Create a new motto or tagline for a company. I will start

AMKC · 24-01-2021 8:58pm #1

Red Bull gives you Energy.

I think it's much better than Red Bull gives you wings which us getting old anyway.

So someone else come up with some fir any company you like or do not like.

Archeron · 24-01-2021 9:02pm

"F*ck you, give us your money and f*ck off"

Eir.

24-01-2021 9:13pm

"We dominate the market so take this commission and eat it."

Ticketmaster.

Larbre34 · 24-01-2021 9:19pm

Bus Éireann - Using our inefficient monopoly to give it to you up the tailpipe, 100% of some of the time.

endacl · 24-01-2021 9:21pm

‘No. You’re not fat enough. Get fatter.’

McDonald’s.

Red_Wake · 24-01-2021 9:23pm

"You owe us a lifestyle"

RTE

razorblunt · 24-01-2021 9:26pm

“You’ve not got enough cash for Bose”

Anker.

fryup · 24-01-2021 9:53pm

Durex

vatican approved

24-01-2021 10:26pm

dunnes

Our products are crap,but we treat our workers worse

CFlat · 24-01-2021 10:43pm

McDonald's - "I'm Lovin' sh it"

Cerveza · 24-01-2021 10:44pm

Taxbae you

Enright · 24-01-2021 10:47pm

KFC

Kids Fat Club

Enright · 24-01-2021 10:48pm

DHL

Day and a Half Late

AMKC · 24-01-2021 10:53pm

An Post

There for you whenver we feel like it.

Fastway

We don't care we just drop your package there.

24-01-2021 10:55pm

No other computer manufacturer today gives you a free branded logo sticker with you laptop or tower.

From the maker of the 2013 trashcan

APPLE

thomil · 24-01-2021 10:59pm

Enright wrote: »

DHL

Day and a Half Late

Definitely Hopelessly Lost

Or, for the German speakers in here:

Dauert Halt Länger...

StemCell · 24-01-2021 11:07pm

Guinness

Making old men fart for generations.

Microsoft

Most popular inferior operating system in the world.

ghostfacekilla · 24-01-2021 11:19pm

Don’t even bother

KungPao · 24-01-2021 11:24pm

Canada Goose - Made for scumbags, by scumbags.

The ****ers kill animals to make those awful looking coats.

fryup · 24-01-2021 11:32pm

APPLE

if you want to be trendy buy our products

Your Face · 25-01-2021 12:06am

Germany

'The original cheese-eating surrender monkeys'

For Forks Sake · 25-01-2021 12:17am

Fastway "Couriers"

Your Parcel Delivered (into a ditch three counties away.)

RobAMerc · 25-01-2021 12:32am

"Taking care of ourselves first" - the HSE

"Looking after your kids, by staying at home in bed" - Teachers Unions

"If you can dream it up, we can **** it up" - Fianna Fail

jmlad2020 · 25-01-2021 1:12am

Fine Gael: Because we think we are better than you

Junkyard Tom · 25-01-2021 3:10am

Tea!

Because it's really lovely and makes your belly feel all warm.

Strumms · 25-01-2021 3:26am

HSE - Hellish stuff-ups expected ( I’ll probably be a victim of more tomorrow )

Ryanair - low frills, no frills, no expectations, but we are cheap, so you’ve no right to complain.

DHL - you’ll loose you mind when you see our prices, you’ll loose your shît when we loose your box..

y0ssar1an22 · 25-01-2021 3:44am

IHOP, they'd go mad.

eh, no mate. this is the irish house of pancakes.

StemCell · 25-01-2021 7:40am

Boards.ie

The needs of the few outweigh the needs of the many.

Church on Tuesday · 25-01-2021 1:24pm

Supervalu

Dear food, bored people.

magic_murph · 25-01-2021 2:46pm

Boards - the home of absolute drivel.

25-01-2021 2:50pm

Strumms wrote: »

HSE - Hellish stuff-ups expected ( I’ll probably be a victim of more tomorrow )

Ryanair - low frills, no frills, no expectations, but we are cheap, so you’ve no right to complain.

DHL - you’ll loose you mind when you see our prices, you’ll loose your shît when we loose your box..

Collins English Dictionary

Because loose English may cause you to lose opportunities.

25-01-2021 4:53pm

Our Customer Support line is ready to leave all callers in the Q for an ETERNITY of course then we will cut them off!

razorblunt · 25-01-2021 5:34pm

Cancel your morning plans.

Beamish

RobbingBandit · 25-01-2021 5:37pm

Every little price hike helps

Tesco

Zaph · 25-01-2021 5:38pm

magic_murph wrote: »

Boards - the home of absolute drivel.

And yet you're still here after 13 years...

RobbingBandit · 25-01-2021 5:39pm

KFC

Kentucky Fried Cruelest

storker · 25-01-2021 5:39pm

DPD - Drop Parcel on Doorstep

antodeco · 25-01-2021 5:40pm

Tesco - Just when it gets busy, we'll close tills

Virgin Media - Turn it off and on again, because we know you have tried that

Parcel Motel - Give us your money and your parcels and we will give our staff them as presents

Amazon - Next day delivery once it takes 2 weeks for us to get it passed customs

25-01-2021 5:44pm

Once, you could smoke on planes and trains. Just like a sailor often had a partner in every port. You have to die from something so light up and inhale. No condom needed.

John Player

McGinniesta · 25-01-2021 6:45pm

" Because f*ck you that's why"

AIB

26-01-2021 12:41am

Facebook

We're not your friend, we're a scummy company

Urquell · 26-01-2021 3:32am

We are all going to die.
Some sooner than others.
Much, much sooner.

Buckfast.

storker · 26-01-2021 4:12pm

AIB

We're backing contempt. For you.

McGinniesta · 26-01-2021 5:05pm

" Budweiser - The King of Pish "

McGinniesta · 26-01-2021 5:10pm

" Your video doesn't contain what we allow you to say, therefore we'll ban you and\or demonetise you and pretend it's ok because we're not taxpayer owned "

Youtube.

listermint · 26-01-2021 5:11pm

"I guess you're straight outta look"

Vision Express.

McGinniesta · 26-01-2021 5:13pm

" We might pay our suppliers, in six months, if we feel like it "

Tesco

Potatoeman · 26-01-2021 5:15pm

“Just steal it”

Nike

McGinniesta · 26-01-2021 5:17pm

" Wait, You expect us to justify our salaries? Really? "

RTE "Talent"

McGinniesta · 26-01-2021 5:27pm

" Fianna Fail - We're competent now. Really, we are "

26-01-2021 6:09pm

Get the E flavours infused in the white chocolate, and act like just like the hyperactive cowboy in the ads. Act out with your kids!

Nestlé Milky Bar

Create a new motto or tagline for a company. I will start

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