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Has anyone ever witness a guy looking up porn and jerking off in a cyber cafe?

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  • Registered Users Posts: 345 ✭✭Pat McGhee


    Because I have and no matter how hard I try, I just can't forget it. How are they not charged with this?

    No but a few years ago in Madrid, I was on the metro heading out to meet my girls and there was a very well dressed, good looking guy sitting opposite me with a briefcase on his lap - and it was very obvious what was going on under that briefcase!

    We were the only 2 people in that cart at the time. Damn I must have looked hot ;)


  • Registered Users Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    4leto wrote: »
    LOL

    What type of mind set are you in when you whip out your cock and start bashing to some porn in a public internet cafe.

    Call me old fashioned but I would be scarlet if someone even seen me looking at porn in an internet cafe.

    I bet your willy is scarlet when you are finished in the internet cafe ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18 puffy the panpipe player


    Yep, I saw a guy pulling the lad off himself at around 4 in the afternoon in a cyber café on Thomas Street in Limerick. There were loads of teenagers in school uniform in there at the time while this guy was watching really explicit anal porn.

    He couldn't stop **** and was glued to the screen.

    I complained to the owner who said there was nothing he could do.

    I went down to Henry St Garda Statio but am 99% sure they didn't act on my complaint.

    One of the most rotten things I've ever seen OP.


  • Registered Users Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    Yep, I saw a guy pulling the lad off himself at around 4 in the afternoon in a cyber café on Thomas Street in Limerick. There were loads of teenagers in school uniform in there at the time while this guy was watching really explicit anal porn.

    As opposes to 'implicit' or 'vague' anal porn? :confused:

    :pac:


  • Registered Users Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    He couldn't stop **** and was glued to the screen.

    :D


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18 puffy the panpipe player


    kfallon wrote: »
    As opposes to 'implicit' or 'vague' anal porn? :confused:

    :pac:


    As in showing the penis entering the anus rather that showing gratuitous face shots or shots from behind the action.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,542 ✭✭✭Captain Darling


    The computer room in my old college every night had around 4 Pakistani lads who would go in an hour before closing and watch nothing but porn. Never masterbating, just watching it as a group. I found that part odder TBH

    Would it have been less weird if the four of them were pulling the stomaches off themselves?


  • Registered Users Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    As in showing the penis entering the anus rather that showing gratuitous face shots or shots from behind the action.

    Anything else just isn't anal porn imo!


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,728 ✭✭✭dilallio


    A friend of a friend ;) was getting a haircut a few years back, and there was an older man sitting in the next barber chair fapping away like crazy underneath the barber's cover while a cute hairdresser was cutting his hair.

    She lost it completely, grabbed a blowdrier and whacked him across the head while screaming at him to get the f**k out.

    He got up shocked, took his hands from out under the cover, and showed his reading glasses which he had been cleaning.

    He grabbed his coat and left .....


  • Registered Users Posts: 770 ✭✭✭Dublindude69


    How are people not arrested for doing this? Isn't it illigal? Indecent exposure?


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  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 3,807 ✭✭✭castie


    How are people not arrested for doing this? Isn't it illigal? Indecent exposure?

    Its not exposed if hes doing it through his pants :)


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,629 ✭✭✭magma69


    Have you ever been rohypnol'd by a swan and woke up in Cancun? Well I have and it ain't purty!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    castie wrote: »
    Its not exposed if hes doing it through his pants :)

    What's the BAPS forum & more importantly ... why is it restricted?

    *hopes it's something to do with lady baps*


  • Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 29,509 Mod ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    *hopes it's something to do with lady baps*
    It's not! :p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    It's not! :p

    That's one less forum to scratch of my "jerk off to in an internet cafe" list then.

    :mad:


    :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 569 ✭✭✭CoolHat


    How are people not arrested for doing this? Isn't it illigal? Indecent exposure?

    It is but should bloody well be enforced. I mean if the guards caught me taking a piss they'd do me for public urination and indecent exposure to boot. Even tho in reality I could of been going up a laneway at 3am in the morning.

    But as for why people mightnt... i think its the shock n' reaction. If you see some dude whackin' on it ( :pac: ) you're more likely to shout get the hell out of here than ring the police and wait up to twenty mins for them to come out


  • Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 29,509 Mod ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    That's one less forum to scratch of my "jerk off to in an internet cafe" list then.

    :mad:


    :D
    If you're relying on Boards forums, you really haven't explored the internet! :pac:


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