Microwave and Time Machine forum

right. we should mess with the admins heads and travel back and forth dispensing threaths / hookers and coke

i forgot that admins huffed kittens
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time travel is too important a topic to be lumped in under a sub category... should have it's in own.

we can then have subforums for instructions on how to build one from watch parts, how to build one from recycled plastics, how to avoid decimating the space time continuum, the best locations to find that wormhole you need to travel, what clothes to wear when traveling to the future, old to future currency exchange rates and so forth...

bump in light of the recent spate of approvings

seriously, i needs somewhere where i can find answers to the issues of maintaining molecular stability when travelling through wormholes on my time machine. i don't want my ears falling off. again...

surely this has to have happened already !

AlmightyCushion wrote: »

By the sounds of it the polarity reversal is out of whack by a few microns. Set the toaster to medium brown and that should sort it.

hmmm... i think the toaster's on it's last legs... I really should have upgraded to the 4 slot ones. But dammit, i wanted those LED lights!

JIZZLORD wrote: »

medium brown isnt always needed, set the toaster to full whack and go forward to where the toast is a perfectly accecptable level of brown.

you can't always rely on that though. the higher the setting on your toaster the more likely it is that the toast will be unevenly done..... this will ultimately upset the stability of your craft, particularly dangerous on exiting the white-hole. then you also have the conundrums of time compression. by the time the toast is done time will be so compressed in the wormhole that the acceptable level of brown will have already happened yesterday. if that happens the effects can be fatal... next year.

remember kids you want to do as little metal processing during the wormhole as possible.

krazy_8s wrote: »

I don't mean to go off on a limb here, but you may need to consider other methods. Possibly a blender orinatated machine? If you could calibrate the size, weight and speed of the blades to match the natural frequency of time you could, for want of a better word "cut" through time. The possibilitys are endless, but the make is all important.

would you need to coat the blades with something like Thiotimoline for that method to work? how much modification would it involve?

kbannon wrote: »

I would recommend against using Panasonic time machines because they are crap and have issues with people ending up like Seth Brundle when things went wrong!

yeah. you're far better off anyway building your own than buying store bought. that way you can calibrate the nanochron containment fields to function at a higher frequency, which generally makes for a smoother ride. it's not that hard anyway, all the tools you need are a screwdriver, a fork and some nail varnish.

handmixers aren't good anyway. they tend to crap out under stress, you're much better off modifying a blender, generally tends to give a higher output.