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Lucinda looking for an unpaid intern.

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 874 ✭✭✭FalconGirl


    Forget the laptop, the most telling statement in this has to be

    "Please note that the position cannot be made permanent, but may be extended in duration".

    Does she have nobody in her own family willing to work for free or did they all tell her where to get off ?? Maybe family are only 'suitably qualified' when there's a nice wage packet attached :rolleyes:

    Basically she is getting a few people to join her for the upcoming election. They probably spend most of their time going door to door or putting up posters.


  • Registered Users Posts: 198 ✭✭mosesgun


    I have a bit of a thing for Lucinda so might stick in an application. Not sure though if it's a fella in his mid forties with feck all interest in politics that she's looking for. I have my own laptop and even and iPad that she could borrow if she was stuck. We'd have a great laugh me and Lucinda. I'd have to give up my job though.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,458 ✭✭✭✭gandalf


    mosesgun wrote: »
    I have a bit of a thing for Lucinda so might stick in an application. Not sure though if it's a fella in his mid forties with feck all interest in politics that she's looking for. I have my own laptop and even and iPad that she could borrow if she was stuck. We'd have a great laugh me and Lucinda. I'd have to give up my job though.

    The plucked eyebrow look turns you on then ?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 19,777 ✭✭✭✭The Corinthian


    Fukuyama wrote: »
    Young, working class graduates don't have three months of living expenses saved up. Particularly when in three months they'll still be looking for paid work and not be entitled to the dole.
    Not too sure why one has to be working class for that. It's not as if someone who's from a more wealthy background is guaranteed to be bankrolled by their parents. Roof over their heads, sure. Meals and washing, no problem. Expenses and spending money, that was my problem. But TBH, that level of parental support not unusual regardless of your background.

    I get the impression that many of those who make such comments about the working class, have never met a member of that particular tribe...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,744 ✭✭✭diomed


    The requirements of that unpaid job are so high I doubt Lucinda would be successful (or any TD).


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,942 ✭✭✭topper75


    To capital, its interest.
    To land, its rent.
    To labour, its wages.
    To enterprise, its profit.

    Breaking those rules does not offer any kind of sustainable future. It betrays a lack of basic understanding of economics.
    If that is what Renua are about, they will be getting no preference on any ballot paper from me as they don't deserve to have their hands anywhere near the steering wheel of this country.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,824 ✭✭✭RoyalMarine


    osarusan wrote: »
    I know, that's what I meant.

    This is the joke people made years ago - a sandwich artist or a sandwich technician, or similar.

    Like a forecourt worker pumping petrol for 8.65. I remember vaguely a job advertised stating that they were looking for a fuel injection technician.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 19,777 ✭✭✭✭The Corinthian


    I remember vaguely a job advertised stating that they were looking for a fuel injection technician.
    Sounds like something Finbarr Saunders would apply for.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,354 ✭✭✭jprboy


    Anyone interested in an internship as a Transparent Materials Maintenance Engineer at my house should PM me.

    I have lots of windows that need cleaning.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 198 ✭✭mosesgun


    gandalf wrote: »
    The plucked eyebrow look turns you on then ?

    Yes. That and her lovely genuine smile and warm persona :)


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,876 ✭✭✭budgemook


    This isn't Jobbridge - it's work experience for a student or whatever. Someone will be lucky to get it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,942 ✭✭✭topper75


    budgemook wrote: »
    This isn't Jobbridge - it's work experience for a student or whatever. Someone will be lucky to get it.

    She is asking somebody to perform work for her and there will be no pay offered.

    Have I missed anything there? Is there some subtlety beyond that?


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,876 ✭✭✭budgemook


    topper75 wrote: »
    She is asking somebody to perform work for her and there will be no pay offered.

    Have I missed anything there? Is there some subtlety beyond that?

    Okay fine, it's slave driving. Never before has this "work experience" been a thing :rolleyes:

    If was studying something with a view to getting into politics I would be jumping at this chance.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,985 ✭✭✭mikeym


    Id do it for a few "favours" :D:D:D

    Im so durty minded ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,452 ✭✭✭✭The_Valeyard


    If I was in FF or FG, etc, id get someone to take that job, then ruin her chances in the next election, leak documents, destroy her from her own office, but thats just my sinister look on politics.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 24,465 ✭✭✭✭darkpagandeath


    Do this lot not oppose stuff like jobbridge :P ?


  • Registered Users Posts: 16,500 ✭✭✭✭DEFTLEFTHAND


    If I was in FF or FG, etc, id get someone to take that job, then ruin her chances in the next election, leak documents, destroy her from her own office, but thats just my sinister look on politics.

    I had the misfortune of being in the same venue as a Young Fine Gael meeting recently, I just thought to myself god help us. All these poor kids were socially inept dorks.


  • Registered Users Posts: 493 ✭✭huey1975


    lawred2 wrote: »
    Yeah I would imagine politics would be right up there as a career choice amongst the scobes

    Paul Murphy , Ruth Coppinger and Aengus O'Snodaigh chose it


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,268 ✭✭✭✭uck51js9zml2yt


    huey1975 wrote: »
    Paul Murphy , Ruth Coppinger and Aengus O'Snodaigh chose it

    Reminds me of Dads Army......we're doomed I tell you....we're doomed :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,458 ✭✭✭✭gandalf


    huey1975 wrote: »
    Paul Murphy , Ruth Coppinger and Aengus O'Snodaigh chose it

    A few always get through the cordons. They'll be rounded up soon for "special treatment" ;)


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  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 92,450 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    JustTheOne wrote: »
    Would they not be getting the 188 a week?

    Isn't it better to be doing something with yourself and gaining experience than sitting at home going insane?
    No. You have to be available to work to claim. If it was a voluntary position with a charity then you might be able to still claim.

    I'd imagine you'd have problems signing on again afterwards as you wouldn't have a P45 so not only would you loose the 3 months, you'd loose another 9 weeks or so. Worse if they consider you self-employed you'd have a snowball's chance of getting the full rate.

    There is also the suspicion of corruption in the future. If the intern gets a job in politics fair enough. But if they get a job in the private sector and they get government contracts then ...


    Anyway they should be paid , we don't want our politicians owing people favours.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,942 ✭✭✭topper75


    budgemook wrote: »
    Okay fine, it's slave driving. Never before has this "work experience" been a thing :rolleyes:

    If was studying something with a view to getting into politics I would be jumping at this chance.

    Oh I'm familiar with work experience. I did two stints of it to get going in my career.
    In both cases of course I was paid. Lowly, but paid.
    So far nobody in this thread has succeeded in answering the obvious question of why she refuses to pay for the work.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,789 ✭✭✭✭Strumms


    budgemook wrote: »
    This isn't Jobbridge - it's work experience for a student or whatever. Someone will be lucky to get it.

    Rubbish , it's not work experience or anything like it. Or an internship. Look at the criteria she says a candidate should possess and also the scope of the role and the tasks expected. It's a job without pay and you have to bring your own laptop. No doubt some fawning eejits salivating at the prospect of sitting down in Leinster House amongst the thrust and rumble of Irish politics will be sending off cvs more then ready and willing to check their sense of self worth and dignity at the door....Lucinda Cretin is no different to the rest of them in there and possibly worse then most. No self respecting person with ideals of leadership and decency would even think about putting their name to this. Just shows you the contempt they have for Irish workers and how indifferent they are to the values of honest decent hard working people.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,874 ✭✭✭rolliepoley


    Its an opportunity to corrupt the innocent.


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators, Politics Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 22,360 CMod ✭✭✭✭Dravokivich


    Lots of keyboard warriors here. Is anyone going to back up their disgust and email her?

    Why? It'll be the intern getting it.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,268 ✭✭✭✭uck51js9zml2yt


    Its an opportunity to corrupt the innocent.

    I wouldn't call Lucinda innocent ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,874 ✭✭✭rolliepoley


    I wouldn't call Lucinda innocent ;)

    Neither would i.


  • Registered Users Posts: 73 ✭✭Smiley92a


    Fukuyama wrote: »
    It's not JobsBridge so unfortunately they wouldn't.

    The premise of "gaining experience" is often touted around when it comes to internships. In most cases outside of the IT/science fields the poor sod ends up being an unpaid admin lackey/slave.

    They had a fair few in my old job. Manning inboxes. Answering phones. Doing the post. All under the guise of gaining experience in the "industry" but in reality they got next to nothing. After the first week they were trained up and had another 5 months of mule work. They weren't even getting their dole as it wasn't JobsBridge so effectively they were losing money hand over fist to be someones slave.

    An unpaid internship might be grand if you have rich parents and still live at home. Many graduates are in shared housing and can't ask mammy and daddy to support them for 6 months while they go stuff envelopes or answer phones.

    I'd love to see a website set up to publicly name and shame every single company that posts up stupid Jobsbridge/internship ads that are so obviously just a free labour scam with zero chance of a job at the end.

    It's ridiculous that qualified people earn less than someone who left school and worked for Dunnes. I don't mean that in a snobby way either. Just in a basic economic sense. No wonder droves of graduates (myself included) would step on a plane the first chance they get.
    Work Must Pay are a group that picket business who use Jobridge. I'm not sure they have a list, though. I think the last one they did was The Porterhouse after it went looking for a free restaurant manager.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 6,309 Mod ✭✭✭✭mzungu


    topper75 wrote: »
    Oh I'm familiar with work experience. I did two stints of it to get going in my career.
    In both cases of course I was paid. Lowly, but paid.
    So far nobody in this thread has succeeded in answering the obvious question of why she refuses to pay for the work.

    Most likely the party can't afford it. What little financial resources they have would be going towards their potential candidates for the GE. It would be a decent middle ground if they offered meal and travel vouchers so the candidate won't loose money by volunteering.


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 92,450 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    mzungu wrote: »
    Most likely the party can't afford it. What little financial resources they have would be going towards their potential candidates for the GE. It would be a decent middle ground if they offered meal and travel vouchers so the candidate won't loose money by volunteering.
    http://www.rte.ie/news/investigations-unit/2015/0120/674364-no-expenses-spared/
    Pay:
    € 65,443.50
    Expenses:
    € 17,120.81


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