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Level 4: Run, run fast -- the after hours weather thread

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  • #52
    M.T. Cranium
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,594 ✭✭✭✭M.T. Cranium


    snaps wrote: »
    Does MT ever sleep???

    Yes, he slept through most of the afternoon and evening having stayed awake through much of the evening news for three consecutive nights, believed to be a Canadian record.


    Mayor Rob Ford said:

    Umm, this may off topic, but does any town in Ireland need a mayor? And do you have any, umm, laws about crack cocaine? Thanks, I'm in Toronto. I think.


    Half Full Cranium said:

    Don't be mean to my dad. He is getting help and is basically an okay guy, except for that war he started in the 1970s. And even that was entirely an accident.


  • #53
    Tactical
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,542 ✭✭✭Tactical


    M.T. Cranium wrote: »


    High Gubmint Official said:

    We just dropped in to read this and Tactical is to report to the Ministry of Truth on Monday at 0900h. M.T. Cranium is to report there at his earliest convenience or before if possible.

    I may be delayed due to participating in the annual Snow Watch on the weather forum.

    If not, I'll be delayed due to the weather :p


  • #54
    pharmaton
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,192 ✭✭✭pharmaton


    Just wondering does extremely low pressure normally make people feel sick, we were feeling a bit sickly during that last bout of extremely low pressure but we couldn't tell if it was the leftover turkey or the weather. Thanks MT we love you ;)


  • #55
    Tactical
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,542 ✭✭✭Tactical


    Stu Pidity:

    Question for all the weather xperts.

    Can I jump higher if I'm in the centre of an area of low pressure compared to if I jump in the centre of an area of high pressure :confused:


  • #56
    M.T. Cranium
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,594 ✭✭✭✭M.T. Cranium


    NoServiceDotNet said:

    Thanks for the free plug. Our internet services are second to few. For a very reasonable price, we offer a sevwiog a89g @7gasd8 sjkl abd second month is free.


    Banned from Bundoran said:

    This is the last time I am going to ask, but why can I not post ANYTHING? My 30-day ban was due to expire last week but I still can't post. And it's driving me mental.


    Threadkiller 007 said:

    Maybe you put yourself on ignore, Banned? That's the only explanation, or you have an older version of IE.


  • #57
    ZX7R
    Registered Users Posts: 3,428 ✭✭✭ZX7R


    THE DRINKER :
    12 Run your drunk go home to bed

    CLOSED ACCOUNT:
    I Goning to close my account because no body belives my weather forecast


  • #58
    M.T. Cranium
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,594 ✭✭✭✭M.T. Cranium


    Tactical wrote: »
    Stu Pidity:

    Question for all the weather xperts.

    Can I jump higher if I'm in the centre of an area of low pressure compared to if I jump in the centre of an area of high pressure :confused:

    Mayor Rob Ford said:

    I sure can. That also explains that 4.2 earthquake in Cork.


  • #59
    Tactical
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,542 ✭✭✭Tactical


    M.T. Cranium wrote: »
    Mayor Rob Ford said:

    I sure can. That also explains that 4.2 earthquake in Cork.

    Cork Own Ian replies:

    I thought that 'quake was due to a dynamic atmospheric pressure reversal, transversing the region in question, driven by the jet stream, which in its passing allowed the pressure built up in the geological stratification layers to expand in a sudden uncontrolled fashion.

    Why did M.T not forecast this event?:mad:


  • #60
    Tazio
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 698 ✭✭✭Tazio


    The Shannon radar is working again.. I sware!

    No seriously......

    ;)


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  • #61
    M.T. Cranium
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,594 ✭✭✭✭M.T. Cranium


    Heard a Bang said:

    You won't guess what just happened.

    Resistance is Futile said:

    Puppy gnawing on my leg past half hour, serves me right I suppose. Might relent if it at least rains.

    Y. H8 Mee said:

    I am due to take the ferry to France for six weeks holiday on the Riviera and was wondering whether to go in the Rolls or the Bentley? Any suggestions? Should my model wife pack a bikini? Any long-range outlooks for the World Cup and the Olympics, or the two years in between those in Tahiti?


  • #62
    Tazio
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 698 ✭✭✭Tazio


    M.T. Cranium wrote: »
    Heard a Bang said:

    You won't guess what just happened.

    I know Shannon radar is working again!!


  • #63
    Tactical
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,542 ✭✭✭Tactical


    Tazio wrote: »
    The Shannon radar is working again.. I sware!

    No seriously......

    ;)

    Not for long.

    Just about to ring them and complain its interfere with my broadband again.

    Honestly, what's all the fuss about? It causes interference, I ring 'em up and they turn it off and I can go on PageFace once again. Simples :D


  • #64
    Tactical
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,542 ✭✭✭Tactical


    M.T. Cranium wrote: »
    Heard a Bang said:

    You won't guess what just happened.

    Ouch replies:

    a flying ridge tile hit you on the head?


  • #65
    Super-Rush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,473 ✭✭✭✭Super-Rush


    Super-Rush says, everyone banned.


  • #66
    M.T. Cranium
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,594 ✭✭✭✭M.T. Cranium


    Tactical wrote: »
    Ouch replies:

    a flying ridge tile hit you on the head?

    No longer able to hear at all said:

    You must be psychic or something, mate. Didn't half sting.

    Must know immediately said:

    Sting. That reminds me, sting jet -- what time at Tullamore? I have a tee-off booked for 10:18 Sunday and hoping the sting jet has blown through by then as my game goes to pieces in 200 km/hr winds.

    Very new member said:

    Is this normal weather forum chat? I thought weather was like what's happening outside?

    Dingo ate my baby said:

    I'm in Oz and it's blistering, there was a southerly burster yesterday but now it's howling straight from Wagga Wagga and they say we might be as hot in Wollongong as they were in Kalgoorlie. Right in the mayor's office for me as I have a keg to drain before the barbi.


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  • #67
    lucernarian
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,235 ✭✭✭lucernarian


    Originally posted by AlwaysLookontheBrightSideofLife
    I WAS PROMISED THIS!!! I WAS PROMISED THIS!!! I WAS PROMISED THIS SINCE LAST WEEK!!!!


  • #68
    Clamball
    Registered Users Posts: 93 ✭✭Clamball


    Really knows his stuff said

    DUB 4542Z 54560 RE454032
    ORK 45029 Z3045 3492JHOO

    Travel expert said

    If you follow www.gotomywebsite.not.irel.ok you will see that flight RZX123 is hovering 20m off the ground due to a really angry wind

    Long suffering Mod said
    On-topic only folks take the airplane stuff to the hobby forum

    Interested in everything said
    Oh my wives brothers exgirlfriend first boyfriend is on that flight, what are the chances it will land.

    Scared of weather said
    Oh no what is going to happen to the airplane and those lovely people on board.

    Long suffering Mod said
    Final warning folks

    Lets all get along said
    But it is all good that we know about the weather and flights and trains and Christmas and Santa. There are loads of kids waiting to know if Santa will be able to travel in this weather, it is all inter-related.

    I have seen worse before said
    I remember one Christmas Eve when I was helping out at the North Pole we have 20 Santas and reindeer all stacked up ready to take off and the wind was force 15 and we still got everyone off the ground.


  • #69
    Tactical
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,542 ✭✭✭Tactical


    A man & his wife were asleep when suddenly the telephone rang.

    The husband picked up the phone and said, "Hello? How the heck do I know? What do I look like, a weatherman?" He then slammed the phone down and settled into bed.

    "Who was that?" asked his wife.

    "I don't know. It was some guy who wanted to know if the coast was clear."


  • #70
    M.T. Cranium
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,594 ✭✭✭✭M.T. Cranium


    2 Vague said:

    I was planning to take the N9.

    Server Overload Girl said:

    I was just on it.

    2 Vague said:

    Was that u in the car?

    Server Overload Girl said:

    I think we are meant to talk only about the weather. It was pouring.

    Now Wearing One of Those Cone Thingies said:

    Hate to interrupt the lovefest but could somebody perhaps suggest an effective pain reliever from items commonly found in a pantry?

    M.T. Cranium said:

    I can hardly wait to see this thread in about eight hours when I wake up, we'll know a lot more after the 12z runs.


  • #71
    martic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 515 ✭✭✭martic


    UdderBullchitter said:

    I don't post here but love reading all the posts so thanks to MT, Maq and all the experts on here for keeping us up to date with the weather and stuff. On a serious note I've to cycle down to the field in 3 weeks time to milk the cows and wondering what the weather will be like or will the road be closed or flooded.


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  • #72
    keith16
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,061 ✭✭✭keith16


    Lightening Lover:

    I think I just saw a flash of lightening (sic) but there's no thunder :(

    Me:

    It's spelled LIGHTNING YOU CRETIN!

    Mod:

    keith16 banned for obsessive grammar nazism


  • #73
    Tactical
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,542 ✭✭✭Tactical


    martic wrote: »
    UdderBullchitter said:

    I don't post here but love reading all the posts so thanks to MT, Maq and all the experts on here for keeping us up to date with the weather and stuff. On a serious note I've to cycle down to the field in 3 weeks time to milk the cows and wondering what the weather will be like or will the road be closed or flooded.

    If the cows are lying down cycle back home again. It's gonna rain.....

    If it rains, they might take the roads in...... You'de be left out standing in your own field.....:p


  • #74
    M.T. Cranium
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,594 ✭✭✭✭M.T. Cranium


    martic wrote: »
    UdderBullchitter said:

    I don't post here but love reading all the posts so thanks to MT, Maq and all the experts on here for keeping us up to date with the weather and stuff. On a serious note I've to cycle down to the field in 3 weeks time to milk the cows and wondering what the weather will be like or will the road be closed or flooded.

    It will be partly cloudy and yes it will be closed or flooded, especially if it has rained or been very windy or snowy the six or seven days before that which is entirely possible. You could check back or just go look.


  • #75
    keith16
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,061 ✭✭✭keith16


    Actually, this piece of comedy gold was posted by Gamayun in the AH thread, comedy gold, hope s/he doesn't mind me reposting it here:


    Pfff.... Nonsense. There's no record of a bad storm here in Ireland.

    Although the records only go back to 1978 when the hall of records was mysteriously blown away.

    :D

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=88163976&postcount=37


  • #76
    M.T. Cranium
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,594 ✭✭✭✭M.T. Cranium


    keith16 wrote: »
    Lightening Lover:

    I think I just saw a flash of lightening (sic) but there's no thunder :(

    Me:

    It's spelled LIGHTNING YOU CRETIN!

    Mod:

    keith16 banned for obsessive grammar nazism

    Finally a prediction that may work out -- serious note, mods have asked me to lead the way by not involving mods in our funfest. So if we're to keep on going, would ask y'all to be nice to our mods who have almost unlimited patience (say what?)


  • #77
    Tactical
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,542 ✭✭✭Tactical


    Hurty Knee asks:

    Are there any homeopathic remedies for a Jet Sting?

    I hear they hurt and would like to know how to treat one in case I get stung.


  • #78
    Clamball
    Registered Users Posts: 93 ✭✭Clamball


    Up a mountain in Donegal said

    Not as bad as last Tuesday, it would take a lot more than this for it to be considered proper weather

    Sun worshipper in a caravan in Youghal said

    That was a really strong gust there

    From Midleton said

    Yup felt it here too

    From Fermoy said

    Real strong gust here about 2 mins ago

    From Glanmire said

    Stormy in East Cork too. Branches really flying about.

    Finbarr Murphy said

    Really windy in the centre of the city now.

    Fed up from Mayo

    Is everyone on this topic from bl**** Cork?

    Lets all get along said

    At least they are not talking about snow

    Sun worshipper in a caravan in Youghal said

    Did someone say it had started to snow?

    Finbarr Murphy said

    Snow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Got a new smartphone for Christmas said

    Oh dear Lord please post your location. Finbarr Murphy where are you posting from?

    Fed up from Mayo

    I am going out to feed the sheep 3 mountains over, I will let you all know what it is really like when I get back.


  • #79
    M.T. Cranium
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,594 ✭✭✭✭M.T. Cranium


    Looked it up said:

    That was total fabrication about the Hall of Records, there was never a Hall of Records in 1978, because there was never was a 1978. The world did not exist before the internet. I can prove this, it's on this website:

    Reallyreallycrazystuff.antigov.antiNWO.antischool.net

    There has only been weather since 1982, the earth was created in that snowstorm and I can also prove that. Except I seem to have lost the bookmark for the site that proves it.

    Hope I have made my point and we don't have to go through this again.


  • #80
    martic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 515 ✭✭✭martic


    The crazy postman said :

    There's thick hair on the nape of the cow’s neck, the insects are marching a bee line rather than meandering and while out the back of the house I noticed the pigs gathering sticks, all this cements my views that I'm 50% sure we'll have a white Christmas in 2014.


  • #81
    M.T. Cranium
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,594 ✭✭✭✭M.T. Cranium


    Thick of it all said:

    Does anyone have any idea where that poster Mid-Town Wexford lives? He sounds like he might be in the southeast somewhere but I could be wrong.

    Business Owner said:

    Can't see what all the fuss is about, people could easily have been out driving in this and visiting my trampoline sales yard, but bl&&dy MTC and his ilk had them scared off. Now what am I to do with this shipment of trampolines, half of them aren't even in the yard any longer? Grrrrr.

    Later Data said:

    Just looking at the latest METAR, it says 01252 128903 12997 21589 1289899 1288 12897 = 2.7 KK

    Wouldn't have thought that was possible.


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  • #82
    Tactical
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    Help Full says:

    If anyone comes across 88madA, tell him to click his heels together to return...
    He's probably not in Kansas.


  • #83
    Tactical
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,542 ✭✭✭Tactical


    M.T. Cranium wrote: »
    Thick of it all said:



    Business Owner said:

    Can't see what all the fuss is about, people could easily have been out driving in this and visiting my trampoline sales yard, but bl&&dy MTC and his ilk had them scared off. Now what am I to do with this shipment of trampolines, half of them aren't even in the yard any longer? Grrrrr.

    Kanga Roo says:

    Leave the rest of them out in the next wind.... Problem solved :D

    M.T. will forecast when this is due to happen.

    By the way, do any of our weather experts know when its going to snow in Cork?


  • #84
    lucernarian
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,235 ✭✭✭lucernarian


    Originally posted by SteamyTurd
    Easterlies never deliver the goods... I mean, that special delivery couldn't even land in Dublin Airport and the truck then couldn't drive up my road!!!



    Originally posted by AnAnonymousMod
    Personal Abuse will not be tolerated!! Even towards Gerry Murphy's "wintry showers on hills"    :D


  • #85
    yellowlabrador
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,191 ✭✭✭yellowlabrador


    Waiting for snow asks

    I want to upgrade my lamppost and letterbox, any suggestions?

    Check out my post on adverts.ie
    trampoline and front door for sale
    Slightly used


  • #86
    Clamball
    Registered Users Posts: 93 ✭✭Clamball


    It always veers North said

    Bet it will veer North before 6 am tomorrow, it always veers north!!

    Let's stick to the facts said

    I predict Mace Head 110 kn, Dublin 100 kn and Cork 60 kn

    One-up-man-ship said

    I would go with Mace Head 100 mph, Cork 65 mph and Dublin Airport 98 mph max.


  • #87
    vistafinder
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 619 ✭✭✭vistafinder


    postman pats cat:

    wow this thread is after getting big since I last checked. They must have got a shower of shnizztle in Dublin.


  • #88
    Calibos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,810 ✭✭✭Calibos


    Hiker (Location: Lugnaquilla) - Well, my mate and I are camped in our tent on top of Lug and as far as I'm concerned this is just a gentle breeze compared to Everest in '03.

    Hiker (Location: Wales) - Hold on, just felt a bit of a gust there.....


  • #89
    Calibos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,810 ✭✭✭Calibos


    Donegal Fella 39 : I am sick of this bloody miserable wet dull and windy weather, I'm heading off for 2 weeks for a Sun Holiday to sunnier climes.

    Donegal Gal 28 : Can you bring me back a carton of cigarettes and I'll pay ya when ya get back?

    Donegal Fella 39 : Sure thing!

    .
    .
    .
    .
    .

    Donegal Fella 39 : I'm back with your ciggies Donegal Gal 28

    Donegal Gal 28 : How much do I owe ye?

    Donegal Fella 39 : €95

    Donegal Gal 28 : WHAT!! Where the hell did you go on Holiday??

    Donegal Fella 39 : Wexford in the Sunny South East of course


  • #90
    Smidge
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,541 ✭✭✭Smidge


    Dawn Kiebals Said

    I know it was -18 out last night after it had lashed rain here in Leitrim.
    I just hope one of u weather guy's can tell me what are the chances of me slipping and breaking my ar5e if I go outside today?


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  • #91
    pauldry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,182 ✭✭✭pauldry


    Mystic cloud says

    Looking at the 5400h chart looks to me it will be milder


  • #92
    Ahorseofaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 269 ✭✭Ahorseofaman


    off topic in the off topic thread ,Britains killer storms now on more 4


  • #93
    Tactical
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,542 ✭✭✭Tactical


    Clamball wrote: »
    Up a mountain in Donegal said

    Fed up from Mayo

    I am going out to feed the sheep 3 mountains over, I will let you all know what it is really like when I get back.

    Sheep Rustler saya:

    How'd ya get on with dem der sheep?

    Ya get 'em fed or ya get blown away?


  • #94
    Chicken Run
    Registered Users Posts: 595 ✭✭✭Chicken Run


    Everyone living in Clare said

    it's just raining in Clare. Why can't we ever have proper weather like the rest of the country?


  • #95
    Steopo
    Registered Users Posts: 239 ✭✭Steopo


    I kinda know what I'm talking about

    Looks like potential severe event in 42 days time, bit to far out to tell yet but think it's worth starting a thread b4 anyone else gets in first

    I really know what I'm talking about

    Yeah if that came off would be severe but GME, UKMO, FAI & FIFA not all aligned and still in fantasia timeframe so one to watch if you've got nothing better to do

    I definitely know what I'm talking about

    Very similar set up to the one I remember on 12th Dec 1632 when Galileo started teaching me charts, real potential but in my experience normally swings at a 53 deg angle just at last minute & unlikely to come off so calm down, calm down (I'm off to Tesco to stock up)

    I really really know what I'm on about, everyone knows I know what I'm on about & once I speak all listen

    Real threat with this one, early alert, would say 30% chance I'm right, 30% chance I'm wrong, 30% chance of somewhere in between

    I can now pretend I know what I'm on about

    Agree similar to my analysis (i.e I've read previous posts) but don't think it will be quite as severe, would expect a downgrade

    I really wish this was the big one

    If this comes off could be worse than 1982, 1967, 1998, 1997, 1833, all combined :eek::eek::eek: Of course it mightn't come off but really feel this could be extra severe (obviously I don't condone any ramping and am not prone to exaggeration or wishing for extremes)

    I care about mankind not the weather as you all should

    It's appalling here that people are deliberately interfering with the weather with no regard for life and them coming on to this forum to gloat about how they manipulated the 00z just to increase the severity and cause more injuries

    I can't believe this is happening - here comes the crowds

    It's on, the ECM, GFS, CIA, FBI, MI5, KGB & Met.ie are all aligned, surely this is a red red alert alert. This could be epic, so please take care, I expected a downgrade like every storm in the last 350 years but looks like this is going to happen

    Couldn't be arsed reading any of the posts

    When will this effect me, I'll email u all my travel plans over next 3 days and if you wouldn't mind letting me know exactly the impacts on just me, me, me. & btw thanks

    I don't believe this is happening

    There's 2 ft of snow outside my door, 3 windows have blown in, I'm without electricity, the roof is creaking but I'm really expecting a major downgrade, we never get severe events in Ireland so will definitely downgrade

    This is happening - epic

    Wow, never heard anything worse, think the world is going to end, epic, blizzard, tornado, jet sting, earthquake, think Dublin mountains might have volcanic eruption soon

    This is happening - I'm tough guy

    Have seen bigger breezes from a straw, this is way over hyped, if my roof blows off I'll just walk out & put it back on, 6ft of snow is nothing u should live in North Pole like I did without a tent to really see extreme

    Post mortem b4 it's started

    I know this storm is due to start tomorrow but this has been a non event and shame on those that dared to make a forecast of 120km when in actual fact it was/will only be 119.9999km

    Time to close thread
    I'm sick of flight updates, bickering, one word responses, 1800 pages, upgrades, downgrades, charts, post-mortems, off topics, banning etc.. I'm closing up and never returning

    :):):):)


  • #96
    whiteandlight
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,359 ✭✭✭whiteandlight


    That sums up every big event ever....


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  • #97
    Geomy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,296 ✭✭✭Geomy


    All I need to hear is off shore winds, the more the merrier. ..

    Im a surfer ;-)


  • #98
    AerynSun
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 544 ✭✭✭AerynSun


    Ah now, I think I just fell in love. A weather thread that has everything in it that a girl could want. Heaven. :)

    BTW - if anyone sees my dog, my trampoline or my trailer full of rustled sheep... give me a buzz, willya? Ta ever so much! xx


  • #99
    M.T. Cranium
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,594 ✭✭✭✭M.T. Cranium


    It never was said:

    Is it true that Rockall was built by the Norsemen to store gold? Cuz if that's still there, I see a break at +216 and cud probly row there from Inishowen if anyone cares to come along be at the beach at 0400.


    Half Full Cranium said:

    Sad news, my dad passed away laughing at Steopo's post. On the bright side, we have an unopened six pack in the fridge.


    Blatant Lie said:

    Just in from the shops, wind is easily 300 miles an hour just above the town.


    Married a wetterzentrale girl said:

    I did so. Finally found a model I could believe in.



    Moorepark or bust said:

    Wind gusting to 20 knots at Moorepark. That must be an all-time record.


    _ said:

    Hello, I'm underscore and I am new here. There's a whole forum to discuss weather? Kewl. I have weather every day here. Is that generally the case?


  • #100
    M.T. Cranium
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,594 ✭✭✭✭M.T. Cranium


    George Costanza Jr said:

    0105h and 478 viewing, 296 members, 180 guests, 2 NSA spies. Tells you this is no ordinary non-event.


    Heard a bang said:

    Mrs HAB phoned from work where she heard a very, very loud bang. Is anyone in the general vicinity of Thurles and could check the Three Dead Parrots Pub? That's where she works. Don't confuse it with the Four Live Parrots Pub which is similar from the outside.


  • #101
    M.T. Cranium
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,594 ✭✭✭✭M.T. Cranium


    M.T. Cranium wrote: »
    George Costanza Jr said:

    0105h and 478 viewing, 296 members, 180 guests, 2 NSA spies. Tells you this is no ordinary non-event.

    NSA Spy said:

    One of those is me. Are you planning to finish that pizza tonight because you should put it in the fridge otherwise.

    Heard a bang said:

    Mrs HAB phoned from work where she heard a very, very loud bang. Is anyone in the general vicinity of Thurles and could check the Three Dead Parrots Pub? That's where she works. Don't confuse it with the Four Live Parrots Pub which is similar from the outside.

    NSA Other Spy said:

    When we are in Thurles gathering information, we often stop in at the Five Possibly Living Parrots Pub which is far, far better and has excellent pub lunches for under ten euros. We consider Thurles to be a possible hotbed of anti-American agitation and will soon close in on the ringleaders, thus securing the liberty of our homeland for at least ten more years. We monitor here all the time so as to avoid bad weather which interferes with our radio communications with NSA HQ in Maryland. This stuff you've been reading about the HAARP is all true actually and you should

    NSA Spy said:

    Sorry but NSA Other Spy has had to return to our waiting aircraft for debriefing on a sensitive matter. How's the weather looking for a body drop near the middle of Lough Derg tonight?


    Eight Post Expert said:

    I am still waiting for anyone to take up my challenge to predict the wind speed at the M6 buoy tomorrow. So far I have revealed my own prediction which is 2 knots. Does nobody have the guts to take me on?


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