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  • 03-07-2020 7:32pm
    #1
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭


    If there are boardies out there that have a topic that they want to post about but there has never been a thread to post there topic. Well its here now.
    So anything anybody once to post, work away


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  • #2
    Class MayDresser
    Closed Accounts Posts: 395 ✭✭Class MayDresser


    Kylta wrote: »
    If there are boardies out there that have a topic that they want to post about but there has never been a thread to post there topic. Well its here now.
    So anything anybody once to post, work away

    I onceted to know why posts on threads aren't called nuts, but their was nowhere to axe this qwestun, thanks OP.


  • #3
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Is that not what the whole forum is for?..


  • #4
    peasant
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,819 ✭✭✭✭peasant


    I always wondered, how does a message board actually work?


    :D


  • #5
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Class MayDresser wrote: »
    I onceted to know why posts on threads aren't called nuts, but their was nowhere to axe this qwestun, thanks OP.

    If you want to call them nuts or anything else you feel free


  • #6
    TuringBot47
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 991 ✭✭✭TuringBot47


    I think we need a thread on trans-transexuals.
    People who think they're the other sex but then cop themselves on and realise they're okay.


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  • #7
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Is that not what the whole forum is for?..

    Yeah but some posters have a something in their head and actually don't post it or may start a thread or maybe the revelant topic is not on a thread. Now they can post whatever sh!t they want and when they want it and it doesn't have to be relevant to anything. So happy days.


  • #8
    dan1895
    Registered Users Posts: 4,597 ✭✭✭dan1895


    I don't know what a tracker mortgage is.


  • #9
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    TuringBot47 wrote: »
    I think we need a thread on trans-transexuals.
    People who think they're the other sex but then cop themselves on and realise they're okay.

    Of you go my something when you realise what you are let everybody know. Its trans trans trans all the way to the sexual


  • #10
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Well posters, especially the ladies when you think some guy has an interest in you and he's eyeballing you, check to see if you have your mobile, iphone or whatever is not in your hand. I can say there has been three phones snatched from women's hands in the last two days. So when the guy is looking you up and down make sure its you he's looking at and not your mobile


  • #11
    Leg End Reject
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,531 ✭✭✭✭Leg End Reject


    Kylta wrote: »
    Well posters, especially the ladies when you think some guy has an interest in you and he's eyeballing you, check to see if you have your mobile, iphone or whatever is not in your hand. I can say there has been three phones snatched from women's hands in the last two days. So when the guy is looking you up and down make sure its you he's looking at and not your mobile

    What if I'm so busy minding my phone he steals my boobs?
    https://forumofgames.com/index.php




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  • #12
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Leg End Reject wrote: »
    What if I'm so busy minding my phone he steals my boobs?

    I'll protect your boobs and any other important part of you. Let the fu¢ker
    do what he wants with the fone. And ill have a good cry into your boobs.
    Whoa there a goddamn minute are your boobs worth saving?


  • #13
    I Am Nobody
    Closed Accounts Posts: 726 ✭✭✭I Am Nobody


    Leg End Reject wrote: »
    What if I'm so busy minding my phone he steals my boobs?

    No tits and a bad leg?That would really limit your dating prospects.


  • #14
    Leg End Reject
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,531 ✭✭✭✭Leg End Reject


    I Am Nobody wrote: »
    No tits and a bad leg?That would really limit your dating prospects.

    I know, I'd have a phone but no one to call it.
    https://forumofgames.com/index.php




  • #15
    Trigger Happy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,104 ✭✭✭Trigger Happy


    Leg End Reject wrote: »
    I know, I'd have a phone but no one to call it.

    Go to the lost and found...he might drop em in there when finished with them. Bring a disinfectant wipe though.


  • #16
    Leg End Reject
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,531 ✭✭✭✭Leg End Reject


    Trigger Happy wrote: »
    Go to the lost and found...he might drop em in there when finished with them. Bring a disinfectant wipe though.

    Good thinking, Trig, they could be a bit sticky.
    https://forumofgames.com/index.php




  • #17
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Leg End Reject wrote: »
    Good thinking, Trig, they could be a bit sticky.

    Why would they be sticky?


  • #18
    nthclare
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,315 ✭✭✭nthclare


    My screen on my New smart phone reminds of the curved screens on TV's long ago, are we going back in time and are the new kidz on the block pissing over us and telling us it's raining ???


  • #19
    Leg End Reject
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,531 ✭✭✭✭Leg End Reject


    Kylta wrote: »
    Why would they be sticky?

    :D
    https://forumofgames.com/index.php




  • #20
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Leg End Reject wrote: »
    :D

    You are a tease woman,
    if I was to dream of you could you describe yourself?


  • #21
    Rodney Bathgate
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,445 ✭✭✭Rodney Bathgate


    peasant wrote: »
    I always wondered, how does a message board actually work?


    :D

    You should possibly have asked that question before becoming a moderator...


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  • #22
    Rodney Bathgate
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,445 ✭✭✭Rodney Bathgate


    I’ve heard that you can eat faeces, but that it tastes like sh1t.

    Can anyone confirm please?


  • #23
    Leg End Reject
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,531 ✭✭✭✭Leg End Reject


    Rodney Bathgate wrote: »
    I’ve heard that you can eat faeces, but that it tastes like sh1t.

    Can anyone confirm please?

    There is actually a thread for that, Dave.
    https://forumofgames.com/index.php




  • #24
    Rodney Bathgate
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,445 ✭✭✭Rodney Bathgate


    Leg End Reject wrote: »
    There is actually a thread for that, Dave.

    Discussion of eating sh1t is verboten in that thread, Trigger.


  • #25
    Quantum Erasure
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,743 ✭✭✭Quantum Erasure


    300px-Topic_%28chocolate_bar%29.jpg


  • #26
    Loafing Oaf
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,810 ✭✭✭✭Loafing Oaf


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  • #27
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Fu¢king pigeons and seagull have my car covered in sh!t. Actually the new name for.seagulls should be citygulls they spend more time inland than the do at sea.


  • #28
    I Am Nobody
    Closed Accounts Posts: 726 ✭✭✭I Am Nobody


    All beer bottles should have a twist off.Who carries around a opener?


  • #29
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    It always surprises how whatever the religious topic is that people who believe and people who don't are always quick to ridicule each others beliefs. Whatever happened to respecting each others beliefs.
    I hate to see either or a religious state or atheist state here, I guess we'd be having cruicifions on a sunday on behalf of the non believers. And the auld burning at the stake on friday at the behest of the church.


  • #30
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 92,471 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    I Am Nobody wrote: »
    All beer bottles should have a twist off.Who carries around a opener?
    Use your Swiss Army Knife

    or if you are unfortunate enough to be America use a Leatherman.

    or improvise


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  • #31
    I Am Nobody
    Closed Accounts Posts: 726 ✭✭✭I Am Nobody


    Capt'n Midnight wrote: »
    Use your Swiss Army Knife

    or if you are unfortunate enough to be America use a Leatherman.

    or improvise

    Needlenosed pliers seem to do the trick,and I have way to many of them about the place.


  • #32
    cj maxx
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,543 ✭✭✭✭cj maxx


    Quantum Erasure wrote: »
    300px-Topic_%28chocolate_bar%29.jpg

    You don't see them in the south any more, pity I fancy one now


  • #33
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    cj maxx wrote: »
    You don't see them in the south any more, pity I fancy one now

    I might be wrong but try dealz or a euro giants, i've seen them somewhere before


  • #34
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Why do people talk bollox?
    And why do people listen to them?
    Why do people answer them?


  • #35
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    I have a question! I have loads actually but I can only remember one at a time.

    How did humankind work out that food tastes better when it’s cooked? Was it by accident when they’ve tripped into a fire whilst carrying a raw chicken or what?

    Just thought of another......

    Who worked out that grinding wheat down made flour and that flour made bread? What were they up to when they discovered that?


  • #36
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    I think im missing something on boards. How come I'm not allowed post on some of the AH topics on boards? It baffling that


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  • #37
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Would it be fair to say if you post something ridiculous that your in danger of being called mr feg? In other words is it the equivalent of being called a spanner in real life?


  • #38
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Why do some people call women birds?


  • #39
    Your Face
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,275 ✭✭✭Your Face


    Kylta wrote: »
    Why do some people call women birds?
    Because all of the women they ever meet tend to fly away.


  • #40
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Your Face wrote: »
    Because all of the women they ever meet tend to fly away.

    Mad that, what happens if you want shut of the woman.


  • #41
    Your Face
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,275 ✭✭✭Your Face


    Kylta wrote: »
    Mad that, what happens if you want shut of the woman.


    Unlock the basement and let them free.
    I'd imagine.


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  • #42
    tim3000
    Registered Users Posts: 555 ✭✭✭tim3000


    Why do people believe politicians?

    Why do people say "we" when talking about a soccer team they support?


  • #43
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    tim3000 wrote: »
    Why do people believe politicians?

    Why do people say "we" when talking about a soccer team they support?

    1. Gullible. I think

    2 they think there part of the time
    I think


  • #44
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Reregs. Are reregs poster who have been banned or posters who have left and reregistered under a different name?
    And is it possible to have numerous profiles by the same person?


  • #45
    bodhrandude
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,641 ✭✭✭✭bodhrandude


    Noodle Toodle could be another way to say SPLAAAAAAAARGE!

    If you want to get into it, you got to get out of it. (Hawkwind 1982)



  • #46
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Is there something wrong with boards, it keeps going off for some reason,


  • #47
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 13,712 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Kylta wrote: »
    Reregs. Are reregs poster who have been banned or posters who have left and reregistered under a different name?
    And is it possible to have numerous profiles by the same person?

    I'd say most re regs are ban related, but just guessing. I wonder if anyone genuinely new has signed up recently. It would be a bit unusual to wait until 2020 to join boards. (Excluding kids who are all on other platforms)


  • #48
    Meathcat
    Registered Users Posts: 56 ✭✭Meathcat


    Kylta wrote: »
    Is there something wrong with boards, it keeps going off for some reason,

    I wondered that too, there seems to be issues every morning now.


  • #49
    Hoop66
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,442 ✭✭✭Hoop66


    Strawberry Milkshake wrote: »
    I have a question! I have loads actually but I can only remember one at a time.

    How did humankind work out that food tastes better when it’s cooked? Was it by accident when they’ve tripped into a fire whilst carrying a raw chicken or what?

    Just thought of another......

    Who worked out that grinding wheat down made flour and that flour made bread? What were they up to when they discovered that?

    One of the theories is that early humans would have come across animal carcasses killed by forest fire and, being hunter gatherers, didn't waste any food they came across and found it was tastier/easier to eat.


  • #50
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 13,712 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Hoop66 wrote: »
    One of the theories is that early humans would have come across animal carcasses killed by forest fire and, being hunter gatherers, didn't waste any food they came across and found it was tastier/easier to eat.

    That makes sense, because we would originally have only encountered fire as an accidental phenomenon, we would have eaten cooked animals long before we could start fires ourselves.

    It wouldn't have taken long to notice that raw meat is unsafe, cooked meat is good.

    Hungry for bacon how.


  • #51
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Is boards having some sort of seizure, its keeps showing the last posts at 6 this morning


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