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Mild insults (but which were total burns in the schoolyard)

  • 11-02-2019 03:37PM
    #1
    Gimme A Pound
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,482 ✭✭✭


    Ninny


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Comments

  • #2
    robarmstrong
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,597 ✭✭✭robarmstrong


    YOUR MA


  • #3
    antix80
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,417 ✭✭✭antix80


    "Cool" (which stood for "c*nt on one leg")


  • #4
    fryup
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,067 ✭✭✭✭fryup


    queer say what (said fast)

    what? :o


  • #5
    mad muffin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,034 ✭✭✭mad muffin


    Retarded butt monkey…


  • #6
    Gimme A Pound
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,482 ✭✭✭Gimme A Pound


    MILD insults!

    Silly billy.


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  • #7
    Deebles McBeebles
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,969 ✭✭✭Deebles McBeebles


    Yer face!


  • #8
    OneArt
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,910 ✭✭✭OneArt


    *points at dog foeces*

    "That's you."


  • #9
    Mr. Incognito
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,798 ✭✭✭Mr. Incognito


    Get off it cus I got off your mother last night.


  • #10
    Gimme A Pound
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,482 ✭✭✭Gimme A Pound


    OneArt wrote: »
    *points at dog foeces*

    "That's you."
    Finally someone gets it.


  • #11
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 26,219 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Hey, Stretch!*


    *aimed at a short person


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  • #12
    Tiguan Joe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 98 ✭✭Tiguan Joe


    If there was a gay on top of you would you

    Leave him there OR Pull him off


  • #13
    oLoonatic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 373 ✭✭oLoonatic


    You're a frigid


  • #14
    Southdubin6
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 649 ✭✭✭Southdubin6


    Your mas your da.


  • #15
    J. Marston
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,408 ✭✭✭✭J. Marston


    fryup wrote: »
    queer say what (said fast)

    what? :o

    Ifyagaysaywha'


  • #16
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 6,045 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Up your lala
    Swivel on it
    Big swing


  • #17
    _Whimsical_
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,008 ✭✭✭_Whimsical_


    I remember "ninny goat" cutting me deep.


  • #18
    shar01
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 817 ✭✭✭shar01


    I know you are but what am I.

    Takes one to know one and I know you.


  • #19
    Bigbagofcans
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,164 ✭✭✭Bigbagofcans


    "Scarleh for yer ma for havin' ya"


  • #20
    eviltimeban
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,200 ✭✭✭eviltimeban


    Does anyone remember "Are you a benny tied to a pole?"


  • #21
    freshpopcorn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,299 ✭✭✭✭freshpopcorn


    Joanie.(This guy mother who was suspected to be a prostitute.)


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  • #22
    Bigbagofcans
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,164 ✭✭✭Bigbagofcans


    Four eyes


  • #23
    Mr. Incognito
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,798 ✭✭✭Mr. Incognito


    Sofa King


  • #24
    Stone Gossard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 197 ✭✭Stone Gossard


    "Hey retard"

    "You smell like a fool"

    "What height are ya".."3 foot 6'..."I never knew they piled shíte that high"


  • #25
    silverharp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,853 ✭✭✭✭silverharp


    I remember going up to younger kids to "insult" them by calling them homo sapiens, much to their displeasure....knowledge is power!

    A belief in gender identity involves a level of faith as there is nothing tangible to prove its existence which, as something divorced from the physical body, is similar to the idea of a soul. - Colette Colfer



  • #26
    Woke Hogan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,627 ✭✭✭Woke Hogan


    For a time it was popular to tell someone who was ****e at sport that they should be competing in the Special Olympics. Sometime between the late 90s when Ireland was announced to host it in 2003 and about five years ago. I used to say it to my daughter years ago without offence but my son (he's younger) wouldn't have it


  • #27
    Gimme A Pound
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,482 ✭✭✭Gimme A Pound


    Deebles McBeebles wrote: »
    Yer face!
    Candie wrote: »
    Hey, Stretch!*


    *aimed at a short person
    oLoonatic wrote: »
    You're a frigid
    Southdubin6 wrote: »
    Your mas your da.
    _Whimsical_ wrote: »
    I remember "ninny goat" cutting me deep.
    shar01 wrote: »
    I know you are but what am I.

    Takes one to know one and I know you.
    Bigbagofcans wrote: »
    Four eyes
    Now you're talking.

    Nincompoop.


  • #28
    Gimme A Pound
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,482 ✭✭✭Gimme A Pound


    silverharp wrote: »
    I remember going up to younger kids to "insult" them by calling them homo sapiens, much to their displeasure....knowledge is power!
    Lol :D

    Fatty bum.


  • #29
    Irish Guitarist
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,736 ✭✭✭Irish Guitarist


    You rehab.


  • #30
    Cartroubles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 61 ✭✭Cartroubles


    Irish Guitarist wrote: »
    You rehab.

    Sometimes shortened to 'hab.

    Pissant.


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  • #31
    TheValeyard
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,787 ✭✭✭✭TheValeyard


    Scarlet for your ma for having ya

    Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue



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