Create a new motto or tagline for a company. I will start

AMKC

Red Bull gives you Energy.

I think it's much better than Red Bull gives you wings which us getting old anyway.

So someone else come up with some fir any company you like or do not like.

Archeron

"F*ck you, give us your money and f*ck off"

Eir.

"We dominate the market so take this commission and eat it."

Ticketmaster.

Larbre34

Bus Éireann - Using our inefficient monopoly to give it to you up the tailpipe, 100% of some of the time.

endacl

‘No. You’re not fat enough. Get fatter.’

McDonald’s.

Red_Wake

"You owe us a lifestyle"

RTE

razorblunt

“You’ve not got enough cash for Bose”

Anker.

fryup

Durex

vatican approved

dunnes

Our products are crap,but we treat our workers worse

CFlat

McDonald's - "I'm Lovin' sh it"

Cerveza

Taxbae you

Enright

KFC

Kids Fat Club

Enright

DHL

Day and a Half Late

AMKC

An Post

There for you whenver we feel like it.

Fastway

We don't care we just drop your package there.

No other computer manufacturer today gives you a free branded logo sticker with you laptop or tower.

From the maker of the 2013 trashcan

APPLE

StemCell

Guinness

Making old men fart for generations.

Microsoft

Most popular inferior operating system in the world.

ghostfacekilla

Don’t even bother

KungPao

Canada Goose - Made for scumbags, by scumbags.

The ****ers kill animals to make those awful looking coats.

fryup

APPLE

if you want to be trendy buy our products

Your Face

Germany

'The original cheese-eating surrender monkeys'

For Forks Sake

Fastway "Couriers"

Your Parcel Delivered (into a ditch three counties away.)

RobAMerc

"Taking care of ourselves first" - the HSE

"Looking after your kids, by staying at home in bed" - Teachers Unions

"If you can dream it up, we can **** it up" - Fianna Fail

jmlad2020

Fine Gael: Because we think we are better than you

Junkyard Tom

Tea!

Because it's really lovely and makes your belly feel all warm.

Strumms

HSE - Hellish stuff-ups expected ( I’ll probably be a victim of more tomorrow )

Ryanair - low frills, no frills, no expectations, but we are cheap, so you’ve no right to complain.

DHL - you’ll loose you mind when you see our prices, you’ll loose your shît when we loose your box..

y0ssar1an22

IHOP, they'd go mad.

eh, no mate. this is the irish house of pancakes.

StemCell

Boards.ie

The needs of the few outweigh the needs of the many.

Church on Tuesday

Supervalu

Dear food, bored people.

magic_murph

Boards - the home of absolute drivel.

Strumms

Strumms wrote: »

HSE - Hellish stuff-ups expected ( I’ll probably be a victim of more tomorrow )

Ryanair - low frills, no frills, no expectations, but we are cheap, so you’ve no right to complain.

DHL - you’ll loose you mind when you see our prices, you’ll loose your shît when we loose your box..

Collins English Dictionary

Because loose English may cause you to lose opportunities.

Our Customer Support line is ready to leave all callers in the Q for an ETERNITY of course then we will cut them off!