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Dental plan!

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    #1532
    Hurricane-Dean
    Registered Users Posts: 954 ✭✭✭Hurricane-Dean


    Kent Brockman: Half back passes it to centre
    Kent Brockman: Centre holds it, holds it, holds it ugh

    Mexican Commentator: HALF BACK PASSES TO CENTRE
    Mexican Commentator: CENTRE HOLDS IT, HOLDS IT, HOLDS IT


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    #1533
    dagdha
    Registered Users Posts: 645 ✭✭✭dagdha


    Vote Quimby!


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    #1534
    Hurricane-Dean
    Registered Users Posts: 954 ✭✭✭Hurricane-Dean


    dagdha wrote: »
    Vote Quimby!
    Give him what he wants, I'm too rich to die


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    #1535
    Hurricane-Dean
    Registered Users Posts: 954 ✭✭✭Hurricane-Dean


    Moe: Go home science girl!
    Lisa: I am home.
    Moe: Good stay there


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    #1536
    Vicxas
    Registered Users Posts: 15,271 ✭✭✭✭Vicxas


    I AM THE LIZARD QUEEN!


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    #1537
    Busi_Girl08
    Registered Users Posts: 17,781 ✭✭✭✭Busi_Girl08


    Lional Hutz - "There's...the truth :(, and... the truth! :D"


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    #1538
    krudler
    Registered Users Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    Love the joke where Hutz changes his business card from

    "Works on retainer! no money down!"

    to

    "Works on retainer? No, money down!"

    simple but brilliant gag


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    #1539
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Lionel Hutz: Now don't you worry, Mrs. Simpson, I... uh-oh. We've drawn Judge Snyder.

    Marge: Is that bad?

    Lionel Hutz: Well, he's had it in for me ever since I kinda ran over his dog.

    Marge: You did?

    Lionel Hutz: Well, replace the word "kinda" with the word "repeatedly," and the word "dog" with "son."


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    #1540
    jd007
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,094 ✭✭✭jd007


    Ralph: When I grow up I want to be a principal or a caterpillar


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    #1541
    Funglegunk
    Registered Users Posts: 1,566 ✭✭✭Funglegunk


    From the triple bypass episode:

    Billy: Hey, where's he goin'?
    Gas station attendant: Billy, remember that old Plymouth we just couldn't fix?
    Billy: We're going to sell him to Mr.Nikapopolous?
    Gas station attendant: You're a dull boy, Billy.

    Hospital PA: Dr. Riviera, Dr. Nick Riviera please report to the coroner immediately!
    Dr. Nick: The coroner? I am so sick of that guy! Well, see you in the operating place!


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    #1542
    keano_afc
    Registered Users Posts: 8,711 ✭✭✭keano_afc


    RTE 2 had one of my favourites on last night, Duncan the racing horse.

    Chief Wiggum: All right, show's over, folks. I'm afraid this horse is going to the dog food factory.
    Homer: Good luck getting a horse to eat dog food.

    Wiggum: This is clearly a case of animal cruelty. Uh, do you have a permit for that?
    Barker: No problem, sir, it's in my car.
    [He gets in, and quickly drives off]
    Lou: You've gotta stop being so trusting, Chief.
    Chief Wiggum: I'd rather let a thousand guilty men go free than chase after them.

    Homer to Duncan: (whispering) When the race stats, run really fast...


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    #1543
    lyverbird1
    Registered Users Posts: 144 ✭✭lyverbird1


    Myself and my husband say "Dental Plan!" to each other now whenever we see a smiling arse crack!!!!!


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    #1544
    lyverbird1
    Registered Users Posts: 144 ✭✭lyverbird1


    Ned Flanders to babysitting Marge: "I hate to be a Ned Zeppelin but are my two little boys Abrased and Contused....?"


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    #1545
    iamstop
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 11,909 Mod ✭✭✭✭iamstop


    SKITTLE BRAU!

    https://open.spotify.com/album/69JKwCcZGdLqX4Upj3DwP7



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    #1546
    jme2010
    Registered Users Posts: 974 ✭✭✭jme2010


    "Hi Super Nintendo Charlmers"

    "Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me."

    "Look, big daddy, it's regular daddy."

    "Which one is oral?"

    "That's where I saw the Leprchaun. He tells me to burn things!"

    And the best Ralph quote ever:

    I]Ralph puts an ice cream cone on his head[/I
    Ralph Wiggum: I'm a unitard!


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    #1547
    Say Your Number
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 11,071 Mod ✭✭✭✭Say Your Number


    Lisa: Chief Wiggum...don't....eat...the...clues
    Wiggum: Come again
    Lisa: Better...look...burns suit
    Wiggum: I'm not following you
    Lisa: Burn's suit. Burn's suit
    Wiggum: What?
    Lisa: Look at Burn's suit! Sheesh!

    (After Wiggum wakes up)

    Eddie: I've an idea, chief. Why don't we check out that suit that Burns was wearing
    Wiggum: Did you have the same backwards-talking dream with flaming cards?
    Eddie: ...I'll Drive


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    #1548
    jd007
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,094 ✭✭✭jd007


    Pfft snakes. Natures quitters


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    #1549
    Fozzydog3
    Registered Users Posts: 528 ✭✭✭Fozzydog3


    jd007 wrote: »
    Pfft snakes. Natures quitters

    TL;DR


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    #1550
    recyclops
    Registered Users Posts: 2,393 ✭✭✭recyclops


    haha just on now where homer climbs the mountain and rides mc allister (who climbed it in 1922 with abe) down after climbing it.

    doc hibbert runs over " we're too late hes dead" hahaha


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    #1551
    Teddy_Picker
    Registered Users Posts: 232 ✭✭Teddy_Picker


    From "Missionary Impossible"

    Ak: If God is all-powerful, why does he need us to obey him?
    Homer: You see, God is all-powerful, but insecure, like Barbra Streisand before James Brolin...ohh he's been a rock!


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    #1552
    Busi_Girl08
    Registered Users Posts: 17,781 ✭✭✭✭Busi_Girl08


    Mr. Burns - Well, Homer. I must say - Once you've been through something like that with a person, you never want to see that person again
    Homer - You said it, you WEIRDO!
    *Both start laughing*
    *Both stop and glare at each other intensely*
    *Start laughing again, trail off*
    *Stop and glare again*


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    #1553
    Pet
    Registered Users Posts: 4,579 ✭✭✭Pet


    Homer: I gotta call the plant and warn them!
    *dials*
    Automated phone recording: The fingers you have used to dial are too fat. To obtain a special dialling wand, please mash the keypad with your palm now.

    (from the episode where Homer gains a load of weight in order to work from home)


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    #1554
    Glico Man
    Registered Users Posts: 8,280 ✭✭✭Glico Man


    Bart: Allowance day! Ding ding ding ding ding!
    Marge: You don't deserve an allowance
    Lisa: Sure we do! ding ding ding ding / Bart: ding ding ding ding
    Homer: Ice cream man! Ice cream man!


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    #1555
    Busi_Girl08
    Registered Users Posts: 17,781 ✭✭✭✭Busi_Girl08


    GO BANANA!!


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    #1556
    Aldebaran
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,053 ✭✭✭Aldebaran


    "Hello, this is Moleman in the morning. Good Moleman to you. Today, part four of our series of the agonizing pain in which I live every daaaay."


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    #1557
    For Forks Sake
    Registered Users Posts: 11,487 ✭✭✭✭For Forks Sake


    Now, Marge, don't discourage the boy. Weaseling out of things is what separates us from the animals. Except the weasel.


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    #1558
    For Forks Sake
    Registered Users Posts: 11,487 ✭✭✭✭For Forks Sake


    Marge, you being a cop makes you the man - which makes me the woman; and I have no interest in that, besides occasionally wearing the underwear, which (as we discussed) is strictly a comfort thing.


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    #1559
    KnifeWRENCH
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,148 ✭✭✭✭KnifeWRENCH


    Krusty: I've worked with marvellous second-bananas over the years, but none more memorable than Sideshow Raheem.

    [flashback]
    Krusty: Eh....the script says I'm supposed to bonk you with this.
    Sideshow Raheem: I WOULDN'T.
    Krusty: *laughs nervously* "Right on!"
    [/flashback]

    Krusty: Angry. Angry young man.


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    #1560
    J. Marston
    Registered Users Posts: 23,115 ✭✭✭✭J. Marston


    "Man alive! There are....men alive down here."


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    #1561
    dagdha
    Registered Users Posts: 645 ✭✭✭dagdha


    Homer: [drunk] Look, the thing about my family is there's five of us. Marge, Bart, Girl Bart, the one that does'nt talk, and the fat guy. How I loathe him.


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