Ultimate Biscuit Tournament (Mod Note Post #1 and #984)

Roger Hassenforder · 09-09-2019 8:11pm

Roger Hassenforder wrote: »

And like the DUP. No-one likes the orange fcukers. They're out.

Omackeral wrote: »

Too late I'm afraid.

Jaffa Cakes win 8-7

What the fcuk?
How is it only to 8?
Polo were first to 10.

I smell a stink.

09-09-2019 8:12pm

appledrop wrote: »

Ffs Jaffa Cakes are disgusting.

They are not a biscuit no crunch to them!

Shut your stupid face.

Omackeral · 09-09-2019 8:12pm

Golden Crunch Cream

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VS

Coconut Cream

adox · 09-09-2019 8:13pm

appledrop wrote: »

Ffs Jaffa Cakes are disgusting.

They are not a biscuit no crunch to them!

And you have no full stop or comma to you.

09-09-2019 8:13pm

Coconut Creams! Same as before.. soft and cakey!! Mmmmm cake!

appledrop · 09-09-2019 8:13pm

Golden crunch cream because they are a real biscuit with a crunch to them!

09-09-2019 8:13pm

as much as i like a squidgy coconut cream, and i've only once had a golden crunch cream, i vote the crunch cream

perfect for dipping in tea

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1 · 09-09-2019 8:13pm

Crunch Creams - again because they don't have coconut.

Where are the real biscuits?

Westernyelp · 09-09-2019 8:14pm

Coconut creams. one of the holy trinity. haven't had one in years tough. lovely spongy little fcukers

EmmetSpiceland · 09-09-2019 8:14pm

Golden Crunch, they are far superior to those manky coconut yoke. Great with tea.

honeybear · 09-09-2019 8:14pm

Crunch creams - edible even if out of date

Leg End Reject · 09-09-2019 8:14pm

Coconut creams, fluffy deliciousness and extra desiccated coconut to store in between your teeth for later.

Cupp3r · 09-09-2019 8:14pm

Crunch creams, nibble on the biscuit then peel the cream out and allow it melt on your tongue.

cdeb · 09-09-2019 8:14pm

Not a fan of ginger at all, so Coconut Creams here.

Is there 64 or 32 in this round btw?

Franz Von Peppercorn II · 09-09-2019 8:14pm

EmmetSpiceland wrote: »

BN but both of those look like the muck you’d only see on a shelf in a shítty “supermarcado” somewhere in Spain.

It’s far from supermarcados you were raised, sonnie boy.

Ted_YNWA · 09-09-2019 8:15pm

Leg End Reject wrote: »

If you say that again I'll put your head through the fcuking wall.

Do you know what Nemesis means?

I will force feed you every variety of biscuits here until you can't fit through your front door.

adox · 09-09-2019 8:15pm

I’m going crunch creams. Although they are so sweet my teeth hurt eating them, after my two “soft” biscuit votes and a spoiled vote I need something crunchy.

09-09-2019 8:15pm

Omackeral wrote: »

Too late I'm afraid.

Jaffa Cakes win 8-7

Farce! The integrity of the tournament has been besmirched!

gwalk · 09-09-2019 8:15pm

The equivalent of two non league teams drawing each other into the first round

One has to advance but neither will be there at the business end

Golden Crunch for me

Ted_YNWA · 09-09-2019 8:15pm

Golden Crunch are a crumbly mess but so nice at the same time.

09-09-2019 8:15pm

Omackeral wrote: »

Too late I'm afraid.

Jaffa Cakes win 8-7

Farce! The integrity of the tournament has been besmirched!

Necro · 09-09-2019 8:15pm

Ah fook.

Against my better judgement I'm going for the Crunch Creams here.

Hate Coconut in any way shape and form with the exception of Mikado.

Roger Hassenforder · 09-09-2019 8:15pm

"The Vicar wont be long coming" said MIss Smyth, stirring her tea with her other hand. "Another Foxes anyone?"

No thanks they chimed, What else have you?

Not Foxes.

bee06 · 09-09-2019 8:16pm

Golden crunch dipped on a cup of tea ... amazing

Will I Am Not · 09-09-2019 8:16pm

Fox’s beat almost everything so they’re getting my vote.

appledrop · 09-09-2019 8:16pm

Omackeral could you not have give use a bit of warning about this contest over the weekend?

We could have stocked up on biscuits then.

Some of us are drooling here with no biscuits!

simonw · 09-09-2019 8:16pm

Golden crunch creams, perfect for dunking, the middle bit gives it structural integrity in the tea much longer than most biscuits

Peatys · 09-09-2019 8:16pm

Crunch creams are absolutely unreal. Coconut is mank.

Leg End Reject · 09-09-2019 8:16pm

Ted_YNWA wrote: »

Do you know what Nemesis means?

I will force feed you every variety of biscuits here until you can't fit through your front door.

I'll go through your back door.

dxhound2005 · 09-09-2019 8:16pm

Franz Von Peppercorn II wrote: »

It’s far from supermarcados you were raised, sonnie boy.

Or even supermercados.

EmmetSpiceland · 09-09-2019 8:17pm

Jaffa Cakes have no place in this tournament. Please see below for the reason.

“In the United Kingdom, value added tax is payable on chocolate-covered biscuits, but not on chocolate-covered cakes.

McVities defended its classification of Jaffa Cakes as cakes at a VAT tribunal in 1991, against the ruling that Jaffa cakes were biscuits due to their size and shape, and the fact that they were often eaten in place of biscuits.

McVities insisted that the product was a cake, and allegedly produced a giant Jaffa cake in court to illustrate its point.

The court found in favour of McVitie's and ruled that the product should be considered a cake, meaning that VAT is not paid on Jaffa cakes in the United Kingdom.

In Ireland, Jaffa cakes are regarded as cakes by Revenue as their moisture content is greater than 12%. As a result, they are charged the reduced rate of VAT (13.5% as of 2016).”

Roger Hassenforder · 09-09-2019 8:17pm

dxhound2005 wrote: »

Or even supermercados.

Oooo
Shots fired.
And a bitch slap

fonecrusher1 · 09-09-2019 8:17pm

Hulahoops

09-09-2019 8:18pm

Oh my Biscuit God crunch creams are gorgeous! That soft sweet centre combined with the crumbly crunch.

Peatys · 09-09-2019 8:18pm

EmmetSpiceland wrote: »

Jaffa Cakes have no place in this tournament. Please see below for the reason.

“In the United Kingdom, value added tax is payable on chocolate-covered biscuits, but not on chocolate-covered cakes.

McVities defended its classification of Jaffa Cakes as cakes at a VAT tribunal in 1991, against the ruling that Jaffa cakes were biscuits due to their size and shape, and the fact that they were often eaten in place of biscuits.

McVities insisted that the product was a cake, and allegedly produced a giant Jaffa cake in court to illustrate its point.

The court found in favour of McVitie's and ruled that the product should be considered a cake, meaning that VAT is not paid on Jaffa cakes in the United Kingdom.

In Ireland, Jaffa cakes are regarded as cakes by Revenue as their moisture content is greater than 12%. As a result, they are charged the reduced rate of VAT (13.5% as of 2016).”

What is it with you and jaffa biscuits?

Franz Von Peppercorn II · 09-09-2019 8:19pm

How did a cake get through?

Anyway coconut creams because I had them once and I never tasted the other ones. Coconut creams were sh1ye but as I can’t say the other ones were any better, having not tasted them, o go with them and I can’t say fairer.

Leg End Reject · 09-09-2019 8:19pm

appledrop wrote: »

Omackeral could you not have give use a bit of warning about this contest over the weekend?

We could have stocked up on biscuits then.

And 5c coins.

simonw · 09-09-2019 8:19pm

Polo's the chickatees of the biscuit world

Omackeral · 09-09-2019 8:19pm

Roger Hassenforder wrote: »

What the fcuk?
How is it only to 8?
Polo were first to 10.

I smell a stink.

It's in the rules you illiterate f*ckpig. First to 8 advances.

Necro · 09-09-2019 8:19pm

EmmetSpiceland wrote: »

Jaffa Cakes have no place in this tournament. Please see below for the reason.

“In the United Kingdom, value added tax is payable on chocolate-covered biscuits, but not on chocolate-covered cakes.

McVities defended its classification of Jaffa Cakes as cakes at a VAT tribunal in 1991, against the ruling that Jaffa cakes were biscuits due to their size and shape, and the fact that they were often eaten in place of biscuits.

McVities insisted that the product was a cake, and allegedly produced a giant Jaffa cake in court to illustrate its point.

The court found in favour of McVitie's and ruled that the product should be considered a cake, meaning that VAT is not paid on Jaffa cakes in the United Kingdom.

In Ireland, Jaffa cakes are regarded as cakes by Revenue as their moisture content is greater than 12%. As a result, they are charged the reduced rate of VAT (13.5% as of 2016).”

Get away out of here with your logic and facts they have no place here! :pac:

09-09-2019 8:19pm

EmmetSpiceland wrote: »

Jaffa Cakes have no place in this tournament. Please see below for the reason.

“In the United Kingdom, value added tax is payable on chocolate-covered biscuits, but not on chocolate-covered cakes.

McVities defended its classification of Jaffa Cakes as cakes at a VAT tribunal in 1991, against the ruling that Jaffa cakes were biscuits due to their size and shape, and the fact that they were often eaten in place of biscuits.

McVities insisted that the product was a cake, and allegedly produced a giant Jaffa cake in court to illustrate its point.

The court found in favour of McVitie's and ruled that the product should be considered a cake, meaning that VAT is not paid on Jaffa cakes in the United Kingdom.

In Ireland, Jaffa cakes are regarded as cakes by Revenue as their moisture content is greater than 12%. As a result, they are charged the reduced rate of VAT (13.5% as of 2016).”

That may be true but who's ever been at a party and the lights go out and everyone starts singing Happy birthday to the light of a single candle shoved in a Jaffa Cake!!! No one! Absolutely no one!

adox · 09-09-2019 8:19pm

EmmetSpiceland wrote: »

Jaffa Cakes have no place in this tournament. Please see below for the reason.

“In the United Kingdom, value added tax is payable on chocolate-covered biscuits, but not on chocolate-covered cakes.

McVities defended its classification of Jaffa Cakes as cakes at a VAT tribunal in 1991, against the ruling that Jaffa cakes were biscuits due to their size and shape, and the fact that they were often eaten in place of biscuits.

McVities insisted that the product was a cake, and allegedly produced a giant Jaffa cake in court to illustrate its point.

The court found in favour of McVitie's and ruled that the product should be considered a cake, meaning that VAT is not paid on Jaffa cakes in the United Kingdom.

In Ireland, Jaffa cakes are regarded as cakes by Revenue as their moisture content is greater than 12%. As a result, they are charged the reduced rate of VAT (13.5% as of 2016).”

Tax dodging biscuits ftw.

Quit your bitching.

09-09-2019 8:19pm

are we doing reasons for all the votes now? i thought it might be final ones only

Omackeral · 09-09-2019 8:19pm

Deleted User wrote: »

Shut your stupid face.

Yes. More hatred. It pleases me.

Autosport · 09-09-2019 8:20pm

Coconut creams ftw, nice and fluffy and I might have a pack here

Peatys · 09-09-2019 8:21pm

[Deleted User] wrote: »

That may be true but who's ever been at a party and the lights go out and everyone starts singing Happy birthday to the light of a single candle shoved in a Jaffa Cake!!! No one! Absolutely no one!

Maybe that happened and that's why he hates them

09-09-2019 8:22pm

Autosport wrote: »

Coconut creams ftw, nice and fluffy and I might have a pack here

Share!!!

EmmetSpiceland · 09-09-2019 8:22pm

[Deleted User] wrote: »

That may be true but who's ever been at a party and the lights go out and everyone starts singing Happy birthday to the light of a single candle shoved in a Jaffa Cake!!! No one! Absolutely no one!

Of course they haven’t, because they’re a shíte cake.

Omackeral · 09-09-2019 8:22pm

Golden Crunch Creams win 8-4

Roger Hassenforder · 09-09-2019 8:22pm

Omackeral wrote: »

It's in the rules you illiterate f*ckpig. First to 8 advances.

You're some cnut with your ninja edit

Ultimate Biscuit Tournament (Mod Note Post #1 and #984)

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