Single peoples thread (EVERYONE POSTING HERE WILL BE TAUNTED)

Le Rack · 27-06-2005 6:23pm

hunny I'm home! Hey look I'm sorry I went on our hoeny moon with out you... Please forgive me! Hey I was thinkg of wearing some wall paper anyway so the curtains should look great!

Le Rack · 27-06-2005 6:24pm

and when you said we'd pay Sarky in porn did you mean the stuff you buy or "you and me" porn????

Le Rack · 27-06-2005 6:29pm

FP I say we get us a Party Popper, we shove it up amps ass and the sphincter (sp) muscle will create a nice seal around in, preventing it from coming out. Then we pull the string (or let him do it himself thinking its a tampon) and BOOM! Internal combustion! there goes his stomach and him in general!
Ahh the joys of drunken friends!

Sarky · 27-06-2005 6:45pm

I appear to be still extremely single. What's up with that?

BEAT · 27-06-2005 6:56pm

I am sure you have unexplored options awaiting you...if you want I can pull out the tarot cards and tell ya what they say

mine said last night my dreams were about to come true and that I wouldnt come back from a trip abroad...then today i got an email about a job in Galway!!!!!!!!!!

wish me luck

Le Rack · 27-06-2005 7:10pm

must do me tarot haven't done em in a while!
Hey Sarky you can marry me too if you want?!
I was out at the weekend and even though some sort of something happened I think it was just the drink....

Sarky · 27-06-2005 7:24pm

Thanks for the offer, but I've had bad experiences from marriage. I married my hand once, but it went sour and now the bastard has the car, the house, and my babies (that is, the David Bowie collection).

Le Rack · 27-06-2005 7:28pm

yeah that happened me with my left boob! It wont even talk to the right one anymore!

amp · 27-06-2005 10:47pm

tba wrote:

How are you supposed to know if someone is single unless they tell you?

Answer that one Amp!

People can pretend to be single if they like, if however I found out they aren't, (and it can be fairly obvious most of the time) they get banned.

Rozabeez · 27-06-2005 11:22pm

Hey Amp, my husband says hello!

Le Rack · 27-06-2005 11:34pm

oh girl you asking to be banned!

lilmissprincess · 27-06-2005 11:47pm

I'm single, happy, and have loads of fella mates. What more cud a girl want?

Le Rack · 27-06-2005 11:49pm

darling your 14, I have rakes of male friends, probably more than girls and its bloody awful, it just feels good to have a boyf...

amp · 28-06-2005 2:51am

Le Rack wrote:

oh girl you asking to be banned!

Indeed. No banning required as having a made up husband is sad enough.

Le Rack · 28-06-2005 12:31pm

okay its one thing to be desperate, but to invent a husband?!

zаph · 28-06-2005 12:34pm

does anyone here hug their pillow at night in place of the real thing?

NotMe · 28-06-2005 1:50pm

I hug my mattress. I like big women...

Le Rack · 28-06-2005 2:16pm

I cuddle up with my quilt....

Sarky · 28-06-2005 3:20pm

Problems solved!

amp · 28-06-2005 4:04pm

Ah, just when you think the world is wierd enough, somebody in Japan is pushing through the edge of the bizzarre.

/me salutes entire Japanese Nation

sanncoo · 28-06-2005 4:29pm

/runs off to order one!

meditraitor · 28-06-2005 4:31pm

here's to the Beer

BEAT · 28-06-2005 4:36pm

sorry but that is just plain ol' weird...even I wouldnt buy one of those

Sarky · 28-06-2005 4:41pm

And that's why you're still lonely!

BEAT · 28-06-2005 6:21pm

trust me, a stuffed pillow friend with half a body would make me even more lonley...

Jonny Arson · 28-06-2005 7:02pm

Me single..... whhaaaaaaaaaaaa

jezza · 28-06-2005 7:40pm

Sarky wrote:

Thanks for the offer, but I've had bad experiences from marriage. I married my hand once, but it went sour and now the bastard has the car, the house, and my babies (that is, the David Bowie collection).

hey you!
you married me in some thread the shabahdabadu was priestus in!
then you turned into a peacock!
amp ban him*

*dont

NotMe · 28-06-2005 8:51pm

Sarky wrote:

Problems solved!

OMG! That's so sad!

grosser · 28-06-2005 9:45pm

single virgin for sale!comes with instruction manual in multiple languages including womanese,two day warrantty,and own clothes!

now for the low low price of a hug and a kiss!

Rozabeez · 28-06-2005 10:14pm

If I was old enough...I'd have my husband. *cries* You're all so bitter!

Le Rack · 28-06-2005 11:33pm

Zane from MTV2 wrote:

Me single..... whhaaaaaaaaaaaa

we're f*cking single in here dude! although, I'm marrying Ted (chad ghostal) I proposed to Sarky, Old Yellar was my lesbian lover and I have a bit of a thing with MobileInfantory at the moment over in the misquotes thread.....

NotMe · 28-06-2005 11:59pm

wait a sec... Chad Ghostals name is Ted?

Le Rack · 29-06-2005 12:20am

dont think so it was just a piss take thingy there a few posts back...

StupidLikeAFox · 29-06-2005 2:43am

Hey what if amp gets involved, then he cant look at this thread to check whos posting on it, so anyone could post on it, but amp wouldnt see, and if he did hed be breaking his own rules, then he'd have to ban himself, but he couldnt do tha....*explode*

amp · 29-06-2005 2:49am

Non-single people can read this without being banned. They just can't post.

/me watches ColHols head *implode*

Besides, I plan on being single for quite some time yet. Women are more trouble than they're worth.

meditraitor · 29-06-2005 9:35am

meditraitor wrote:

here's to the Beer

Im never drinking again

BEAT · 29-06-2005 1:35pm

amp wrote:

Besides, I plan on being single for quite some time yet. Women are more trouble than they're worth.

As are men

so I plan to be single for sometime too,
I am officially 28 today and still single...so there

funky penguin · 29-06-2005 1:38pm

Happy Birthday!

BEAT · 29-06-2005 1:56pm

*cheesy grin*
Thanks!!

therecklessone · 29-06-2005 2:10pm

amp wrote:

Besides, I plan on being single for quite some time yet. Women are more trouble than they're worth.

You just don't know how to wire them. Or where to stick your plug...

Ooooh, matron!

DonkeyStyle \o/ · 29-06-2005 3:30pm

therecklessone wrote:

I nominate Kenneth Williams as our new leader.

MooShop · 29-06-2005 4:04pm

i hate being single :mad: :mad:

sanncoo · 29-06-2005 5:40pm

amp wrote:

Besides, I plan on being single for quite some time yet. Women are more trouble than they're worth.

As Willy Wonka would say - 'Strike that, reverse it' and you have my sentiments....

I plan on being single for some time. Men are more trouble than they are worth...

/flashback to event that caused me to go blind for 10 seconds and to be single...grrrrrr! :mad:

therecklessone · 29-06-2005 6:27pm

DonkeyStyle \o/ wrote:

I nominate Kenneth Williams as our new leader.

I second and third that.

So does this lovely lady:

jezza · 29-06-2005 7:22pm

amp wrote:

I plan on being single for quite some time yet. Women are more trouble than they're worth.

i bet they are saying the exact same thing!

amp · 30-06-2005 12:25pm

jezza wrote:

i bet they are saying the exact same thing!

Again, I'm amazed how right you are by being wrong. Women probably do say the exact same thing. Especially the non-lesbians.

Le Rack · 30-06-2005 1:29pm

yeha we do say the same thing but also "Men! You can't live with em, you can't live without them!"

amp · 01-07-2005 11:40am

They do say the same thing? The exact same thing? Women say that women are more trouble than their worth?

I rest my cases.

Le Rack · 01-07-2005 1:28pm

Well fine we say Men are more trouble than they're worth in fact I said it the other day! two or three times even!

I want a boyf

*Page* · 01-07-2005 1:29pm

even though i'm not technically singel can i still stand and stair at all you singel people...

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