Dumb/Great Facebook Status [No Names] - Part III

fussyonion wrote: »

PLZ KEEP MY UNCLE IN YOUR TOTS AND PAYERS TONIGHT PEOPLES HE HAS JURASSIC SPINE INJURIES AND ALSO A BROKEN LEG GBH HE WILL BE OK TO WALK MARYJANE DOWN THE ISLE NEXT WEEK #HEALINGTOTS

BattleCorp wrote: »

Jurassic = Thoracic??? :pac::pac::pac::pac:

fussyonion wrote: »

'Rip to my sister first birthday in Haven miss u so much but i know your up there shaking what our momma gave you hope your doin your famos twerk for god lmao'

Sorry for the haters. On educated

its happening again...

Just in case!

The new Facebook/Meta rule starts tomorrow where they can use your photos. Don't forget the deadline is today! This could be used in lawsuits against you. Everything you've ever posted is posted today - even messages that have been deleted. It doesn't cost anything, just copy and post, better than regretting later.

Under UCC Law Sections 1-207, 1-308... I am imposing my Reservation of Rights...

I DO NOT ALLOW Facebook/Meta or any other Facebook/Meta related person to use my photos, information, messages or messages, both in the past and in the future. This statement I inform Facebook/Meta that it is strictly prohibited to disclose, copy, distribute or take any other action against me based on this account and / or its contents. This account content is private and confidential information. Violation of my personal life may be punished by law.

NOTE: Facebook/Meta is now a public organization. All participants should post a note like this.

If you prefer, you can copy and paste this version. If you don't publish a discharge at least once, you'll automatically allow the use of your photos, as well as the information contained in your account status updates. NOT ′′ share ′′ but ′′ copy + paste "!

Their new algorithm is chosen by the same people - about 25 who will read your posts.

Consequently:

Hold your finger anywhere in this post and a copy will appear. Click on Copy. Then go to your page, start a new post and place your finger in an empty field. ′′ Insert ′′ will appear and you will click on it. This will pass the system.

I'm not giving Facebook/Meta permission to share my information posted on their website. PHOTOS, CURRENT or PAST, PUBLICATION, PHONE NUMBER OR POST... Absolutely nothing can be used in any form without my written permission.

I'd forgotten this thread existed.

"So greatfull to be giving a healthy son and daughter "

She's happy to have a new child , I thought she was giving them away.

US person (friend of a friend) posting three separate fundraisers on FB:

#1: My transmission is out and need drivers license back plus help my dog

$0 out of $500 raised

“I need help with either fixing my transmission or replacing my car as my transmission is going out and I need to get to my dr appointments and medications and feel I am going to be stranded on the side of the road and no one will help me also I am asking for donations to help me get my dog sam into the vet the last 2 weeks he has not been able to walk hardly something has gone wrong with his rear left leg as he will not put any pressure on it I have to help him move from location to location and outside so please if there is anything you can help me or my sam with we would greatly appreciate it thank you”

#2: My license and car as the state of Minnesota messed up

$0 out of $700 raised

“I am in need of money to get my license back because when I got my license reinstated 3 years ago the state of Minnesota decided that I didn't have to pay all my reinstatement fees to get my license back so now 3 years later they say I didnt pay for one that happened in 2006 now I am without a license again which I had to work hard and pay alot to get back also I had an accident 2 days before I had lost it again and my car is pretty much undrivable so if there is anyone out there that can help me get back on the road again I would deeply appreciate any help thank you everyone for looking”

#3: My Birthday

$0 out of $200 raised

”Many years have come and gone many years alone many times just another day a year well I have made it through some rough time and a few good I would like to see how many friends I do have and be with me or enjoy another year together”

Thing is, for those three posts, there’s no comments or likes at all. Then suddenly after the last one, she has 5 different posts of her wearing bikinis, and she has hundreds of likes and loads of comments.

Moral of the story is that you’ll make more FB friends flashing the flesh than scabbing for cash. It’s like a modern day’s Aesop’s Fable. She should probably switch to OnlyFans.

Having the confos with m ducks kinda circle time if you will🤣

except were just chilling watching TV!! Tomato tomato!

I'm always teaching them from my life experience!!!

I said to them years and years I've put up with other peoples arseholes ways !!! I fought for people even when they were wrong!!!

I had a strong loyaltie for years to people that would not give a **** about me now ..God be good to my mother I even stopped her going ape to another mother that disrespected her children and grandchildren!!!! Out of loyalty!!!

My *childs name* response was!!!

Mammy!!! Did you confues salt and sugar they look the same but don't taste the same!!!

Like what the ****!!! I didn't think he would ever get it!!!!

I said how do u know that!

He said you always said trust and forgive nobody there all the same🤣🤣🤣

I'm floored he took that in trew the years!!!!

But know my mam has worked her karma and will continue do so !!!

If anyone has done wrong by me...and feel why aren't things going right when things go wrong...sit back and listen to karma wisper sweet nothings in your ear!!! Listen carefully Hear her saying my name!! I'm a trough beleiver of karma....just smile and wave no response is the best response!!!!!

Buble wrap? Did the Canadian crooner go in a new direction?