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Frankie5Angels · 24-02-2016 12:00am #1

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It's time for us to have our own:

RISE v BRDS, good v evil, left v right, up v down, shaddup v Noooooo and hotpants v short shorts.

Starring:

Proco Jr as Enda Kenny
Therapyboy as Joan Burton
DaveyHarte as the 'enemy' Micheal Martin
BlackGator as Gerry 'We haven't gone away you know' Adams

With special guest stars:
Phobos as Luke 'Free the Weed' Ming Flanagan
Kesh as Mick 'the Scruff' Wallace (sorry Kesh, this is what I imagine you look like)
DeathMagnet as Shane Ross
Dannybubble as the slippery shnakey Michael Lowry, you'll never catch him!

StuartMurphy as MC, Miriam O'Callaghan because of his D4 accent and the fact he once shagged Tom McGurk.

And finally....

Sheehy as Bertie Ahern.....the once-loved but now fallen former leader who everyone now thinks is a bollocks.

Sorry, I'm bored without my PS+ subscription :pac:

TherapyBoy · 24-02-2016 12:21am

Joan Burton!!? Banned! :pac:

DANNY2014 · 24-02-2016 12:22am

Bravo well done

Farty88 · 24-02-2016 12:59am

Haha make a poll see who's coming out on top in the election

KeshFM93 · 24-02-2016 1:00am

Mick Wallace !!! Thanks Frankie your a true friend .

DANNY2014 · 24-02-2016 11:12am

KeshFM93 wrote: »

Mick Wallace !!! Thanks Frankie your a true friend .

Can picture ya now keshy Wallace in your pink shirt poor p driggy be jealous now his not the only pink panther no more...

Frankie5Angels · 24-02-2016 11:29am

Sorry Kesh me ould flower, but I just picture you as a smelly, unkempt, hairy knacker :pac:

Therapy, you have a really squeaky, grating voice in the party chats...

LATE ADDITION: P-driggy can be Willie O'Dea

Kenjataimu · 24-02-2016 11:59am

Frankie = Vincent Browne

KeshFM93 · 24-02-2016 12:03pm

Frankie5Angels wrote: »

Sorry Kesh me ould flower, but I just picture you as a smelly, unkempt, hairy knacker :pac:

Therapy, you have a really squeaky, grating voice in the party chats...

LATE ADDITION: P-driggy can be Willie O'Dea

Yea Frankie I do have long blonde hair and yes I am partial to the odd pink shirt however I won't be called smelly , I wash every other week!! I was just looking through your list there and you have seemed to have forgotten someone.

I give you Brian "mebirdwontletmeontheplaystaion" Cowen aka Frankie 5 angels , sitting in his chair wondering where it all went wrong .

TacoMan · 24-02-2016 12:05pm

Frankie5Angels wrote: »

LATE ADDITION: P-driggy can be Willie O'Dea

Close enough.....

Frankie5Angels · 24-02-2016 12:39pm

KeshFM93 wrote: »

I give you Brian "mebirdwontletmeontheplaystaion" Cowen aka Frankie 5 angels , sitting in his chair wondering where it all went wrong .

It's funny cos it's true.

KeshFM93 · 24-02-2016 12:54pm

Frankie5Angels wrote: »

It's funny cos it's true.

Frankie don't take it to heart ,

Does this sound familiar ?

"Your never off that PlayStation !!!"

"There's more important things to be spending your money on than a ps+ subscription ! (this is usually a ploy to get money off ya so she can go to penny's and buy sh1te she'll throw away after a month)

"You care more about that PlayStation than me !!! " (Sadly this can be true at times as the PlayStation doesn't nag you day in day out) and doesn't tell ya to get off it

If you have any of these problems call 1800 GET FUDGED

TherapyBoy · 24-02-2016 3:03pm

Frankie5Angels wrote: »

Therapy, you have a really squeaky, grating voice in the party chats...

If anyone wants me I'll be sobbing quietly in the corner..

Oh who am I kidding? We all know nobody wants* Joan! :pac:

(*in regards to the general election 2016. terms & conditions apply)

Kenjataimu · 24-02-2016 6:46pm

I've changed this to an off topic thread.

Welcome to Bahama Mamas, Frankie will be your barman!

TherapyBoy · 24-02-2016 7:50pm

Do you serve cocktails?

I'll have a Frankie Wallbanger! (and a pack of bacon fries for Zanatoo)

Frankie5Angels · 25-02-2016 12:17am

TherapyBoy wrote: »

Do you serve cocktails?

I'll have a Frankie Wallbanger! (and a pack of bacon fries for Zanatoo)

You can have a pint of SHADDUP!

Zero-Cool · 26-02-2016 3:52pm

TacoMan · 27-02-2016 5:04pm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZpf3wflu3E

TacoMan · 27-02-2016 5:08pm

One more:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfeyUGZt8nk

TacoMan · 27-02-2016 5:11pm

Encore:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mEAKsaQOCpQ

DANNY2014 · 27-02-2016 5:17pm

Shauuuuddddduuuuupppppppppp yea you heard me loud and clear

TacoMan · 27-02-2016 5:28pm

DANNY2014 wrote: »

Shauuuuddddduuuuupppppppppp yea you heard me loud and clear

Oh Hai

Frankie5Angels · 03-03-2016 11:53pm

Best or funniest gamertag you've seen while playing GTA? I'm gonna go with:

1. MrTesticals.
2. daveyharte1988
3. ihateyourkids

Should be back the weekend, roll out the red carpet!

Kenjataimu · 03-03-2016 11:58pm

Frankie5Angels wrote: »

Best or funniest gamertag you've seen while playing GTA?

BaldAndAngry

AbdulAbhaile

TacoMan · 04-03-2016 1:15am

ManWithoutShade
ManWithShade
askme4u
TheRandomGimp
tunnelface
Bilbo_Swagins360
DontReportMehPlz (player was level 8000) :pac:

TacoMan · 04-03-2016 10:00am

I forgot one, never encountered this player online, but afaik (s)he's in the BRDS crew - BettySwallocks. A classic.

DANNY2014 · 04-03-2016 3:56pm

The funniest gamer tag and I think every1 will agree is THE RAPY BOY

Blackgator · 06-03-2016 4:45am

One of my favorites was Robotic Killer, or as I read it, Robo Tickiller.

KeshFM93 · 13-03-2016 11:22pm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9E6bquQpCQ

Frankie5Angels · 14-03-2016 10:49am

Blackgator wrote: »

One of my favorites was Robotic Killer, or as I read it, Robo Tickiller.

Stumbled across a player I thought might have been Kesh last night playing the Division, but it was actually a chap named 'Titface'. :pac:

KeshFM93 · 23-03-2016 11:57am

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NShgvtEro7I

Here Frankie , last bit is the best

Frankie5Angels · 23-03-2016 12:27pm

Haha, brilliant. The best bit was when I got caught laughing my head off in work

:pac:

KeshFM93 · 23-03-2016 12:42pm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YiKBoLXg5Cw

Don't watch this till your home then

Frankie5Angels · 23-03-2016 2:05pm

Excellent. Couldn't remember what it was you told me to look at the other night.

Elmo: "Go f*ck your mother". :pac:

TacoMan · 27-03-2016 1:34am

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=659pppwniXA

TacoMan · 27-03-2016 2:40am

Kicked from the playlist. :mad:

Kicked from the party. :mad::mad:

#Disgusted :mad::mad::mad::mad:

#raging

#NotReally

#DeletedTweets

#****Stirrers Inc.

#TimeForBed

1890-GET-FUDGED

#SHADD

#hashtag

Farty88 · 27-03-2016 3:18am

TacoMan wrote: »

Kicked from the playlist. :mad:

Kicked from the party. :mad::mad:

#Disgusted :mad::mad::mad::mad:

#raging

#NotReally

#DeletedTweets

#****Stirrers Inc.

#TimeForBed

1890-GET-FUDGED

#SHADD

#hashtag

#noooooooo

#Phobositwasadream

#pdrigsnewcrewleader

#notadryeyeinthehouse

#amibhotheredvickypollard

#mountainmeninthemist

#Mrhoopanddeathmagnet

#reallifebros

KeshFM93 · 27-03-2016 12:13pm

Here's what happened Phobos :

Phobos : yeah but man , this dude and I was like man , dude etc

(Phobos plays hipster tunes in the background)

Phobos : yeah fudge this race (in his own playlist that he started)

(Phobos walks around his house for a while with hipster tunes still going In the background)

(Balloon making noises , Phobos is back on headset, he starts doing his playlist again)

kesh: Fudge this ( I spam the mute button on Phobos )

Slight feelings of guilt hit me for muting Phobos so I unmute him.

All I hear is hipster tunes and "yeah but man dude"

I click kick player (Phobos , for a laugh) from the playlist not realising someone
else has already done it and "Phobos is gone-ski"

Phobos : ah someone's kicked me from the playlist I'm outta here , (and leaves the chat party)

Only to return and leave about 10 times in 5 minutes , (still with hipster tunes going in the background with a hint of dribbling noises and insane ramblings)

I thought to myself well he's obviously off his chomp , he's not talking in the party and he's joining and leaving the chat party every ten seconds ,

So i say the next time he joins he's getting p45'd from this par-Tay ,

He joins for the 20th time and I spam the g'Luck I'll talk to ya tomorrow" button.

Fin

stuartmurphy87 · 27-03-2016 12:36pm

KeshFM93 wrote: »

Here's what happened Phobos :

Phobos : yeah but man , this dude and I was like man , dude etc

(Phobos plays hipster tunes in the background)

Phobos : yeah fudge this race (in his own playlist that he started)

(Phobos walks around his house for a while with hipster tunes still going In the background)

(Balloon making noises , Phobos is back on headset, he starts doing his playlist again)

kesh: Fudge this ( I spam the mute button on Phobos )

Slight feelings of guilt hit me for muting Phobos so I unmute him.

All I hear is hipster tunes and "yeah but man dude"

I click kick player (Phobos , for a laugh) from the playlist not realising someone
else has already done it and "Phobos is gone-ski"

Phobos : ah someone's kicked me from the playlist I'm outta here , (and leaves the chat party)

Only to return and leave about 10 times in 5 minutes , (still with hipster tunes going in the background with a hint of dribbling noises and insane ramblings)

I thought to myself well he's obviously off his chomp , he's not talking in the party and he's joining and leaving the chat party every ten seconds ,

So i say the next time he joins he's getting p45'd from this par-Tay ,

He joins and I spam the g'Luck I'll talk to ya tomorrow" button.

Fin

Brilliant. Kicked from his own play list.

DANNY2014 · 27-03-2016 12:40pm

Can we all just get along it wasn't nice being called names last nite because of my family heritage by I'll get over it an move on... I think Phobos and kesh ye need to kiss and make up and be the 3 best friends that anyone ever had again otherwise the fillet steak man is gonna be back in parties and we will have a fcuked up coalition....

#thisisjeremykylesh*trighthere

#whatisashi*stirbutatroll

#forgivenessforallincludingsteakmanmomilovemyboras

KeshFM93 · 28-03-2016 2:54pm

Words can't explain Phobos, so here .... x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KaLauV8qEps

TacoMan · 30-03-2016 12:49pm

It's all good, I probably would've kicked myself from the party having to listen to the ramblings

Took the plunge and bought The Division yesterday. So far, so good. I'll be on doing dailies/recruitment duties on GTA most days, but gonna focus on getting through TD before getting back into GTA full-time.

I only saw the party invites as I was shutting down last night cos I've turned off notifications for invites (got absolutely SPAMMED out of it with around 50 party invites in a row recently, so I said enough's enough and turned that setting off).

Farty88 · 30-03-2016 5:57pm

TacoMan wrote: »

It's all good, I probably would've kicked myself from the party having to listen to the ramblings

Took the plunge and bought The Division yesterday. So far, so good. I'll be on doing dailies/recruitment duties on GTA most days, but gonna focus on getting through TD before getting back into GTA full-time.

I only saw the party invites as I was shutting down last night cos I've turned off notifications for invites (got absolutely SPAMMED out of it with around 50 party invites in a row recently, so I said enough's enough and turned that setting off).

SPAM PHOBAAS EVERYDAY

TacoMan · 31-03-2016 2:19pm

Whacky Races: April Fools Edition

Coming tomorrow.

One playlist I'll gladly be kicked from

DANNY2014 · 31-03-2016 3:23pm

TacoMan wrote: »

Whacky Races: April Fools Edition

Coming tomorrow.

One playlist I'll gladly be kicked from

Only a fool will play

TacoMan · 31-03-2016 4:28pm

DANNY2014 wrote: »

Only a fool will play

Indeed, but seeing as I'll be hosting it I guess that makes me the biggest fool of them all!

DANNY2014 · 31-03-2016 5:38pm

TacoMan wrote: »

Indeed, but seeing as I'll be hosting it I guess that makes me the biggest fool of them all!

I shall join you in this conquest

KeshFM93 · 31-03-2016 6:56pm

I tried to make a wacky race race , I have called it PHOBOS in honour of the pain (fun I mean) that you have inflicted on us ! It's published so give it a go , it's s bit of a head melt though . But your well used to it

DANNY2014 · 31-03-2016 7:21pm

KeshFM93 wrote: »

I tried to make a wacky race race , I have called it PHOBOS in honour of the pain (fun I mean) that you have inflicted on us ! It's published so give it a go , it's s bit of a head melt though . But your well used to it

Your an inspiration (eejit) to us all

KeshFM93 · 31-03-2016 8:16pm

DANNY2014 wrote: »

Your an inspiration (eejit) to us all

"Inspiration" he says , that word of the day toilet roll is really working out well for you Danny

Frankie5Angels · 01-04-2016 10:23am

I love Kesh.

April Fool, I think he's a cotton-headed ninnymuggins

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