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  • #202
    Kojak
    Registered Users Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    A: because of alliteration

    Q: What was your most hated subject in school?


  • #203
    Lust4Life
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    A: Phys Ed. Although leroy Schoenauer had really great legs so it was worth going.


    Q: What was that Bank Card number again? PM it to me so I get it right.;)


  • #204
    Jules
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,756 ✭✭✭Jules


    A: 543895615894658

    Q: Do you think we are that stupid L4L?


    nods in agreement.. yes, yes we are!


  • #205
    Kojak
    Registered Users Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    A: She must, and you have proven her point by giving out that code.

    Q: Never mind about if you had to move for work sake but Would you prefer to live in an urban/rural environment?


  • #206
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    A: Urban.I love the city!

    Q: why did the chicken cross the road?


  • #207
    Jules
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,756 ✭✭✭Jules


    A: duh because the square root of 144 is 12!
    thought everyone knew that!

    Q: size matters?


  • #208
    Kojak
    Registered Users Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    A: NO I didn't see that show. (ON channel 4 a few weeks ago)

    Q: Whats the worst joke you ever heard?


  • #209
    takola
    Registered Users Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭takola


    A. A traveller goes to the doctor and says he would like put his ten year old daughter on the pill. Doctor asks him, "is she sexually active?". He replies "No she just lies there like her mother". It's disgusting!!!!! :mad:

    Q. What time do you finish work?


  • #210
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    A: 4.00

    Q: how much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?


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  • #211
    Jules
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,756 ✭✭✭Jules


    A: 8.30pm

    Q: did anyone else as shocked as i am that joke came outta takolas computer!


  • #212
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    A: no, sure she gets turned on by animals puking...

    Q: why?


  • #213
    Doomspell
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,838 ✭✭✭Doomspell


    A. I am, L4L and jules, what are you doing to her:eek:

    Q. Bournville vs. Dairy Milk


  • #214
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    A: Bournville

    Q: what do women and prawns have in common? hehe :D


  • #215
    boneless
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    A) They taste great smothered in garlic butter...

    Q) Who wants to lick me clear of garlic butter?


  • #216
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    A: Jules probably will.... wasn't the right answer though!

    Q: If a fat person falls in the woods do the trees laugh?


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  • #217
    Doomspell
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,838 ✭✭✭Doomspell


    A. Yes


    Q. If a tree falls in the middle of the forest and no one hears it. Does it still make a sound? How do you know?


  • #218
    Scraggs
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,578 ✭✭✭Scraggs


    A. No, trees can't laugh fullstop. Sorry to burst your bubble.


    Q. What colour should I paint my nails?


  • #219
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    Doomspell - A: yes, it shouts timber as it falls.
    Scraggs - A: pink

    Q: are you as bored as I am right now?


  • #220
    Jules
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,756 ✭✭✭Jules


    A: well im replyin to you so i must be!

    Q: any interesting plans for the weekend?


  • #221
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    A: Party tommorrow, should be a good laugh!

    Q: yourself?


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  • #222
    Jules
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,756 ✭✭✭Jules


    A: na drinking and hiney watching!!

    Q: which is more important looks or personality!


    by the way has anyone seen tar today?


  • #223
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    A: Always a tough one to answer...... personality mostly!

    Q: why does my cat insist on licking her bits a foot away from my face?


  • #224
    takola
    Registered Users Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭takola


    A. She likes being watched!

    Q. Why are you watching? :p

    P.S. Nope haven't seen him since last night Jules


  • #225
    Lust4Life
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    A. Because he is Steve.

    Q: Takola, that was an AWESOME Tasteless joke! Got any more?


  • #226
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    A: I dunno, but you would if you could!

    Q: where is everyone gone, posts are slowing down?


  • #227
    Jules
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,756 ✭✭✭Jules


    A: some of us have to wo.... cant bring my self to say it!

    Q: why are we still posting at 8pm on a friday night.. are we all sad!?


  • #228
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    A: no just you jules... only messin!

    Q: knock knock?

    PS: welcome back lusty!


  • #229
    takola
    Registered Users Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭takola


    A. Who's there

    Q. Who's there?

    I'll have to think L


  • #230
    Lust4Life
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Why, Steve, thanks for the welcome!


    A: Who's there?


  • #231
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    A: I dunno, just f*ckin answer it and see yourself! hehe

    Q: Anyone gonna wath the big bro final? I couldn't b arsed


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  • #232
    takola
    Registered Users Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭takola


    A. NOOOOO!!! Yuck Yuck!

    Q. What's everyone up to tonight?


  • #233
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    A: havin a ew beefs watching telly.

    Q: will someone post a pic in KYN - I hate being the last one there!


  • #234
    Lust4Life
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Sorry, baby, no can do! I'd end up pasted into a photo with a bovine or something.

    Q: What's a hot number like you doing home on a Friday night? No money?


  • #235
    Doomspell
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,838 ✭✭✭Doomspell


    Oh I'm not staying in I'm going out:p

    Q. Angles vs. Devils (you know what I mean;))


  • #236
    Jules
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,756 ✭✭✭Jules


    A: ya know what they say

    good girls go to heavan... bad girls go all the way!!

    Q: saints or sinners?


  • #237
    Doomspell
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,838 ✭✭✭Doomspell


    Sinners, saints tend to be snoby:D

    Q. Why Jules80?


  • #238
    Jules
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,756 ✭✭✭Jules


    A: year i was born!

    Q: why doomspell?


  • #239
    Doomspell
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,838 ✭✭✭Doomspell


    A.Because I'm 'spell-cast' to live in doom-Doomspell


    Q. If you could live anywhere, where would it be?


  • #240
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    A: New York

    Q: what the hell am I doing here again?

    I'm going back to my beers, l8r....


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  • #241
    Doomspell
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,838 ✭✭✭Doomspell


    A. You can't stand the thought of Tar being alone with Jules.

    Q. Ok, how did you venture onto Boards?


  • #242
    Jules
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,756 ✭✭✭Jules


    A: my brother!

    Q: same to you?


  • #243
    Chakar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,033 ✭✭✭Chakar


    A: A thread on an issue in UCD students union was on the UCD board and so I joined to participate.

    Q: When are you gonna stop surfing the net?


  • #244
    Jules
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,756 ✭✭✭Jules


    A: Never god damn you!!

    Q: is everyone as bored as me!?


  • #245
    takola
    Registered Users Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭takola


    A. Definitely. But only for another fifteen mins.. Then bed! *yawn*

    Q. How do they get the fig into figrolls?


  • #246
    Jules
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,756 ✭✭✭Jules


    A: i asked that last night and someone told me it was the aliens!

    Q: why you going to bed so early?


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  • #247
    county
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,800 ✭✭✭county


    A.beauty sleep
    Q.jackass or dirty sanchez


  • #248
    Jules
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,756 ✭✭✭Jules


    A: jackass

    Q: if you had to, jo brand or mary harney?


  • #249
    county
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,800 ✭✭✭county


    A.anyone but jo brand
    Q. gay sex or anal sex?


  • #250
    Jules
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,756 ✭✭✭Jules


    A: im confused

    Q: can you ask that question again?


  • #251
    Lust4Life
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    A. Neither for this straight gal.
    Can't ask you the same cuz you'd be on the giving end!

    Q. Most emberressing moment?


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