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  • #102
    krudler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    Dad! you killed the zombie Flanders!
    He was a zombie?


  • #103
    Terry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    alwaysadub wrote: »
    See my vest, see my vest, made with real gorilla chest,
    Liiiiiiiike my loafers, former Gophers...


  • #104
    Nulty
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,838 ✭✭✭Nulty


    Yeah, I've been starving them, teasing them, singing off key... ma, me my moo.......mar mo mar may ...


  • #105
    Aldebaran
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,053 ✭✭✭Aldebaran


    Homer: There's the right way, the wrong way, and the Homer Simpson way.
    Bart: Isn't that just the wrong way?
    Homer: Yes, but faster!


  • #106
    Cravez
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,031 ✭✭✭Cravez


    Talkin outta turn..
    That's a paddlin'

    Lookin out the window..
    That's a paddlin'

    Starin at my Sandles..
    That's a paddlin'

    Paddlin the school canoe..
    Oh you better believe that's a paddlin'


  • #107
    the gob
    Closed Accounts Posts: 45 ✭the gob


    they have the internet on computers now


  • #108
    krudler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    What kind of instrument would you like Lisa? xylomophone? obomoboe? saxomophone?


  • #109
    Voodoomelon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,660 ✭✭✭Voodoomelon


    Potatoman!

    Thank god, where have you been?!


  • #110
    Daith
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,058 ✭✭✭Daith


    I can't live the buttoned down life like you. I want it all: the terrifying lows, the dizzying highs, the creamy middles! Sure, I might offend a few of the blue-noses with my cocky stride and musky odor - oh, I'll never be the darling of the so-called 'City Fathers' who cluck their tongues, stroke their beards, and talk about what's to be done with this Homer Simpson?


  • #111
    krudler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    Careful men, he wets his pants.


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  • #112
    El_Dangeroso
    Users Awaiting Email Confirmation Posts: 5,620 ✭✭✭El_Dangeroso


    Marge, prepare the celebration ham!

    All we have left are the earthquake ham and the condolence ham.

    Marge, they're just hams...


  • #113
    Creature
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,005 ✭✭✭Creature


    Terry wrote: »
    Liiiiiiiike my loafers, former Gophers...

    It was that, or skin my chauffeurs.


  • #114
    Busi_Girl08
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,091 ✭✭✭✭Busi_Girl08


    Aldebaran wrote: »
    I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman!

    Homie, that's not God! That's just the waffle Bart threw on the ceiling yesterday.


  • #115
    alwaysadub
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    Terry wrote: »
    Liiiiiiiike my loafers, former Gophers...

    it was that or skin my chauffers..


  • #116
    ballsymchugh
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,938 ✭✭✭ballsymchugh


    the bee stung my bottom, now my bottom's big :(


  • #117
    Terry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    Creature wrote: »
    It was that, or skin my chauffeurs.
    But a greyhound fur tuxedo
    Would be best,


  • #118
    Royal Seahawk
    Registered Users Posts: 1,001 ✭✭✭Royal Seahawk


    Creature wrote: »
    Were you saying "boo" or "boo-urns"?

    I was saying "boo-urns"....


  • #119
    darragh16
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 882 ✭✭✭darragh16


    Homer: “Ever since you started therapy all you can do is talk about yourself. But what about me, Marge?”

    Marge: “I just left my first session and I haven’t even opened my mouth yet."

    Homer: “You see? You see? 'I' just left 'my' first session, and 'I' haven’t opened 'my' mouth yet.”


  • #120
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Gee a joke...oh...umm...oh funny...OK, this guy walks into a bar and takes out a tiny piano, and a 12 inch pianist...Ooh - no, wait! I can't tell that one! Oh-Hoh!


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  • #121
    Professey Chin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,054 ✭✭✭✭Professey Chin


    My Homer is not a Communist. He may be a Liar, a Pig, an Idiot, a Communist, but He is not a Porn Star


  • #122
    Voodoomelon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,660 ✭✭✭Voodoomelon


    Burn that seat.


  • #123
    Creature
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,005 ✭✭✭Creature


    Terry wrote: »
    But a greyhound fur tuxedo
    Would be best,

    So lets prepare these dogs!


  • #124
    Terry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    Return to my own vomit like a dog
    Rhymes and giggles muffle the dialogue
    Carve my initials in a tree, I will never leave
    Maybe one day I'll be royalty


  • #125
    krudler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    We want Krunchy!


  • #126
    Dudess
    Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    Guys like me? I'M a guy like me!


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  • #127
    Aldebaran
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,053 ✭✭✭Aldebaran


    Busi_Girl08 wrote: »
    Homie, that's not God! That's just the waffle Bart threw on the ceiling yesterday.

    Mmm, sacrilicious.


  • #128
    dRNk SAnTA
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 777 ✭✭✭dRNk SAnTA


    Sir someone is charging room-service to the company.

    Well, we'll just see about that! Fly my pretties! Fly!.......
    Continue the research...


  • #129
    SeaFields
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,551 ✭✭✭SeaFields


    NEEERRRRRRRDDDDDDD!


  • #130
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    We can't bust heads like we used to. But we have our ways. One trick is to tell stories that don't go anywhere. Like the time I caught the ferry to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for m'shoe. So I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt. Which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. Gimme five bees for a quarter, you'd say. Now where was I... oh yeah. The important thing was that I had an onion tied to my belt, which was the style at the time. You couldn't get white onions, because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones...


  • #131
    the gob
    Closed Accounts Posts: 45 ✭the gob


    darragh16 wrote: »
    Homer: “Ever since you started therapy all you can do is talk about yourself. But what about me, Marge?”

    Marge: “I just left my first session and I haven’t even opened my mouth yet."

    Homer: “You see? You see? 'I' just left 'my' first session, and 'I' haven’t opened 'my' mouth yet.”

    i work on a sliding scale my fees start at 75 dollars an hour

    homer: keep sliding


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  • #132
    krudler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    Homer, we have someone who may be able to help!
    Batman?
    He's a scientist!
    Batmans a scientist..
    Its not Batman!


  • #133
    Creature
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,005 ✭✭✭Creature


    SeaFields wrote: »
    NEEERRRRRRRDDDDDDD!

    Hey, did you get a load of the NERD?!


  • #134
    krudler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    You can't treat the working man this way. One day, we'll form a union and get the fair and equitable treatment we deserve. Then we'll go too far, and get corrupt and shiftless, and the Japanese will eat us alive!

    The Japanese? Those sandal-wearing goldfish-tenders? Bosh! Flimshaw!


  • #135
    darragh16
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 882 ✭✭✭darragh16


    SeaFields wrote: »
    NEEERRRRRRRDDDDDDD!

    Randy...


  • #136
    cleremy jarkson
    Closed Accounts Posts: 542 ✭✭✭cleremy jarkson


    I'm a man of few words.

    Any questions?


  • #137
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    mmm, forbidden donut!


  • #138
    krudler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    Creature wrote: »
    Hey, did you get a load of the NERD?!

    Excuse me?


  • #139
    Dudess
    Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    EatthepuddingEatthepuddingEatthepuddingEatthepuddingEatthepuddingEatthepuddingEatthepuddingEatthepuddingEatthepuddingEatthepudding


  • #140
    krudler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    cleremy jarkson wrote: »
    I'm a man of few words.

    Any questions?

    Is the poop deck really what I think it is?


  • #141
    AlmightyCushion
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,100 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    Terry wrote: »
    Liiiiiiiike my loafers, former Gophers...

    It was that or skin my chauffeurs


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  • #142
    Risteard
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,698 ✭✭✭Risteard


    Martin: In a sample taken in this very classroom, a state inspector found 1.74 parts per million of asbestos!

    Bart:That's not enough! We demand MORE asbestos, More asbestos, more asbestos

    ________________

    Dean: Hi there! Hello, I'm Dean Peterson, but you can call me Bobby. I just want you to know if you ever feel stressed out from studying or whatever, I'm always up for some hackey sack. Or,hey! If you just want to come by and jam, I used to be the bas player for the Pretenders.

    Homer: Boy, I can't wait to take some of the starch out of that stuffed shirt.


  • #143
    Aldebaran
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,053 ✭✭✭Aldebaran


    My eyes! The goggles do nothing!


  • #144
    the purple tin
    Registered Users Posts: 10,943 ✭✭✭✭the purple tin


    Hey Maw, get off the dang roof.


  • #145
    krudler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    Now Homer, dont you eat this pie!
    Ok pie, I'm gonna be doing this *nyom nyom* and if you get eaten, its your own fault!
    nyom
    nyom
    nyom
    *cracks head on press*
    Ooowwwwwwww! aaahhh my he...ah the hell with it
    *eats pie*


  • #146
    cleremy jarkson
    Closed Accounts Posts: 542 ✭✭✭cleremy jarkson


    krudler wrote: »
    Is the poop deck really what I think it is?

    So, what's the best way to get peace?


  • #147
    Busi_Girl08
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,091 ✭✭✭✭Busi_Girl08


    Alright pie. I'm just going to bite the air like this 'Om! Om! Om!'. And if you get eaten, it's your own fault.

    Om! Om! Om! O- *BANG* OOOWWW!! oOOH....Oh to hell with it *OOOOMNOMNOMNOM...*

    EDIT - Woooooaaah.


  • #148
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Does somebody have another barf cone?


  • #149
    Super-Rush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,473 ✭✭✭✭Super-Rush


    Must kill Moe.........weeeeeeee
    Must kill Moe.........weeeeeeee


  • #150
    cleremy jarkson
    Closed Accounts Posts: 542 ✭✭✭cleremy jarkson


    Marge: What on earth possessed you to getting an earring?

    Bart: Milhouse has one!

    Marge: If Milhouse jumped off a cliff--

    Bart: Milhouse jumped off a cliff? I'm there!


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  • #151
    the gob
    Closed Accounts Posts: 45 ✭the gob


    the purple tin wrote: »
    Hey Maw, get off the dang roof.

    dang cletus whyd you park so close to your parents?

    now brandine they is your parents too


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