How's life in NZ/Aus?

Coileach dearg wrote: »

Feck them and their carpet cleaners. Get a bit of shake n' vac and run the hoover over it a couple of times and it leaves it smelling nice. Then tell them ya had the 'carpets steam cleaned', there's no such thing as a carpet expert. I've done this loads of times.

One Cold Hand wrote: »

Anyone got any requests??

Aussie male under threat by beautified metrosexuals

FORGET the whales - it's time to save the Aussie male.

A national survey has found the hard-drinking, straight-talking male is under threat.

The research, commissioned by Barons Brewing, suggests a rise in the number of champagne-drinking metrosexuals more interested in hair products than their mates.

Fathering and relationships had affected mateship and 75 per cent surveyed said men were more likely to take champagne and cheese to a barbecue than beer and meat.

"If the trends continue there'll nothing but weak handshakes and pink frocks," Barons Brewing CEO Scott Garnett said.

The survey of 500 Australians by McCrindle Research found eight out of 10 respondents thought men spent more time on their appearance than a decade ago.

Sixty per cent said men prefered to meet at cafes rather than pubs, while 50 per cent said men were more likely to do yoga than play footy or cricket.

Mr Garnett said women were the strongest advocates of the savethemales.com.au campaign: "Single women are crying out that it's almost impossible to find a real man."

pucan wrote: »

Its called pride, win, lose or draw.

Xavi6 wrote: »

Connaught.

hussey wrote: »

did anyone else get tickets to snow patrol?
http://www.metrotheatre.com.au/events/2008/11/19/snow-patrol
?

One Cold Hand wrote: »

Industrial schools is one of his.
Could also have been Negative Vibes, Colony, etc.?
Big fan of Damo myself.

Crumble Froo wrote: »

it's three thirty three on thursday.

i am so over that. -.-

Crumble Froo wrote: »

... hehe, no, thanks be to jebus, it's not gotten that hot down here yet.

but i said something to that general effect at work today, followed by my darling colleagues rippin it outta me cos of my accent. apparently 'thirty' sounded like 'turdy'. oh c'mon, turd?! they try say 'deck', and say 'dick'!

Driver convicted for penis in pasta jar

A MAN caught by police with his penis inside a pasta sauce jar was still pleasuring himself while resisting arrest, a court has been told.

Police drew their weapons after New South Wales man Keith Roy Weatherley, 46, led them on a brief, slow-speed car chase, the Newcastle Herald reports.

Weatherley attracted police attention while he was parked in a no-stopping zone near Nobby's Beach on October 26, Newcastle Local Court was told yesterday.

Police thought he might have a weapon because they saw him doing something with his hands in his lap, the Herald said.

Instead, they found him partially clothed with his genitals in a jar, a police statement said.

That's when the pursuit began, the court was told.

When Weatherley was stopped, he refused to leave his car and four officers used batons and capsicum spray to get him out.

They found a 750mm jar around his penis and said Weatherley attempted to continue "pleasuring himself in between bouts of wrestling".

Weatherley pleaded guilty to offensive behaviour, resisting police and disobeying a police direction.

He was convicted and fined $600.

Coileach dearg wrote: »

Ask them to say paw, poor and pour. The end up saying poh, poh and poh and don't realise how rediculous it is!