Do you know anybody who’s a simp?

Macytoby

Do they justify it, or is it a guilty secret?

Or cucks?

Signore Fancy Pants

What's a "Simp"?

KungPao

Signore Fancy Pants wrote: »

What's a "Simp"?

It’s something an American or simpleton would say.

corner of hells

Signore Fancy Pants wrote: »

What's a "Simp"?

I wonder does he mean a "gimp " ?

Eduard Khil

These new words are just awful I'm barely keeping up with what's ok to say anymore.

blade1

Oasis or Blur?

gipi

blade1 wrote: »

Oasis or Blur?

Daddy or chips?

shaveAbullock

blade1 wrote: »

Oasis or Blur?

Pulp

KathleenGrant

Strongly suspect "simps" are people who ask stupid questions like "do you know anybody who's a simp?"

KungPao

gipi wrote: »

Daddy or chips?

Biscuit or cake?

posturingpat

Heard about this simp thing a few weeks back, something about stupidly idolising mediocre pussy or something like that.
My understanding is its basically a lad that will do anything for a woman and let any woman treat him like **** in the hope of getting the ride/keep getting the ride.

odyssey06

Ah if I've googled it right, it seems to be a guy who is under the thumb of someone he's hoping to date \ sleep with...

Strumms

Apparently it’s this...

“Someone who will say anything to please someone, particularly a girl, in the hopes that they will be in good favor with that person.”

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Simp

shaveAbullock

posturingpat wrote: »

Heard about this simp thing a few weeks back, something about stupidly idolising mediocre pussy or something like that.
My understanding is its basically a lad that will do anything for a woman and let any woman treat him like **** in the hope of getting the ride/keep getting the ride.

I think some simps are also cucks.

alchemist33

corner of hells wrote: »

I wonder does he mean a "gimp " ?

Or wimp?

Or a member of a Simpsons fan club?

shaveAbullock

alchemist33 wrote: »

Or wimp?

Or a member of a Simpsons fan club?

I believe a simp is a pussy that looks like homer Simpsons mouth, you should google image it.

Macytoby

Signore Fancy Pants wrote: »

What's a "Simp"?

Somebody who buys naked pictures from girls on onlyfans.

posturingpat

shaveAbullock wrote: »

I think some simps are also cucks.

Yeah that's the one. Was trying to think of the other word.

auspicious

If all simps are gimps and some gimps are cucks, are all cucks simps?

padd b1975

posturingpat wrote: »

Heard about this simp thing a few weeks back, something about stupidly idolising mediocre pussy or something like that.
My understanding is its basically a lad that will do anything for a woman and let any woman treat him like **** in the hope of getting the ride/keep getting the ride.

A male feminist in other words.

KathleenGrant

odyssey06 wrote: »

Ah if I've googled it right, it seems to be a guy who is under the thumb of someone he's hoping to date \ sleep with...

Suddenly interested where would one find such a person to date and berate?

basill

Public libraries would be a good start.

Mint Sauce

shaveAbullock wrote: »

Pulp

Always prefered Suede myself.

Richard Hillman

Simps would generally struggle to maintain male friendships so I wouldn't know any. My friendships are generally strong traditional male types, so a Simp would probably get cut out early doors.

Mint Sauce

Mint Sauce wrote: »

Always prefered Suede myself.

I've been listening to dog man star for the last month..

What an album..

Montage of Feck

I know a few ****, pricks, bastards, ****ers and the odd ****. But fortunately no cucks, simps, snowflakes etc. as I don't live in the sewers of the internet.

freshpopcorn

I know some people who aren’t the brightest.
I’d say I’m just a bit of an oddball tough.

Quantum Erasure

r/simps

Ipso

Quantum Erasure wrote: »

r/simps

Assuming it’s an exercise in mass projection.

ILoveYourVibes

imma simp when i wanna be

Stuff like this being given oxygen is a joke. Boot the troll.

Mjolnir

I've actually known a few through mutual friends its painful to be around and actually frustrating at times.
The few I've known are sly fellas not far from that incel craic. How they've any male friends is beyond me.
Though come to think of it the mutual friends were women and their male friends were the same as them.

No she's not a harmless princess being targeted by a male oppressor she's a loud mouth c*nt who's opinion is wrong and you haven't a hope of the ride buddy.
I love women but jaysus paddy a c*nts a c*nt

Gretas Gonna Get Ya!

Strumms wrote: »

Apparently it’s this...

“Someone who will say anything to please someone, particularly a girl, in the hopes that they will be in good favor with that person.”

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Simp

So, basically any married man who manages to maintain a relatively peaceful marriage then? (Notice I said "peaceful", not necessarily "happy").

nj27

I am not entirely clear on what exactly a simp is, but my friend's brother is in a tough spot. He's your classical "geek" with the greatest respect for the guy and he's basically a super-obese recluse at this point. Apparently he's hardcore addicted to all sorts of weird internet sex stuff.

He changed his name on WhatsApp to mistress Samantha's submissive bitch or some crazy bollocks like that and he posts on the family WhatsApp group with that name and a photo of him with a ball gag in as his profile pic. The guy needs an intervention or something but what can you do. I think all that stuff is mental illness at some level.

ronivek

Pretty sure it’s a Twitch term which refers to a guy who fawns over a girl streamer or OnlyFans model or whatever; anyone who donates to them or defends them when they’re being “attacked” by the usual Twitch users. The implication being the’re a simpleton for donating money and time and energy to some unattainable Internet persona who strings them along.

I’m ashamed I didn’t even have to look it up; not sure what that says about me.

harry Bailey esq

KathleenGrant wrote: »

Strongly suspect "simps" are people who ask stupid questions like "do you know anybody who's a simp?"

That's what I'd of thought. Ive found meself having a laugh at your posts lately, you wanna hook up? I'm a young 38...I'm fairly wealthy subjectively of course. I possess a cock as thick as a finial* and can go at it faster than a fiddlers elbow.
*For those with no interest in soft furnishings a finial, to the layman is a curtain pole. And for those with no grasp of financial matters 'subjectively wealthy' means not on the dole... call me.

Gruffalux

We were roaring "Ya simp ya, kick the fcuking ball!" In the 1970s. Ya fcuken simp was a term of mild abuse decades ago, long before all this idiotic complicating of life went on.

petes

Richard Hillman wrote: »

Simps would generally struggle to maintain male friendships so I wouldn't know any. My friendships are generally strong traditional male types, so a Simp would probably get cut out early doors.

Great.

Signore Fancy Pants

ronivek wrote: »

Pretty sure it’s a Twitch term which refers to a guy who fawns over a girl streamer or OnlyFans model or whatever; anyone who donates to them or defends them when they’re being “attacked” by the usual Twitch users. The implication being the’re a simpleton for donating money and time and energy to some unattainable Internet persona who strings them along.

I’m ashamed I didn’t even have to look it up; not sure what that says about me.

Absolute sad bastards.

I hate all these abbreviated words that don't mean what they should mean. If someone is a simpering idiot then call them a simpering idiot and don't shorten and redefine what is a perfectly good and easily understood term of abuse. Or step it up a notch and call them a blithering idiot, when simpering just won't do.

Or borrow a Shakespearean turn of phrase: "Villian, I have done mother" (yore ma) from Titus Andronicus, "Thou hast no more brain than I have in my elbows" (you're thick) from Troilus and Cressida, "I'd beat thee, but I should infect my hands" (you're not worth the effort, mate). At least keep it interesting.

ILoveYourVibes

Candie wrote: »

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Or borrow a Shakespearean turn of phrase: "Villian, I have done mother" (yore ma) from Titus Andronicus,

OH MY GOD i love him!

jaxxx

Who's a simp? Anyone that says/writes or just even has 'simp' in their dictionary.

Hamsterchops

Is simp shirt for simpleton like spa is for spastic?

Not sure either should be allowed nowadays.

I Am Nobody

Hamsterchops wrote: »

Is simp shirt for simpleton like spa is for spastic?

Not sure either should be allowed nowadays.

That is what I thought as well.But after reading over this thread,I wasn't even close.So guess I am the simpleton,but at least I'm not a simp.Silver linings and all of that.

nj27

I Am Nobody wrote: »

That is what I thought as well.But after reading over this thread,I wasn't even close.So guess I am the simpleton,but at least I'm not a simp.Silver linings and all of that.

We must be running out of words, people like redefining them a lot these days.

Schwiiing

I'd consider myself a simp. Have an Onlyfans account, costs about the same as Netflix. I'm an autistic virgin who also suffers from psoriasis which is basically nature putting a sign around my neck saying 'DNA not to be replicated'. I'll never live a 'normal' life, if such a thing exists. No woman has ever displayed any sort of romantic interest in me in my more than 30 years on this planet and I don't see that changing any time soon. When an escort takes a look at you and says 'Nah' it's time to lie down and rot.

Conall Cernach

Gruffalox wrote: »

We were roaring "Ya simp ya, kick the fcuking ball!" In the 1970s. Ya fcuken simp was a term of mild abuse decades ago, long before all this idiotic complicating of life went on.

Quantum Erasure

Timmy Mallet was a simp??

Broadway Joe

shaveAbullock wrote: »

Pulp

Post of the year for me, Pulp all day long!

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Murder The_Pair_Of Yis! wrote: »

Just be confident bro.

I have nothing to add here, just wanted to tell you that your username is brilliant. One of my favourite film scenes of all time.