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  • #152
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,825 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Nerin wrote: »
    € ~/o/
    See you in two weeks Nerin. Mods are not immune.


  • #153
    Nerin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,523 ✭✭✭✭Nerin


    cyberwolf77 wrote: »
    See you in two weeks Nerin. Mods are not immune.

    @_@ why would mods be immune?


  • #154
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Oh well. Thanks for adding a little silly to the place while you were here. Hope to see you in two weeks.


  • #155
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,825 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Nerin wrote: »
    @_@ why would mods be immune?
    Yeah, never mind


  • #156
    Jay P
    Registered Users Posts: 4,944 ✭✭✭Jay P


    What happened to the new fangled count to a zillion thread? It just.....disappeared :eek:


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  • #157
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    That's mob rule for you.


  • #158
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Jay P wrote: »
    What happened to the new fangled count to a zillion thread? It just.....disappeared :eek:

    Ha. It was crap anyway. The count to a Gizzzilion Million Billion thread is where it's at.


  • #159
    Jay P
    Registered Users Posts: 4,944 ✭✭✭Jay P


    Pah, n00bs. They fail at postcount whoring.


  • #160
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Until one of the mods or admins gets drunk and moves a large thread to another forum and everyone's post count shoots up by a good 5,000 and they realise they've wasted their lives. That happens sometimes.


  • #161
    caseyann
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,941 ✭✭✭caseyann


    I am trying for site ban can i be accommodated please :)


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  • #162
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Fair enough.


  • #163
    AntoSRFC
    Closed Accounts Posts: 395 ✭✭AntoSRFC


    What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?


  • #164
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Gang rape.


  • #165
    stevedublin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 980 ✭✭✭stevedublin


    One week ban please


  • #166
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Sorry, they start at two weeks.

    Blimey, busy today. Was there an outbreak of Moron?


  • #167
    Jay P
    Registered Users Posts: 4,944 ✭✭✭Jay P


    Argh, less than two days left in here :(

    I'm sad.


  • #168
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,825 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Jay P wrote: »
    Argh, less than two days left in here :(

    I'm sad.
    Quickly do something incredibly funny and amusing to win permanent immunity.


  • #169
    Jay P
    Registered Users Posts: 4,944 ✭✭✭Jay P


    Can I just be made a mod instead? That looks way more fun!


  • #170
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    I love it when people post here and then delete their posts to try and get around their own stupidity.


  • #171
    Paulyh
    Registered Users Posts: 567 ✭✭✭Paulyh


    go on then..........i wanna see what all this banning is about. i have taken the day off work today, and i am seriously wasted and hungover. i have to peel myself off the armchair and go get a chinese, i'm just waiting till it gets dark to go out:D
    anyway........i need entertainment........so ****'IN BAN ME THEN!!!

    (i am normally a very friendly guy, and excuse the language:o)


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  • #172
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    You'd probably have gotten better entertainment by sticking around TCN, instead of being dumb.


  • #173
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,825 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Sarky wrote: »
    I love it when people post here and then delete their posts to try and get around their own stupidity.
    I knew you'd catch that idiot.


  • #174
    Offy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,701 ✭✭✭Offy


    Ive been a member here longer than most (yes longer membership reflects longer dick size!) but I think this is my first post in AH so ban me for saying you are all muppets. God I remember the good old days of Boards when muppets was a compulsory word in all posts, not using it would result is a site wide ban (ok I just made that up but after a few beers it kinda sounds believeable (if your a muppet that is)) so ban away and get a good old hard on you muppets on yer muppet power trip!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1


  • #175
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,825 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Offy wrote: »
    Ive been a member here longer than most (yes longer membership reflects longer dick size!) but I think this is my first post in AH so ban me for saying you are all muppets. God I remember the good old days of Boards when muppets was a compulsory word in all posts, not using it would result is a site wide ban (ok I just made that up but after a few beers it kinda sounds believeable (if your a muppet that is)) so ban away and get a good old hard on you muppets on yer muppet power trip!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
    You realize this isn't AH right? You in TCN fool.


  • #176
    Offy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,701 ✭✭✭Offy


    cyberwolf77 wrote: »
    You realize this isn't AH right? You in TCN fool.
    WTF? who cares just ban me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What the hell is TCN anyway?


  • #177
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,825 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Offy wrote: »
    WTF? who cares just ban me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What the hell is TCN anyway?
    I'm not a mod therefore I can not ban you. TCN is The Cuckoo's Nest


  • #178
    Offy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,701 ✭✭✭Offy


    Cuckoo as in crazy? I fit right in.....ahhhh dont ban me so!


  • #179
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,825 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Don't worry they'll let you back in after two weeks or so.


  • #180
    Offy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,701 ✭✭✭Offy


    9 years and no posts, can I survive two weeks? :rolleyes:


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  • #181
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,825 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Bear in mind I won't be banned for posting here. I has immunity on this thread


  • #182
    Offy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,701 ✭✭✭Offy


    cyberwolf77 wrote: »
    Bear in mind I won't be banned for posting here. I has immunity on this thread
    Wont you?
    cyberwolf77 wrote:
    You realize this isn't AH right? You in TCN fool.
    What about and I quote 'insult the post not the poster'?
    I think we should both be banned!


  • #183
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,825 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Offy wrote: »
    Wont you?

    What about and I quote 'insult the post not the poster'?
    I think we should both be banned!
    I earned immunity for services to the silly.


  • #184
    Offy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,701 ✭✭✭Offy


    cyberwolf77 wrote: »
    I earned immunity for services to the silly.
    Exactly what services do you claim you preformed for me? I dont think I like the direction your taking this conversation! I deny everything!!!!!!!!!!!!


  • #185
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,825 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Offy wrote: »
    Exactly what services do you claim you preformed for me? I dont think I like the direction your taking this conversation! I deny everything!!!!!!!!!!!!
    I did nothing for you. Sarky however was quite amused by Darth Vader and the Stormtroopers dancing to Thriller


  • #186
    Offy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,701 ✭✭✭Offy


    cyberwolf77 wrote: »
    I did nothing for you. Sarky however was quite amused by Darth Vader and the Stormtroopers dancing to Thriller
    oh ya deny it now, like anyone will believe that!


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  • #187
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,825 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Offy wrote: »
    oh ya deny it now, like anyone will believe that!
    I'm gonna go find you a mod, wait right there.


  • #188
    star.chaser
    Closed Accounts Posts: 740 ✭✭✭star.chaser


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEMVwZRJ-UQ


  • #189
    Offy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,701 ✭✭✭Offy


    star.chaser wrote: »
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEMVwZRJ-UQ
    hehe that works on so many levels except if like me you dont have speakers attached to your pc!


  • #190
    Jay P
    Registered Users Posts: 4,944 ✭✭✭Jay P


    Getting mixed up between tCN and AH? That warrants a lifetime ban. At least.


  • #191
    Offy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,701 ✭✭✭Offy


    Jay P wrote: »
    Getting mixed up between tCN and AH? That warrants a lifetime ban. At least.
    At this stage and with this much beer thats perfectly acceptable! Now do I crack open another bottle or just open one with a bottle opener?
    This TCN is great, you can have a laff and nobody get offended, I love it. Perfect 10 ;)


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  • #192
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,825 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Offy wrote: »
    At this stage and with this much beer thats perfectly acceptable! Now do I crack open another bottle or just open one with a bottle opener?
    This TCN is great, you can have a laff and nobody get offended, I love it. Perfect 10 ;)
    Yeah, you should read our charter. That's kinda the underlying principle of the forum


  • #193
    Offy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,701 ✭✭✭Offy


    cyberwolf77 wrote: »
    read our charter.
    I refuse to do so as it might result in me not getting banned, now will someone please ban me of do I have to resort to intelligent insults?


  • #194
    chriz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 55 ✭✭chriz


    If you ban me ill kill a cute fuzzy kitten:P


  • #195
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,825 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Offy wrote: »
    I refuse to do so as it might result in me not getting banned, now will someone please ban me of do I have to resort to intelligent insults?
    Look, none of our mods are on right now. Just wait and I'm sure someone will ban you tomorrow


  • #196
    Offy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,701 ✭✭✭Offy


    cyberwolf77 wrote: »
    Look, none of our mods are on right now. Just wait and I'm sure someone will ban you tomorrow
    ohhh ok so I call back than but if I dont get a ban Im not going to be a happy camper! Do you realise how much effort TCN is taking just to get a ban? Any other forum and Id be condemed to HELL by now!!!!!!!!!!!


  • #197
    Jay P
    Registered Users Posts: 4,944 ✭✭✭Jay P


    chriz wrote: »
    If you ban me ill kill a cute fuzzy kitten:P

    Poor little kitteh


  • #198
    Offy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,701 ✭✭✭Offy


    I just sussed it, right new approach.
    Im taking legal action against TCN hehe the threat of solicitors warrants a ban surly?


  • #199
    Jay P
    Registered Users Posts: 4,944 ✭✭✭Jay P


    No. TCN is above the law. Sorry to burst your bubble.


  • #200
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    I won't ban you for threatening legal action. That's for the admins to do, in a sitewide manner. I will ban you for being dumb. Permanently.


  • #201
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    chriz wrote: »
    If you ban me ill kill a cute fuzzy kitten:P

    Feel free. I'm a dog person.


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