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Dumb/Great Facebook Status [No Names] - Part III

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,740 ✭✭✭Foweva Awone


    "Since weve been working so hard and litraly stick by each other true everything!. Our shared problems mine are urs and urs ar mine!! Each others rocks basically baby init!!! Lol

    And since weve been haven problems with ****ty phones!! Witch my fell tday screans grand phones just has a green tone to it haaa and the crack b4 aswell!!,,

    And ur phone wont get into that one (on a mad one!!! Haaaaa) awh no u no I feel bad for that one now bab! Love ya!!

    Any this week we treating our selfs to two new phones!!

    Love ya lots my future hubby when the one day comes and you have to ask me to marry yaaa!!! Lol

    Anyway love u loads just showen my mannn some aprisiation"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,996 ✭✭✭optogirl


    "Since weve been working so hard and litraly stick by each other true everything!. Our shared problems mine are urs and urs ar mine!! Each others rocks basically baby init!!! Lol

    And since weve been haven problems with ****ty phones!! Witch my fell tday screans grand phones just has a green tone to it haaa and the crack b4 aswell!!,,

    And ur phone wont get into that one (on a mad one!!! Haaaaa) awh no u no I feel bad for that one now bab! Love ya!!

    Any this week we treating our selfs to two new phones!!

    Love ya lots my future hubby when the one day comes and you have to ask me to marry yaaa!!! Lol

    Anyway love u loads just showen my mannn some aprisiation"

    Heartwarming


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,647 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    "Since weve been working so hard and litraly stick by each other true everything!. Our shared problems mine are urs and urs ar mine!! Each others rocks basically baby init!!! Lol

    And since weve been haven problems with ****ty phones!! Witch my fell tday screans grand phones just has a green tone to it haaa and the crack b4 aswell!!,,

    And ur phone wont get into that one (on a mad one!!! Haaaaa) awh no u no I feel bad for that one now bab! Love ya!!

    Any this week we treating our selfs to two new phones!!

    Love ya lots my future hubby when the one day comes and you have to ask me to marry yaaa!!! Lol

    Anyway love u loads just showen my mannn some aprisiation"

    Jesus.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,721 ✭✭✭✭AndyBoBandy


    The irony that it actually takes (me) longer to read text speak, which is a sort of short form writing...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,647 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    The irony that it actually takes (me) longer to read text speak, which is a sort of short form writing...

    There's hardly any txtspk in that though.

    Just really bad spelling.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 244 ✭✭Thepillowman


    My head hurts.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,838 ✭✭✭knucklehead6


    God help whatever kids come from that soon to be single mother


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,852 ✭✭✭chooseusername


    El Weirdo wrote: »
    There's hardly any txtspk in that though.

    Just really bad spelling.
    Sometime in the future all spelling will be fonetic, init


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,809 ✭✭✭Hector Savage


    Occasionally I pop in here to depress myself, my god !!!!
    Some of these people work in admin too ... I mean WTAF ...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,740 ✭✭✭Foweva Awone


    Occasionally I pop in here to depress myself, my god !!!!
    Some of these people work in admin too ... I mean WTAF ...

    Tbh I doubt most of them work at all.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,740 ✭✭✭Foweva Awone


    Why do people put this crap on Facebook! :D

    "Look at Our Princess Shane, she Had a good weekend wit my family bless her... See Yu in a Bit Shane we go Mc Donnalds nd watch few Movies n D Match and haters we goin make a go of it i know i ****ed up when i left u for ur 2nd cousin but u shagged my best friend & worst enemy and we were 2gethr 7 years i defo broke a mirror but ****it me n ur cousin only lasted 4 years and i dont care if im giving ppl d full of der mouths whats meant t be will be"

    God love her though, she's got quite a few tattoos with the other fellas name on her, that's gotta be awkward!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,984 ✭✭✭Princess Calla


    Are the best friend and worst enemy the same person or two different girls?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,408 ✭✭✭corner of hells


    Are the best friend and worst enemy the same person or two different girls?

    And is Shane a princess?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,740 ✭✭✭Foweva Awone


    Are the best friend and worst enemy the same person or two different girls?

    I *think * the same girl, not 100%


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,181 ✭✭✭Lady Haywire


    :eek:
    She didn't just air her dirty laundry....she emptied the fecking laundromat!
    Why, just why do people feel we need (or want) to know about the drama in their love life.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,740 ✭✭✭Foweva Awone


    :eek:
    She didn't just air her dirty laundry....she emptied the fecking laundromat!
    Why, just why do people feel we need (or want) to know about the drama in their love life.

    I reckon she must be trying to make some other girl jealous or something, can't think why else ... But sure who knows really!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,984 ✭✭✭Princess Calla


    I reckon she must be trying to make some other girl jealous or something, can't think why else ... But sure who knows really!!

    Oh it's always about one upmanship with another girl.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,514 ✭✭✭valoren


    "Aprisiation"

    Gold! :)

    Thought it was aspiration and then realised...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,342 ✭✭✭seagull


    I somehow doubt the person typing that has ever even heard the word aspiration, and would never even consider using it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,740 ✭✭✭Foweva Awone


    Same girl again...

    "Love my Dad Forever && My child Loves Him more than her own father Shane, a pure deadbeat u are shane but least ur copping on now and we will have a bright future me u and our princess... my dad and brother hate u but ur doing the best me and my child love u too shane xoxo


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,669 ✭✭✭✭fritzelly


    Guess who wears the trousers?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,852 ✭✭✭chooseusername


    fritzelly wrote: »
    Guess who wears the trousers?

    OXO mum?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,748 ✭✭✭It wasnt me123


    Some people shouldn’t procreate - I fear for the next generation


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    aNgEmQG_460swp.webp


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,821 ✭✭✭fussyonion


    'The youngone me fella got giggy wit last week i no ho you are and see if u come near me in the shop il brake ur neck wit a sweeping brush ya smelly geeyed goggly eyed trollip im sick n tried of youngones going after (name) and me preg wit bayb anal'


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,748 ✭✭✭It wasnt me123


    Fussyonion you mix in such literary circles


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,647 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    fussyonion wrote: »
    ... and me preg wit bayb anal'

    How does that work?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,513 ✭✭✭✭ohnonotgmail


    fussyonion wrote: »
    'The youngone me fella got giggy wit last week i no ho you are and see if u come near me in the shop il brake ur neck wit a sweeping brush ya smelly geeyed goggly eyed trollip im sick n tried of youngones going after (name) and me preg wit bayb anal'

    :eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 71,799 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    fussyonion wrote: »
    'The youngone me fella got giggy wit last week i no ho you are and see if u come near me in the shop il brake ur neck wit a sweeping brush ya smelly geeyed goggly eyed trollip im sick n tried of youngones going after (name) and me preg wit bayb anal'
    El Weirdo wrote: »
    How does that work?


    Does it involve the sweeping brush?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,836 ✭✭✭tea and coffee


    Hang on. Her partner,, the father of her unborn child, had sex with someone else and she's pissed off at the woman?!


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