Single peoples thread (EVERYONE POSTING HERE WILL BE TAUNTED)

OLDYELLAR · 22-06-2005 9:13pm

thats the spirit!!!go get lovin people!!

Le Rack · 22-06-2005 9:14pm

yes yes prod prod!

Le Rack · 22-06-2005 9:15pm

no no no lovin! only f*ckin! then when I'm bored of that. then comes the lovin!

OLDYELLAR · 22-06-2005 9:17pm

Prod her she needs it more than me!

Sarky · 22-06-2005 9:18pm

/me beats Laura with the pointy end of the rake

Sod off, Couply McSexgetter!

OLDYELLAR · 22-06-2005 9:18pm

stop poking me im still tired off the one i got last night

Le Rack · 22-06-2005 9:19pm

I assume your beating Yellar, cuz she is the one who needs it!

Sarky · 22-06-2005 9:20pm

Yes, yes I am.

I am also saving her quotes so I can show how she spams about getting laid on the internet to her boyfriend.

I wonder if he's coming to the beer bash...

"Oh, you're Oldyellar's lad, you know, you must be a f*cking DEMON in the sack, she never shuts up about you..."

OLDYELLAR · 22-06-2005 9:21pm

nooooooooo not the bf card , he`d feel so used if he heard me bragging about the pokings

Le Rack · 22-06-2005 9:21pm

hehehe *evil little giggle* excellent!

Zaph · 22-06-2005 9:22pm

OLDYELLAR wrote:

Prod her she needs it more than me!

That's a different kind of proddin', which could be misconstrued as teh secks. As has already been noted, none of us here is gettin' any and Le Rack and meself doing it would betray the principles upon which this thread was founded. Besides, I think she's waiting for a really good nerd, and I'm only an average nerd...

Sarky · 22-06-2005 9:22pm

Then, when he dumps her from sheer embarrasment, she will be allowed to post here for real...

OLDYELLAR · 22-06-2005 9:23pm

Sarky wrote:

"Oh, you're Oldyellar's lad, you know, you must be a f*cking DEMON in the sack, she never shuts up about you..."

its like you know him already

OLDYELLAR · 22-06-2005 9:23pm

Sarky wrote:

Then, when he dumps her from sheer embarrasment, she will be allowed to post here for real...

he wouldnt dump me

would he?

Sarky · 22-06-2005 9:24pm

There's only one way to find out, isn't there?

/me sorts out the quotes into alphabetical order for printing...

Le Rack · 22-06-2005 9:25pm

ha!
good plan sarky, the ha was directed at yellar

Sarky · 22-06-2005 9:26pm

Bitter? Me?

OLDYELLAR · 22-06-2005 9:27pm

well the i got laid is directed at ye all!!!im a damg cool lady he wouldnt dump me , hes hes hes............................goina dump me aint he.......................................................no laura think of the poking he loves you,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,yea listen up bit*hes he loves me im cool i have lovin on tap up[ here so ha

Le Rack · 22-06-2005 9:28pm

hell no!
I've gotta go I bin sitting here for three hours and my ass hurts! I wouldn't mind if it hurt from secks but its just from sitting on it so HMPH! GOOD BYE!

Sarky · 22-06-2005 9:28pm

Right, if you say so.

Heh...

OLDYELLAR · 22-06-2005 9:29pm

mmmmmmmm pokings

Sarky · 22-06-2005 9:31pm

Look, are you single? No? THEN F*CK OFF!

OLDYELLAR · 22-06-2005 9:32pm

shes gone for a poke

Matthewthebig · 22-06-2005 9:36pm

poking eh?

OLDYELLAR · 22-06-2005 9:37pm

Aparently

DonkeyStyle \o/ · 22-06-2005 9:39pm

Gone for a quick PEEK and then a good hard POKE ... (on a Commodore 64 obviously).

OLDYELLAR · 22-06-2005 9:41pm

obviously

NotMe · 22-06-2005 10:45pm

I feel I must post here.

amp · 23-06-2005 2:09am

OLDYELLAR wrote:

obviously

Get the **** out of this forum!

Chad ghostal · 23-06-2005 2:43am

Hi, my name is ted,
im a 50 year old single male with arms for feet and feet for arms,
my head was grown inside my ass, ( so i literally talk out my ass )
i also have a twin growing on my back, (two for the price of 1

)
but he doesnt talk much,
im roughly 8ft tall,
i like wheelchair races, wheeling through the park, and listening to placebo..

sanncoo · 23-06-2005 9:27am

*Looks around at everyone

Right! So what did I miss!!

Who are we rake poking today?

Le Rack · 23-06-2005 10:08pm

well I think Yellar is gone...
Ted will you marry me???
I like men with abnormalities... I find them endearing...

Rozabeez · 23-06-2005 10:22pm

Hyuck, what'd happen if we rake-poked amp?

Chad ghostal · 23-06-2005 10:31pm

Rozabeez wrote:

Hyuck, what'd happen if we rake-poked amp?

he'd ban us all..

and sit here all on his lonesome talking to his underpants, eye patch and parrot

Of course ill marry you le rack..
i hope my mutated gigantic genitals wont offend you in any way..

Rozabeez · 23-06-2005 10:34pm

Poor amp. lets all pity him and his lonesome ways.

Chad ghostal · 23-06-2005 10:35pm

Rozabeez wrote:

Poor amp. lets all pity him and his lonesome ways By firing him out a cannon!!! YAYAY!!

i agree with your suggestion..

Le Rack · 23-06-2005 10:44pm

Yes lets anhialate amp!
Oh Ted you made me the happiest gal in the world! ANd I'm sure you abnormal genitals will be just charming!

therecklessone · 23-06-2005 10:46pm

Does self love count as a valid relationship?

Cos I'm a Viking at it...

Le Rack · 23-06-2005 11:03pm

to Val Hala!
So Ted darling can we get married on line? we'll get sarky to perform the ceremony!

Chad ghostal · 24-06-2005 12:02am

DeFo ...
we can pay sarky in beer and porn,
i wont be able to wear a normal tux, due to my "excentricities", but i think i have some curtains that'll fit just super

funky penguin · 24-06-2005 1:10am

Rozabeez wrote:

Poor amp. lets all pity him and his lonesome ways.

We could also put a cracker down his pants.

amp · 24-06-2005 1:36am

But I'm not wearing any pants.

funky penguin · 24-06-2005 1:38am

Oh, I see.

Cracker?

amp · 24-06-2005 10:29am

Why thank you.

*boom*

BEAT · 24-06-2005 8:48pm

*Me barges through door*
did someone say free Sarky Porn and beer? *looks around wildly*

btw, I cant believe I didnt hear about this thread till now,
I got wind that yellar was permanently banned from CN! I had to see for myself.
Incidently I have been single longer than most of you have been alive

I figure a few more years and I will be required to join a fcking convent,
whats it take for a gal to get laid these days? geesh :rolleyes:

Zaph · 24-06-2005 9:04pm

LATIN BEAT wrote:

I figure a few more years and I will be required to join a fcking convent, whats it take for a gal to get laid these days?

I reckon a taxi is all you need. My address is....

No, wait! Then we wouldn't be able to post on this thread. Sorry LB, looks like you'll have to wait a bit longer.

tba · 24-06-2005 10:52pm

How are you supposed to know if someone is single unless they tell you?

Answer that one Amp!

tba · 24-06-2005 10:53pm

Or don't..... whatever!

sanncoo · 24-06-2005 11:09pm

We operate a web of lies and deceit here in the nest......

Ooops.....sorry.....a web of truth and honesty and apple pie....

Zaph · 24-06-2005 11:10pm

Mmmmmmmm...............pie.....................

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