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Create a new motto or tagline for a company. I will start

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    #32
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Our Customer Support line is ready to leave all callers in the Q for an ETERNITY of course then we will cut them off!


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    #33
    razorblunt
    Registered Users Posts: 17,300 ✭✭✭✭razorblunt


    Cancel your morning plans.

    Beamish


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    #34
    RobbingBandit
    Registered Users Posts: 18,098 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    Every little price hike helps

    Tesco


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    #35
    Zaph
    Registered Users, Subscribers Posts: 47,283 ✭✭✭✭Zaph


    magic_murph wrote: »
    Boards - the home of absolute drivel.

    And yet you're still here after 13 years...


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    #36
    RobbingBandit
    Registered Users Posts: 18,098 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    KFC

    Kentucky Fried Cruelest


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    #37
    storker
    Registered Users Posts: 5,646 ✭✭✭storker


    DPD - Drop Parcel on Doorstep


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    #38
    antodeco
    Registered Users, Subscribers Posts: 13,449 ✭✭✭✭antodeco


    Tesco - Just when it gets busy, we'll close tills

    Virgin Media - Turn it off and on again, because we know you have tried that

    Parcel Motel - Give us your money and your parcels and we will give our staff them as presents

    Amazon - Next day delivery once it takes 2 weeks for us to get it passed customs


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    #39
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Once, you could smoke on planes and trains. Just like a sailor often had a partner in every port. You have to die from something so light up and inhale. No condom needed.

    John Player


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    #40
    McGinniesta
    Registered Users Posts: 4,402 ✭✭✭McGinniesta


    " Because f*ck you that's why"

    AIB


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    #41
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Facebook

    We're not your friend, we're a scummy company


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    #42
    Urquell
    Registered Users Posts: 160 ✭✭Urquell


    We are all going to die.
    Some sooner than others.
    Much, much sooner.

    Buckfast.


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    #43
    storker
    Registered Users Posts: 5,646 ✭✭✭storker


    AIB

    We're backing contempt. For you.


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    #44
    McGinniesta
    Registered Users Posts: 4,402 ✭✭✭McGinniesta


    " Budweiser - The King of Pish "


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    #45
    McGinniesta
    Registered Users Posts: 4,402 ✭✭✭McGinniesta


    " Your video doesn't contain what we allow you to say, therefore we'll ban you and\or demonetise you and pretend it's ok because we're not taxpayer owned "

    Youtube.


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    #46
    listermint
    Registered Users Posts: 33,785 ✭✭✭✭listermint


    "I guess you're straight outta look"


    Vision Express.


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    #47
    McGinniesta
    Registered Users Posts: 4,402 ✭✭✭McGinniesta


    " We might pay our suppliers, in six months, if we feel like it "

    Tesco


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    #48
    Potatoeman
    Registered Users Posts: 4,256 ✭✭✭Potatoeman


    “Just steal it”

    Nike


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    #49
    McGinniesta
    Registered Users Posts: 4,402 ✭✭✭McGinniesta


    " Wait, You expect us to justify our salaries? Really? "

    RTE "Talent"


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    #50
    McGinniesta
    Registered Users Posts: 4,402 ✭✭✭McGinniesta


    " Fianna Fail - We're competent now. Really, we are "


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    #51
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Get the E flavours infused in the white chocolate, and act like just like the hyperactive cowboy in the ads. Act out with your kids!

    Nestlé Milky Bar


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    #52
    saabsaab
    Registered Users Posts: 7,824 ✭✭✭saabsaab


    Hoover - We really suck!


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    #53
    saabsaab
    Registered Users Posts: 7,824 ✭✭✭saabsaab


    Corona Beer 'Pick up a case near you'


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    #54
    AndyBoBandy
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 15,053 Mod ✭✭✭✭AndyBoBandy


    Starbucks - “bring your MacBook & write your novel that no one will ever read here while drinking our overpriced coffee”


    Tesco - “Unexpected Item in the Baggage Tray”


    BMW - “Because f**k all the other drivers”


    Audi - “Because f**k BMW drivers”


    Cork Tourism - “F**k Dublin”


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    #55
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    COSTA - Bring along your Laptop - the more the lid is covered in stickers the better. Type that novel in the knowledge that when printed, it will end up in the wastebin with that Costa paper cup relatively soon after.


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    #56
    McGinniesta
    Registered Users Posts: 4,402 ✭✭✭McGinniesta


    AndyBoBandy wrote: »
    Starbucks - “bring your MacBook & write your novel that no one will ever read here while drinking our overpriced coffee”


    Tesco - “Unexpected Item in the Baggage Tray”


    BMW - “Because f**k all the other drivers”


    Audi - “Because f**k BMW drivers”


    Cork Tourism - “F**k Dublin”

    Dublin Tourism - We have fire, electricity, indoor plumbing and wheels up here.


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    #57
    M.T. Cranium
    Registered Users Posts: 14,374 ✭✭✭✭M.T. Cranium


    The 2020 Summer Olympic Games -- we'll get this done before the 2024 games, with any luck.


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