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Dumb/Great Facebook Status [No Names] - Part III

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    #302
    Leg End Reject
    Registered Users Posts: 16,350 ✭✭✭✭Leg End Reject


    Deebles McBeebles wrote: »
    That's one of the best things I've read on this thread. One of the few that's not on the dumb side of the scale.

    It's effing hilarious though! :D
    https://forumofgames.com/index.php

    >>> Staying Alive <<<



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    #303
    Lady Haywire
    Registered Users Posts: 5,181 ✭✭✭Lady Haywire


    Polar101 wrote: »
    "Perhaps

    Just cautious?

    There r too many hoaxtrs..
    just hlp chldrn nothers fir
    instance..selectv..those who won't drain
    resrcs n not pose danger to the communiry"

    I think on about immigrants? Saying there's too many hoaxers & we should just help kids |& mothers for instance. Be selective with those who won't drain resources & not pose a danger to the community.


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    #304
    Foweva Awone
    Registered Users Posts: 1,740 ✭✭✭Foweva Awone


    Deebles McBeebles wrote: »
    That's one of the best things I've read on this thread. One of the few that's not on the dumb side of the scale.

    My favourite part is the face like a stepped-on rissole, I'm gonna steal that one!!


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    #305
    sligojoek
    Registered Users Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    Foweva Awone wrote: »
    My favourite part is the face like a stepped-on rissole, I'm gonna steal that one!!

    A face like an ordinary rissole is bad enough.


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    #306
    pgj2015
    Registered Users Posts: 8,927 ✭✭✭pgj2015


    Foweva Awone wrote: »
    My favourite part is the face like a stepped-on rissole, I'm gonna steal that one!!




    The bit about the panic attack is the best bit.


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    #307
    knucklehead6
    Registered Users Posts: 6,738 ✭✭✭knucklehead6


    It was lifted from the Wexford Corporation fb page


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    #308
    Ted_YNWA
    Registered Users Posts: 71,799 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    knucklehead6 wrote:
    It was lifted from the Wexford Corporation fb page

    That's a great parody account tbf.


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    #309
    Polar101
    Registered Users Posts: 3,752 ✭✭✭Polar101


    Lady Haywire wrote: »
    I think on about immigrants? Saying there's too many hoaxers & we should just help kids |& mothers for instance. Be selective with those who won't drain resources & not pose a danger to the community.

    I think you've got it.. makes sense now (almost) if it was actually 'mothers'.


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    #310
    coolhull
    Registered Users Posts: 49,731 ✭✭✭✭coolhull


    "No the problem is that the govement are taking in refuges a d given them a houwse car every tink for free and then to the peple that are from there are just told oh we can't help it's fu*kin shockin help are owen peple befor otters send them back to where they came from not are problem so why should they be looked after befor are owen fu*king shoking f*cking govement",


    'Help are owen peple befor otters'


    Why? Are otters now getting ahead of themselves?
    Are our beautiful wild rivers not good enough for them anymore?
    Coming over here n taking "are howzes, are cars evry tink...."
    Damned hairy long-tailed fur - rinners!!!


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    #311
    kildare lad
    Registered Users Posts: 2,010 ✭✭✭kildare lad


    Hahaha when ur ex rings ye threatening t burn me and my kids out of our house on today of all days ,and his big junkie bird sends ye a friend request then blocks ye haha havin a creep wer ye love 🀭🀣🀣 the shame of the two of yis scruffy good for nothing junkies yis are more than welcome to come to me today but neither of yis would have the bottle , I'm in the right humour for yous knackers keep it up I'm warning yis ,two ****in muts I'll leave it at that for now because yous arnt worth the jail time 💯🖕


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    #312
    sligojoek
    Registered Users Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    Picture the scene: you buy your son a quad bike for his birthday. It’s a great gift & he’s happy. On his next birthday you give him £300, you’re a pretty good dad & he’s well happy with £300. Then you tell him you sold the quad bike & got £300 for it. so turns out you’re not a good dad, you’re a c**t cause you just gave him the £300 that was already his and actually gave him **** all for his birthday. I have never wanted to rip someone’s throat out with my bare hands so badly in all my life and I wish to god I had never met the prick. Talk about stitch your own kid up and try to make yourself look good in the process. Absolute C**T !!!!!!!


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    #313
    Foweva Awone
    Registered Users Posts: 1,740 ✭✭✭Foweva Awone


    Girlos in Finglas be like
    "The gubberment are a load a bollix they give us nuttin I swear how are we suppose ta afford Christmas im a single mother with 6 kids and none of the 6 baby daddies give me nuttin, I only have a 4 bed on hap.. I swear I'm bullin

    Then an hour later on a buy and sell page.

    How much are your late late goody boxes? 30 euro each? What's in them 2 cans 2 packera crips and jellies? Ah yeah give us 6 of them. I'll collect them later me jeep is in getting serviced, ah no yeah it's grand I've to fly over that way anyway I've to pick up moncler jackets for hayden Jayden kayden and Brayden in brown thomas anyway luv XXX

    #gotheshopyerselfyalazycunt


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    #314
    chooseusername
    Registered Users Posts: 3,588 ✭✭✭chooseusername


    No Moncler jackets for Layden and Gayden then?
    I like the hashtag.
    (Cracking wind-up)


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    #315
    Hotblack Desiato
    Registered Users Posts: 33,909 ✭✭✭✭Hotblack Desiato


    sligojoek wrote: »
    Picture the scene: you buy your son a quad bike for his birthday.

    No quicker route to A+E and maybe the paraplegia ward

    Life ain't always empty.



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    #316
    Niles
    Registered Users Posts: 1,186 ✭✭✭Niles


    Foweva Awone wrote: »
    've to pick up moncler jackets for hayden Jayden kayden and Brayden in brown thomas anyway luv XXX

    I'm picturing a north Dublin take on Donald Duck raising Huey, Dewey and Louie.


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    #317
    coolhull
    Registered Users Posts: 49,731 ✭✭✭✭coolhull


    Is de care doc open in level5 ?? If so does enyone have the number. One of my little angles is sick


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    #318
    Mam of 4
    Registered Users Posts: 21,825 ✭✭✭✭Mam of 4


    coolhull wrote: »
    Is de care doc open in level5 ?? If so does enyone have the number. One of my little angles is sick

    Is she going to wait until after midnight on Wednesday for level 5 to kick in before she rings the caredoc ?!!


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    #319
    Mollyb60
    Registered Users Posts: 6,560 ✭✭✭Mollyb60


    From a news report on a cafe offering free meals to kids:
    "I think yous are all missing the point in stead of ready cooling people on the system...."


    I had to read this about 6 times before I understood what she meant. I'm hoping it was just autocorrect.


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    #320
    fritzelly
    Registered Users Posts: 17,248 ✭✭✭✭fritzelly


    I'm lost?


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    #321
    ohnonotgmail
    Registered Users Posts: 40,151 ✭✭✭✭ohnonotgmail


    fritzelly wrote: »
    I'm lost?

    ready cooling = ridiculing


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    #322
    chooseusername
    Registered Users Posts: 3,588 ✭✭✭chooseusername


    ohnonotgmail wrote: »
    ready cooling = ridiculing
    And me thinking it was "really fooling".
    Fooled me that did.


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    #323
    coolhull
    Registered Users Posts: 49,731 ✭✭✭✭coolhull


    For sale dryer. table machonnegy 6ft.x4ft. Lamp.car audi a 6 diesel.



    Presumably s/he means a mahogany table, but who knows?


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    #324
    Foweva Awone
    Registered Users Posts: 1,740 ✭✭✭Foweva Awone


    "So apparently dares a eastern European gang goin around tryin to snatch kids one or two stories also of them breaking into homes also for kids why are ppl just taking pics of them shud box the ears off them I'm not racist I'd be sayin the same if day were Irish doing it dirty dogs shud be killed and another thing is day shudnt even be over ere shud be well checked comin into the country anything happens to my kids or anyone's I kno I'll do life. if ppl don't agree with this status nd think it's racist I don't give a fuk like I said In the post if day were Irish I'd say the same a difference between protecting our children and been racist.. fukin dirty filths"

    Defo not racist, this one.


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    #325
    Notmything
    Registered Users Posts: 975 ✭✭✭Notmything


    Foweva Awone wrote: »
    "So apparently dares a eastern European gang goin around tryin to snatch kids one or two stories also of them breaking into homes also for kids why are ppl just taking pics of them shud box the ears off them I'm not racist I'd be sayin the same if day were Irish doing it dirty dogs shud be killed and another thing is day shudnt even be over ere shud be well checked comin into the country anything happens to my kids or anyone's I kno I'll do life. if ppl don't agree with this status nd think it's racist I don't give a fuk like I said In the post if day were Irish I'd say the same a difference between protecting our children and been racist.. fukin dirty filths"

    Defo not racist, this one.

    Sounds like same ones my brother posted a warning about on FB, included a photo of them in Wexford for added authenticity. Apparently Wexford is full of UK reg cars and has union jack bunting everywhere. He refuses to accept the photo may not be legit.


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    #326
    Foweva Awone
    Registered Users Posts: 1,740 ✭✭✭Foweva Awone


    "I havent hit any one since the last time i sparred. But I swear to god if one more wanker in this area calls me a northsider again i will dig ur head in, im from f***in Tallaght yes thick f***s been honest wouldn't mind been a northsider atleaset there decent people. Soundest c***s u will meet... But yous are a whole different breed over here if i didnt have a council house id be gone"


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    #327
    Foweva Awone
    Registered Users Posts: 1,740 ✭✭✭Foweva Awone


    And from the same girl...

    "2year suspended and gets knicked, only centimetres away from been aloud to see hes daughter.. F***in tick even if he's really really really lucky to be released with a charge sheet. Hes ruined it for himself.. MY child now. F**ing stupid scumbag, shes never guna no you chance after chance after chance ughhhhhh feel like goin the garda station and asking them to let me in the cell for a five minute, knock the stupidity out of him someone needs to,

    i wrote that after he got knicked the 1st time then i gets a call at half eleven of kevin street to say he was arrested again and they said they were keepin him for court now i know that ur aloud a visitor when they keep u in custody so i said right ill be down here was the sergeant now don't start when u get here. they now me too well so went into the room and i f***in hopped him out of it about the three kids i said u take 2 on weekends how dya think those 2 would feel not been able to say ye and tusla wernt long away from letting see (daughter) . And u f***ed it all up with them know i goes ur goin to get about 3 years inclus the suspended and because of the price of the damage the judge wont accept juristicion and he'll be sent to the circuit court glad were finished

    member at one stage he wasnt havin a bar of her wasnt doin the dna remember all the nights he left me sobbin and now he has his result he thinks hes daddy of the year. i just keep tellin him I slipped the doctor money to rig the results and he's really not her da yeno purrrre manipulating and emotional abuse at it finest getting into his head and break-in the bastard down to nothin he did it to me revenge is sweet"


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    #328
    ohnonotgmail
    Registered Users Posts: 40,151 ✭✭✭✭ohnonotgmail


    Foweva Awone wrote: »
    And from the same girl...

    "2year suspended and gets knicked, only centimetres away from been aloud to see hes daughter.. F***in tick even if he's really really really lucky to be released with a charge sheet. Hes ruined it for himself.. MY child now. F**ing stupid scumbag, shes never guna no you chance after chance after chance ughhhhhh feel like goin the garda station and asking them to let me in the cell for a five minute, knock the stupidity out of him someone needs to,

    i wrote that after he got knicked the 1st time then i gets a call at half eleven of kevin street to say he was arrested again and they said they were keepin him for court now i know that ur aloud a visitor when they keep u in custody so i said right ill be down here was the sergeant now don't start when u get here. they now me too well so went into the room and i f***in hopped him out of it about the three kids i said u take 2 on weekends how dya think those 2 would feel not been able to say ye and tusla wernt long away from letting see (daughter) . And u f***ed it all up with them know i goes ur goin to get about 3 years inclus the suspended and because of the price of the damage the judge wont accept juristicion and he'll be sent to the circuit court glad were finished

    member at one stage he wasnt havin a bar of her wasnt doin the dna remember all the nights he left me sobbin and now he has his result he thinks hes daddy of the year. i just keep tellin him I slipped the doctor money to rig the results and he's really not her da yeno purrrre manipulating and emotional abuse at it finest getting into his head and break-in the bastard down to nothin he did it to me revenge is sweet"

    Jesus that is desperately sad. Like an episode of jeremy Kyle


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    #329
    dreamers75
    Registered Users Posts: 20,558 ✭✭✭✭dreamers75


    Foweva awone is the real hero here.

    She/he/her/him/they/them keeps these people on FB for us.


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    #330
    Foweva Awone
    Registered Users Posts: 1,740 ✭✭✭Foweva Awone


    dreamers75 wrote: »
    Foweva awone is the real hero here.

    She/he/her/him/they/them keeps these people on FB for us.

    I move in some interesting circles. :o


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    #331
    pgj2015
    Registered Users Posts: 8,927 ✭✭✭pgj2015


    Foweva Awone wrote: »
    I move in some interesting circles. :o




    I know them types, stay with a waster for years then bitch about him for the rest of their lives. its their own fault, no sympathy for them.


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