The anything topic thread

Kylta · 03-07-2020 07:32PM #1

If there are boardies out there that have a topic that they want to post about but there has never been a thread to post there topic. Well its here now.
So anything anybody once to post, work away

Class MayDresser · 03-07-2020 07:37PM

Kylta wrote: »

If there are boardies out there that have a topic that they want to post about but there has never been a thread to post there topic. Well its here now.
So anything anybody once to post, work away

I onceted to know why posts on threads aren't called nuts, but their was nowhere to axe this qwestun, thanks OP.

03-07-2020 07:37PM

Is that not what the whole forum is for?..

peasant · 03-07-2020 07:38PM

I always wondered, how does a message board actually work?

Kylta · 03-07-2020 07:39PM

Class MayDresser wrote: »

I onceted to know why posts on threads aren't called nuts, but their was nowhere to axe this qwestun, thanks OP.

If you want to call them nuts or anything else you feel free

TuringBot47 · 03-07-2020 07:40PM

I think we need a thread on trans-transexuals.
People who think they're the other sex but then cop themselves on and realise they're okay.

Kylta · 03-07-2020 07:44PM

Deleted User wrote: »

Is that not what the whole forum is for?..

Yeah but some posters have a something in their head and actually don't post it or may start a thread or maybe the revelant topic is not on a thread. Now they can post whatever sh!t they want and when they want it and it doesn't have to be relevant to anything. So happy days.

dan1895 · 03-07-2020 07:46PM

I don't know what a tracker mortgage is.

Kylta · 03-07-2020 07:46PM

TuringBot47 wrote: »

I think we need a thread on trans-transexuals.
People who think they're the other sex but then cop themselves on and realise they're okay.

Of you go my something when you realise what you are let everybody know. Its trans trans trans all the way to the sexual

Kylta · 03-07-2020 08:23PM

Well posters, especially the ladies when you think some guy has an interest in you and he's eyeballing you, check to see if you have your mobile, iphone or whatever is not in your hand. I can say there has been three phones snatched from women's hands in the last two days. So when the guy is looking you up and down make sure its you he's looking at and not your mobile

Leg End Reject · 03-07-2020 08:31PM

Kylta wrote: »

Well posters, especially the ladies when you think some guy has an interest in you and he's eyeballing you, check to see if you have your mobile, iphone or whatever is not in your hand. I can say there has been three phones snatched from women's hands in the last two days. So when the guy is looking you up and down make sure its you he's looking at and not your mobile

What if I'm so busy minding my phone he steals my boobs?

Kylta · 03-07-2020 08:41PM

Leg End Reject wrote: »

What if I'm so busy minding my phone he steals my boobs?

I'll protect your boobs and any other important part of you. Let the fu¢ker
do what he wants with the fone. And ill have a good cry into your boobs.
Whoa there a goddamn minute are your boobs worth saving?

I Am Nobody · 03-07-2020 08:45PM

Leg End Reject wrote: »

What if I'm so busy minding my phone he steals my boobs?

No tits and a bad leg?That would really limit your dating prospects.

Leg End Reject · 03-07-2020 08:56PM

I Am Nobody wrote: »

No tits and a bad leg?That would really limit your dating prospects.

I know, I'd have a phone but no one to call it.

Trigger Happy · 03-07-2020 09:05PM

Leg End Reject wrote: »

I know, I'd have a phone but no one to call it.

Go to the lost and found...he might drop em in there when finished with them. Bring a disinfectant wipe though.

Leg End Reject · 03-07-2020 09:06PM

Trigger Happy wrote: »

Go to the lost and found...he might drop em in there when finished with them. Bring a disinfectant wipe though.

Good thinking, Trig, they could be a bit sticky.

Kylta · 03-07-2020 09:12PM

Leg End Reject wrote: »

Good thinking, Trig, they could be a bit sticky.

Why would they be sticky?

nthclare · 03-07-2020 09:13PM

My screen on my New smart phone reminds of the curved screens on TV's long ago, are we going back in time and are the new kidz on the block pissing over us and telling us it's raining ???

Leg End Reject · 03-07-2020 09:13PM

Kylta wrote: »

Why would they be sticky?

Kylta · 03-07-2020 09:21PM

Leg End Reject wrote: »

You are a tease woman,
if I was to dream of you could you describe yourself?

Rodney Bathgate · 03-07-2020 09:23PM

peasant wrote: »

I always wondered, how does a message board actually work?

You should possibly have asked that question before becoming a moderator...

Rodney Bathgate · 03-07-2020 09:24PM

I’ve heard that you can eat faeces, but that it tastes like sh1t.

Can anyone confirm please?

Leg End Reject · 03-07-2020 09:28PM

Rodney Bathgate wrote: »

I’ve heard that you can eat faeces, but that it tastes like sh1t.

Can anyone confirm please?

There is actually a thread for that, Dave.

Rodney Bathgate · 03-07-2020 09:46PM

Leg End Reject wrote: »

There is actually a thread for that, Dave.

Discussion of eating sh1t is verboten in that thread, Trigger.

Quantum Erasure · 03-07-2020 10:57PM

Loafing Oaf · 04-07-2020 12:42AM

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Kylta · 04-07-2020 11:20PM

Fu¢king pigeons and seagull have my car covered in sh!t. Actually the new name for.seagulls should be citygulls they spend more time inland than the do at sea.

I Am Nobody · 04-07-2020 11:24PM

All beer bottles should have a twist off.Who carries around a opener?

Kylta · 05-07-2020 01:18PM

It always surprises how whatever the religious topic is that people who believe and people who don't are always quick to ridicule each others beliefs. Whatever happened to respecting each others beliefs.
I hate to see either or a religious state or atheist state here, I guess we'd be having cruicifions on a sunday on behalf of the non believers. And the auld burning at the stake on friday at the behest of the church.

Capt'n Midnight · 05-07-2020 07:34PM

I Am Nobody wrote: »

All beer bottles should have a twist off.Who carries around a opener?

Use your Swiss Army Knife

or if you are unfortunate enough to be America use a Leatherman.

or improvise

I Am Nobody · 05-07-2020 07:38PM

Capt'n Midnight wrote: »

Use your Swiss Army Knife

or if you are unfortunate enough to be America use a Leatherman.

or improvise

Needlenosed pliers seem to do the trick,and I have way to many of them about the place.

The anything topic thread

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