The anything topic thread

Kylta

If there are boardies out there that have a topic that they want to post about but there has never been a thread to post there topic. Well its here now.
So anything anybody once to post, work away

Class MayDresser

Kylta wrote: »

If there are boardies out there that have a topic that they want to post about but there has never been a thread to post there topic. Well its here now.
So anything anybody once to post, work away

I onceted to know why posts on threads aren't called nuts, but their was nowhere to axe this qwestun, thanks OP.

Is that not what the whole forum is for?..

peasant

I always wondered, how does a message board actually work?

Kylta

Class MayDresser wrote: »

I onceted to know why posts on threads aren't called nuts, but their was nowhere to axe this qwestun, thanks OP.

If you want to call them nuts or anything else you feel free

TuringBot47

I think we need a thread on trans-transexuals.
People who think they're the other sex but then cop themselves on and realise they're okay.

Kylta

Deleted User wrote: »

Is that not what the whole forum is for?..

Yeah but some posters have a something in their head and actually don't post it or may start a thread or maybe the revelant topic is not on a thread. Now they can post whatever sh!t they want and when they want it and it doesn't have to be relevant to anything. So happy days.

dan1895

I don't know what a tracker mortgage is.

Kylta

TuringBot47 wrote: »

I think we need a thread on trans-transexuals.
People who think they're the other sex but then cop themselves on and realise they're okay.

Of you go my something when you realise what you are let everybody know. Its trans trans trans all the way to the sexual

Kylta

Well posters, especially the ladies when you think some guy has an interest in you and he's eyeballing you, check to see if you have your mobile, iphone or whatever is not in your hand. I can say there has been three phones snatched from women's hands in the last two days. So when the guy is looking you up and down make sure its you he's looking at and not your mobile

Leg End Reject

Kylta wrote: »

Well posters, especially the ladies when you think some guy has an interest in you and he's eyeballing you, check to see if you have your mobile, iphone or whatever is not in your hand. I can say there has been three phones snatched from women's hands in the last two days. So when the guy is looking you up and down make sure its you he's looking at and not your mobile

What if I'm so busy minding my phone he steals my boobs?

Kylta

Leg End Reject wrote: »

What if I'm so busy minding my phone he steals my boobs?

I'll protect your boobs and any other important part of you. Let the fu¢ker
do what he wants with the fone. And ill have a good cry into your boobs.
Whoa there a goddamn minute are your boobs worth saving?

I Am Nobody

Leg End Reject wrote: »

What if I'm so busy minding my phone he steals my boobs?

No tits and a bad leg?That would really limit your dating prospects.

Leg End Reject

I Am Nobody wrote: »

No tits and a bad leg?That would really limit your dating prospects.

I know, I'd have a phone but no one to call it.

Trigger Happy

Leg End Reject wrote: »

I know, I'd have a phone but no one to call it.

Go to the lost and found...he might drop em in there when finished with them. Bring a disinfectant wipe though.

Leg End Reject

Trigger Happy wrote: »

Go to the lost and found...he might drop em in there when finished with them. Bring a disinfectant wipe though.

Good thinking, Trig, they could be a bit sticky.

Kylta

Leg End Reject wrote: »

Good thinking, Trig, they could be a bit sticky.

Why would they be sticky?

nthclare

My screen on my New smart phone reminds of the curved screens on TV's long ago, are we going back in time and are the new kidz on the block pissing over us and telling us it's raining ???

Leg End Reject

Kylta wrote: »

Why would they be sticky?

Kylta

Leg End Reject wrote: »

You are a tease woman,
if I was to dream of you could you describe yourself?

Rodney Bathgate

peasant wrote: »

I always wondered, how does a message board actually work?

You should possibly have asked that question before becoming a moderator...

Rodney Bathgate

I’ve heard that you can eat faeces, but that it tastes like sh1t.

Can anyone confirm please?

Leg End Reject

Rodney Bathgate wrote: »

I’ve heard that you can eat faeces, but that it tastes like sh1t.

Can anyone confirm please?

There is actually a thread for that, Dave.

Rodney Bathgate

Leg End Reject wrote: »

There is actually a thread for that, Dave.

Discussion of eating sh1t is verboten in that thread, Trigger.

Quantum Erasure

Loafing Oaf

Kylta

Fu¢king pigeons and seagull have my car covered in sh!t. Actually the new name for.seagulls should be citygulls they spend more time inland than the do at sea.

I Am Nobody

All beer bottles should have a twist off.Who carries around a opener?

Kylta

It always surprises how whatever the religious topic is that people who believe and people who don't are always quick to ridicule each others beliefs. Whatever happened to respecting each others beliefs.
I hate to see either or a religious state or atheist state here, I guess we'd be having cruicifions on a sunday on behalf of the non believers. And the auld burning at the stake on friday at the behest of the church.

Capt'n Midnight

I Am Nobody wrote: »

All beer bottles should have a twist off.Who carries around a opener?

Use your Swiss Army Knife

or if you are unfortunate enough to be America use a Leatherman.

or improvise

I Am Nobody

Capt'n Midnight wrote: »

Use your Swiss Army Knife

or if you are unfortunate enough to be America use a Leatherman.

or improvise

Needlenosed pliers seem to do the trick,and I have way to many of them about the place.

cj maxx

Quantum Erasure wrote: »

You don't see them in the south any more, pity I fancy one now

Kylta

cj maxx wrote: »

You don't see them in the south any more, pity I fancy one now

I might be wrong but try dealz or a euro giants, i've seen them somewhere before

Kylta

Why do people talk bollox?
And why do people listen to them?
Why do people answer them?

I have a question! I have loads actually but I can only remember one at a time.

How did humankind work out that food tastes better when it’s cooked? Was it by accident when they’ve tripped into a fire whilst carrying a raw chicken or what?

Just thought of another......

Who worked out that grinding wheat down made flour and that flour made bread? What were they up to when they discovered that?

Kylta

I think im missing something on boards. How come I'm not allowed post on some of the AH topics on boards? It baffling that

Kylta

Would it be fair to say if you post something ridiculous that your in danger of being called mr feg? In other words is it the equivalent of being called a spanner in real life?

Kylta

Why do some people call women birds?

Your Face

Kylta wrote: »

Why do some people call women birds?

Because all of the women they ever meet tend to fly away.

Kylta

Your Face wrote: »

Because all of the women they ever meet tend to fly away.

Mad that, what happens if you want shut of the woman.

Your Face

Kylta wrote: »

Mad that, what happens if you want shut of the woman.

Unlock the basement and let them free.
I'd imagine.

tim3000

Why do people believe politicians?

Why do people say "we" when talking about a soccer team they support?

Kylta

tim3000 wrote: »

Why do people believe politicians?

Why do people say "we" when talking about a soccer team they support?

1. Gullible. I think

2 they think there part of the time
I think

Kylta

Reregs. Are reregs poster who have been banned or posters who have left and reregistered under a different name?
And is it possible to have numerous profiles by the same person?

bodhrandude

Noodle Toodle could be another way to say SPLAAAAAAAARGE!

Kylta

Is there something wrong with boards, it keeps going off for some reason,

Kylta

Kylta wrote: »

Reregs. Are reregs poster who have been banned or posters who have left and reregistered under a different name?
And is it possible to have numerous profiles by the same person?

I'd say most re regs are ban related, but just guessing. I wonder if anyone genuinely new has signed up recently. It would be a bit unusual to wait until 2020 to join boards. (Excluding kids who are all on other platforms)

Meathcat

Kylta wrote: »

Is there something wrong with boards, it keeps going off for some reason,

I wondered that too, there seems to be issues every morning now.

Hoop66

Strawberry Milkshake wrote: »

I have a question! I have loads actually but I can only remember one at a time.

How did humankind work out that food tastes better when it’s cooked? Was it by accident when they’ve tripped into a fire whilst carrying a raw chicken or what?

Just thought of another......

Who worked out that grinding wheat down made flour and that flour made bread? What were they up to when they discovered that?

One of the theories is that early humans would have come across animal carcasses killed by forest fire and, being hunter gatherers, didn't waste any food they came across and found it was tastier/easier to eat.

Hoop66

Hoop66 wrote: »

One of the theories is that early humans would have come across animal carcasses killed by forest fire and, being hunter gatherers, didn't waste any food they came across and found it was tastier/easier to eat.

That makes sense, because we would originally have only encountered fire as an accidental phenomenon, we would have eaten cooked animals long before we could start fires ourselves.

It wouldn't have taken long to notice that raw meat is unsafe, cooked meat is good.

Hungry for bacon how.

Kylta

Is boards having some sort of seizure, its keeps showing the last posts at 6 this morning