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29-01-2020, 21:18   #61
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In no particular order.

Nail biting, best get your protein from a different source, surely, it tastes better plus your fingers will look better.

Smoking.

Anyone who drinks moderately and often.

Stingy, mean, miserly, miserable penny pinching.

Constant moaning about your ex. Most of us have a history, but there's no need to go on and on about the past.
Repeatedly.

Sexually dysfunctional, (neither willing to admit to nor seek help for it); for the record, it's not that common, it doesn't happen to every guy, and it is a big deal!

Criticising how much washing up liquid I use, seriously, lighten up, who doesn't like bubbles?

Poor sense of humour.

Someone who feels the need to talk about their job almost non stop.
No thank you- I love what I do, but it's not all that I do.
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29-01-2020, 21:18   #62
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too tidy or clean freak .obviously has to be somewhat tidy but i find this worse than slightly messy
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29-01-2020, 21:27   #63
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Has to give good head, will return the favour of course but argh come on
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29-01-2020, 21:31   #64
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Dont get this really.

One spends their entire adolescence and early adult life knocking it out into a crusty sock
At least you didn’t stick a crusty sock in your hairy box as a dare with too much vodka
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LOL. I’ve got my money’s worth from this thread anyway!
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At least you didn’t stick a crusty sock in your hairy box as a dare with too much vodka
If the sock was “soaked” with the vodka you’d be getting hammered.
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29-01-2020, 21:43   #67
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Have to agree with the car or at least a licence, no one wants to be a taxi, dealt with that for years, and if she smokes that's a definite no, the smell how would ya be well
I can’t drive and hubs is never my taximan. I always use public transport if it’s just me going somewhere. If we moved to a rural location, I’d learn.
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Curious about the foreign woman angle? All of my village know that I live abroad :O
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In no particular order.

Nail biting, best get your protein from a different source, surely, it tastes better plus your fingers will look better.

Smoking.

Anyone who drinks moderately and often.

Stingy, mean, miserly, miserable penny pinching.

Constant moaning about your ex. Most of us have a history, but there's no need to go on and on about the past.
Repeatedly.

Sexually dysfunctional, (neither willing to admit to nor seek help for it); for the record, it's not that common, it doesn't happen to every guy, and it is a big deal!

Criticising how much washing up liquid I use, seriously, lighten up, who doesn't like bubbles?

Poor sense of humour.

Someone who feels the need to talk about their job almost non stop.
No thank you- I love what I do, but it's not all that I do.

Hmmm, so your always wet without foreplay?
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High maintenance.
"Shopping" as a hobby.
Being zero craic and/or offended at everything.
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29-01-2020, 22:01   #71
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Guys who 'don't like the feel' of condoms
Or women who say, “it’s ok, I’m on the pill”
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- Is dead
- Is alive but smells dead
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I've met some of them & they are the deal breakers.


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A bit of life is always nice.
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too tidy or clean freak .obviously has to be somewhat tidy but i find this worse than slightly messy

I take it then that Monica was your least favourite character in Friends?


Anyone else pissed off that most (if not all forums) use American English? DON'T F*CKING RED UNDERLINE FAVOURITE WHEN IT IS SPELLED 1000000% RIGHT YOU LAZY ASS PIECE OF TURNIP!!!!!!


Deal-breakers and turn offs in dating - I've sadly never been on a date so you know what they say, beggars can't be choosers


I suppose: smoker, someone who's full of themselves, has the sense of humour (DON'T TELL ME HUMOUR IS SPELLED WRONG YOU F*CKING ***** *** *******) of a brick, and just generally isn't nice.

^^ Btw, did my sob story (which is genuinely true, unfortunately) generate any pity there? Ladies? No? Ok then.. .. ..

Anyone have a radio, I wanna turn on Air Supply - All Out of Love.

.. .. .. ..

Ok I'll stop now. Sorry
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