Mild insults (but which were total burns in the schoolyard)

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Gobdaw
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You're a spahole.

Your mum shaves her minge on the bus
Sunday Sport1 Jul 2018

FAMILY: Tasha, Findlay & Sean THE mum of a boy who allegedly made a rude minge-shaving comment to his teacher has hit out after the six-year-old was put on the “naughty step” at school. c** t but he’d never use bad f** king language. Never in a million f** king years.

“Where the f** k would he pick up f** king words like ‘ minge’? That teacher’s got it in for our Findlay, just because his f** king dad’s straight out of nick.”

The boy’s father, Sean, is recently released from prison where he served 18 months after battering a 90- year- old man who asked him to stop the then- toddler Findlay shouting the word “c** t” in a Wrexham graveyard.

Last night a spokesman for the school said: “Sorry but we can’t comment as there’s been threats to burn down the school.”

You’re as bent as Michael Barrymore. This was years before I found out bent meant homosexual.

Ya whore's handbag.

More camponile than schoolyard but
,"you are so thick you belong in BESS(or orts)"