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  • #2552
    derfderf
    Registered Users Posts: 1,588 ✭✭✭derfderf


    "Mr Bloot, Homer Simpson here. When you sold me this house you didn't tell me it was built ON AN INDIAN BURIAL GROUND! NO.....YOU.....DIDN'T! Yeah, well that's not how i remember it. Yeah ok, goodbye." He says he mentioned it 5 or 6 times.


  • #2553
    Dunny
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,985 ✭✭✭Dunny


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=II3Wt22rDE0


  • #2554
    corblimey
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,475 ✭✭✭corblimey


    Homer: Who are you?
    Spirit of Cesar Chavez: I am the spirit of Cesar Chavez.
    Homer: Then why do you look like Cesar Romero?
    Spirit of Cesar Chavez: Because you don't know what Cesar Chavez looks like.


  • #2555
    the purple tin
    Registered Users Posts: 10,943 ✭✭✭✭the purple tin


    Homer Simpson: I'm here for the Alcoholics Anonymous meeting.

    Rev Lovejoy: Mm-hm. Third door on your left.

    [Jasper walks in]
    Rev Lovejoy: Coping with senility?

    Jasper: No! I'm here for Microwave Cookery. No, wait..... coping with senility.


  • #2556
    jackwigan
    Registered Users Posts: 172 ✭✭jackwigan


    Oh relax kids, I've got a gut feeling Uter's around here somewhere.
    After all isn't there a little Uter in all of us? hahahaha... hahaha, in fact, you might even say we just ate Uter, and he's in our stomachs... right now! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!...


    Wait, scratch that one.


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  • #2557
    FetchTheGin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 857 ✭✭✭FetchTheGin


    Malibu Stacy, America's favorite eight-and-a-half incher. In 1959, homemaker Stacy Lavelle had a design and a dream. The design? Malibu Stacy. The dream? To mass market a fashion doll that was also edible. Kids didn't much like the taste of dried onion meal, but they loved the doll. A second, plastic Malibu Stacy took America by storm.

    Just ask the owner of the world's largest Malibu Stacy collection: Wayland Smithers of Springfield!

    Smithers: Hello, Malibu Stacy collectors. I'll see you at StacyCon '94, at the San Diego Airport Hilton.

    And what does Stacy think of her thirty-five years of success and millions of friends worldwide?

    Stacy: Don't ask me, I'm just a girl. [giggles]

    [chuckles] She sure is.


  • #2558
    Jordan 199
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,035 ✭✭✭✭Jordan 199


    "Hello Smithers, you are quite good at turning me on."


  • #2559
    Brendog
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,976 ✭✭✭Brendog


    It worked! the de-bigulator worked!!


  • #2560
    Brendog
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,976 ✭✭✭Brendog


    "Surly only looks out for one guy. Surly!!"

    "Sorry, Surly."

    "Shut up"


  • #2561
    BOHtox
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,314 ✭✭✭BOHtox


    Homer: Let the bears pay the bear tax. I pay Homer Tax!


    Lad: No Dad, you pay Home Owner tax.


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  • #2562
    Jordan 199
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,035 ✭✭✭✭Jordan 199


    Lisa: Remember, Dad. The handle of the Big Dipper points to the North Star.

    Homer: That's nice, Lisa, but we're not in astronomy class. We're in the woods.


  • #2563
    paddy kerins
    Site Banned Posts: 1,856 ✭✭✭paddy kerins


    We're here! We're queer! We don't want any more bears!


  • #2564
    Herrick
    Closed Accounts Posts: 903 ✭✭✭Herrick


    Banner: Are you the beer baron?
    Flanders: Well, if you're talking about root beer, I plead guilt- diddily-ildly as char-didily-arged!
    Banner: He's not the baron, but he sounds drunk. Take him in.


    I'm convinced the Nelson Van Alden ( Prohibition Agent) character from the Boardwalk Empire is based on Rex Banner :P


  • #2565
    PrettyBoy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,213 ✭✭✭PrettyBoy


    Ah McGarnagle, eases the pain...

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pD-LB9z6nxg


  • #2566
    Witcher
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,638 ✭✭✭✭Witcher


    Barney: I'm Barney Gumble, and I'm
    an alcoholic.
    Lisa: Mr Gumble, this is a girl scout
    meeting.
    Barney: Is it? Or is it that you girls
    can't admit that you have a problem?


  • #2567
    qwerty93
    Closed Accounts Posts: 221 ✭✭qwerty93


    Skinner: Children, I'll be frank. In the event of nuclear war, we can
    only save our best, and brightest. Therefore, space in the fallout
    shelter will be reserved for: Lisa Simpson, Martin Prince, our
    championship kickball team, and Sherri, but not Terri.


  • #2568
    Jordan 199
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,035 ✭✭✭✭Jordan 199


    Apu talking to Homer: What's the matter, sir? Never have I seen you look so unhappy while purchasing such a large quantity of ice cream.

    Homer: The reason I look unhappy is that tonight I have to see a slideshow starring my wife's sisters-or as I call them, "the gruesome twosome."


  • #2569
    Rega
    Registered Users Posts: 764 ✭✭✭Rega


    Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na LEADER!


  • #2570
    Mr Trade In
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,705 ✭✭✭Mr Trade In


    paddy kerins wrote: »
    We're here! We're queer! We don't want any more bears!

    Lenny: Hey that's catchy Homer, where did ya here it.

    Homer: Oh at that mustache parade they have every year.


  • #2571
    Jordan 199
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,035 ✭✭✭✭Jordan 199




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  • #2572
    Funglegunk
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,566 ✭✭✭Funglegunk


    "Thank you Senor MacGuyver, you saved our village."

    "Don't thank me, thank the moon's gravitational pull!"


    Chief Wiggum: You wouldn't happen to know anything about a cigarette truck that got hijacked on route 401?
    Fat Tony: What's a truck?
    Chief Wiggum: Don't play dumb with me!


  • #2573
    battser
    Registered Users Posts: 711 ✭✭✭battser


    Prob done but one of my favs

    Kent Brockman Simpson Sex scandle update, Homer simpson is caught sleeping in an oxegen tent which he believes gives him sexual powers,
    Homer Hey... thats a half truth

    Tonighttttt on ROCK BOTTOM. He takes videos of you when you least expect it. He's Rowdy Roddy PEEPER!

    Yes Im pretty sure thats homer simpson there, rotating in his own Juices.

    Lemon Tree - Huh huh huh you must be stupider than you look
    Homer Stupider like a fox (Priceless)


  • #2574
    FetchTheGin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 857 ✭✭✭FetchTheGin


    The ocean abounds with fearsome creatures, but none attacks its prey with more fury... than the seaweed shark!


    The struggle is soon over.


  • #2575
    Stocking Drinks Whiskey
    Registered Users Posts: 95 ✭✭Stocking Drinks Whiskey


    Forced meme is forced.


  • #2576
    Brendog
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,976 ✭✭✭Brendog


    "Well if it isn't captain of the weiner patrol boning up on his nerd lesson"

    "Homer stop that you should be encouraging Bart!"

    "You're right Marge. Great job boy"

    *Marge walks away*

    "EGGHEAD LOVES HIS BOOKY WOOK!!"

    "HOMER!!!!"

    "Just tucking him in"


  • #2577
    Brendog
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,976 ✭✭✭Brendog


    "Brothers and Sisters are natural enemies, like Welshmen and Scots, or Japanese and Scots, or Scots and other Scots. Damn Scots! They ruined Scotland!"

    "You Scots sure are a contencious people."

    "You just made an enemy for LIFE!!"


  • #2578
    Brendog
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,976 ✭✭✭Brendog


    "Hello, I'm Dr.Cheeks. I'm doing my rounds and I'm a little behind."


  • #2579
    the purple tin
    Registered Users Posts: 10,943 ✭✭✭✭the purple tin


    Brendog wrote: »
    "Hello, I'm Dr.Cheeks. I'm doing my rounds and I'm a little behind."
    Here is Springfield as it appears from space.
    Somewhere in this windy valley is the lost Dutchmans mine.


  • #2580
    im invisible
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,372 ✭✭✭im invisible


    Stocking Drinks Whiskey wrote: »
    Forced meme is forced.
    i shall direct you here...
    LiamN wrote: »
    http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/915974-the-simpsons/51575369
    :D


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  • #2581
    paddy kerins
    Site Banned Posts: 1,856 ✭✭✭paddy kerins


    You crazy car, I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you


  • #2582
    Witcher
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,638 ✭✭✭✭Witcher


    Eddie: That sounded like an explosion at the old Simpson place.
    Wiggum: Forget it. That's two blocks away.''
    Eddie: Looks like there's beer coming out of the chimney!
    Wiggum: [gets out of the car] I am proceeding on foot. Call in a Code 8.
    Eddie:[into radio]We need pretzels. Repeat, pretzels.


  • #2583
    corblimey
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,475 ✭✭✭corblimey


    Marge: Oh my God. What happened to your fingers?
    Mobster: (Boating accident)
    Skinner: I believe it was a... boking accident

    Alex: Your name's Lisa? Shut up, I love that name!
    Lisa: Did she just tell me to "shut up"?
    Skinner: Take it outside


  • #2584
    PerrinV2
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators Posts: 6,335 Mod ✭✭✭✭PerrinV2


    Krusty: Watch my show, I will send you this book featuring me in a variety of sexually explicit positions. I]men drag him off[/I What? Hey! It's not really me: I used a stunt butt!


    Any1 know where I can get a picture of this book?


  • #2585
    Jordan 199
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,035 ✭✭✭✭Jordan 199


    Nurse sees Flanders in a padded cell: Flanders, Ned Flanders! I better call Dr. Foster.

    Dr. Foster answers phone: It's Doctor Foster here. Ned Flanders, are you sure!? No no no, i'll come right over and may God have mercy on us all.


  • #2586
    TheRiddler
    Closed Accounts Posts: 425 ✭✭TheRiddler


    Jordan 191 wrote: »
    Nurse sees Flanders in a padded cell: Flanders, Ned Flanders! I better call Dr. Foster.

    Dr. Foster answers phone: It's Doctor Foster here. Ned Flanders, are you sure!? No no no, i'll come right over and may God have mercy on us all.

    Dr Foster to wife Where are my slippers?
    Wife In the den
    Dr. Foster May God have mercy on us all.


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  • #2587
    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,635 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    Even since the dawn of time, Man has yearned to destroy the sun...

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



  • #2588
    Jordan 199
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,035 ✭✭✭✭Jordan 199


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QW6DTVK4aCk


  • #2589
    bronte
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,331 ✭✭✭✭bronte


    As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball. But tonight I say, we must move forward, not backward; upward, not forward; and always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom!


  • #2590
    weeder
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,469 ✭✭✭weeder


    now play classical gas

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhMuCiAe6vA


  • #2591
    paddy kerins
    Site Banned Posts: 1,856 ✭✭✭paddy kerins


    weeder wrote: »
    now play classical gas

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhMuCiAe6vA

    Where's my burrito! Where's my burrito! Where's my- OW!!



    Also:
    Thats-a nice-a donut


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  • #2592
    Brendog
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,976 ✭✭✭Brendog


    "Your busines will take you anywhere why before you know it you'll be on a rocket ride to the moon! and while your there pick up some of that nice green moon money for me, Royce McCutchen!"

    No deal McCutchen that moon money is MINE!!


  • #2593
    mfdc
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 304 ✭✭mfdc


    I'm an amendment to be,
    Yes an amendment you see,
    And I'm hopin' that they'll ratify me...
    There's a lotta flag burners who have got too much free-dom
    I wanna make it legal for policemen, to beat-em
    Then I'll crush all opposition to me!
    And I'll make Ted Kennedy pay...
    If he fights back, I'll say that he's gaaay


  • #2594
    Brendog
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,976 ✭✭✭Brendog


    27!


  • #2595
    corblimey
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,475 ✭✭✭corblimey


    I take a whiskey drink, I take a chocolate drink, and when I have to pee, I use the kitchen sink


  • #2596
    IvyTheTerrible
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,949 ✭✭✭✭IvyTheTerrible


    bronte wrote: »
    As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball. But tonight I say, we must move forward, not backward; upward, not forward; and always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom!

    Abortions for some, miniature american flags for others!


  • #2597
    NothingMan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,178 ✭✭✭✭NothingMan


    Brendog wrote: »
    27!


    Love that one! :D

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wF037gX5asU


  • #2598
    Jordan 199
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,035 ✭✭✭✭Jordan 199


    Horst: We plan to have some frank discussions with your safety inspector.

    Homer: Yeah. Sock it to him, Horst!

    Lenny: Psst, Homer. Aren't you the safety inspector?

    Homer: D'oh!


    Burns: Please sell me back my plant. I'll pay anything.

    Horst: Isin't this a happy coincidence! You are desperate to buy, we are desperate to sell.

    Burns:     Desperate, eh? Advantage Burns!


  • #2599
    Musiconomist
    Registered Users Posts: 176 ✭✭Musiconomist


    backstage at the U2 concert

    Homer: Potato-man.
    Security: Where have you been!?!


  • #2600
    Musiconomist
    Registered Users Posts: 176 ✭✭Musiconomist


    Carl=Black
    Lenny=White


  • #2601
    the purple tin
    Registered Users Posts: 10,943 ✭✭✭✭the purple tin


    stupid one legged pants.


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