Where can you bulk buy condoms?

Balanadan · 11-05-2019 12:38pm #1

I go through them at a ferocious pace. Hopefully I'll save a few quid as well by buying a large quantity.

JohnnyFlash · 11-05-2019 12:40pm

Get your punters to bring their own maybe?

Hande hoche! · 11-05-2019 12:40pm

Don't forget the 45 gallon drum of lube.

rizzodun · 11-05-2019 12:42pm

Bullocks · 11-05-2019 12:43pm

Balanadan wrote: »

I go through them at a ferocious pace. Hopefully I'll save a few quid as well by buying a large quantity.

Buy a catering roll of cling film . It's plenty good and if your love life dries up you can still use it for a packed lunch

Quandary · 11-05-2019 12:46pm

Balanadan wrote: »

I go through them at a ferocious pace. Hopefully I'll save a few quid as well by buying a large quantity.

A posh **** is a nice treat every once in a while but if you keep using the condoms the novelty will wear off eventually and you'll never be able to go back to regular.

Or is that what happened, and now you can't go back and are just looking for the cheapest way possible to service your habit?

judeboy101 · 11-05-2019 12:47pm

Try your mothers side drawer

Balanadan · 11-05-2019 12:48pm

Serious suggestions only please.

11-05-2019 12:48pm

judeboy101 wrote: »

Try your mothers side drawer

Too late.

Try your mothers wheelie bin.

dxhound2005 · 11-05-2019 12:49pm

In keeping with the times, you could recycle them.

KikiLaRue · 11-05-2019 12:50pm

Balanadan wrote: »

Serious suggestions only please.

You CANNOT post a thread like this in AH and expect people to take it seriously.

Hande hoche! · 11-05-2019 12:52pm

Balanadan wrote: »

Serious suggestions only please.

vasectomy?

Fanny Wank · 11-05-2019 12:52pm

Quandary wrote: »

A posh **** is a nice treat every once in a while

Simply never saw the point tbh

banie01 · 11-05-2019 12:53pm

On a tangent to the OPs query?
Where can one buy actual bulk condoms?
Like giant ones?

For a friend obvs!

ganmo · 11-05-2019 12:53pm

Google bulk balloons

FFred · 11-05-2019 12:56pm

Balanadan wrote: »

I go through them at a ferocious pace. Hopefully I'll save a few quid as well by buying a large quantity.

Not true.

partyguinness · 11-05-2019 12:58pm

Go to an STD clinic. They're available by the barrel load in the waiting room.

Years ago after a rather successful summer campaign I took myself off to the Mater. Had nothing but just an aul NCT. The next week I went back I purposively brought a large jacket with a load of pockets- filled every pocket up by the fistful. This was in 2002.

Obvious drawback is that you have to go through the ordeal of an STD test and a pile of personal questions.

EmmetSpiceland · 11-05-2019 1:00pm

partyguinness wrote: »

The next week I went back I purposively brought a large jacket with a load of pockets- filled every pocket up by the fistful. This was in 2002.

They’d be long out of date by now, P. Might want to go back and replenish your stock, just in case like.

Zorya · 11-05-2019 1:01pm

OP, I suggest the age-old reusable sheep's intestine condom. Perfect for conscientious millenials in a climate emergency.

s14driftking · 11-05-2019 1:01pm

Stick it in the sh!tter no babies, won’t stop stds thou&#55358;&#56596;&#55358;&#56596;&#55358;&#56596;

nullzero · 11-05-2019 1:02pm

Going for a load of posh **** OP?

The Satanist · 11-05-2019 1:02pm

Google it, you hilarious bastard

sligojoek · 11-05-2019 1:07pm

partyguinness wrote: »

Go to an STD clinic. They're available by the barrel load in the waiting room.

Years ago after a rather successful summer campaign I took myself off to the Mater. Had nothing but just an aul NCT. The next week I went back I purposively brought a large jacket with a load of pockets- filled every pocket up by the fistful. This was in 2002.

Obvious drawback is that you have to go through the ordeal of an STD test and a pile of personal questions.

Bolting the door when the horse has gone.

biko · 11-05-2019 1:15pm

Go to "Condoms'r'us" on Main Street

nullzero · 11-05-2019 1:18pm

biko wrote: »

Go to "Condoms'r'us" on Main Street

Should he ask for Johnny?

Purple Mountain · 11-05-2019 1:21pm

Crisp bags do the job in emergencies.. Just not salt and vinegar..

Hal3000 · 11-05-2019 1:23pm

If you go on to Alibaba I'm sure you could find a Chinese supplier willing to ship you a container load for a discount.

tabby aspreme · 11-05-2019 1:24pm

I'm sure to the OP, bulk means a 12 pack, he would get years out of them.

IamtheWalrus · 11-05-2019 1:25pm

I find a bag of balloons does the job but then I never have sex.

11-05-2019 1:31pm

My last employer had free condoms in dispensers in the bathrooms. I always thought that was a little weird ('you're paying us, we can afford condoms'), but it kind of also made assumptions about family planning.

Somehow a condom vending machine wouldn't seem at all weird, but the fact that someone made a decision to supply them freely? Hmm.

In general, condoms should be free and offered in the appropriate locations. I'm pretty sure that most, if not all, colleges now offer them for free, and STI services obviously do.

Had to laugh at some DCU lecturer / part-time journalist who was warning against free condoms, saying that people might steal them and sell them on the black market. Why would people buy on the black market a product that is free? That man is a teacher.

11-05-2019 1:43pm

If you really want to save money, grow the cucumbers yourself.

11-05-2019 1:51pm

An interesting fact of the science of human biology is that the penis is the one single part of anatomy that is practically the same size (in full flight mode) in every individual. Females have similar expansion capacity, but with varying tunnel lengths (latter has little functional significance). Like in world of plumbing, electricity, computer ports, universal fits. I have personal proof of this (re male length), a ruler can come in handy outside of the classroom and workshop.

Get Real · 11-05-2019 2:05pm

https://m.alibaba.com/product/62040036769/Professional-condom.html?s=p&spm=a2706.wap_new_search.1998817009.7.1394284fDx6ppc

Just under 2 cent per condom OP. Ranges up to 6cent a condom. Minimum order 100,000.

I presume the 6cent ones are with the flavour added option.

100,000 you could have a ride a day for the next 28years. Or more realistically, you won't run out of banana flavouring.

whiskeyman · 11-05-2019 2:06pm

Reduce, reuse and recycle

limnam · 11-05-2019 2:21pm

Quandary wrote: »

A posh **** is a nice treat every once in a while

I thought a posh **** was bringing your phone into the larger cubicle's in work.

judeboy101 · 11-05-2019 2:25pm

JayZeus wrote: »

Too late.

Try your mothers wheelie bin.

ha ha ha, jokes on you. she fly tips.

Zorya · 11-05-2019 2:46pm

Deleted User wrote: »

An interesting fact of the science of human biology is that the penis is the one single part of anatomy that is practically the same size (in full flight mode) in every individual. Females have similar expansion capacity, but with varying tunnel lengths (latter has little functional significance). Like in world of plumbing, electricity, computer ports, universal fits. I have personal proof of this (re male length), a ruler can come in handy outside of the classroom and workshop.

About the men, I don't think that's true? Is it? There are men with bigger and smaller penises in full flight. Aren't there? Jeez, I don't want to betray my ignorance on the matter

but I don't think it's true they are all the same size erect. I mean even the Kama Sutra goes with Hares/Rabbits, Bulls, and Horses depending on size of penis. Women are correspondingly Deer/Doe, Mare or Elephant depending on size.

Peatys · 11-05-2019 2:46pm

Balanadan wrote: »

Serious suggestions only please.

You first

Bojill · 11-05-2019 2:51pm

Purple Mountain wrote: »

Crisp bags do the job in emergencies.. Just not salt and vinegar..

If all you have is salt and vinegar, just turn it inside out, problem solved.:)

Radharc na Sleibhte · 11-05-2019 5:33pm

https://www.lovehoney.eu/product.cfm?p=34307

11-05-2019 5:34pm

Zorya wrote: »

About the men, I don't think that's true? Is it? There are men with bigger and smaller penises in full flight. Aren't there? Jeez, I don't want to betray my ignorance on the matter but I don't think it's true they are all the same size erect. I mean even the Kama Sutra goes with Hares/Rabbits, Bulls, and Horses depending on size of penis. Women are correspondingly Deer/Doe, Mare or Elephant depending on size.

According to a medical doctor who explained it on TV or radio it’s true, and I’ve read that it is true to a “large extent”! Pigmy men, giant men, Greenlandic men, Maori men... when it comes to the folding tables going into full dining extension they all accommodate the same crowd

pablo128 · 11-05-2019 5:38pm

Go into the chemists and ask for a family pack.

PsychoPete · 11-05-2019 5:38pm

Just rinse them out, it's all about being environmentally friendly

Force Carrier · 11-05-2019 5:43pm

Zorya wrote: »

About the men, I don't think that's true? Is it? There are men with bigger and smaller penises in full flight. Aren't there? Jeez, I don't want to betray my ignorance on the matter but I don't think it's true they are all the same size erect. I mean even the Kama Sutra goes with Hares/Rabbits, Bulls, and Horses depending on size of penis. Women are correspondingly Deer/Doe, Mare or Elephant depending on size.

Don't take it seriously.
He's just ribbing you.

imme · 11-05-2019 5:47pm

Radharc na Sleibhte wrote: »

https://www.lovehoney.eu/product.cfm?p=34307

They've all sorts on there!

Baggly · 11-05-2019 5:49pm

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11-05-2019 5:50pm

Force Carrier wrote: »

Don't take it seriously.
He's just ribbing you.

It’s a SHE !!! I’m All Woman !!!

Speedsie · 11-05-2019 5:53pm

Here's a gross of Durex for €30
https://www.chemistconnect.ie/pharmacy-health-c1/family-planning-c17/durex-classic-condoms-144-pack-p5871/

Force Carrier · 11-05-2019 5:53pm

[Deleted User] wrote: »

It’s a SHE !!! I’m All Woman !!!

I dont know maybe youre a doe, a mare or an elephant

11-05-2019 6:07pm

Force Carrier wrote: »

I dont know maybe youre a doe, a mare or an elephant

Cat of course!

harry Bailey esq · 11-05-2019 6:09pm

Balanadan wrote: »

I go through them at a ferocious pace. Hopefully I'll save a few quid as well by buying a large quantity.

Lidl.
You heathen.

Where can you bulk buy condoms?

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