Dumb/Great Facebook Status {merge} [No Names] - Part II

BattleCorp · 17-11-2016 10:21am

fussyonion wrote: »

"What a worldwind of a nite they say havin kids is the hardest ting ta do an lstni joanna gave me the bestiest birthdy present any man cud hope for.welcome ta da world baby jake my heart is full of love an i will protect u for the rest of my life respec nuff love to joanna angel".

^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Christ on a bike. People really are turning into retards.

It doesn't say much for our education system.

Ted_YNWA · 17-11-2016 10:28am

fussyonion wrote: »

"What a worldwind of a nite they say havin kids is the hardest ting ta do an lstni joanna gave me the bestiest birthdy present any man cud hope for.welcome ta da world baby jake my heart is full of love an i will protect u for the rest of my life respec nuff love to joanna angel".

A better present would have been a dictionary.

LynnGrace · 17-11-2016 10:33am

fussyonion wrote: »

"What a worldwind of a nite they say havin kids is the hardest ting ta do an lstni joanna gave me the bestiest birthdy present any man cud hope for.welcome ta da world baby jake my heart is full of love an i will protect u for the rest of my life respec nuff love to joanna angel".

I'm going to use 'lstni'

- another new 'word' I have learned from this thread.

Lstni I watched television...

PaddyWilliams · 17-11-2016 10:38am

LynnGrace wrote: »

I'm going to use 'lstni' - another new 'word' I have learned from this thread.

Lstni I watched television...

Aaaahhh.. Last night. Genuinely had not one fúcking clue what that was. Thanks!

Thoie · 17-11-2016 11:01am

LynnGrace wrote: »

I'm going to use 'lstni' - another new 'word' I have learned from this thread.

Lstni I watched television...

What are you doing tmrni?

mackeire · 17-11-2016 11:28am

We have sunshine on a rainy day are snowy day lol ðŸ˜‚

Widdershins · 17-11-2016 12:15pm

LynnGrace wrote: »

I'm going to use 'lstni' - another new 'word' I have learned from this thread.

Lstni I watched television...

Telpis

BaZmO* · 17-11-2016 12:48pm

Do the people that write in textspeak really understand what other type?

My sister and her friends write like this all the time and it always takes me ages to cop on to what they've written. It's not as if it's always consistent either, so it's not like there's a set amount of abbreviated words to learn. Most of the time it's just made up due to laziness.

One of her friends in particular constantly writes awful drivel with bad spelling, no punctuation, etc. I'm always amazed that people actually understand what she's talking about.

Maybe I'm the thick one!

team_actimel · 17-11-2016 1:28pm

I hate the way people think there kids r a lump of gold and other kids dirty wel as I said before and I will say again kids will be kids I never heard of a child born with a silver spoon in its mouth k

Potential Underachiever · 17-11-2016 2:34pm

Thoie wrote: »

What are you doing tmrni?

In my circles that would be... wat r ye doin tomo?

StupidLikeAFox · 17-11-2016 5:22pm

Once saw "hu ot"

Translation - "who is going out tonight?"

LynnGrace · 17-11-2016 7:04pm

PaddyWilliams wrote: »

Aaaahhh.. Last night. Genuinely had not one fúcking clue what that was. Thanks!

I'm slightly worried that I figured out what it was

. I do spend far too much time on this thread though.

coolhull · 17-11-2016 7:11pm

StupidLikeAFox wrote: »

Once saw "hu ot"

Translation - "who is going out tonight?"

How the hell did you figure that one out? Well done! Jaysis, the Enigma de-coder machine in World War II wouldn't have solved that....

implausible · 17-11-2016 9:26pm

BattleCorp wrote:

It doesn't say much for our education system.

I've heard this comment a million times. English is still taught and most kids don't write like this in school, where they make an effort to make themselves understood. On Facebook, they don't bother.

StupidLikeAFox · 17-11-2016 9:27pm

coolhull wrote: »

How the hell did you figure that one out? Well done! Jaysis, the Enigma de-coder machine in World War II wouldn't have solved that....

Don't give me that much credit, I stared at it for a while but only worked it out from the responses

extra gravy · 17-11-2016 11:31pm

A good few people seem to have found squirrels in their cars today. I don't want to know...

dee_mc · 18-11-2016 8:35pm

extra gravy wrote: »

A good few people seem to have found squirrels in their cars today. I don't want to know...

I'd say another of these secret 'campaigns' must be going down - someone on my friends list posted that she's getting bum implants and she, um, doesn't need bum implants...

Lady Haywire · 18-11-2016 8:39pm

dee_mc wrote: »

I'd say another of these secret 'campaigns' must be going down - someone on my friends list posted that she's getting bum implants and she, um, doesn't need bum implants...

I liked a status yesterday and apparently it's another one of those viral post thingys.

dee_mc · 18-11-2016 8:46pm

Lady Haywire wrote: »

I liked a status yesterday and apparently it's another one of those viral post thingys.

Yeah I figured. I read another one that sounded a bit weird yesterday, can't remember it now, I expect there will be more.

Lady Haywire · 18-11-2016 8:56pm

dee_mc wrote: »

Yeah I figured. I read another one that sounded a bit weird yesterday, can't remember it now, I expect there will be more.

Haha, You shouldn't have liked or commented on my last status Hahaha! Now you have to pick from one of the below and post it as your status. This is the 2016 Breast Cancer Awareness game. Don't be a spoil sport. Pick your poison from one of these and post it as your status.
1. Just found a squirrel in my car!
2. Just used my kids to get out of a speeding ticket.
3. How do you get rid of foot fungus?
4. All of my bras are missing!
5. I think I just accepted a marriage proposal online?!
6. I've decided to stop wearing underwear.
7. It's confirmed I'm going to be a mommy/daddy.
8. Just won a chance audition on America's got talent!
9. I've been accepted on master chef.
10. I'm getting a pet monkey!
11. I just peed myself!
12. Really thinking about getting butt implants!
13. Just won 700 on a scratcher!
14. We're moving to Vermont at the end of the year!
15. Mayonnaise on Reese's peanut butter cups is sooo good!
16. I've just been accepted on come dine with me whoop whoop.
Post with no explanations. Sorry, I fell for it too. 😂Looking forward to your post. Ahhh don't ruin it. (Don't let the secret out). And remember it's all for the 2016 Breast Cancer Awareness." Go Pink!!

pq0n1ct4ve8zf5 · 18-11-2016 9:04pm

Breast cancer you say? What's that. Never ever ever heard of that or its symptoms or how to check for it, if only there was something that might motivate me to find out that information better than my doctor telling me about it every time I have a check-up, learning about it in school, again in college, getting leaflets posted out from the HSE about it, having several incredibly famous people talk about it etc. Lack of awareness is obviously the reason it exists, somebody should come up with an effective way of telling people about it, like incredibly annoying crypto-statuses.

dee_mc · 18-11-2016 9:36pm

Ah ok I've seen about 6 of those in the last couple of weeks. Shows how much notice I tend to take when scrolling through Facebook!

Dolbert · 21-11-2016 10:33am

Roses are red
Grapes make wine

My sh1t zoo eat a Easter egg she was fine

kunst nugget · 21-11-2016 10:46am

Kason Better Padlock wrote: »

Breast cancer you say? What's that. Never ever ever heard of that or its symptoms or how to check for it, if only there was something that might motivate me to find out that information better than my doctor telling me about it every time I have a check-up, learning about it in school, again in college, getting leaflets posted out from the HSE about it, having several incredibly famous people talk about it etc. Lack of awareness is obviously the reason it exists, somebody should come up with an effective way of telling people about it, like incredibly annoying crypto-statuses.

Haha! You shouldn't have ranted about annoying crypto-statuses. Hahaha! Now you have to pick from one of the below and post it as your status. This is the 2016 Gobshíte Awareness game. Don't be a spoil sport. Pick your poison from one of these and post it as your status.

1. Anyone that posts annoying crypto-statuses is a gobsheen!
2. Anyone that posts annoying crypto-statuses is a scuttering gobsheen!
3. Anyone that posts annoying crypto-statuses is a gobshíte!
4. Anyone that posts annoying crypto-statuses is an utter gobshíte!
5. Anyone that posts annoying crypto-statuses is a scuttering gobshíte!
6. Anyone that posts annoying crypto-statuses is a gobshíte with no friends!
7. Anyone that posts annoying crypto-statuses is a gobshíte with no life!
8. Anyone that posts annoying crypto-statuses gets a kick in the face!
9. Anyone that posts annoying crypto-statuses has impotency issues!
10. Anyone that posts annoying crypto-statuses is an utter scuttering gobshíte!
11. I just peed myself!

Post with no explanations. Sorry, I fell for it too. 😂Looking forward to your post. Ahhh don't ruin it. (Don't let the secret out). And remember it's all for the 2016 Gobshíte Awareness." Go shíte!!

yellowlabrador · 23-11-2016 10:42am

a new diet that actually works..... introducing the Trump diet

I have lost 9 pounds since Nov 8. I am not completely sure why. But eating has become a non event for me. I find myself at 2 or 3 realizing I have not been hungry. It's definitely somehow related to anxiety or depression. But I don't know. All I know is my favorite black comfy style pants almost fell right OFF my body in Stop n SHop. I felt them going. Good thing I had a long fringy sweater on.
I guess I just feel like I have zero appetite. I also stopped watching TV. And then got rid of TV. Well. Sent it to the downstairs family room. It's not healthy. I know. I keep making a veggie protein smoothie and forcing myself to drink it. Nutrition. So. Weird. Election disappointment diet plan? Anyone else. Oh my God I am so weird. 🙄😬

inforfun · 23-11-2016 11:26am

I prefer my whiskey diet.
Lost 7 days already.

kunst nugget · 23-11-2016 11:41am

I'd imagine she's losing weight because of all the scutter coming out in her statuses…

Gamer Bhoy 89 · 23-11-2016 1:03pm

On a local buy/sell page I'm following;

"Looking for a small sky box maltiroom one if anyone has any plz"

Now, I always give the exception to people who mistype a word because of the slip of a finger to an adjacent key. But if you're trying to type "multiroom" and, instead of the "U", you punch in "A" (which, on a keyboard and a phone, are miles apart from each other.), then I'm sorry, you have no excuse for such idiocy.

After reading it, my head was firmly planted-on-desk for a solid 10 seconds.

mansize · 24-11-2016 7:42pm

If u think ur unattractive&#55357;&#56887; copy and paste this and who ever likes this disagrees?

The bang of desperation off that status...

nikpmup · 26-11-2016 1:36am

Nicked from a fb page called "You're so council"

Shannon757 · 26-11-2016 1:40am

How is there over 1k comments?

FizzleSticks · 26-11-2016 1:50am

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nikpmup · 26-11-2016 1:51am

Shannon757 wrote: »

How is there over 1k comments?

1k comments on the You're so council page, not on the original post

Shannon757 · 26-11-2016 1:53am

nikpmup wrote: »

1k comments on the You're so council page, not on the original post

Oh...that's grate, thanks

kunst nugget · 26-11-2016 10:31am

nikpmup wrote: »

Nicked from a fb page called "You're so council"

It's a pretty shifty looking fridge...

mackeire · 27-11-2016 10:33am

Why don't people blocker u when u do not on den sick of people don't it can can go **** off new

I am not single again I with xxxxx and noting to do with anyone one ok what me and him do keep out of it ok i love him so much new he my hard xxxx

Chris Martin · 27-11-2016 4:18pm

Wish I had a hard to love...

fussyonion · 27-11-2016 4:33pm

"Comgrats 2 my cousin on the birth of your little girl hidey. Cant wait to meet her".

dee_mc · 27-11-2016 4:36pm

fussyonion wrote: »

"Comgrats 2 my cousin on the birth of your little girl hidey. Cant wait to meet her".

Can't wait to meet her... if I can find-y her...

Widdershins · 27-11-2016 4:40pm

''Marks and spencer cashmere joggers. Sounds like a lovely idea - until you imagine doing the housework in them, sitting down all sweaty with a hot chocolate which you may or may not slop on your precious joggers, then throwing them in the washing machine without worrying about them.
Slightly misses the point of joggers. Unless these are meant to be glamorous party wear joggers that you wear with stilettos so you can look like an ironic drug dealer's girlfriend at the office party? Tasteful. And a little bit glossy magazine racist.''

Racist pants?

893bet · 27-11-2016 5:07pm

Widdershins wrote: »

''Marks and spencer cashmere joggers. Sounds like a lovely idea - until you imagine doing the housework in them, sitting down all sweaty with a hot chocolate which you may or may not slop on your precious joggers, then throwing them in the washing machine without worrying about them.
Slightly misses the point of joggers. Unless these are meant to be glamorous party wear joggers that you wear with stilettos so you can look like an ironic drug dealer's girlfriend at the office party? Tasteful. And a little bit glossy magazine racist.''

Racist pants?

I bet the person feels smart for being so insightful and pondering such great thoughts.

Widdershins · 27-11-2016 5:10pm

893bet wrote: »

I bet the person feels smart for being so insightful and pondering such great thoughts.

She is a scientist when the topic is science, an economist when it's the economy, an ecologist when we discuss the environment. Not an armchair expert-she claims to be qualified in just about everything.

coolhull · 27-11-2016 8:53pm

Fact Hun fuk ume u wnt lose no slep either wil ur kids ..thm 2girls had an argument n went ot n had a fight n Nwe it over wot instead of these foolz data coming calin nmes days AL thy can do says a lot abt ye dsnt it ..fb warriors

Something about two girls fighting, sorry, you have to figure the rest out yourselves.

pq0n1ct4ve8zf5 · 27-11-2016 8:58pm

coolhull wrote: »

Fact Hun fuk ume u wnt lose no slep either wil ur kids ..thm 2girls had an argument n went ot n had a fight n Nwe it over wot instead of these foolz data coming calin nmes days AL thy can do says a lot abt ye dsnt it ..fb warriors

Something about two girls fighting, sorry, you have to figure this out yourselves.
And if you do, will you let me know? Please?

Fact hun, f*ck me you won't lose any sleep and neither will your kids. Those two girls had an argument and went out and had a fight and now it's over wha? Instead of these fools that are coming calling names, that's all they can do - says a lot about ye doesn't it? Facebook Warriors.

Dave_The_Sheep · 27-11-2016 9:02pm

That was far too much effort to decipher.

Lady Haywire · 27-11-2016 9:03pm

coolhull wrote: »

Fact Hun fuk ume u wnt lose no slep either wil ur kids ..thm 2girls had an argument n went ot n had a fight n Nwe it over wot instead of these foolz data coming calin nmes days AL thy can do says a lot abt ye dsnt it ..fb warriors

Something about two girls fighting, sorry, you have to figure the rest out yourselves.

Fact hun, Fúck them. You won't lose any sleep over it, nor will your kids. Those two girls had an argument and went out and had a fight and now it's over. (What?!) Instead of these fools that are coming, calling names these days, that's all they can do. Says a lot about ye doesn't it, facebook/keyboard warriors.

I think that's about the gist of it but I'm still confused. Did her daughter have a scrap with someone perhaps?

pq0n1ct4ve8zf5 · 27-11-2016 9:07pm

Lady Haywire wrote: »

Fact hun, Fúck them. You won't lose any sleep over it, nor will your kids. Those two girls had an argument and went out and had a fight and now it's over. (What?!) Instead of these fools that are coming, calling names these days, that's all they can do. Says a lot about ye doesn't it, facebook/keyboard warriors.

I think that's about the gist of it but I'm still confused. Did her daughter have a scrap with someone perhaps?

I reckon either Hun or Hun Jr had an argument that resulted in a scrap, Hun is getting crap from people on Facebook over it, and the author of this snippet of wisdom is saying it's better to punch out your differences and move on rather than be calling names and talking sh1t on social media.

HS3 · 27-11-2016 9:23pm

ffs....yeah...lets just kill a rat cos it's given you (a not even bad) bite. sod working around it and looking into the why's and dealing with it...just kill it.

ffs some people and their so called advice! >-<

(sorry...ranting about a thread i've seen in the rat group am in lol)

^^^ this one is on a fast track to Deleteville. She's talking about pet rats btw.

Guy:Incognito · 28-11-2016 10:19am

A friend just became friends with what appears to be a middle aged , respectable woman who "worked at self imployed".

yerwanthere123 · 28-11-2016 1:23pm

F*ck! Well i guess thats what I get for not looking after my teeth properly

Why tell your 362 Facebook friends that you've got manky teeth?

Dumb/Great Facebook Status {merge} [No Names] - Part II

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