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  • Registered Users Posts: 1,531 ✭✭✭pottokblue


    I think he might have told the french racing authorities that he might have caught a positive test from one of his intimate partners????


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,531 ✭✭✭pottokblue


    If he took it recreational fairenough he's a young lad but I hope he doest take it as performenhancer/confidence booster...


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,559 ✭✭✭abarkie


    The Mig wrote: »
    Oisin Murphy got 3 months ban for the failed drugs test

    Interesting defence and partner / person remains unnamed


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,687 ✭✭✭zimmermania


    Gives a whole new meaning to unsafe sex.


  • Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 2,034 Mod ✭✭✭✭The Mig


    Can’t believe he’s blaming the lickouts


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  • Registered Users Posts: 4,687 ✭✭✭zimmermania


    I might suggest to my fellow syndicate members that we call our filly (goes into training with Ken Condon ) U. E. C,for thats what young Murphy's legal team titled his recent misfortune.

    UNINTENTIONAL,ENVIRONMENTAL CONTAMINATION.

    If they ever tire of the lucrative but sometimes dull legal profession perhaps they could take up creative writing.

    I hope my words are not taken too seriously,its just a TONGUE in cheek comment on the adventures of a young irish Casanova who was a victim of proxy snorting.


  • Registered Users Posts: 15,775 ✭✭✭✭Slattsy


    Plenty of word around my way that Dublin are flying in training and are fancied to put it up to Cavan this weekend.


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,863 ✭✭✭Pogue eile


    Slattsy wrote: »
    Plenty of word around my way that Dublin are flying in training and are fancied to put it up to Cavan this weekend.

    My sources tell me that it won't go ahead, apparently the Cavan bus driver hasn't been paid in two months and is withdrawing his services, they did a county wide appeal and have so far raised 43 cents.


  • Registered Users Posts: 225 ✭✭Morleystreet


    Pogue eile wrote: »
    My sources tell me that it won't go ahead, apparently the Cavan bus driver hasn't been paid in two months and is withdrawing his services, they did a county wide appeal and have so far raised 43 cents.

    He then drove the bus to the top of a hill and was going to drive over the edge. But this time €5k was raised.
    Did they do another county wide appeal ?
    No, it was a whip around from the passengers sitting on the bus.

    (Stole that from ‘only fools n horses’ and probably haven’t done it justice. ).


  • Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 2,034 Mod ✭✭✭✭The Mig


    After timing but I had a score on settle for bay at 6s


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  • Registered Users Posts: 15,775 ✭✭✭✭Slattsy


    The Mig wrote: »
    After timing but I had a score on settle for bay at 6s

    Ban yourself.


  • Registered Users Posts: 602 ✭✭✭famagusta


    Tipp 4/1 to beat mayo, gwan the premier!!


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,329 ✭✭✭naughto


    famagusta wrote: »
    Tipp 4/1 to beat mayo, gwan the premier!!

    Not going to happen


  • Registered Users Posts: 602 ✭✭✭famagusta


    Maybe not, a bit on the high side though, I'll have a few bob on


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,772 ✭✭✭byronbay2


    famagusta wrote: »
    Maybe not, a bit on the high side though, I'll have a few bob on

    I think you may have done your dosh!


  • Registered Users Posts: 17,963 ✭✭✭✭Gavin "shels"


    The Mig wrote: »
    After timing but I had a score on settle for bay at 6s

    Got a solid tip for him back in Meydan at the start of January 2019... still hurting after it!


  • Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 2,034 Mod ✭✭✭✭The Mig


    Gentle reminder that Man United are there to be laughed at. That is all!


  • Registered Users Posts: 15,775 ✭✭✭✭Slattsy


    The Mig wrote: »
    Gentle reminder that Man United are there to be laughed at. That is all!

    A great night for football.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,063 ✭✭✭hawaii501


    See double you entered at tramore at the ripe old age of 17, what a horse!


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Apples Jade just sold to Gordon Elliott for 530k in foal to Walk in The Park

    Unreal money!


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  • Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 2,034 Mod ✭✭✭✭The Mig


    TheTorment wrote: »
    Apples Jade just sold to Gordon Elliott for 530k in foal to Walk in The Park

    Unreal money!

    Noel Moran by all accounts has bought her. Flagship mare for his new NH stud


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    The Mig wrote: »
    Noel Moran by all accounts has bought her. Flagship mare for his new NH stud

    From what Ive heard I believe it's going to be some place


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,702 ✭✭✭tryfix


    https://twitter.com/i/status/1338015150373138434

    This Japanese juvenile fillies G1 is well worth a look. The winner is pure white and very tough. It's a smashing race made all the better by sight of the Unicorn like Sodashi cutting a dash through the field.


  • Registered Users Posts: 15,775 ✭✭✭✭Slattsy


    What a sight.


  • Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 2,034 Mod ✭✭✭✭The Mig


    Happy Xmas to yous all and your families. Enjoy the day tomorrow Roll on Stephens day!


  • Registered Users Posts: 15,775 ✭✭✭✭Slattsy


    And anyone that says Boxing Day will be getting a lifetime ban.

    Have a good one.


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,425 ✭✭✭The White Feather


    Not sure where to post this and hope its ok here. I am not a horse racing person (although my dad was!) but saw this tweet online.

    I think its from a french race. The tweeter alleges Irish racing is dodgy too but I would have no idea about that.

    Just wondering what people think of it!

    https://twitter.com/fatwaz/status/1350794558246944772?s=20


  • Registered Users Posts: 15,775 ✭✭✭✭Slattsy


    Irish racing isn't dodgy. We're just better at handicapping horses.


  • Registered Users Posts: 15,775 ✭✭✭✭Slattsy


    Slattsy wrote: »
    Irish racing isn't dodgy. We're just better at handicapping horses.

    :D

    I see Charlie Byrnes is in big trouble.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 3,172 ✭✭✭NaiveMelodies


    Slattsy wrote: »
    :D

    I see Charlie Byrnes is in big trouble.


    Everyone should read every word of this.

    http://www.ihrb.ie/referrals-appeals/charles-byrnes-trainer-prohibited-substance-referrals-tramore-18th-october-2018

    Very few Irish racing heavies will comment on this - NAP of the meeting.


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