men with bigger and smaller penises in full flight. Aren't there? Jeez, I don't want to betray my ignorance on the matter :o but I don't think it's true they are all the same size erect. I mean even the Kama Sutra goes with Hares/Rabbits, Bulls, and Horses depending on size of penis. Women are correspondingly Deer/Doe, Mare or Elephant depending on size.

    According to a medical doctor who explained it on TV or radio it’s true, and I’ve read that it is true to a “large extent”! Pigmy men, giant men, Greenlandic men, Maori men... when it comes to the folding tables going into full dining extension they all accommodate the same crowd :)


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    #42
    pablo128
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,221 ✭✭✭pablo128


    Go into the chemists and ask for a family pack.


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    #43
    PsychoPete
    Registered Users Posts: 8,672 ✭✭✭PsychoPete


    Just rinse them out, it's all about being environmentally friendly


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    #44
    Force Carrier
    Closed Accounts Posts: 594 ✭✭✭Force Carrier


    Zorya wrote: »
    About the men, I don't think that's true? Is it? There are men with bigger and smaller penises in full flight. Aren't there? Jeez, I don't want to betray my ignorance on the matter :o but I don't think it's true they are all the same size erect. I mean even the Kama Sutra goes with Hares/Rabbits, Bulls, and Horses depending on size of penis. Women are correspondingly Deer/Doe, Mare or Elephant depending on size.

    Don't take it seriously.
    He's just ribbing you.


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    #45
    imme
    Registered Users Posts: 3,200 ✭✭✭imme


    Radharc na Sleibhte wrote: »
    https://www.lovehoney.eu/product.cfm?p=34307

    They've all sorts on there!


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    #46
    Baggly
    Registered Users Posts: 35,024 ✭✭✭✭Baggly


    Bulk Condoms? My goodness, what an idea. Why didn't I think of that? Condoms! Well there's four places; there's the condom hut, that's on third. There's condoms r us, that's on Third, too. You got put your butt there. ...that's on Third. : swing low sweet chariot... Matter of fact, they're all in the same complex... it's the condom complex, down on Third? You know, the condom District!


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    #47
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    Force Carrier wrote: »
    Don't take it seriously.
    He's just ribbing you.

    It’s a SHE !!! I’m All Woman !!!


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    #48
    Speedsie
    Registered Users Posts: 1,306 ✭✭✭Speedsie
    ¡arriba, arriba! ¡andale, andale!


    Here's a gross of Durex for €30
    https://www.chemistconnect.ie/pharmacy-health-c1/family-planning-c17/durex-classic-condoms-144-pack-p5871/


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    #49
    Force Carrier
    Closed Accounts Posts: 594 ✭✭✭Force Carrier


    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    It’s a SHE !!! I’m All Woman !!!

    I dont know maybe youre a doe, a mare or an elephant


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    #50
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    Force Carrier wrote: »
    I dont know maybe youre a doe, a mare or an elephant

    Cat of course!


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    #51
    harry Bailey esq
    Registered Users Posts: 4,814 ✭✭✭harry Bailey esq


    Balanadan wrote: »
    I go through them at a ferocious pace. Hopefully I'll save a few quid as well by buying a large quantity.

    Lidl.
    You heathen.


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    #52
    CUCINA
    Registered Users Posts: 692 ✭✭✭CUCINA


    Man goes into a chemist's shop late on Friday afternoon,

    "Can I have a gross of condoms, please?"

    "Certainly, sir, there you are"

    Man returns on Monday morning, complains that there were only 143 in the box.

    "Here's the other one, sir, sorry about that...hope it didn't spoil your weekend..."


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