I don't know where we're going, but I know where I am (part 8)

Fathom · 06-09-2019 9:51pm

Poolside umbrella

Leg End Reject · 06-09-2019 9:53pm

Mam of 4 wrote: »

Very true words indeed Leggy .

In for the night now , no more running and racing in and out , shoes off , bliss !

Spot the battle hardened eh? :pac:

Relaxing now myself with a wine, and no alarm in the morning so I'll probably wake at 6!

Any sign of Seph after his first week?

Pretzill · 06-09-2019 10:05pm

Having a glass of red watching QI - busy day and got lots of work finished - making the wine that bit more satisfying.

Mam of 4 · 06-09-2019 10:06pm

Leg End Reject wrote: »

Spot the battle hardened eh? :pac:

Relaxing now myself with a wine, and no alarm in the morning so I'll probably wake at 6!

Any sign of Seph after his first week?

Lol true again , you're on a roll tonight

Think Seph popped in earlier I think ?
Maybe it was a different thread , I dunno , I'm rambling again

Duvet must have found a nice outfit , she's not here tonight

Leg End Reject · 06-09-2019 10:10pm

Tis very quiet alright, I did see Seph earlier, maybe he and Duvet have eloped. I had the hat bought and everything.

NewRed2 · 06-09-2019 10:12pm

Leg End Reject wrote: »

Relaxing now myself with a wine, and no alarm in the morning so I'll probably wake at 6!

Ha yeah snap. You get up for work at 6 bells yeah? It's a killer at weekends isn't it? Up at 6am weekdays myself too and no matter what I try I still wake same time saturdays and sundays.
Pesky body alarm clock.
Impossible to shut it off.
I was out cleaning the gutters at 6.30am last saturday just to give me something to do.
I've tried all sorts.... Weighted blankets, reading, staying sober, etc

Autosport · 06-09-2019 10:12pm

Evening all

I’m having my Tubridy fix

Hope everyone is having a great evening

Leg End Reject · 06-09-2019 10:24pm

NewRed2 wrote: »

Ha yeah snap. You get up for work at 6 bells yeah? It's a killer at weekends isn't it? Up at 6am weekdays myself too and no matter what I try I still wake same time saturdays and sundays.
Pesky body alarm clock.
Impossible to shut it off.
I was out cleaning the gutters at 6.30am last saturday just to give me something to do.
I've tried all sorts.... Weighted blankets, reading, staying sober, etc

Ah no, I'm up at 7, lucky me! I drag myself out of bed during the week though, then wake up earlier when I can sleep at the weekends.

I'm convinced my body clock is trolling me.

Mam of 4 · 06-09-2019 10:33pm

Leg End Reject wrote: »

Ah no, I'm up at 7, lucky me! I drag myself out of bed during the week though, then wake up earlier when I can sleep at the weekends.

I'm convinced my body clock is trolling me.

I was in the kitchen at five this morning eating toast as I was wide awake

NewRed2 · 06-09-2019 10:36pm

Leg End Reject wrote: »

Ah no, I'm up at 7, lucky me! I drag myself out of bed during the week though, then wake up earlier when I can sleep at the weekends.

I'm convinced my body clock is trolling me.

I hear ya. Lot to be said for being young, when you could wake up at 12pm on a saturday and roll over for another nap.

Probably showing my age here but as a teenager I used to love saturday mornings, get up just in time for Football Focus on the BBC which I think was around 12pm ish and Saturday began then with a brekkie that was handed to me.
Ahhh the memories

Oh and Grandstand........... The Grandstand music was boss!

Leg End Reject · 06-09-2019 10:38pm

Mam of 4 wrote: »

I was in the kitchen at five this morning eating toast as I was wide awake

Ah man, there's nothing worse than lost sleep time.

It has to be the worst form of cruelty, I always feel so hard done by. When you have to get up then you could sleep half the day.

Sephiroth_dude · 06-09-2019 10:43pm

Leg End Reject wrote: »

Tis very quiet alright, I did see Seph earlier, maybe he and Duvet have eloped. I had the hat bought and everything.

I haven't eloped anywhere yet anyway 😀😝

Autosport · 06-09-2019 10:48pm

Sephiroth_dude wrote: »

I haven't eloped anywhere yet anyway 😀😝

Yet Seph Yet

Leg End Reject · 06-09-2019 10:53pm

Sephiroth_dude wrote: »

I haven't eloped anywhere yet anyway ðŸ˜€ðŸ˜

Are you tired after your first week? Will we get Auto to keep an extra eye on you?

Funny week here, broken bones, broken relationships and broken sleep.

It's no wonder I'm driven to drink ...

Sephiroth_dude · 06-09-2019 11:04pm

Leg End Reject wrote: »

Are you tired after your first week? Will we get Auto to keep an extra eye on you?

Funny week here, broken bones, broken relationships and broken sleep.

It's no wonder I'm driven to drink ...

I'm exhausted, Why don't you keep an eye on me instead , auto is ERM...busy watching her favourite man....tedo 😝

Mam of 4 · 06-09-2019 11:05pm

Leg End Reject wrote: »

Ah man, there's nothing worse than lost sleep time.

It has to be the worst form of cruelty, I always feel so hard done by. When you have to get up then you could sleep half the day.

It's crazy isn't it?
I never catch up on sleep , can't sleep on , and by evening you just feel shattered , and then it's rinse and repeat again , lol , joys of life eh

NewRed2 · 06-09-2019 11:13pm

Mam of 4 wrote: »

It's crazy isn't it?
I never catch up on sleep , can't sleep on , and by evening you just feel shattered , and then it's rinse and repeat again , lol , joys of life eh

Reading actually does help, to be honest. I know I joked bout it earlier but I found it helped.

Also.... they say TV and laptop detracts from your sleep, but you go to youtube and key in "Boris Johnson Brexit debates" and pick any of the vids at the top of the list and I swear you'll be unconscious within the hour.
Trust me. They'll be selling Boris vids as sleep aids within the year.

If you wake up after 8 hours kip shouting that the Nays have it, then its a small price to pay.

Leg End Reject · 06-09-2019 11:17pm

NewRed2 wrote: »

If you wake up after 8 hours kip shouting that the Nays have it, then its a small price to pay.

That made me laugh imagining it. :pac:

I will warn you that I'm lashing into the wine, just in case you decide to start a career as a stand up comedian.

NewRed2 · 06-09-2019 11:34pm

Leg End Reject wrote: »

That made me laugh imagining it. :pac:

I will warn you that I'm lashing into the wine, just in case you decide to start a career as a stand up comedian.

:pac: ha, yeah don't worry I wouldn't be calling any agents anyway.

Although, I still piss myself laughing at my own story from a fortnight ago.
Yer on the vino and in the mood for a giggle so I'll re-post this coz I honestly broke my arse laughing at the time and ya might not have read it (apologies if ya did) but its a true story
Here goes:

Brilliant laugh today, my uncle who has a very kind heart but he wouldn't be a genius, so anyway he has adopted this old dog, wonderful thing to do. Fair play.
Anyway he rings for advice coz I have same breed of dog. And he says she seems awful lethargic. Should I bring her to the vet? So I says well shes probably 10-15 years old so shes probably just quiet due to old age. I said would ya maybe ask the vet about how old she is and then you'll know if its normal.
So he says grand.
About 10 minutes later he rings back and he says "nah that didnt work". So I said "what didn't?" And he replies "the vet said he can't tell her age without me bringing her in to see him"

Leg End Reject · 06-09-2019 11:41pm

NewRed2 wrote: »

:pac: ha, yeah don't worry I wouldn't be calling any agents anyway.

Although, I still piss myself laughing at my own story from a fortnight ago.
Yer on the vino and in the mood for a giggle so I'll re-post this coz I honestly broke my arse laughing at the time and ya might not have read it (apologies if ya did) but its a true story
Here goes:

Brilliant laugh today, my uncle who has a very kind heart but he wouldn't be a genius, so anyway he has adopted this old dog, wonderful thing to do. Fair play.
Anyway he rings for advice coz I have same breed of dog. And he says she seems awful lethargic. Should I bring her to the vet? So I says well shes probably 10-15 years old so shes probably just quiet due to old age. I said would ya maybe ask the vet about how old she is and then you'll know if its normal.
So he says grand.
About 10 minutes later he rings back and he says "nah that didnt work". So I said "what didn't?" And he replies "the vet said he can't tell her age without me bringing her in to see him"

:pac:

You could be the next Michael McIntyre. Witty, wry, and ever so slightly exaggerated, observations of mundane events.

I'll have myself set up as an agent before I succumb to sweet, alcohol induced slumber. I really should drink more often, I think it suits me.

NewRed2 · 06-09-2019 11:45pm

Leg End Reject wrote: »

:pac:

You could be the next Michael McIntyre. Witty, wry, and ever so slightly exaggerated, observations of mundane events.

I'll have myself set up as an agent before I succumb to sweet, alcohol induced slumber. I really should drink more often, I think it suits me.

We could be the dream team!!!!!!!

Horse another bottle into ya there and we'll start negotiations! :pac:

Leg End Reject · 06-09-2019 11:49pm

NewRed2 wrote: »

We could be the dream team!!!!!!!

Horse another bottle into ya there and we'll start negotiations! :pac:

I want 60% of all profits plus expenses, another bottle or not. The losses are all yours.

I'll lawyer up after I see your first routine. :pac:

Pretzill · 06-09-2019 11:49pm

NewRed2 wrote: »

:pac: ha, yeah don't worry I wouldn't be calling any agents anyway.

Here goes:

Brilliant laugh today, my uncle who has a very kind heart but he wouldn't be a genius, so anyway he has adopted this old dog, wonderful thing to do. Fair play.
Anyway he rings for advice coz I have same breed of dog. And he says she seems awful lethargic. Should I bring her to the vet? So I says well shes probably 10-15 years old so shes probably just quiet due to old age. I said would ya maybe ask the vet about how old she is and then you'll know if its normal.
So he says grand.
About 10 minutes later he rings back and he says "nah that didnt work". So I said "what didn't?" And he replies "the vet said he can't tell her age without me bringing her in to see him"

Brilliant - I thought the punchline was going to be the Vets age

Bedside now I'm loving sleep lately and I'm normally a bit of an insomniac with my best sleep the hour before the alarm - that semi conscious state of loveliness - night all

NewRed2 · 07-09-2019 12:08am

Leg End Reject wrote: »

I want 60% of all profits plus expenses, another bottle or not. The losses are all yours.

I'll lawyer up after I see your first routine. :pac:

I'll take that deal !!

What was the initial down payment again? I missed that bit!

NewRed2 · 07-09-2019 12:09am

My agent is called Reject! This can't go wrong!

Ifevera wiztherewas · 07-09-2019 12:16am

About to drift off into deep space. Goodnight all

Leg End Reject · 07-09-2019 12:18am

NewRed2 wrote: »

My agent is called Reject! This can't go wrong!

And I've a glass leg, there's a routine in that!

No down payment needed, you are responsible for all expenses and losses, I take 60% of any profits. I dont work weekends and work at my own pace.

We should probably keep the day jobs ...

Kitty6277 · 07-09-2019 1:02am

Homeside once again, albeit an hour and a half late. On the couch with tea and a scone, but I think I’ll head to bed after this

Leg End Reject · 07-09-2019 1:30am

Couchside posting waffle, I should really go bedside ...

Sharp MZ700 · 07-09-2019 1:35am

Sitting here with a whiskey, house all asleep apart from myself. Figuring out the gaps of banisters on a stairs I'm building, I've an intermediary Newell post and I don't like the end gaps.
Apart from that, raging drunk.

NewRed2 · 07-09-2019 1:35am

Leg End Reject wrote: »

Couchside posting waffle, I should really go bedside ...

Jaysus, that bottle of wine must be massive!!!!!!!!!!! :pac:

NewRed2 · 07-09-2019 1:38am

Sharp MZ700 wrote: »

Sitting here with a whiskey, house all asleep apart from myself. Figuring out the gaps of banisters on a stairs I'm building, I've an intermediary Newell post and I don't like the end gaps.
Apart from that, raging drunk.

Yer building a stairs while drunk?

God I love you guys :pac:

Leg End Reject · 07-09-2019 1:39am

NewRed2 wrote: »

Jaysus, that bottle of wine must be massive!!!!!!!!!!! :pac:

Not as massive as the inevitable hangover, I've had a hectic week and I'm now over tired. I'm also confused about the stairs and newel posts post above yours. I should really have drank more, because I haven't drank much. If I wasn't tired I'd be the voice of reason.

Conclusion: I should drink more. :cool:

sdanseo · 07-09-2019 1:40am

Gnawing away on a few beers at home, not something I do too often.

Have a team of 3 in work, one on leave and the other at a funeral today meant I was there for 13 hours and woe betide anyone who rang me in the last 4 hours of it. I will have a round of apologies to make on Monday.

So feck, I deserve the booze.

I'm genuinely suprised at how well put together some of my posts in the last couple of hours have been.
Well, from behind the beer goggles at least.

Leg End Reject · 07-09-2019 1:42am

sdanseo wrote: »

Gnawing away on a few beers at home, not something I do too often.

I'm genuinely suprised at how well put together some of my posts in the last couple of hours have been.
Well, from behind the beer goggles at least.

Me too, we can cringe together tomorrow. :pac:

NewRed2 · 07-09-2019 1:58am

Leg End Reject wrote: »

Me too, we can cringe together tomorrow. :pac:

Nah don't do that. I used to cripple myself with that nonsense.
Just so long as you don't abuse anyone, forget it.
Yer doing no harm.
Nature will punish you enough when the headache and lethargy arrive.
Around 9am ish... but you did nothing wrong.
A quick gander at the toilet bowl now to make friends and the rest will take care of itself in the morning :pac:

Leg End Reject · 07-09-2019 1:58am

NewRed2 wrote: »

Yer building a stairs while drunk?

God I love you guys :pac:

Well you'd hardly do it sober. :pac:

NewRed2 · 07-09-2019 1:59am

Leg End Reject wrote: »

Well you'd hardly do it sober. :pac:

PMSL, true!

Sharp MZ700 · 07-09-2019 2:07am

Leg End Reject wrote: »

Well you'd hardly do it sober. :pac:

I love it. Sober too.
Don't get me wrong, I'd be saying the same as yerselves...
Going 240, rise 200, 2180 length stringer, blablabadeebaa.

Great sense of achievement.

sdanseo · 07-09-2019 2:11am

Just don't fall down the stairs. Did that once. Thankfully not due to drink.
Don't recommend.

Leg End Reject · 07-09-2019 2:47am

Sharp MZ700 wrote: »

I love it. Sober too.
Don't get me wrong, I'd be saying the same as yerselves...
Going 240, rise 200, 2180 length stringer, blablabadeebaa.

Great sense of achievement.

I've looked at your figures there Sharp, and well

, yes I concur.

4Ad · 07-09-2019 5:23am

Gremlinertia wrote: »

4Ad wrote: »

Sitting on the couch looking at athletics with my new 'friend'...a cast on my newly aquired broken hand, a complete nuisance...

Aww crap are you ok?. Hope it's not the wiping hand

No thank God !!
The drinking hand in perfect working order !

smurfjed · 07-09-2019 6:21am

Nespresso time with the mutt on the balcony, considering that he is staying out here, I think that it’s fair to say that it’s autumn.

Ifevera wiztherewas · 07-09-2019 8:58am

Looking at my pride and joy sitting contented on her Peppa pig chair watching Biggleton. Nice day ahead planned.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 07-09-2019 9:06am

Got up early to get my face in order. Bright red lipstick, brows on fleek.
Good mood Saturday!!!

https://ibb.co/XzBLZpY

It’s very red

CrowdedHouse · 07-09-2019 9:27am

....Yes it's true I'm so happy to be stuck with you, 'cause I can see that you're happy to be stuck with me...

Morning all,

It's a grey but fairly bright one 12C

Temp couchsude with coffee, I'm thinking scrambled eggs soon.

Match last night, great crowd, great atmosphere and a defeat in the last minute of injury time..:(

Sephiroth_dude · 07-09-2019 9:57am

Deskside with coffee, think I'll get a hair cut today.

Witchie · 07-09-2019 10:23am

Sitting in the little cafe in my local supermarket having a licous lemon tea and a mini cinnamon swirl. Discovered during the week, almost a year after moving to this area that they do the bestest lemon tea here. It's got those tiny little limes floating about. Probably should call it lime tea but lemons and limes are interchangeable here in Asia.

Just got me bits waxed and need to get some groceries before I head home to pay the cleaner. Saturday bliss...or procrastinating.

Need to start the hideous task of packing up my personal belongings to move out. Lease is up on 16th next month but I go to Ireland on the 2nd so need to start deciding what comes with me, what gets chucked and what gets stored at my mate's.

Also trying to decide do I break up with himself now or wait til am gone. I don't want to be in a long distance relationship and I will be gone from Malaysia a year.

Trigger Happy · 07-09-2019 10:36am

Poolside.
Not a pool outside a fancy hotel on an exotic island sadly.

smurfjed · 07-09-2019 10:49am

Also trying to decide do I break up with himself now or wait til am gone.

That's a cruel way of doing it, you are a better person than that.

I don't know where we're going, but I know where I am (part 8)

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