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14-08-2013, 16:41   #136
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I declare everyone who didn't get it a humour free zone. The OP put that lady in her place. Wifi? I have three.

I still don't get it
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14-08-2013, 16:49   #137
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I smirked.Thread gets a smirk from me.
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14-08-2013, 16:50   #138
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So today my OH was buying a smart phone and the assistant was loving showing off how tech savy she was when she asked " You have wifi dont you" in a patronising way.
My OH looked at me quizingly to which I replied " yea, we have two of them"
This shut her right up and we bought the phone and insurance and left.
Have you ever put some wise crack in their place?
Just curious OP, but why did your OH look at you 'quizingly' ?
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Some auld boot said I looked like a boy the other day - I quickly turned around and said " At least I don't look like you"

I'm usually the one who thinks of these things to say the following day
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Some auld boot said I looked like a boy the other day - I quickly turned around and said " At least I don't look like you"

I'm usually the one who thinks of these things to say the following day
That reminds me of one. I was driving between Thurles and Kilkenny and stopped into a shop on the way. Some old man was in there and asked 'Are you a boy?' (I had long hair at the time)
'are you a boy or a girl? Do you have a little willy?'

I was like the fúck? He was bursting his hole laughing so I told him to 'go fúck yourself you old cúnt' and gave him the finger as i drove away.

Fúcking wierdo.
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I always put people in their place, I'm a steward in one of the LoI grounds
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Is Lando a man?
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Was on a bus a while ago and a few scrotes, around 14/15, were giving some hipster looking lad a load of abuse. The chief abuser was as fat as shít and trying to show off to his mates. Anyway, he started calling the bloke a paedo - the beard and glasses probably gave him the idea. He started saying "I bet you want to ride me, don't you, you paedo?", to which the previously silent bloke replied "Sorry, you have the wrong person, I don't **** baby whales....." From the laughs of his mates, you knew he'd be hearing that for a while afterwards.
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I forgot about this thread. Seems to have caused alot of confusion

I am working on better threads that stem away from personal experiences and more current affairs type stuff.
For crying out loud. Would you not just explain your post for everyone please? Doesn't seem like a lot to ask, considering nobody understood it.
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While telling the OP that he has sand in his vagina, we're putting him in his place, thus having sand in our own collective vagina.
Wtf?
Sand in our collective vaginas.
Pull yourself together man.
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15-08-2013, 12:24   #146
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For crying out loud. Would you not just explain your post for everyone please? Doesn't seem like a lot to ask, considering nobody understood it.
Nobody? I dont understand.
What is it that is not understood?
Are you understanding the misunderstanding but not understanding the misunderstanding about the misunderstanding,
or do you not understand the misunderstanding, so understanding the misunderstanding, but not understanding the misunderstanding about the misunderstanding?

I'm not sure I understand...
..about the misunderstanding...
...about the misunderstanding....
....not about the misunderstanding about the misunderstanding.
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I can never think of one to save my life.

The closest I got was when a knackerish kid said to me as I went down the road "nice bike" in a very sarcastic tone. I replied "nice hat" in an equally sarcastic tone.
Correct response:

"You should see me other bike. It's YORE MA!"

*LOLLERCHORTLE*
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When ever anyone tries to go one up on me I reply "my dad could beat your dad"!
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When ever anyone tries to go one up on me I reply "my dad could beat your dad"!
My dad's dead. Why would you even say that?
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I have two wifi networks in my home, one has changed dns settings so i can get american netflix and the other has unchanged dns settings. All you need is another router.
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