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  • #202
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    f*ck off! I want a boyf!!!!!!!! :( !!!


  • #203
    *Page*
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,811 ✭✭✭*Page*


    i have a friend or two.....


    wheree is your cardboard box located and i'll send them your way....


    or i could lend you my guy for a bit if you want...


  • #204
    joejoem
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭joejoem


    Im single, two weeks and counting.


  • #205
    BEAT
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,945 ✭✭✭BEAT


    page, you do realise that you are going to be banned from the cuckoos nest forever for posting here right?
    you have just made it onto Amps naughty list ;)


  • #206
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    *Page* wrote:
    i have a friend or two.....


    wheree is your cardboard box located and i'll send them your way....


    or i could lend you my guy for a bit if you want...
    down south....

    hey joejoem
    3 months 2 days, we were only together 18 days, for five of which I was out of the country!!!!!


  • #207
    BEAT
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,945 ✭✭✭BEAT


    pfffft...
    try 4 years...beat that you scallywags!


  • #208
    joejoem
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭joejoem


    Le Rack wrote:
    down south....

    hey joejoem
    3 months 2 days, we were only together 18 days, for five of which I was out of the country!!!!!


    Thats the most romantic thing I have ever heard! You must be so horny


  • #209
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    actually both of us are horny bastards (it was fun) but "something was mising" he didn't even give us a chance!


  • #210
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    hold on just copped it and yes at times, have you not read any other post of mine!


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  • #211
    joejoem
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭joejoem


    Hold on I will have a look through and then come back to you with my report.


  • #212
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    that may take some time......


  • #213
    joejoem
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭joejoem


    Yeah I went through a few, most I have seen before. I love how your posts go from 00:08 to 8:00 and then all through the day. Baby you need to work out your fustrations some other way!


  • #214
    amp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,446 ✭✭✭✭amp


    *Page* wrote:
    even though i'm not technically singel can i still stand and stair at all you singel people...

    Well us singel people won't have to log out in order to stair at this thread. Banned for LIFE! Say hi to OLDYELLAR for me.


  • #215
    joejoem
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭joejoem


    I like being single. I like going out with someone too but only when they dont do your head in.


  • #216
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    not really, see I joined toward the end of school so have had a lot of spare time on my hands, the band is on a bit of a break, and I train 2/3 times a week but if you'd car to notice I'm not really on at weekends and never between 1am and at least 9am if not later!


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  • #217
    joejoem
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭joejoem


    Joejoem says relax! Ah yeah Im just taking the piss. I have a mate that would love you, he is mad into his kung fu (shaulin) and a very handsome bugger. Although your possibly a bit young, what age are you?


  • #218
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    nearly 18????
    keep going???


  • #219
    boxer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15 ✭boxer


    Hey im single 2 any room 4 me round here. :cool:

    ___________________-
    boxer


  • #220
    joejoem
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭joejoem


    I miss saying that, NEARLY 18, Nearly 19. Now its I just turned 24... Not that I feel old, I feel prime, Its just that you wait for ages to be older and then you start saying whoa! slow down. I have thirtyphobia. Oh have I gone off topic? What do you want to know? what part of the country are you in?


  • #221
    amp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,446 ✭✭✭✭amp


    Certainly boxer. Welcome to boards. Please drop the text speak though, this isn't a mobile phone.


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  • #222
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    the south. I have 18phobia!!!
    Well honestly just ask him to marry me the fact that you say he's good looking and does Shaulin is enough!
    I'll be back soon I'm off to watch Buffy!


  • #223
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    /me checks arms.

    Nope. Not a single beeatch hanging off them.

    CURSE YOU, FATE!!!

    *Shakey fist*


  • #224
    BEAT
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,945 ✭✭✭BEAT


    I know a simple solution to your probelm there Sarky...but it invloves about $500 and some time off from work :D


  • #225
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    hey sarky I'll hang off your arm!


  • #226
    BEAT
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,945 ✭✭✭BEAT


    back off biatch


  • #227
    funky penguin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    Meow!


  • #228
    amp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,446 ✭✭✭✭amp


    Cat Fight!


  • #229
    BEAT
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,945 ✭✭✭BEAT


    /me retracts claws and purrrrs
    Im a lover not a fighter :p


  • #230
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    No! Both of you FIGHT FOR MY AFFECTIONS!


  • #231
    Chad ghostal
    Registered Users Posts: 3,958 ✭✭✭Chad ghostal


    i have the padling pool, but its gonna take me a minute to get the mud,
    just get undressed for the moment and work yourselves up.. :)


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  • #232
    BEAT
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,945 ✭✭✭BEAT


    Sarky wrote:
    No! Both of you FIGHT FOR MY AFFECTIONS!
    nah it wouldnt be a fair fight...I am a ninja in my other secret life..
    ooops..hold on


  • #233
    DonkeyStyle \o/
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,145 ✭✭✭DonkeyStyle \o/


    amp wrote:
    Well us singel people won't have to log out in order to stair at this thread. Banned for LIFE! Say hi to OLDYELLAR for me.
    Harsh but fair.
    Stupid couples "looking at single people".... pfff WE DON'T WANT YOUR PITTY

    *runs away crying*


  • #234
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    thats alright, bring it on luv!
    I can take ya! Didn't I tell you?
    I'm a butterfly! No One Ever suspects the Butterfly!
    *me starts to strip.....
    Wheres that mud pool!


  • #235
    DonkeyStyle \o/
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,145 ✭✭✭DonkeyStyle \o/


    Le Rack wrote:
    Wheres that mud pool!
    In my pants.
    (I really should wipe more thoroughly.)


  • #236
    BEAT
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,945 ✭✭✭BEAT


    its funny you say that, I have a nice collection of butterflies. They were sealed in glass to preserve thier lifelike quality...
    me sneaks into mud pool with ninja stealthness and sneekiness :p


  • #237
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    You may now fight for my love.


  • #238
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    I got banned but I'm back! To let You know! That! I can Really Shake 'em Down! (sorry I watched Dirty Dancing last night!)

    Thats hit!
    *me rips off t-shirt
    Bring it on BEAT!
    *I dive at you, take you down by the ankles, and sit on top of you while pulling your hair!


  • #239
    BEAT
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,945 ✭✭✭BEAT


    * I reach up and grab your head, pull you forward and you flip over onto your back. I jump up and pin you down...sliding all over you because of the slippy mud ofcourse.
    when you begin to give up I quickly flip you onto your side and hog tie you and I stand up as the Victor...the crowd cheers!

    now where is my Sarky trophy damn it


  • #240
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    I dont think so, I quickly chew and wriggle out of the ropes, sliding at you and taking you down with a double leg take down and then a roundhouse kick to the face, throwing for a moment. You open your eyes to see my fist delivering the final blow and ONE TWO THREE YOUR OUT

    Sarky darling....?


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  • #241
    BEAT
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,945 ✭✭✭BEAT


    ya, thats what you think...I faked the knock out and when you had your back turned i jumped on you taking you down. Your face deep in the mud I held your head down until you raised up your hand signaling you couldnt breath and that you had given up.

    I once again, claim my Sarky Prize :D


  • #242
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    You thought I couldn't take it anymore, but little did you know I'm a master at holding my breath... I lie for a second longer regaining my strentgh.
    Before you know it I'm on top of you, with YOUR face in the mud, I grab your hair and smash your face into the muddy ground just before I deliver a shattering elbow strike to your back collapsing a lung. I rise up and stand on your back to prevent you re-attacking and give Sarky a victorious look as he runs to hug me!


  • #243
    BEAT
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,945 ✭✭✭BEAT


    silly girl,
    sarky isnt for kids!
    Little did you know he wasnt rushing to hug you he was runing to knock you off of me...as you fell backwards with a look of heartbroken shock I jump up and grab ahold of your head. I quickly jerk it breaking your neck.
    You are now dead. There is no recovery and your ghost can not haunt me as I used my secret ninja ways to send your soul to hell with no stops along the way.
    I am, as I said in the beginning the one and only Winner.

    Now go away and leave us to it will ye.


  • #244
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    hey now I was gonna kill you ages ago, about three post back I was gonna break your neck but in an act of humanity I didn't!I think I should therefore win by default, and you be jailed for 25 years for attempted murder!


  • #245
    BEAT
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,945 ✭✭✭BEAT


    hehe, I was going to kill you in my first post...and it wasnt attempted...it was successfull. Dead people are not winners,
    so mosey on off to hell now...I am tried of your taunting spirit.
    :D


  • #246
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    taunty taunty taunty!
    in that case round two!
    Little did you know yoiu merely cracked my neck, giving me a crick not death! In a final act of rage I charge at you, riping your skull from you spine, allowing you to drown in a pool of you own blood! And just to make sure I rip your still beating heart from your body with such venom that you get to see it give one last pump (well you would had I not ripped your skull from your spine...)

    The remains of your body collapse in a muddy bloodened mess, leaving me to love and worship Sarky and his fantabulous beard!


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  • #247
    BEAT
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,945 ✭✭✭BEAT


    sorry but you were dead, your spirit fantasies just wont cut it...
    while you were acting out that little fit hitting air as you swung Sarky and I were off conceiving our own little anti-christ.

    buh-bye now...dont let the gate hit you in the ass on your way in to hell. ;)


  • #248
    BEAT
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,945 ✭✭✭BEAT


    ok now, you were declared dead 5 posts ago...time to move on.
    accept defeat and stop trying to bring urself back to life...
    this isnt a zombie thread :p

    The great and all powerful BEAT has spoken.

    Move along...nothing to see here.


  • #249
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    owe I just burnt my mouth! But its soo good! (pizza) Flame grilled! Thats how they cook down here in hell! spicy too! Enjoy mortality! I've just been made immortal!


  • #250
    joejoem
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭joejoem


    Could the people in this thread not pair off together?


  • #251
    MooShop
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 974 ✭✭✭MooShop


    now there's an idea, do you mean like some sort of speed dating thing til you find someone you like??


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