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Bahama Mamas - Off Topic Chat

  • 24-02-2016 12:00am
    #1
    Registered Users Posts: 2,315 ✭✭✭


    Mod Note: All off topic chat can go here!





    It's time for us to have our own:

    RISE v BRDS, good v evil, left v right, up v down, shaddup v Noooooo and hotpants v short shorts.

    Starring:

    Proco Jr as Enda Kenny
    Therapyboy as Joan Burton
    DaveyHarte as the 'enemy' Micheal Martin
    BlackGator as Gerry 'We haven't gone away you know' Adams

    With special guest stars:
    Phobos as Luke 'Free the Weed' Ming Flanagan
    Kesh as Mick 'the Scruff' Wallace (sorry Kesh, this is what I imagine you look like)
    DeathMagnet as Shane Ross
    Dannybubble as the slippery shnakey Michael Lowry, you'll never catch him!

    StuartMurphy as MC, Miriam O'Callaghan because of his D4 accent and the fact he once shagged Tom McGurk.

    And finally....

    Sheehy as Bertie Ahern.....the once-loved but now fallen former leader who everyone now thinks is a bollocks.

    Sorry, I'm bored without my PS+ subscription :pac:


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  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 4,279 Mod ✭✭✭✭TherapyBoy


    Joan Burton!!? Banned! :pac:


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,164 ✭✭✭DANNY2014


    Bravo well done


  • Registered Users Posts: 583 ✭✭✭Farty88


    Haha make a poll see who's coming out on top in the election


  • Registered Users Posts: 652 ✭✭✭KeshFM93


    Mick Wallace !!! Thanks Frankie your a true friend .


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,164 ✭✭✭DANNY2014


    KeshFM93 wrote: »
    Mick Wallace !!! Thanks Frankie your a true friend .

    Can picture ya now keshy Wallace in your pink shirt poor p driggy be jealous now his not the only pink panther no more...


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  • Registered Users Posts: 2,315 ✭✭✭Frankie5Angels


    Sorry Kesh me ould flower, but I just picture you as a smelly, unkempt, hairy knacker :pac:

    Therapy, you have a really squeaky, grating voice in the party chats...

    LATE ADDITION: P-driggy can be Willie O'Dea

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,429 ✭✭✭Kenjataimu


    Frankie = Vincent Browne


  • Registered Users Posts: 652 ✭✭✭KeshFM93


    Sorry Kesh me ould flower, but I just picture you as a smelly, unkempt, hairy knacker :pac:

    Therapy, you have a really squeaky, grating voice in the party chats...

    LATE ADDITION: P-driggy can be Willie O'Dea

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    Yea Frankie I do have long blonde hair and yes I am partial to the odd pink shirt however I won't be called smelly , I wash every other week!! I was just looking through your list there and you have seemed to have forgotten someone.

    I give you Brian "mebirdwontletmeontheplaystaion" Cowen aka Frankie 5 angels , sitting in his chair wondering where it all went wrong .

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  • Registered Users Posts: 945 ✭✭✭TacoMan



    LATE ADDITION: P-driggy can be Willie O'Dea

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    Close enough.....


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,315 ✭✭✭Frankie5Angels


    KeshFM93 wrote: »

    I give you Brian "mebirdwontletmeontheplaystaion" Cowen aka Frankie 5 angels , sitting in his chair wondering where it all went wrong .

    3hE218q.jpg

    It's funny cos it's true. :(


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  • Registered Users Posts: 652 ✭✭✭KeshFM93


    It's funny cos it's true. :(

    Frankie don't take it to heart ,

    Does this sound familiar ?

    "Your never off that PlayStation !!!"

    "There's more important things to be spending your money on than a ps+ subscription ! (this is usually a ploy to get money off ya so she can go to penny's and buy sh1te she'll throw away after a month)

    "You care more about that PlayStation than me !!! " (Sadly this can be true at times as the PlayStation doesn't nag you day in day out) and doesn't tell ya to get off it :(

    If you have any of these problems call 1800 GET FUDGED


  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 4,279 Mod ✭✭✭✭TherapyBoy


    Therapy, you have a really squeaky, grating voice in the party chats...

    If anyone wants me I'll be sobbing quietly in the corner.. :(

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    Oh who am I kidding? We all know nobody wants* Joan! :pac:

    (*in regards to the general election 2016. terms & conditions apply)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,429 ✭✭✭Kenjataimu


    I've changed this to an off topic thread.



    Welcome to Bahama Mamas, Frankie will be your barman! :D


  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 4,279 Mod ✭✭✭✭TherapyBoy


    Do you serve cocktails?

    I'll have a Frankie Wallbanger! (and a pack of bacon fries for Zanatoo)


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,315 ✭✭✭Frankie5Angels


    TherapyBoy wrote: »
    Do you serve cocktails?

    I'll have a Frankie Wallbanger! (and a pack of bacon fries for Zanatoo)

    You can have a pint of SHADDUP!


  • Registered Users Posts: 29,472 ✭✭✭✭Zero-Cool


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  • Registered Users Posts: 945 ✭✭✭TacoMan




  • Registered Users Posts: 945 ✭✭✭TacoMan




  • Registered Users Posts: 945 ✭✭✭TacoMan




  • Registered Users Posts: 1,164 ✭✭✭DANNY2014


    Shauuuuddddduuuuupppppppppp yea you heard me loud and clear


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  • Registered Users Posts: 945 ✭✭✭TacoMan


    DANNY2014 wrote: »
    Shauuuuddddduuuuupppppppppp yea you heard me loud and clear

    Oh Hai


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  • Registered Users Posts: 2,315 ✭✭✭Frankie5Angels


    Best or funniest gamertag you've seen while playing GTA? I'm gonna go with:

    1. MrTesticals.
    2. daveyharte1988
    3. ihateyourkids

    Should be back the weekend, roll out the red carpet!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,429 ✭✭✭Kenjataimu


    Best or funniest gamertag you've seen while playing GTA?

    BaldAndAngry

    AbdulAbhaile


  • Registered Users Posts: 945 ✭✭✭TacoMan


    ManWithoutShade
    ManWithShade
    askme4u
    TheRandomGimp
    tunnelface
    Bilbo_Swagins360
    DontReportMehPlz (player was level 8000) :pac:


  • Registered Users Posts: 945 ✭✭✭TacoMan


    I forgot one, never encountered this player online, but afaik (s)he's in the BRDS crew - BettySwallocks. A classic.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,164 ✭✭✭DANNY2014


    The funniest gamer tag and I think every1 will agree is THE RAPY BOY


  • Registered Users Posts: 268 ✭✭Blackgator


    One of my favorites was Robotic Killer, or as I read it, Robo Tickiller.


  • Registered Users Posts: 652 ✭✭✭KeshFM93




  • Registered Users Posts: 2,315 ✭✭✭Frankie5Angels


    Blackgator wrote: »
    One of my favorites was Robotic Killer, or as I read it, Robo Tickiller.


    Stumbled across a player I thought might have been Kesh last night playing the Division, but it was actually a chap named 'Titface'. :pac:


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  • Registered Users Posts: 652 ✭✭✭KeshFM93




    Here Frankie , last bit is the best


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