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Has anyone ever witness a guy looking up porn and jerking off in a cyber cafe?

  • 26-09-2011 10:53pm
    #1
    Dublindude69
    Registered Users Posts: 770 ✭✭✭


    Because I have and no matter how hard I try, I just can't forget it. How are they not charged with this?


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  • #2
    Samich
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,949 ✭✭✭Samich


    Next time don't watch porn and you'll be grand ;)


  • #3
    mackg
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,938 ✭✭✭mackg


    learn to like it.


  • #4
    landsleaving
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,345 ✭✭✭landsleaving


    Dublindude69 wrote: »
    Because I have and no matter how hard I try, I just can't forget it. How are they not charged with this?

    They are, same as what you paid. That's how internet cafes work.


  • #5
    BOHtox
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,314 ✭✭✭BOHtox


    No. But I don't look up that sort of stuff.


  • #6
    Micky Dolenz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,080 ✭✭✭✭Micky Dolenz


    You are that man, aren't you?


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  • #7
    galwayrush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    Op, Shouldn't use a mirror then....:D


  • #8
    Richard Hillman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,033 ✭✭✭✭Richard Hillman


    Does looking at yourself on the webcam count?


  • #9
    Sonics2k
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,253 ✭✭✭Sonics2k


    In Webworkhouse like 12 years ago. Having a Gaming session with some friends upstairs, and we noticed this creepy guy making some weird noises in the corner.

    We dared one of the lads to wander past him and see what he was doing, and he was sitting there, with his langer hanging out of his pants, jerking off to bestiality porn.

    Like 10 minutes later the Gardai showed up, no idea what happened to him after that.


  • #10
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 23,339 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    They might have been after a Neurofen or two ;)


  • #11
    RHunce
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,405 ✭✭✭RHunce


    Sorry lad, cleaned the keyboard after myself though.


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  • #12
    staker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    Knocking shop slash Cyber Cafe,entrepreneurship evolving at it's best!


  • #13
    Hasmunch
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 935 ✭✭✭Hasmunch


    Dublindude69 wrote: »
    How are they not charged with this?


    How much does fapping to porn in an internet cafe usually cost. Ive never seen it on the price list before. Ive been getting away without paying for years!!!


  • #14
    Thrill
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,485 ✭✭✭Thrill


    landsleaving wrote: »
    They are, same as what you paid. That's how internet cafes work.


    Fappings extra. OP's right. He should have been charged more.


  • #15
    Kevin Duffy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,439 ✭✭✭Kevin Duffy


    Last time I touch a keyboard in one of those disease infested kips.


  • #16
    LH Pathe
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,515 ✭✭✭LH Pathe


    When people flaunt things they should be at least embarrassed by - that's when it's really time to worry.


  • #17
    galwayrush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    There are times when it's best not to look someone in the eye......:pac:


  • #18
    Dotrel
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,980 ✭✭✭Dotrel


    Dublindude69 wrote: »
    Because I have and no matter how hard I try, I just can't forget it. How are they not charged with this?

    Did you watch all the way to the happy ending?


  • #19
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    Never saw that but I once sat next to a dude looking up escort sites and phoning to arrange a meet up with one.


  • #20
    Temptamperu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,303 ✭✭✭Temptamperu


    Pfft cant he just fap outside the old folks home like the rest of us normal people?


  • #21
    Plowman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,630 ✭✭✭Plowman


    This post has been deleted.


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  • #22
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    Emerie Famous Slum wrote: »
    Never saw that but I once sat next to a dude looking up escort sites and phoning to arrange a meet up with one.

    You said you'd keep that a secret :mad:


  • #23
    Wetai
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 773 ✭✭✭Wetai


    Kevin Duffy wrote: »
    Last time I touch a keyboard in one of those disease infested kips.
    Your own computer's keyboard is probably just as bad as an average library/CC computer (unless you have a chiclet keyboard or w/e, which I assume aren't as bad)


  • #24
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    Gummy Panda wrote: »
    You said you'd keep that a secret :mad:

    I did, nobody knows you're an escort.


  • #25
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    Dublindude69 wrote: »
    Because I have and no matter how hard I try, I just can't forget it. How are they not charged with this?

    Was it that exciting for you?


  • #26
    ringadingding
    Registered Users Posts: 1,010 ✭✭✭ringadingding


    Voyeurdublindude69


  • #27
    Immaculate Pasta
    Registered Users Posts: 1,663 ✭✭✭Immaculate Pasta


    Maybe internet cafes should just invest in those curtains you get like in photobooths. Have a designated **** section :cool: :eek:


  • #28
    Hayte
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 485 ✭✭Hayte


    Kevin Duffy wrote: »
    Last time I touch a keyboard in one of those disease infested kips.

    The keyboard is probably clean. I mean one of the guy's hands is on the mouse, furiously knocking down pop up ads and the other one is wrapped around his errr...


  • #29
    Kevin Duffy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,439 ✭✭✭Kevin Duffy


    Immaculate Pasta wrote: »
    Maybe internet cafes should just invest in those curtains you get like in photobooths. Have a designated **** section :cool: :eek:

    I've never darkened their doors myself, but I think you've just described the back rooms of many sex shops.


  • #30
    nice_very
    Registered Users Posts: 1,723 ✭✭✭nice_very


    OP, I promise........... I was only scratching myself.. and the noises/moans were of itch relief.................


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  • #31
    Son Of A Vidic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,370 ✭✭✭✭Son Of A Vidic


    Dublindude69 wrote: »
    How are they not charged with this?

    Probably because you weren't positively identified.


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