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Lame or embarrassing things you fapped to before you had internet porn

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    #332
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Kay's Catalogue, the female underwear/lingerie section. It was a marvel at the time.


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    #333
    branie2
    Registered Users Posts: 10,296 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    Bond girls


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    #334
    the dark ken night
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 32 ✭the dark ken night


    My imagination


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    #335
    When the Sun Hits
    Registered Users Posts: 265 ✭✭When the Sun Hits


    The Morbegs.


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    #336
    branie2
    Registered Users Posts: 10,296 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    It's a pity there's no appreciation websites for Family Album


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    #337
    branie2
    Registered Users Posts: 10,296 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    I also "fapped" to the Budget travel brochure babes


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    #338
    ToddyDoody
    Registered Users Posts: 4,421 ✭✭✭ToddyDoody


    Bienvenue En France 2... the French textbook.


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    #339
    branie2
    Registered Users Posts: 10,296 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    ToddyDoody wrote: »
    Bienvenue En France 2... the French textbook.

    The girl in the bikini and headphones?


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    LDN_Irish
    Registered Users Posts: 1,188 ✭✭✭LDN_Irish


    The sleeve of the chartbusters DVD cases that had the wans advertising their tanning booths. Followed that up with whatever was on the DVD sometimes.


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    #341
    branie2
    Registered Users Posts: 10,296 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    The girl in the Rick Astley video Whenever You Need Somebody


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    #342
    fryup
    Registered Users Posts: 18,069 ✭✭✭✭fryup


    ^^^^^^^^^^^

    showing your age there


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    #343
    Wacker The Attacker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,473 ✭✭✭Wacker The Attacker


    I wanked off to a picture of Teresa lowe recently


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    #344
    branie2
    Registered Users Posts: 10,296 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    Clark Griswold's pool fantasy in National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation


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    #345
    branie2
    Registered Users Posts: 10,296 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    Ambre Solaire ads


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    #346
    OneOfThem
    Closed Accounts Posts: 667 ✭✭✭OneOfThem


    There was an episode of sabrina the teenage witch where you get a flash of her knickers/bum. Had the episode on tape so it could be paused on those 2 seconds when I was 13.


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    #347
    branie2
    Registered Users Posts: 10,296 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    I'd love to see Family Album pictures here


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    #348
    Mister Vain
    Registered Users Posts: 6,041 ✭✭✭Mister Vain


    The pink power ranger. She used to make my mickey morph.


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    #349
    One More Toy
    Registered Users Posts: 3,764 ✭✭✭One More Toy


    Misty from Pokemon

    The aboriginal ladies in the national geographic


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    #350
    One More Toy
    Registered Users Posts: 3,764 ✭✭✭One More Toy


    How could I forget Cat Deely - delight


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    #351
    elfy4eva
    Registered Users Posts: 1,204 ✭✭✭elfy4eva


    The Magdeline sisters movie, controversial ****.


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    #352
    frostyjacks
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,951 ✭✭✭frostyjacks


    Daytime tv was a challenge pre-satellite. Lorraine Kelly was about the only option most days.


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    #353
    Hammer89
    Registered Users Posts: 3,003 ✭✭✭Hammer89


    I used to **** over pictures of my sister's mates. They were only 14, but I was 16 so I suppose that's alright? Anywho, one of her mates literally could've been a supermodel, but my sister was in the best pictures of her. Consequently, I opened the picture on MS Paint and cropped my sister out in an effort to reduce the chance of catching a glimpse of her at the worst possible moment. I miss those days; when one **** used to take about two hours.


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    #354
    Wacker The Attacker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,473 ✭✭✭Wacker The Attacker


    frostyjacks wrote: »
    Daytime tv was a challenge pre-satellite. Lorraine Kelly was about the only option most days.


    Come on. I got a massive chunky watching carol vorderman. EVERY DAY.


    That was usually the power ****


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    #355
    Wacker The Attacker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,473 ✭✭✭Wacker The Attacker


    Hammer89 wrote: »
    I used to w*nk over pictures of my sister's mates. They were only 14, but I was 16 so I suppose that's alright? Anywho, one of her mates literally could've been a supermodel, but my sister was in the best pictures of her. Consequently, I opened the picture on MS Paint and cropped my sister out in an effort to reduce the chance of catching a glimpse of her at the worst possible moment. I miss those days; when one w*nk used to take about two hours.



    Who could **** for 2 hours as a 14 year old and not shoot off.


    That's an iron man ****


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    #356
    frostyjacks
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,951 ✭✭✭frostyjacks


    Wacker The Attacker wrote: »
    Come on. I got a massive chunky watching carol vorderman. EVERY DAY.


    That was usually the power ****

    Countdown didn't come on till around half three/four. Somedays one didn't have the patience to wait that long.


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    #357
    May Lydon
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9 ✭May Lydon


    Top Gear


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    #358
    Hammer89
    Registered Users Posts: 3,003 ✭✭✭Hammer89


    Wacker The Attacker wrote: »
    Who could **** for 2 hours as a 14 year old and not shoot off.

    That's an iron man ****

    Because they involved plenty of imagination. I could set out to have a **** now, at the age of 27, and I wouldn't be finished until Monday if I relied on mental images.


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    #359
    Wacker The Attacker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,473 ✭✭✭Wacker The Attacker


    Hammer89 wrote: »
    Because they involved plenty of imagination. I could set out to have a **** now, at the age of 27, and I wouldn't be finished until Monday if I relied on mental images.



    Jesus dude. Is there something wrong with yer balls?

    Maybe theres something wrong with my balls but when youre mad with the horn you just got to get the job done


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    #360
    NachoBusiness
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,389 ✭✭✭NachoBusiness


    The house behind us had four daughters. We had a shed at the top of garden. These girls sunbathed naked throughout the summers of the mid to late 80s. My friends may have drilled holes in that shed. They may even have bugged the hell out of to go into that shed anytime the bloody sun shone for almost half a decade.


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    #361
    Wacker The Attacker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,473 ✭✭✭Wacker The Attacker


    frostyjacks wrote: »
    Countdown didn't come on till around half three/four. Somedays one didn't have the patience to wait that long.



    But good things come (cum) to those who wait


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