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Christmas Tips

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    #62
    kfallon
    Registered Users Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    Save money on presents for children under the age of 3 by simply wrapping empty cardboard boxes in Christmas paper. They usually don't give a shíte about the present inside anyway and spend all their time either sticking their head in or climbing into the box!


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    #63
    5rtytry56
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,828 ✭✭✭5rtytry56


    Plan for that visiting child who simply cannot behave themselves.


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    #64
    Widdershins
    Registered Users Posts: 10,633 ✭✭✭✭Widdershins


    Four Phucs Ache wrote: »
    DO NOT give your dog Xmas pudding.

    My dad does it every fookin year so on St stephens day it sh*ts like a shotgun.

    Raisins are poisonous to dogs. Puddings are usually full of raisins.


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    #65
    ytpe2r5bxkn0c1
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    Temptamperu wrote: »
    Postman comes whether I pay him or not. Should I forget to pay the bin that shíts just left there.

    Not at all. Binman never gets a tip here and he still empties the bins as required.

    Postie gets a tip though, as he goes above and beyond many times during the year.


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    #66
    5rtytry56
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    In visiting your father's/ brother's/ sister's house this Christmas........

    .....don't overstay your welcome.


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    #67
    [Deleted User]
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    For the health and safety of everyone in the house, under no circumstances should anyone be allowed take out the Monopoly board.

    Anyone who attempts to pass salad off as a meal should be taken out the back and shot. It's Christmas, tubs of Roses are meals, entire trifles are meals, half the flesh of a giant turkey between two slabs of bread is a meal, a whole box of those white Fererro Rocher is a meal.

    Salad is a January meal, get away from me with your healthy stuff.


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    #68
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 90,820 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    Candie wrote: »
    For the health and safety of everyone in the house, under no circumstances should anyone be allowed take out the Monopoly board.
    The whole point of Monopoly was to show how just unfair "the landlord game" is.

    It does it's job very well.


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    #69
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Here's some tips you won't be able to do without.

    1. Eat one mince pie instead of two - You fúcking genius!


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