Are you ,,, A "practice girl"?

krd

For the sake of definition. A Practice Girl,, is a girl that a young man, who is shy of women and inexperienced, uses to build and develop Technique without becoming overly attached, and in a comfortable position to discard when a "proper girl" comes along.

Love making is a skill that takes time in developing. All sensible young men could do with operating on the practice thing,, instead of making a hash of it when the real thing comes along.

Top ten indicators to tell if you're a Practice girl.

1. You wear unfemmine clothing -- (all the time) Sweatshirts and jeans,,tracksuits. Even though you're going nowhere near a gym or track event.

2. You're always one of the lads. Drinking heavily and pretending to be thicker then you are (but you are thick) -- This is a ruse to lower the defenses of young men, who are nervous of women who are femmine.

3. You have the shape of a mutated pear ,,, and don't really mind. Your ass would make Jesus weep.

4. When you try make up ,,, you look like an umpa loompa

5. The last time you wore a dress, was your communion.

6. You have a funny walk.

7. You can't tell the difference between cologne and toilet duck.

8. You try and talk like a 19 year old plumbers apprentice,,, but come off sounding like a 13 year old boy, trying to pretend he's 15, by growing a bum fluff moustache.

9. You have a moustache ,,, not in the Burt Reynolds class,but it's there.

10. You'd let a 19 year old plumbers apprentice perform uncomfortable and joyless sexual acts on you (It's not his fault -- he's just young -- and needs some practice).

Are you a Practice Girl?

tman

I'm a dude...

FunkZ

tman wrote: »

I'm a dude...

You better hope you're not some guys 'practise girl' then!

OP for site ban.

AlmightyCushion

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krd

FunkZ wrote: »

You better hope you're not some guys 'practise girl' then!

OP for site ban.

Some guys,, who are very afraid of girls ,, practice on each other.

The whole reason I brought this up has to do with Brian McFadden..

If he had sense earlier.. he wouldn't have got himself in so much trouble.

Some is for keeps and some is for dumps.

tman

I'm very confused... (not in a Brian McFadden kind of way though!)

Overheal

If Im a practise girl I think I have more problems than my boyfriend dumping me.

R0ot

I'd like to offer my services as a practice boy, to every girl out there wanting practice in the acts of sexual intercourse I am here for you!

P.S. No short chicks. Unless they pay. :pac:

LadyJ

krd wrote: »

10. You'd let a 19 year old plumbers apprentice perform uncomfortable and joyless sexual acts on you

Anyone who has a "practice girl", as defined here, is bound to be sh!t in bed regardless because you can't get good at sex if the person you're riding lets you do whatever you like and says nothing if they hate it.

No learning there. That's just glorified ****.

Overheal

So long as its glorified who the f*ck cares?

LadyJ

Overheal wrote: »

So long as its glorified who the f*ck cares?

Well yeah but my point is that regardless of how much you "practice" with someone like that you're still gonna suck in the sack. Why not just screw someone you actually like?

Overheal

because those kind of people dont have the cajones to ask out the people they actually like.

Sherifu

I'll take 3.

FlutterinBantam

LadyJ wrote: »

Well yeah but my point is that regardless of how much you "practice" with someone like that you're still gonna suck in the sack. Why not just screw someone you actually like?

The fcuk!!!:eek:

togster

My practice girl was a fat mess. I would gladly have swapped her for this type of lady you have described.

Riamfada

lol . Best thread ever! Tells it like it is.

In yo'face!
Ps: My practice girl was yore ma

Firetrap

After a description like that, I don't think anyone would want to admit to being one of those

Riamfada

yeah but how many people do you know fit that description?!

Samba

Grimes yeah but how many people do you know fit that description?!

The OP just described my Nan, should i be worried?

I don't like this thread :mad:

Karoma

Moonbaby wrote: »

I don't like this thread :mad:

If you feel that you or someone close to you has been affected by the issues raised in this thread, please call our support line on 1800-someonewhogivesa****.

Slidey

LadyJ wrote: »

No learning there. That's just glorified ****.

Yeah... but you dont have to clean up the mess afterwards...

Shoot the load, then hit the road!:cool:

AnonoBoy

My practice girl was a stunning Latvian model (from Latvia of all places!). I win this thread.

Riamfada

I made my practice girl out of a flymo and an empty bag of tayto

Mimikyu

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Havermeyer

Grimes wrote: »

I made my practice girl out of a flymo and an empty bag of tayto

MacGyver?! Is that you?

Riamfada

You ever wonder why magyver would stop to pick up random things during an episode?.

He was making a practice girl

Cunny-Funt

Family guy did a bit on this, but youtube as failed me.

dr.bollocko

My practice girl was a pediatric nurse named Claire.
Likes: Long walks, crazy sex and tall dark strangers.
I seem to recall she had strong feelings on the Blair government that were later quoted on page 3 of the sun newspaper.
She always looked me in the eye during lovemaking and wore only one staple.
I still have her in my wallet somewhere.

truecrippler

I like the sounds of practice girls. Where can I obtain a couple of these? Are they dangerous?

Lillyella

Is there any hope for Practice Girls? Do they ever find love? (Other than with a cream doughnut?)