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The NOPE Thread *Not for the Squeamish*

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 33,733 ✭✭✭✭Myrddin


    BadGirl wrote: »
    Mans foot Vs Lawnmower

    Is fairly gruesome.... You have been warned!

    Severed tendons, ground up meat....ugh, I'll put off ordering a quarter pounder tonight now :(

    To anyone who likes those zit/cyst popping videos...you freaks :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,478 ✭✭✭✭gnfnrhead


    Taken from Facebook, guy I know is in Lebanon

    This beauty showed up in the accomodation.

    http://i.imgur.com/fK6PO.jpg

    My girlfriend is arachnophobic so I'm on spider duty, but FCUK THAT!!! FIRE!! :eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,969 ✭✭✭hardCopy



    That just made my feet and hands break out in a sweat!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,968 ✭✭✭✭Praetorian Saighdiuir


    --Kaiser-- wrote: »
    Camel spiders are not especially big nor are they actually spiders so they can't climb walls like one


    Calm down Capt.Bringdown! ;)


    If it looks like a spider and its fast like a spider..............to me its a spider! (even though its a scorpion)

    Heres a pic of one of them that we took in Chad


    2149vuf.jpg


    When its in a tent with ya, uninvited, you can call it whatever you want!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,667 ✭✭✭Frynge


    Frynge wrote: »
    i don't think i want to.

    what are the chances its something like 'man hit by train'.

    when i looked at it it was actually quite interesting.

    i think it would be NOPE for me if the lawnmower and lots of blood were in the pic too.

    Its like what is shown on hospital/surgury shows on tv


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 962 ✭✭✭chavezychavez


    Posters who put up rat with maggot in neck and cat with maggot in eye.........................

    NOPE

    :eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,775 ✭✭✭✭Gbear


    Hand caught in meat grinder: https://encrypted-tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ-Hz4E6AMjiYW6CblDb8juxCnipxRK7K6kRbJ463GU6u_i-mf8Sw


    Obviously graphic - it's a hand caught in a meat grinder.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,402 ✭✭✭Tinie


    Next time your walking through water on a beach, this guy will get ya

    funny-gifs-mantis-shrimp-feeds.gif


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 302 ✭✭steinone




    One of the creepier things I have seen in a long time.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,071 ✭✭✭user2011


    Anyone else take like 10mins too read chunkylovers last 2 lines in post #701.

    Pictures in my head omg :pac:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,893 ✭✭✭Canis Lupus


    When I was in an eco lodge in the Amazon there were 3 tarantulas just wandering about the ceiling of the hut I was in... Having said that they're not a patch on Wolf spiders, Tarantulas just slowly wander about where as Wolf spiders.... they move 'with intent'.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,327 ✭✭✭p to the e


    BadGirl wrote: »
    Mans foot Vs Lawnmower

    Is fairly gruesome.... You have been warned!

    For foots sake!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,778 ✭✭✭up for anything


    NOPE to calamari!
    A 63-year-old South Korean woman was shocked to learn she "became pregnant" with 12 baby squid after eating a portion of calamari. The story - definitely giving new meaning to the term "Octomom" - was detailed in a scientific paper authored by researchers at the Kwandong University College of Medicine.

    Bleurgh. :eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 58,456 ✭✭✭✭ibarelycare


    R6xtV.jpg


    Jackie Stallone (Sylvester's 90-year-old mother)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,296 ✭✭✭RandolphEsq


    For a 90 year old, she isn't too bad.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 189 ✭✭Ourlad



    Jackie Stallone (Sylvester's 90-year-old mother)

    Reminds me of the female gremlin from Gremlins 2.

    11086594_gal.jpg


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 58,456 ✭✭✭✭ibarelycare


    Yeah you wouldn't think she was 90. But...dem lips :eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,150 ✭✭✭.E_C_K_S.


    Why is there an ass on her face? Jayus some people!:eek:


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,261 ✭✭✭7ofBrian


    Yes i would! :pac:


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,968 ✭✭✭✭Praetorian Saighdiuir


    Lips like a prolapsed rectum!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,659 ✭✭✭CrazyRabbit


    http://i.imgur.com/R6xtV.jpg

    Jackie Stallone (Sylvester's 90-year-old mother)

    I suspect that some parts of her are much younger...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,109 ✭✭✭RikkFlair


    Is she smiling or frowning in that pic? Hard to tell


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,320 ✭✭✭splashthecash


    How the **** did I end up here???....I turned on my laptop to buy a train ticket


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,953 ✭✭✭aujopimur


    I wonder what her other lips look like ?.


  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,945 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    mod:

    The stuff deleted has seriously crossed the line. (Or quoted the thingy that crossed the line)

    Let's leave it at that and wash our eyes out.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,990 ✭✭✭Darksaga87


    http://i.imgur.com/R6xtV.jpg


    Jackie Stallone (Sylvester's 90-year-old mother)

    HPK0H.gif


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    Man in Gimp suit sure loves Human Gravy :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,387 ✭✭✭glynf


    Yeeeugh, he must be a walking disease bag..


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,936 ✭✭✭LEIN


    That's done it for me. Bye Bye thread........


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,808 ✭✭✭FatherLen


    why would anyone want to swim in shit
    why?













    why?


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 991 ✭✭✭Digitalism


    Duggy747 wrote: »
    Man in Gimp suit sure loves Human Gravy :pac:
    Please be fake... thats fake right???? RIGHT???? :eek::eek:

    Hands down the most vile thing ive seen in this thread, and one of the most disgusting things in general ive ever seen in my life.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,402 ✭✭✭Tinie


    FatherLen wrote: »
    why would anyone want to swim in shit
    why?
    Ive seen things like that before on youtube, and it still as sick as ever to this day, and apparently the bat shít crazy feckers do it as it turns them on. Its usually the septic tank belonging to the house/flat of some girl or whatever that they are obsessed about or stalking. Its insane, he must contract a crazy amount of diseases and sicknesses from that.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,346 ✭✭✭✭SteelyDanJalapeno


    WHAT THE F*CK IS WRONG PEOPLE????????


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 779 ✭✭✭Propane Nightmare


    Duggy747 wrote: »
    Man in Gimp suit sure loves Human Gravy :pac:
    NOPE

    Thats the bottom of his old swimming pool, and he filled it up with water and threw in some chunks of muck from his garden and some chocolate mixing powder.... yep thats it.... :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,249 ✭✭✭Scioch


    Ohhhh fcuk me thats nasty. sdhgshglhglwang;ohrw *shudders*.


  • Registered Users Posts: 663 ✭✭✭SimpleLogic


    sbsp.jpg


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    watch in fullscreen and on headphones. its a free to download game, spare pants not included. basically you walk around a dark area looking for pages, you have to collect 8, and you're being followed by the Slender Man, who does nothing but appear when you dont expect it. I havent played it yet, and I dont intend to!



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,346 ✭✭✭✭SteelyDanJalapeno


    What a waste of 7 minutes, that looks sh*t!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,283 ✭✭✭Chorcai


    RE: gimp man in shíte

    reminds of that story of some guy who kept breaking into a farmers yard and jacking off with the cows he spead shíte all over himself while doing it. I'll dig it up.

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/6671012/Man-with-sexual-fetish-for-slurry-jailed.html

    found it


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,249 ✭✭✭Scioch


    Chorcai wrote: »
    RE: gimp man in shíte

    reminds of that story of some guy who kept breaking into a farmers yard and jacking off with the cows he spead shíte all over himself while doing it. I'll dig it up.

    There was a story recently of a German guy hiding in a portaloo at a music festival too. Some women heard movements and called security and after a while out he came naked and covered from head to toe in shíte.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,570 ✭✭✭Elmidena


    krudler wrote: »
    watch in fullscreen and on headphones. its a free to download game, spare pants not included. basically you walk around a dark area looking for pages, you have to collect 8, and you're being followed by the Slender Man, who does nothing but appear when you dont expect it. I havent played it yet, and I dont intend to!
    It's fairly decent for something that's free, but annoying at the same time as running can feck up the torch and make it point to the ground instead of ahead. It's the kinda game where you'll jump as you play it if you're the sort to get worked up playing Snap waiting for the right card :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,283 ✭✭✭Chorcai


    Scioch wrote: »
    There was a story recently of a German guy hiding in a portaloo at a music festival too. Some women heard movements and called security and after a while out he came naked and covered from head to toe in shíte.

    Can't for the life of me remember what film this was in, it was a UK gangster film, (think Lock Stock etc) but one of the characters pays a prostitute money to take a shíte onto a glass table while he was under neat it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    Now this is NSFW.

    Man films himself entering some public jacks and cleans everything...................with his tongue while getting really into it! :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,296 ✭✭✭RandolphEsq


    horrified-womanw202h300.gif


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,387 ✭✭✭glynf


    Chorcai wrote: »
    RE: gimp man in shíte

    reminds of that story of some guy who kept breaking into a farmers yard and jacking off with the cows he spead shíte all over himself while doing it. I'll dig it up.

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/6671012/Man-with-sexual-fetish-for-slurry-jailed.html

    found it

    Reminds me of this charmer, caught banging a goat... lol


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,150 ✭✭✭.E_C_K_S.


    For this thread and the last 2 pages in particular
    DEMOT1.jpg?1298274982


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,283 ✭✭✭Chorcai


    Duggy747 wrote: »
    Now this is NSFW.

    Man films himself entering some public jacks and cleans everything...................with his tongue while getting really into it! :(

    I turned into a black woman watching that... sayin Oh no you dit'ent and hell no!!!



  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,855 ✭✭✭Charlie Haughy


    Re the man swimming chocolate sauce...

    ewww-eccbc87e4b5ce2fe28308fd9f2a7baf3-573.gif


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,600 ✭✭✭✭CMpunked


    Duggy747 wrote: »
    Man in Gimp suit sure loves Human Gravy :pac:

    Suppose if there's golden showers there was always going to be a thing for brown baths!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,327 ✭✭✭p to the e


    krudler wrote: »
    watch in fullscreen and on headphones. its a free to download game, spare pants not included. basically you walk around a dark area looking for pages, you have to collect 8, and you're being followed by the Slender Man, who does nothing but appear when you dont expect it. I havent played it yet, and I dont intend to!


    Somebody never played Silent Hill. Which reminds me, here's a clip of some bits. This game left me scared pants less for days.


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