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Do you know anybody who’s a simp?

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    #32
    Mjolnir
    Registered Users Posts: 985 ✭✭✭Mjolnir


    I've actually known a few through mutual friends its painful to be around and actually frustrating at times.
    The few I've known are sly fellas not far from that incel craic. How they've any male friends is beyond me.
    Though come to think of it the mutual friends were women and their male friends were the same as them.

    No she's not a harmless princess being targeted by a male oppressor she's a loud mouth c*nt who's opinion is wrong and you haven't a hope of the ride buddy.
    I love women but jaysus paddy a c*nts a c*nt


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    #33
    Gretas Gonna Get Ya!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,245 ✭✭✭Gretas Gonna Get Ya!


    Strumms wrote: »
    Apparently it’s this...

    “Someone who will say anything to please someone, particularly a girl, in the hopes that they will be in good favor with that person.”

    https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Simp

    So, basically any married man who manages to maintain a relatively peaceful marriage then? :D (Notice I said "peaceful", not necessarily "happy").


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    #34
    nj27
    Registered Users Posts: 467 ✭✭nj27


    I am not entirely clear on what exactly a simp is, but my friend's brother is in a tough spot. He's your classical "geek" with the greatest respect for the guy and he's basically a super-obese recluse at this point. Apparently he's hardcore addicted to all sorts of weird internet sex stuff.

    He changed his name on WhatsApp to mistress Samantha's submissive bitch or some crazy bollocks like that and he posts on the family WhatsApp group with that name and a photo of him with a ball gag in as his profile pic. The guy needs an intervention or something but what can you do. I think all that stuff is mental illness at some level.


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    #35
    ronivek
    Registered Users Posts: 1,916 ✭✭✭ronivek


    Pretty sure it’s a Twitch term which refers to a guy who fawns over a girl streamer or OnlyFans model or whatever; anyone who donates to them or defends them when they’re being “attacked” by the usual Twitch users. The implication being the’re a simpleton for donating money and time and energy to some unattainable Internet persona who strings them along.

    I’m ashamed I didn’t even have to look it up; not sure what that says about me.


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    #36
    harry Bailey esq
    Registered Users Posts: 4,814 ✭✭✭harry Bailey esq


    KathleenGrant wrote: »
    Strongly suspect "simps" are people who ask stupid questions like "do you know anybody who's a simp?"

    That's what I'd of thought. Ive found meself having a laugh at your posts lately, you wanna hook up? I'm a young 38...I'm fairly wealthy subjectively of course. I possess a cock as thick as a finial* and can go at it faster than a fiddlers elbow.
    *For those with no interest in soft furnishings a finial, to the layman is a curtain pole. And for those with no grasp of financial matters 'subjectively wealthy' means not on the dole... call me.


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    #37
    Gruffalux
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,023 ✭✭✭Gruffalux


    We were roaring "Ya simp ya, kick the fcuking ball!" In the 1970s. Ya fcuken simp was a term of mild abuse decades ago, long before all this idiotic complicating of life went on.


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    #38
    petes
    Registered Users Posts: 8,382 ✭✭✭petes


    Richard Hillman wrote: »
    Simps would generally struggle to maintain male friendships so I wouldn't know any. My friendships are generally strong traditional male types, so a Simp would probably get cut out early doors.

    Great.


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    #39
    Signore Fancy Pants
    Registered Users Posts: 3,682 ✭✭✭Signore Fancy Pants


    ronivek wrote: »
    Pretty sure it’s a Twitch term which refers to a guy who fawns over a girl streamer or OnlyFans model or whatever; anyone who donates to them or defends them when they’re being “attacked” by the usual Twitch users. The implication being the’re a simpleton for donating money and time and energy to some unattainable Internet persona who strings them along.

    I’m ashamed I didn’t even have to look it up; not sure what that says about me.

    Absolute sad bastards.


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    #40
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 26,052 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I hate all these abbreviated words that don't mean what they should mean. If someone is a simpering idiot then call them a simpering idiot and don't shorten and redefine what is a perfectly good and easily understood term of abuse. Or step it up a notch and call them a blithering idiot, when simpering just won't do.

    Or borrow a Shakespearean turn of phrase: "Villian, I have done mother" (yore ma) from Titus Andronicus, "Thou hast no more brain than I have in my elbows" (you're thick) from Troilus and Cressida, "I'd beat thee, but I should infect my hands" (you're not worth the effort, mate). At least keep it interesting.


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    #41
    ILoveYourVibes
    Registered Users Posts: 15,176 ✭✭✭✭ILoveYourVibes


    Candie wrote: »
    .

    Or borrow a Shakespearean turn of phrase: "Villian, I have done mother" (yore ma) from Titus Andronicus,

    OH MY GOD i love him!

    :)







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    #42
    jaxxx
    Registered Users Posts: 3,230 ✭✭✭jaxxx


    Who's a simp? Anyone that says/writes or just even has 'simp' in their dictionary.


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    #43
    Hamsterchops
    Registered Users Posts: 3,133 ✭✭✭Hamsterchops


    Is simp shirt for simpleton like spa is for spastic?

    Not sure either should be allowed nowadays.


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    #44
    I Am Nobody
    Closed Accounts Posts: 726 ✭✭✭I Am Nobody


    Hamsterchops wrote: »
    Is simp shirt for simpleton like spa is for spastic?

    Not sure either should be allowed nowadays.

    That is what I thought as well.But after reading over this thread,I wasn't even close.So guess I am the simpleton,but at least I'm not a simp.Silver linings and all of that.


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    #45
    nj27
    Registered Users Posts: 467 ✭✭nj27


    I Am Nobody wrote: »
    That is what I thought as well.But after reading over this thread,I wasn't even close.So guess I am the simpleton,but at least I'm not a simp.Silver linings and all of that.

    We must be running out of words, people like redefining them a lot these days.


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    #46
    Schwiiing
    Registered Users Posts: 2,650 ✭✭✭Schwiiing


    I'd consider myself a simp. Have an Onlyfans account, costs about the same as Netflix. I'm an autistic virgin who also suffers from psoriasis which is basically nature putting a sign around my neck saying 'DNA not to be replicated'. I'll never live a 'normal' life, if such a thing exists. No woman has ever displayed any sort of romantic interest in me in my more than 30 years on this planet and I don't see that changing any time soon. When an escort takes a look at you and says 'Nah' it's time to lie down and rot.


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    #47
    Conall Cernach
    Registered Users Posts: 1,926 ✭✭✭Conall Cernach


    Gruffalox wrote: »
    We were roaring "Ya simp ya, kick the fcuking ball!" In the 1970s. Ya fcuken simp was a term of mild abuse decades ago, long before all this idiotic complicating of life went on.
    Simping_4107.jpg


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    #48
    Quantum Erasure
    Registered Users Posts: 8,166 ✭✭✭Quantum Erasure


    Timmy Mallet was a simp??


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    #49
    Broadway Joe
    Registered Users Posts: 19 ✭Broadway Joe


    shaveAbullock wrote: »
    Pulp

    Post of the year for me, Pulp all day long!


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    #50
    Dr. Kenneth Noisewater
    Registered Users Posts: 3,236 ✭✭✭Dr. Kenneth Noisewater


    Murder The_Pair_Of Yis! wrote: »
    Just be confident bro.

    I have nothing to add here, just wanted to tell you that your username is brilliant. One of my favourite film scenes of all time.


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