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  • #32
    WIZE
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,597 ✭✭✭WIZE


    :eek:You **** stabing , matress munching , fudge packing , pillow biting , sausage jockey , alterboy raping , pencil dick


  • #33
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Once your ban for personal abuse is up I'll see about your 2 week ban for posting here. Have a nice day!


  • #34
    Sparky
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,231 ✭✭✭✭Sparky


    hehe I can see you guys enjoying this for quite some time :D


  • #35
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Curse your sexy admin access rights, Sparky! I'll find a way!


  • #36
    smoke.me.a.kipper
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,626 ✭✭✭smoke.me.a.kipper


    Sarky wrote: »
    I'm offering an amnesty for previously banned folk. Drop me or Tar a PM and plead your case, and we might just let you back in to this haven of silleh.

    quite a few people sent me pm's in the last few months asking for 'in' again. i was feeling generous. good to see this thread back again :)


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  • #37
    dara95
    Closed Accounts Posts: 230 ✭✭dara95


    suck my sh1t guys!!!

    im a goin on a boardss holiday!!

    que song were all going on a summer holiday!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJ0CFXSh_iY


  • #38
    smoke.me.a.kipper
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,626 ✭✭✭smoke.me.a.kipper


    enjoy your holiday... banned.


  • #39
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    This month, I'm going to ban people for d10+4 days. How lucky do you feel?


  • #40
    Darlughda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,886 ✭✭✭Darlughda


    Now this looks like my kind of place.

    Can I impose my rules of etiquette and ideas and whatever else around here before I sign the contract for your gang?
    :D:D:D:D:D:D:D


  • #41
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    I'm afraid not. See you in...

    *rolls die*

    ... 10 days.


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  • #42
    Mike...
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 956 ✭✭✭Mike...


    EVERYTHING IS JUST FINE

    :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D


  • #43
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Ooh, you just get a week, you lucky devil. Also, I'm deleting your post for legal reasons.


  • #44
    Prof.Badass
    Registered Users Posts: 2,931 ✭✭✭Prof.Badass


    Hello,
    I was wondering if i could have another ban?


  • #45
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Of course you may!

    *rolls*

    Ooh, a 10. That means you get 2 weeks. Have fun!


  • #46
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,104 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Oh I already banned him, but you probably made it hours longer, muahaha!


  • #47
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    We should never consult on these things ever for comic effect.


  • #48
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,104 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Consulting is for the thoughtful!


    Now wherewas I...who to randomly ban next...


  • #49
    Pal
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,115 ✭✭✭Pal


    me me me


  • #50
    winston82
    Registered Users Posts: 1,051 ✭✭✭winston82


    Hi, in new here and hope to make many friends


  • #51
    christy c
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,197 ✭✭✭christy c


    Please don't ban me:(


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  • #52
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    I <3 multi-quote.
    Pal wrote: »
    me me me

    That's the spirit! You get 12 days!
    winston82 wrote: »
    Hi, in new here and hope to make many friends

    Ooh, you're off to a rocky start. The ten-sided dice tell me to ban you for 10 days.
    christy c wrote: »
    Please don't ban me:(

    I'm sorry christy c, but what kind of moderator would I be if I didn't follow my own rules? You guys are always screaming about double standards. Well it's not going to happen to ME!

    *rolls dice*

    9 days!


  • #53
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,104 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    I'll ban them all agian later, woop


  • #54
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Could you? The mod tools don't actually allow for 12 day bans, so Pal needs another ban soon!


  • #55
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,104 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    /greases loins


    of course!


  • #56
    jumpguy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,962 ✭✭✭jumpguy


    I'm gonna make my ban post interesting, funny, and at the end ask a trivial question, signing off with a witty comment. The perfect ban post criteria has been filled.
    682px-Atlantis_Docked_to_Mir.jpg
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KduBTtiTIGA


    Is Tar.Aldarion pronounced tar (like har with a t) - ald -arr - eee- in or tar (like road tar) Ald-ahhh-ree-in?

    This is my last time going up for the ban, it's a give-give relationship I have with yee mods.


  • #57
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,104 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    It is Tar - al -dar - e - on

    see you soon


  • #58
    Redzer7
    Registered Users Posts: 5,209 ✭✭✭Redzer7


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qw9oX-kZ_9k


  • #59
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    *rolls a 10*

    Banned for 2 weeks. THAT'S what I'm talkin' 'bout!


  • #60
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Pal wrote:
    I'm back :)

    Nice try, Pal, deleting your message like that. But you can't hide that sort of thing from the moderators. Banned for another week. Enjoy!


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  • #61
    Toasty113
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,614 ✭✭✭Toasty113


    FREEDOM!!!!!!!!!
    braveheart.jpg
    and lolcatz
    funny-pictures-angry-cat-curses-you.jpg
    Dr. Tran too!
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FO0kRE5OTZI


    But seriously Sarky, I love you!
    love-heart.jpg
    Tar, not so much...

    Sleep
    Like a pillow
    Down(ward)
    And
    (Where)
    She won't care
    Anyway (where)

    Soft
    As a pillow
    Touch her there
    Where she won't dare
    Somewhere
    Sleep
    Like a (royal)
    (Subject)

    Think
    That you grew
    Stronger there
    Speak
    Your troubles
    She's not scared

    Soft like there's silk
    Everywhere
    Sleep
    (Is a) pillow
    Come

    Where she won't dare
    Anyway (where)
    (Look)
    In the mirror
    She's not there
    Where she won't care
    Somewhere

    Have a nice week everyone! (And behave JG;))


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