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Bahama Mamas - Off Topic Chat

  • 24-02-2016 12:00am
    #1
    Registered Users Posts: 2,315 ✭✭✭


    Mod Note: All off topic chat can go here!





    It's time for us to have our own:

    RISE v BRDS, good v evil, left v right, up v down, shaddup v Noooooo and hotpants v short shorts.

    Starring:

    Proco Jr as Enda Kenny
    Therapyboy as Joan Burton
    DaveyHarte as the 'enemy' Micheal Martin
    BlackGator as Gerry 'We haven't gone away you know' Adams

    With special guest stars:
    Phobos as Luke 'Free the Weed' Ming Flanagan
    Kesh as Mick 'the Scruff' Wallace (sorry Kesh, this is what I imagine you look like)
    DeathMagnet as Shane Ross
    Dannybubble as the slippery shnakey Michael Lowry, you'll never catch him!

    StuartMurphy as MC, Miriam O'Callaghan because of his D4 accent and the fact he once shagged Tom McGurk.

    And finally....

    Sheehy as Bertie Ahern.....the once-loved but now fallen former leader who everyone now thinks is a bollocks.

    Sorry, I'm bored without my PS+ subscription :pac:


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  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 4,373 Mod ✭✭✭✭TherapyBoy


    Joan Burton!!? Banned! :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,172 ✭✭✭DANNY2014


    Bravo well done


  • Registered Users Posts: 583 ✭✭✭Farty88


    Haha make a poll see who's coming out on top in the election


  • Registered Users Posts: 652 ✭✭✭KeshFM93


    Mick Wallace !!! Thanks Frankie your a true friend .


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,172 ✭✭✭DANNY2014


    KeshFM93 wrote: »
    Mick Wallace !!! Thanks Frankie your a true friend .

    Can picture ya now keshy Wallace in your pink shirt poor p driggy be jealous now his not the only pink panther no more...


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  • Registered Users Posts: 2,315 ✭✭✭Frankie5Angels


    Sorry Kesh me ould flower, but I just picture you as a smelly, unkempt, hairy knacker :pac:

    Therapy, you have a really squeaky, grating voice in the party chats...

    LATE ADDITION: P-driggy can be Willie O'Dea

    378580.jpg


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,429 ✭✭✭Kenjataimu


    Frankie = Vincent Browne


  • Registered Users Posts: 652 ✭✭✭KeshFM93


    Sorry Kesh me ould flower, but I just picture you as a smelly, unkempt, hairy knacker :pac:

    Therapy, you have a really squeaky, grating voice in the party chats...

    LATE ADDITION: P-driggy can be Willie O'Dea

    378580.jpg

    Yea Frankie I do have long blonde hair and yes I am partial to the odd pink shirt however I won't be called smelly , I wash every other week!! I was just looking through your list there and you have seemed to have forgotten someone.

    I give you Brian "mebirdwontletmeontheplaystaion" Cowen aka Frankie 5 angels , sitting in his chair wondering where it all went wrong .

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 954 ✭✭✭TacoMan



    LATE ADDITION: P-driggy can be Willie O'Dea

    378580.jpg

    8tb677j.jpg

    Close enough.....


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,315 ✭✭✭Frankie5Angels


    KeshFM93 wrote: »

    I give you Brian "mebirdwontletmeontheplaystaion" Cowen aka Frankie 5 angels , sitting in his chair wondering where it all went wrong .

    3hE218q.jpg

    It's funny cos it's true. :(


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  • Registered Users Posts: 652 ✭✭✭KeshFM93


    It's funny cos it's true. :(

    Frankie don't take it to heart ,

    Does this sound familiar ?

    "Your never off that PlayStation !!!"

    "There's more important things to be spending your money on than a ps+ subscription ! (this is usually a ploy to get money off ya so she can go to penny's and buy sh1te she'll throw away after a month)

    "You care more about that PlayStation than me !!! " (Sadly this can be true at times as the PlayStation doesn't nag you day in day out) and doesn't tell ya to get off it :(

    If you have any of these problems call 1800 GET FUDGED


  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 4,373 Mod ✭✭✭✭TherapyBoy


    Therapy, you have a really squeaky, grating voice in the party chats...

    If anyone wants me I'll be sobbing quietly in the corner.. :(

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    Oh who am I kidding? We all know nobody wants* Joan! :pac:

    (*in regards to the general election 2016. terms & conditions apply)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,429 ✭✭✭Kenjataimu


    I've changed this to an off topic thread.



    Welcome to Bahama Mamas, Frankie will be your barman! :D


  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 4,373 Mod ✭✭✭✭TherapyBoy


    Do you serve cocktails?

    I'll have a Frankie Wallbanger! (and a pack of bacon fries for Zanatoo)


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,315 ✭✭✭Frankie5Angels


    TherapyBoy wrote: »
    Do you serve cocktails?

    I'll have a Frankie Wallbanger! (and a pack of bacon fries for Zanatoo)

    You can have a pint of SHADDUP!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,901 ✭✭✭✭Zero-Cool


    Bertie3.jpg


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 954 ✭✭✭TacoMan




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 954 ✭✭✭TacoMan




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 954 ✭✭✭TacoMan




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,172 ✭✭✭DANNY2014


    Shauuuuddddduuuuupppppppppp yea you heard me loud and clear


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 954 ✭✭✭TacoMan


    DANNY2014 wrote: »
    Shauuuuddddduuuuupppppppppp yea you heard me loud and clear

    Oh Hai


    toedsloth.jpg


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,315 ✭✭✭Frankie5Angels


    Best or funniest gamertag you've seen while playing GTA? I'm gonna go with:

    1. MrTesticals.
    2. daveyharte1988
    3. ihateyourkids

    Should be back the weekend, roll out the red carpet!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,429 ✭✭✭Kenjataimu


    Best or funniest gamertag you've seen while playing GTA?

    BaldAndAngry

    AbdulAbhaile


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 954 ✭✭✭TacoMan


    ManWithoutShade
    ManWithShade
    askme4u
    TheRandomGimp
    tunnelface
    Bilbo_Swagins360
    DontReportMehPlz (player was level 8000) :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 954 ✭✭✭TacoMan


    I forgot one, never encountered this player online, but afaik (s)he's in the BRDS crew - BettySwallocks. A classic.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,172 ✭✭✭DANNY2014


    The funniest gamer tag and I think every1 will agree is THE RAPY BOY


  • Registered Users Posts: 268 ✭✭Blackgator


    One of my favorites was Robotic Killer, or as I read it, Robo Tickiller.


  • Registered Users Posts: 652 ✭✭✭KeshFM93




  • Registered Users Posts: 2,315 ✭✭✭Frankie5Angels


    Blackgator wrote: »
    One of my favorites was Robotic Killer, or as I read it, Robo Tickiller.


    Stumbled across a player I thought might have been Kesh last night playing the Division, but it was actually a chap named 'Titface'. :pac:


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  • Registered Users Posts: 652 ✭✭✭KeshFM93




    Here Frankie , last bit is the best


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,315 ✭✭✭Frankie5Angels


    Haha, brilliant. The best bit was when I got caught laughing my head off in work :( :pac:


  • Registered Users Posts: 652 ✭✭✭KeshFM93




    Don't watch this till your home then :p


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,315 ✭✭✭Frankie5Angels


    Excellent. Couldn't remember what it was you told me to look at the other night.

    Elmo: "Go f*ck your mother". :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 954 ✭✭✭TacoMan




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 954 ✭✭✭TacoMan


    Kicked from the playlist. :mad:

    Kicked from the party. :mad::mad:

    #Disgusted :mad::mad::mad::mad:

    #raging

    #NotReally

    #DeletedTweets

    #****Stirrers Inc.

    #TimeForBed

    1890-GET-FUDGED

    #SHADD

    #hashtag


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  • Registered Users Posts: 583 ✭✭✭Farty88


    TacoMan wrote: »
    Kicked from the playlist. :mad:

    Kicked from the party. :mad::mad:

    #Disgusted :mad::mad::mad::mad:

    #raging

    #NotReally

    #DeletedTweets

    #****Stirrers Inc.

    #TimeForBed

    1890-GET-FUDGED

    #SHADD

    #hashtag

    #noooooooo

    #Phobositwasadream

    #pdrigsnewcrewleader

    #notadryeyeinthehouse

    #amibhotheredvickypollard

    #mountainmeninthemist

    #Mrhoopanddeathmagnet

    #reallifebros


  • Registered Users Posts: 652 ✭✭✭KeshFM93


    Here's what happened Phobos :

    Phobos : yeah but man , this dude and I was like man , dude etc

    (Phobos plays hipster tunes in the background)

    Phobos : yeah fudge this race (in his own playlist that he started)

    (Phobos walks around his house for a while with hipster tunes still going In the background)

    (Balloon making noises , Phobos is back on headset, he starts doing his playlist again)

    kesh: Fudge this ( I spam the mute button on Phobos )

    Slight feelings of guilt hit me for muting Phobos so I unmute him.

    All I hear is hipster tunes and "yeah but man dude"

    I click kick player (Phobos , for a laugh) from the playlist not realising someone
    else has already done it and "Phobos is gone-ski"

    Phobos : ah someone's kicked me from the playlist I'm outta here , (and leaves the chat party)

    Only to return and leave about 10 times in 5 minutes , (still with hipster tunes going in the background with a hint of dribbling noises and insane ramblings)

    I thought to myself well he's obviously off his chomp , he's not talking in the party and he's joining and leaving the chat party every ten seconds ,

    So i say the next time he joins he's getting p45'd from this par-Tay ,

    He joins for the 20th time and I spam the g'Luck I'll talk to ya tomorrow" button.

    Fin


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 628 ✭✭✭stuartmurphy87


    KeshFM93 wrote: »
    Here's what happened Phobos :

    Phobos : yeah but man , this dude and I was like man , dude etc

    (Phobos plays hipster tunes in the background)

    Phobos : yeah fudge this race (in his own playlist that he started)

    (Phobos walks around his house for a while with hipster tunes still going In the background)

    (Balloon making noises , Phobos is back on headset, he starts doing his playlist again)

    kesh: Fudge this ( I spam the mute button on Phobos )

    Slight feelings of guilt hit me for muting Phobos so I unmute him.

    All I hear is hipster tunes and "yeah but man dude"

    I click kick player (Phobos , for a laugh) from the playlist not realising someone
    else has already done it and "Phobos is gone-ski"

    Phobos : ah someone's kicked me from the playlist I'm outta here , (and leaves the chat party)

    Only to return and leave about 10 times in 5 minutes , (still with hipster tunes going in the background with a hint of dribbling noises and insane ramblings)

    I thought to myself well he's obviously off his chomp , he's not talking in the party and he's joining and leaving the chat party every ten seconds ,

    So i say the next time he joins he's getting p45'd from this par-Tay ,

    He joins and I spam the g'Luck I'll talk to ya tomorrow" button.

    Fin

    Brilliant. Kicked from his own play list.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,172 ✭✭✭DANNY2014


    Can we all just get along it wasn't nice being called names last nite because of my family heritage by I'll get over it an move on... I think Phobos and kesh ye need to kiss and make up and be the 3 best friends that anyone ever had again otherwise the fillet steak man is gonna be back in parties and we will have a fcuked up coalition....


    #thisisjeremykylesh*trighthere

    #whatisashi*stirbutatroll

    #forgivenessforallincludingsteakmanmomilovemyboras


  • Registered Users Posts: 652 ✭✭✭KeshFM93


    Words can't explain Phobos, so here .... x



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 954 ✭✭✭TacoMan


    It's all good, I probably would've kicked myself from the party having to listen to the ramblings :o

    Took the plunge and bought The Division yesterday. So far, so good. I'll be on doing dailies/recruitment duties on GTA most days, but gonna focus on getting through TD before getting back into GTA full-time.

    I only saw the party invites as I was shutting down last night cos I've turned off notifications for invites (got absolutely SPAMMED out of it with around 50 party invites in a row recently, so I said enough's enough and turned that setting off).


  • Registered Users Posts: 583 ✭✭✭Farty88


    TacoMan wrote: »
    It's all good, I probably would've kicked myself from the party having to listen to the ramblings :o

    Took the plunge and bought The Division yesterday. So far, so good. I'll be on doing dailies/recruitment duties on GTA most days, but gonna focus on getting through TD before getting back into GTA full-time.

    I only saw the party invites as I was shutting down last night cos I've turned off notifications for invites (got absolutely SPAMMED out of it with around 50 party invites in a row recently, so I said enough's enough and turned that setting off).


    SPAM PHOBAAS EVERYDAY ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 954 ✭✭✭TacoMan


    Whacky Races: April Fools Edition

    Coming tomorrow.

    One playlist I'll gladly be kicked from ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,172 ✭✭✭DANNY2014


    TacoMan wrote: »
    Whacky Races: April Fools Edition

    Coming tomorrow.

    One playlist I'll gladly be kicked from ;)

    Only a fool will play


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 954 ✭✭✭TacoMan


    DANNY2014 wrote: »
    Only a fool will play

    Indeed, but seeing as I'll be hosting it I guess that makes me the biggest fool of them all!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,172 ✭✭✭DANNY2014


    TacoMan wrote: »
    Indeed, but seeing as I'll be hosting it I guess that makes me the biggest fool of them all!

    I shall join you in this conquest


  • Registered Users Posts: 652 ✭✭✭KeshFM93


    I tried to make a wacky race race , I have called it PHOBOS in honour of the pain (fun I mean) that you have inflicted on us ! It's published so give it a go , it's s bit of a head melt though . But your well used to it :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,172 ✭✭✭DANNY2014


    KeshFM93 wrote: »
    I tried to make a wacky race race , I have called it PHOBOS in honour of the pain (fun I mean) that you have inflicted on us ! It's published so give it a go , it's s bit of a head melt though . But your well used to it :p

    Your an inspiration (eejit) to us all


  • Registered Users Posts: 652 ✭✭✭KeshFM93


    DANNY2014 wrote: »
    Your an inspiration (eejit) to us all

    "Inspiration" he says , that word of the day toilet roll is really working out well for you Danny :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,315 ✭✭✭Frankie5Angels


    I love Kesh.

    April Fool, I think he's a cotton-headed ninnymuggins


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