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Mild insults (but which were total burns in the schoolyard)

  • 11-02-2019 3:37pm
    #1
    Gimme A Pound
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,482 ✭✭✭


    Ninny


«1

Comments

  • #2
    robarmstrong
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,598 ✭✭✭robarmstrong


    YOUR MA


  • #3
    antix80
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,419 ✭✭✭antix80


    "Cool" (which stood for "c*nt on one leg")


  • #4
    fryup
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,067 ✭✭✭✭fryup


    queer say what (said fast)

    what? :o


  • #5
    mad muffin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,034 ✭✭✭mad muffin


    Retarded butt monkey…


  • #6
    Gimme A Pound
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,482 ✭✭✭Gimme A Pound


    MILD insults!

    Silly billy.


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  • #7
    Deebles McBeebles
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,865 ✭✭✭Deebles McBeebles


    Yer face!


  • #8
    OneArt
    Registered Users Posts: 1,910 ✭✭✭OneArt


    *points at dog foeces*

    "That's you."


  • #9
    Mr. Incognito
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,798 ✭✭✭Mr. Incognito


    Get off it cus I got off your mother last night.


  • #10
    Gimme A Pound
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,482 ✭✭✭Gimme A Pound


    OneArt wrote: »
    *points at dog foeces*

    "That's you."
    Finally someone gets it.


  • #11
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 26,052 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Hey, Stretch!*


    *aimed at a short person


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  • #12
    Tiguan Joe
    Registered Users Posts: 98 ✭✭Tiguan Joe


    If there was a gay on top of you would you

    Leave him there OR Pull him off


  • #13
    oLoonatic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 373 ✭✭oLoonatic


    You're a frigid


  • #14
    Southdubin6
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 649 ✭✭✭Southdubin6


    Your mas your da.


  • #15
    J. Marston
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,224 ✭✭✭✭J. Marston


    fryup wrote: »
    queer say what (said fast)

    what? :o

    Ifyagaysaywha'


  • #16
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Up your lala
    Swivel on it
    Big swing


  • #17
    _Whimsical_
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,958 ✭✭✭_Whimsical_


    I remember "ninny goat" cutting me deep.


  • #18
    shar01
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 817 ✭✭✭shar01


    I know you are but what am I.

    Takes one to know one and I know you.


  • #19
    Bigbagofcans
    Registered Users Posts: 1,164 ✭✭✭Bigbagofcans


    "Scarleh for yer ma for havin' ya"


  • #20
    eviltimeban
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,109 ✭✭✭eviltimeban


    Does anyone remember "Are you a benny tied to a pole?"


  • #21
    freshpopcorn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,837 ✭✭✭✭freshpopcorn


    Joanie.(This guy mother who was suspected to be a prostitute.)


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  • #22
    Bigbagofcans
    Registered Users Posts: 1,164 ✭✭✭Bigbagofcans


    Four eyes


  • #23
    Mr. Incognito
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,798 ✭✭✭Mr. Incognito


    Sofa King


  • #24
    Stone Gossard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 197 ✭✭Stone Gossard


    "Hey retard"

    "You smell like a fool"

    "What height are ya".."3 foot 6'..."I never knew they piled shíte that high"


  • #25
    silverharp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,685 ✭✭✭✭silverharp


    I remember going up to younger kids to "insult" them by calling them homo sapiens, much to their displeasure....knowledge is power!

    A belief in gender identity involves a level of faith as there is nothing tangible to prove its existence which, as something divorced from the physical body, is similar to the idea of a soul. - Colette Colfer



  • #26
    Woke Hogan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,627 ✭✭✭Woke Hogan


    For a time it was popular to tell someone who was ****e at sport that they should be competing in the Special Olympics. Sometime between the late 90s when Ireland was announced to host it in 2003 and about five years ago. I used to say it to my daughter years ago without offence but my son (he's younger) wouldn't have it


  • #27
    Gimme A Pound
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,482 ✭✭✭Gimme A Pound


    Deebles McBeebles wrote: »
    Yer face!
    Candie wrote: »
    Hey, Stretch!*


    *aimed at a short person
    oLoonatic wrote: »
    You're a frigid
    Southdubin6 wrote: »
    Your mas your da.
    _Whimsical_ wrote: »
    I remember "ninny goat" cutting me deep.
    shar01 wrote: »
    I know you are but what am I.

    Takes one to know one and I know you.
    Bigbagofcans wrote: »
    Four eyes
    Now you're talking.

    Nincompoop.


  • #28
    Gimme A Pound
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,482 ✭✭✭Gimme A Pound


    silverharp wrote: »
    I remember going up to younger kids to "insult" them by calling them homo sapiens, much to their displeasure....knowledge is power!
    Lol :D

    Fatty bum.


  • #29
    Irish Guitarist
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,736 ✭✭✭Irish Guitarist


    You rehab.


  • #30
    Cartroubles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 61 ✭✭Cartroubles


    Irish Guitarist wrote: »
    You rehab.

    Sometimes shortened to 'hab.

    Pissant.


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  • #31
    TheValeyard
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,738 ✭✭✭✭TheValeyard


    Scarlet for your ma for having ya

    All eyes on Kursk. Slava Ukraini.



  • #32
    Gimme A Pound
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,482 ✭✭✭Gimme A Pound


    Sissy


  • #33
    Your Face
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,275 ✭✭✭Your Face


    Farmer


  • #34
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 3,689 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    tuareg (toerag)


  • #35
    Zorya
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,194 ✭✭✭Zorya


    Gobdaw
    Skinnymalinks


  • #36
    Purple Mountain
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,300 ✭✭✭✭Purple Mountain


    Pizza face.

    (acne skin)

    To thine own self be true



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  • #37
    Yer Da sells Avon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,737 ✭✭✭Yer Da sells Avon


    You're a spahole.


  • #38
    randd1
    Registered Users Posts: 1,994 ✭✭✭randd1


    When somebody refuses to touch something of yours like a pencil case, book or coat - "I'm not touching that, I'll catch something off it".

    Response - "yeah, your mothers perfume".

    Always a good one, and usually a winning insult as well.


  • #39
    mikeymouse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 568 ✭✭✭mikeymouse


    Your mum shaves her minge on the bus
    Sunday Sport1 Jul 2018

    FAMILY: Tasha, Findlay & Sean THE mum of a boy who allegedly made a rude minge-shaving comment to his teacher has hit out after the six-year-old was put on the “naughty step” at school. c** t but he’d never use bad f** king language. Never in a million f** king years.

    “Where the f** k would he pick up f** king words like ‘ minge’? That teacher’s got it in for our Findlay, just because his f** king dad’s straight out of nick.”

    The boy’s father, Sean, is recently released from prison where he served 18 months after battering a 90- year- old man who asked him to stop the then- toddler Findlay shouting the word “c** t” in a Wrexham graveyard.

    Last night a spokesman for the school said: “Sorry but we can’t comment as there’s been threats to burn down the school.”


  • #40
    IamtheWalrus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,075 ✭✭✭IamtheWalrus


    I was once asked my a rotund ‘bogger’ if I could cover my teeth with my lips. Having somewhat large front teeth at the time, I was eager to prove him wrong and successfully showed him that I could. He said ‘cock sucker’, and went back to talking to his chums.


  • #41
    gozunda
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,996 ✭✭✭✭gozunda


    Ya scuttery duck ....


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  • #42
    dhaughton99
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,696 ✭✭✭dhaughton99


    “You got no ice cream coz yo momma on da welfare”.


  • #43
    IamtheWalrus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,075 ✭✭✭IamtheWalrus


    You’re as bent as Michael Barrymore. This was years before I found out bent meant homosexual.


  • #44
    sligojoek
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    Have you got a match?

    Ya. Your face and my arse.


  • #45
    Perifect
    Closed Accounts Posts: 751 ✭✭✭Perifect


    Ya whore's handbag.


  • #46
    Signore Fancy Pants
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,687 ✭✭✭Signore Fancy Pants


    Kid 1- "Are you an 'ABC' or a 'BMW'?"

    Kid 2- "Um, why?"

    Kid 1- "Just pick which one you are!".

    Kid 2- "I'm an "ABC".

    Kid 1- "LOL, you're an African Bum Cleaner...LOLOLOL look at the African Bum Cleaner!!!"

    Kid 2- "OK OK, im not an ABC I'm a BMW".

    Kid 1- "LOL, you're a Black Mans Willy...LOLOLOL look at the Black Mans Willy".

    Kids are fcuking idiots.


  • #47
    Alf Veedersane
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,656 ✭✭✭✭Alf Veedersane


    Ya big ham


  • #48
    IamtheWalrus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,075 ✭✭✭IamtheWalrus


    Dale Doback wrote: »
    Kid 1- "Are you an 'ABC' or a 'BMW'?"

    Kid 2- "Um, why?"

    Kid 1- "Just pick which one you are!".

    Kid 2- "I'm an "ABC".

    Kid 1- "LOL, you're an African Bum Cleaner...LOLOLOL look at the African Bum Cleaner!!!"

    Kid 2- "OK OK, im not an ABC I'm a BMW".

    Kid 1- "LOL, you're a Black Mans Willy...LOLOLOL look at the Black Mans Willy".

    Kids are fcuking idiots.

    All valid q’s imo


  • #49
    Muckka
    Registered Users Posts: 498 ✭✭Muckka


    You curr


  • #50
    Lisha
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,695 ✭✭✭Lisha


    ‘You don’t even have a birth cert, just an apology from the condom factory’....

    Still hurts


  • #51
    Giveaway
    Closed Accounts Posts: 382 ✭✭Giveaway


    More camponile than schoolyard but
    ,"you are so thick you belong in BESS(or orts)"


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