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Are you ,,, A "practice girl"?

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    #122
    portomar
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    the approach system was down for a while last month, they almost had to operate it from shannon...


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    #123
    adsgirl
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    portomar wrote: »
    the approach system was down for a while last month, they almost had to operate it from shannon...

    Lucky girl! Well almost!


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    #124
    Captain Ginger
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    I had one when I was younger but she was so repulsive I had to just leave it.


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    #125
    Steve_o
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    adsgirl wrote: »
    Jesus wept, is there an approach system now?

    Oh yeah, its all the new rage!


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    #126
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,943 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    Captain Ginger wrote: »
    I had one when I was younger but she was so repulsive I had to just leave it.

    Don't worry. You can win her back with special brew.


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    #127
    Captain Ginger
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    dr.bollocko wrote: »
    Don't worry. You can win her back with special brew.
    One word: Moles.

    :eek::mad::mad::mad::mad::eek:


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    #128
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,943 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    Captain Ginger wrote: »
    One word: Moles.

    :eek::mad::mad::mad::mad::eek:

    Just give her the usual speech:
    "While I was in Asia backpacking and learning Tai Chi, I uncovered an amazing sexual technique involving breath moderation that leads to incredible orgasms and a healthier heart."
    Then hand her the brown paper bag and turn the light off.


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    #129
    Captain Ginger
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,082 ✭✭✭Captain Ginger


    dr.bollocko wrote: »
    Just give her the usual speech:
    "While I was in Asia backpacking and learning Tai Chi, I uncovered an amazing sexual technique involving breath moderation that leads to incredible orgasms and a healthier heart."
    Then hand her the brown paper bag and turn the light off.
    To be honest with her you would of needed one of those big black bags and just cut a hole in it. :(


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