How many motorbikes have you owned?

1.

YBR125 - wrote off in a crash. Car drivers fault.
Fazer 600
VFR800
FZ1
Tiger 800

Piaggio 50 cc moped
Aprilia RS 125
Suzuki GSXR 600
Ducati panigale 899
BMW S1000RR

Yamaha DT125 (it was the early 80's, everyone had one)
Another DT125
Suzuki PE175 Enduro
Break for a few years.
Yamaha TZR250
Suzuki DR350
Honda CB1 400
Another DR350
Aprilia Pegaso 650
Longer break for 20 years.
Honda Deauville 700
Suzuki DRZ400
Suzuki V Strom 650.

Always had at least one Trials Bike and a few Honda 50's in the Shed.

2000 Suzuki GZ125 Marauder
2000 Yamaha TDR125
1978 Kawasaki Z400
2005 Kawasaki W650
1978 Suzuki GS550E
1988 Suzuki GSX1100F
Honda CBR918 Fireblade
2008 Kawasaki VN1600 Classic
2009 Kawasaki ZZR1400
1987 Kawasaki VN1500
2009 Harley Davidson XR1200X
2009 Suzuki GSX1400
2012 LML 125 (Vespa copy)
2010 Triumph Rocket III
2011 Harley Davidson Street Bob
2014 Triumph Rocket III Roadster
2014 Triumph Speed Triple
2015 Ducati Diavel
2016 BMW R1200 GS Adventure
2014 Harley Davidson Street Glide
2018 BMW R1200 GS Adventure TB
2017 Harley Davidson Ultra Limited
2021 BMW R1250 GS Adventure
2008 KTM Supermoto 990

In order of ownership. The list isn't including my wifes bikes (which are technically mine too ).

Honda MT 50
Yamaha RZ 50
Honda XL250S
Yamaha IT175J
Suzuki X7
Honda CR250R 1990
Suzuki TS100ER
Honda NX650J
Honda NT650X
Montesa Cota 315R x2
Suzuki RMX250S

In order (started out swapping a lot but tend to keep things a good few years for the last while):

01 Aprilia RS125
96 Aprilia RS250
94 Honda RVF400
05 Suzuki GSXR600
06 GSXR1000
07 Yamaha R1
01 Suzuki GSXR600
08 Honda Fireblade
04 Kawasaki ZX6R
09 Yamaha R1
06 KTM 660SMC
07 KTM 950SM
10 KTM 990SMR
12 Ducati 1199 (still have)
15 KTM 1290 Superduke
19 KTM 1290 Superduke (still have)
09 KTM 990SMR (still have)

03 Honda Varadero 125cc
08 Honda CBF600
14 KTM 1190 Adventure

NSU Quickly and then upgraded to Honda 70 (The Beast) but moved back down to a Quickly again as the 70 was too powerful.

9 in total for me since I started in 1996:

1996 Suzuki AP50
1998 Peugeot Speedfight 100cc (very rare at the time, I believe only 8 were imported new)
2000 Yamaha Majesty 125cc (terribly unreliable, got rid within a year)
2001 Piaggio X9 125cc (best scooter I had, comfy and quiet. I rode this from Dublin to Galway a couple of times)
2003 Suzuki Burgman 125cc
1996 Honda Nighthawk 250cc
2000 Honda Pan European 1100cc (regretted selling it)
2008 Suzuki Burgman 650cc (regretted buying it)
2001 Honda Pan European 1100cc (replaced the one above.... I will not be selling it.....)

1992 Honda CBR 250RR
Bought a helmet and went into the shop and bought the bike. Wouldn’t let me drive it home seeing as I had never ridden a bike before.
Looked back at that after a few months and thanked him.
Delivered to my house and spent a few weeks pottering around outside my house on it before going on the road.

1988 Suzuki Gsxr 750 Slingshot
Beautiful bike always regret getting rid of that.

1992 Suzuki Gsxr 750
Water cooled engine and a heap of junk compared to its predecessor.
2 engines and a cracked frame later, got rid.

1994 Honda VFR 400
Cracker of a bike and a head Turner and sounded amazing, engine was tuned by some dude I never heard of before, but you could tell it was special.

1998 Yamaha R1
Loved that, great bike and the one I enjoyed the most.

2004 Suzuki Gsxr 750
Got this after about 8 years off bikes.
Never really got the feeling I had back when I had my R1.
Didn’t ride it enough and thought better of it.
Not a bike you want to be weekend riding once a month.

Have the itch again to get another.
Hopefully this year or next.

83 z50
85 xr 80
86 xr 80
85 atc350es
89 klr 650
91 kx250
01 wr426
05 wr450
07 ktm 300exc
10 tm 300
12 tm 250
13 tm 300
13 tm450
16 tm 250
19 husky 300
99 fireblade
99 gsxr 600
97 bandit 600
99 bandit 600
02 gsxr 1000
07 z750
03 gas gas txt pro 250
05 gas gas txt pro 250
2010 gas gas txt pro 280
2012 gas gas txt pro 300
2020 husky 300 rockstar on order

Never had one.